uh...

Ialie just isnt who we thought she was.

ROFL! You poor girl... -hug-

I was tricked!!!

It was an accident.


*whine*

Im teasing hun, it happens.

Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "If anyone gets moonbeam'ed in Deepnight, you may want to move. It's Minerva, trying to get out of the room I've locked her in. She needs some time to think about how to be less annoying to me."

You tell Archon Richter Carthan, "((funny and prolly desereved, but be careful of harassment))"

Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "Ah well. Divine intervention. Suppose I did deserve it."

You tell Archon Richter Carthan, "((ninja'd))"
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You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Turgeis.
You connect!
You have slain Turgeis.

.... Oops?

You carefully watch your footing and shimmy down from the treetops.
Pool of Stars.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An
enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly under
the luminous sky. There are 10 cavaliers of the Light here. There are 10 archons
of Eternal Light here. A brilliant blue robe covers the majority of the Avatar
as he stands here emanating a powerful aura. An imposing sword of radiant white
metal has been driven deep into the ground in a silent statement of intent. A
white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor
soul. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of
some poor soul. There are 3 corpses of a dream leech here. There are 12 corpses
of a serpentine starsucker here.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Those were my leeches and starsuckers!

Would've been more impressive on Prime.

Out-of-Context quotes are always so much fun.

*In Game*

(Market): Richter says, "Looking for two trendy studs."

*IRC*

Richter, why are you looking for two trendy studs?
Because my holes are empty?

(Edit: Bah, ninja'd, but my version's better anyway.)

Ninjaed by Rauros, Tekora

If my computer hadn't frozen on me, I could have put the whole thing in this thread.

Essentially what happened was Minerva was getting very irritating, and had been going ooc multiple times in says and tells. So, when I looked up from my computer, I saw her attacking Kahazul. Now, I figured he probably started it, and glanced up and saw him attacking, but I just hit XX, which is my pulp target head alias. With my two flails, deffed up, and a tae'dae, I killed her in one hit.

After that, I got a few tells, and then Lyreth asked me how many people had thanked me. I said three, and he said that I could add his thanks to it, and I got a one day favor.

Now, she came back to the plaza, started asking why I killed her and generally annoying me further. I created an exit to my office, and mountkicked her through it, and closed the exit. My office has a monolith, one exit, and a reinforced steel door, so that's why she was trying to moonbeam out. As soon as I said it though, she was Divine teleported next to me at the aetherplex, and I got a tell from Someone Powerfull that I deserved it, hence my shout.

That would have been a lot funnier in quote form, instead of story form, but my computer went nuts on me, and I had to restart.

I am done in by my hatred of cows...

Ackleberry Highway near Estelbar. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A cow is here in a state of panic.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest.
2372h, 3212m, 2708e, 10p ex-
A cow rushes out to the northwest in a state of panic.
2372h, 3212m, 2708e, 10p ex-
Estelbar Path. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of Trundle stands here,
memorializing her noble spirit. There are 3 centaur hunters here.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
You gasp as your fine-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze of confusion.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Trundle unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.

Done in by your inability to tell east from west, more like.

That too, this is what happens at 4:30 am after listening to 30 minutes straight of Ricky Martin. You mix things up.

He is an ordinary human and black short hair. he has white eyes. he's average height for a human. he alson has a snake tatto all over his arm and a B scar under his left eye. he loves animals and hates celestians. He is wearing a silver torc, and a pair of black trousers bearing silver stars.

:'( soon after he said ppl.