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Shishi2006-08-26 00:18:21
QUOTE(Forren @ Aug 25 2006, 03:40 PM) 324192

(Market): Shishi says, "Looking for jeweler."

(Market): Lisanna says, "Ignore him."

Looks like we have some mean merchants.

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Shyshaeia2006-08-26 03:27:14
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(Celest): Raizan says, "What the Nil... that is the wierdest thing that has ever happened to me."

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What happened?"

(Celest): Raizan says, "The 50000 gold in my pack dissapeared and instead there are 20 bras in it's playce... odd."

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Raizan what have you been up to?"

(Celest): Raizan says, "I didn't do that."

(Celest): You say, "Big drunken party?"

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bro, why do you always have big druken parties without me."

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm old now you know!"

(Celest): Raizan says, "I didn't have a party!"

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh... "

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sure."

(Celest): Raizan says, "Pretty odd, meh, giving away free bras then I geuss..."

(Celest): You say, "Bras....of all things."

(Market): Turgeis says, "Raizan's lingerie, cause his gold magically disappeared and been replaced by serveral bras."

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*hum*."

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hah, Turgeis, you are mean."

(Market): Talbert says, "And they are warm too."


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Unknown2006-08-26 05:27:31
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct it
at Minerva. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving her flesh in a sparkling
current of energy.
Screaming and writhing in agony, Minerva dies in the coruscating fountain of
cosmic fire.
You have slain Minerva.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Minerva.

Shorlen tells you, "Thank you."

Richter tells you, "Thank gods."

Doman tells you, "Were you still in the order, that probably woulda gotten you a
favour."

All within about 5 seconds.
Unknown2006-08-26 05:52:59
Iblis tells you, "(Call of Cthulhu was boring)"

You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(****er)"

Iblis tells you, "(Only interesting bit was where he emerged, and he was pwned
by a BOAT)"

You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(The boat did now pwn him sir)"

Iblis tells you, "("****, IT'S THE BILLION YEAR OLD SPAWN OF THE STARS! Wait,
I'll just speed a boat into him, allowing me enough time to escape. Christ, what
a pussy!")"

Iblis tells you, "(Now try ramming a boat into AZATHOTH)"

Iblis tells you, "(See where that gets you)"

Iblis tells you, "("OH GOD, I'M NOW INSANE AND BEING DEVOURED BY A
QUASI-SENTIENT SWIRLING MASS OF CHAOS! EEYARGH!")"

You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(I'm not even sure if a boat and Azathoth can
exist within the same dimesnsion)"

You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(That's one hell of a boat)"

Iblis tells you, "(A seething nuclear cosmic boat)"

You tell Accursed Iblis d'Murani, "(Forsooth)"
Unknown2006-08-26 06:49:35
I'm on a roooll.

Iblis tells you, "(What time is it in America?)"

You tell Iblis, "(Uh, America is really ****ing big)"

Iblis tells you, "(So is England, damnit)"

Iblis tells you, "(Wait, no, I'm thinking of Russia)"
Terenas2006-08-26 07:39:15
I just found this amusing.

QUOTE
assay arundor

Arundor is not fighting with any specialized style.
He appears to focus on parrying his head approximately 85% of the time.
He appears to focus on parrying his chest approximately 0% of the time.
He appears to focus on parrying his gut approximately 20% of the time.

You can parry over 100%! tongue.gif
Shyshaeia2006-08-26 17:04:01
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(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Heh, Marina wants to know if the wedding will
be in the Temple......well, I planned the Isle of Light..."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "I would like to do it in the temple but Ordy
what do you want?"

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Ordos says, "Is it time for my vow now?"

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Your vow?"

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Heh..."Ordy"...hehe."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Ordos says, "Shut it, Raffy, hehehe."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Hmph."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Ordy and Raffy."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Priceless."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "*gags*."


And:

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(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Ordos says, "Toodles."

Ordos is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Farewell Father."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Oodles."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Oodles of toodles?"

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Heh, he wants to be well rested for the
ceremony tomorrow."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "*gags*."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "I gots me a keeper."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Raffy, someting wrong?"

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Pff, Raflein, don't be so immature.
Let's go streaking."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Hehe...just kiddin."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "I thnk he was implying that you and
Ordos were going to be making lots of love next month, hence he needs to be
well rested."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Yeah, I figured that."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "I'm gonna be scarred...thank you *hands
over ears* tra la la."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Heh."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Nah."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden says, "Merkada heard about me and Daxera, and
cookies... err, and he turned out okay."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Empe says, "I didn't, but thanks for the concern."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raflein says, "Heh...I am just teasing her...she has
prolly heard worse on me...*laughs*."


I have uncharted waters ahead with this lot. biggrin.gif
Diamondais2006-08-26 17:06:35
(Pebbles): Please welcome Joesparrow who joins as a novice freshman!


Seems Jacks got family. closedeyes.gif
Doman2006-08-26 17:09:05
****** says, "Oh please. The only thing good
about them is the fact that they smoke more cactus weed than a convention of
suicidal healers trying to heal Munsia's inability to produce a well thought
out sentence. I'd rather chew my own arm off than get in a discussion of ethics
with her. Its like arguing philosophy with a pedophile.

and later:

"I just said that on the deepnight
aether. I really hope that doesn't get out in the public. My whole, "Healer to
the rescue' persona would go down the hole like a prostitute in harlem." blink.gif

and even later

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): ***** says, "Deas, Jesus is about as real as the tooth fairy. Don't make me go buddhist on your ass"


(The Aethercity of Deepnight): ***** says, "That's it. Telnet is dying."

Bad day? unsure.gif
Unknown2006-08-26 17:18:05
Knowing who said all that makes all the difference... you know who you are! wub.gif
Sylphas2006-08-26 17:26:19
Why the hell are we still Pebbles? We voted to change that to Dedicants ages ago.

Shorlen2006-08-26 19:14:51
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Aug 26 2006, 01:26 PM) 324445
Why the hell are we still Pebbles? We voted to change that to Dedicants ages ago.



Can't the GA change that? Of course, ours is missing :grumble:
Sylphas2006-08-26 20:50:57
I don't know. When the vote went through, we had Lisaera as a patron, and she didn't touch the guild or even answer messages about it, so it's no wonder then. I thought it would have been fixed at some point though.
Unknown2006-08-26 21:23:12
The GA and GM can alter the prefix and suffix assigned to novices after they come through the portal, but they can't change the actual name of the GNT aetherwave without the admins approving and implementing it.

Also:
(Fallen Ones): You say, ""Hey, let's take the most immature retard in the city
and put him in the most powerful ministry!""

(Fallen Ones): Lisanna (from the Aetherways) says, "Kahazul you got a
promotion?"

This means war.
Arix2006-08-26 22:20:41
congratulations on your appointment as Power Minister, Kahazul
Unknown2006-08-27 00:50:47
(Serenwilde): Emmy (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What if my tongue ring
starts telling me I have krokani breath...?"

(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Then y' shoul' go wash yer mouth."

(Serenwilde): Drenalian says, "Well, iffen ya did, yer tongue ring'd be tha
first ta know."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I'd say you need to lay off the weed, personally."
Ista2006-08-27 01:36:44

You see Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight shout, "Money may not be able to buy happiness but it can buy things that make you happy."


Azora Talnara, Silvermoon Vixen shouts, "Can it buy you a muzzle?"

I love my Auntie Zora!
Furien2006-08-27 02:10:33
Loitering at Mother, followed by:

Ialie Starfall does a back flip and lands in your vagina after doing a ninja kick.

And a prompt 'erk!' and running away. laugh.gif
Diamondais2006-08-27 02:12:04
QUOTE(Furien @ Aug 26 2006, 10:10 PM) 324617

Loitering at Mother, followed by:

Ialie Starfall does a back flip and lands in your vagina after doing a ninja kick.

And a prompt 'erk!' and running away. laugh.gif

That was weird and..disturbing. laugh.gif
Ialie2006-08-27 02:17:12
EEK! Please let me explain!!



(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "There's nothing WRONG with mudsex."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "As long as you're not like."


(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Aetherways) says, "A freak."

(Bellator Societas): Shayle says, "I didn't say there was."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "If it is in private."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, ""lolz i tuch ur boob"."

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Aetherways) says, "..."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Like newbies."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "Em pounds you hard."


(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Rofl."



(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Aetherways) says, "Emote in and out."



(Bellator Societas): You say, "Em says oh baby, I can't hold back."



(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Em puts on her wizard hat."



You have emoted: Ialie does a back flip and lands in your vagina after doing a
ninja kick.



I forgot the CLT!!