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by Viravain

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Diamondais2006-08-29 18:52:11
Xenthos entreats Rynak, the taurian shaman to forgive her trespasses and grant amnesty in the Taurian Tribe of Verasavir.

Kiarlea2006-08-29 20:36:04
***** tells you, "Sorry to bother you but are you a guild leader in the guard ..??"
You tell *****, "... no, I'm not."
You tell *****, "HELP SERENGUARD, *****."
***** tells you, "Any leader or champion or admin about."
***** tells you, "You are the guild leader hehe."
You tell *****, "Indeed, I am the Guildmistress and a commune leader at that."
***** tells you, "Aye."

rolleyes.gif doh.gif This was a conversation with a communemate who really should have known better.
Xenthos2006-08-29 21:46:35
QUOTE(diamondais @ Aug 29 2006, 02:52 PM) 325515

Xenthos entreats Rynak, the taurian shaman to forgive her trespasses and grant amnesty in the Taurian Tribe of Verasavir.

Hmph.

And here I was being polite to that little human, too! *grumps*
Diamondais2006-08-29 21:50:21
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Aug 29 2006, 05:46 PM) 325578

Hmph.

And here I was being polite to that little human, too! *grumps*

You were very polite, imagine how confused that little Human was when she looked at you! laugh.gif
Luciden2006-08-30 00:07:58
(Market): You say, "Jeweler for hire. Serving anyone but lighties and smelly
fish."
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(Market): Azora says, "They're so outrageous they piss off your coinbag!"

Minerva tells you, "Those are the same people."

You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Not always. You never know when
there's a fish in a forest for some reason or another."
-
Minerva tells you, "Yuck."
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You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Indeed."

You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Don't want your forest smelling like
pond scum, eh? we don't want that in our city either."
-
Minerva tells you, "Yucky puddlemancers."
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You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Indeed!"
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Minerva tells you, "Blehck."



her last tell totally caught me off guard and I laughed pretty hard.
Tsuki2006-08-30 03:14:10
Nejii: WHAT THE
Tsuki: eep?
Nejii: Who the hell set my computer clock to november?
Nejii: What the hell month is it? >.<
Tsuki: august
Nejii: Really?
Nejii: Ewww
Tsuki: yes
Tsuki: end of
Nejii: That's like a month until my birthday
Nejii: *kicks brother*
Nejii: Is it the 29th?
Tsuki: yes
Nejii: Ok, thanks
Tsuki: welcome *sparkle*
Acrune2006-08-30 03:35:55
QUOTE(Tsuki @ Aug 29 2006, 11:14 PM) 325664

Nejii: What the hell month is it? >.<
Tsuki: august


Stop lying to the guy. Shiri, its July.
Reiha2006-08-30 04:04:23
QUOTE
Nigredo begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up from the ground before Yuniko. Vicious spikes slam into her flesh and nail her to the cross. She screams in pain and agony as blood is splattered in all directions.

You blink.

Yuniko jerks as the iron cross pulls her limbs, resulting in a sickening crunch of bones.

You look surprised and say to Nigredo, "What are you doing to my aunt?"

Yuniko bleeds like a stuck pig upon the iron cross.

Yuniko jerks as the iron cross pulls her limbs, resulting in a sickening crunch of bones.

Nigredo looms over the pitiful form of Yuniko and plunges his hands into the chest, ripping out the heart. He offers up the bloody organ to the Demon Lords of Nil, and then laughs ecstatically as monstrous dark shadows wrap around him.
Yuniko has been slain by Nigredo.

The soul of Yuniko says, "That."

The soul of Yuniko swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Megalith of Doom flares with chromatic colours, as Yuniko steps out of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.

You blink.

"Ok!" Yuniko exclaims.

Scrunching up her face, Yuniko clenches a fist and scream, "BOOYAH!"

Yuniko leaves to the south.

You stare implacably about yourself.

"megalith2073" the Megalith of Doom
"ardrak6167" Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith
"shrine17174" a shield shrine of Fain
"rose17444" a midnight black rose
"hound48668" a bloodhound
"monolith sigil98688" a monolith sigil
"hound113278" a bloodhound
"hound27648" a bloodhound
"mammoth77192" a wooly mammoth
"corpse60794" the crucified corpse of Yukari
"archdemon89136" a hideous archdemon
"archdemon25728" a hideous archdemon
"corpse7202" the crucified corpse of Yuniko
Number of objects: 13

I love my crazy family biggrin.gif Though Reiha's father isn't around much sad.gif
Diamondais2006-08-30 04:08:57
Rinaari puts a bit of silvery essence into the Moonhart Mother Tree.
A bit of silvery essence is absorbed into the bark of the Moonhart Mother Tree.
Rinaari flashes you a joyous smile.
Rinaari reaches out and touches you.
A shiny new leaf unfurls on the Moonhart Mother Tree, a symbol of new growth.
A shiny new leaf unfurls on the Moonhart Mother Tree, a symbol of new growth.
You cough softly.
Rinaari looks up at you curiously.
Rinaari puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"
You say, "Im not Mother."
Rinaari rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ixion2006-08-30 05:59:15
QUOTE(Reiha @ Aug 30 2006, 12:04 AM) 325677

I love my crazy family biggrin.gif Though Reiha's father isn't around much sad.gif


You're stuck with the "booby prize" instead. tongue.gif
Unknown2006-08-30 06:44:40
Found a spore just a few IG days ago then snorted them (forgot to sniff them)

Tickling that area just behind your eyes, you suddenly let out a sneeze of
tremendous force that causes the world to momentarily spin with bright colours.

Then this is where it take me...

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
A sedge of galingale is firmly planted in the forest floor. A marjoram bush
flourishes here, spreading its delicate scent. Sprays of chervil cover the
forest floor. Singing a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the
Moonhart, stands here. Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree,
stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. There are 3 magically-preserved
letters here. There are 3 white and brown speckled ponys here. An obsidian eye
sigil is here. There are 3 small screech owls here. A hornbeam sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. There are 3 frost hags here. There are 4 striped
badgers here. Hovering over a raised dais are two silver arrows, their long
shafts crossed with the points aimed skywards. Reaching up as high as the eye
can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. There are 3 fierce
timberwolfs here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A red fox
stands here, cautiously listening to the surroundings. A wiccan broom floats
here, vibrating with energy. Seeker of the Moon, Xandi is here. She wields a
nature talisman in her left hand. Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher is here.
He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a shield of silvered vines in
his right. Krellan is here, shrouded. He wields a mirrored shield in his left
hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading north and south.

so... doh.gif
Ixion2006-08-30 06:46:17
Pah, that's no fun unless you show how fast you died to guards.
Unknown2006-08-30 06:48:48
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 30 2006, 02:46 PM) 325744

Pah, that's no fun unless you show how fast you died to guards.


5-10 seconds, that goes with vitae up with Krellan and Zenji hitting me

EDIT: Also, found the spore near Lord Lacostian's temple where I plan to go and harvest some Kafe beans I planted 2 RL days ago, so I assumed the spores came from Marina's Mushroom Circle used only for the order of Lord Lacostian. Note to self: SNIFF BEFORE SNORTING!
Saran2006-08-30 09:36:43
2006/08/29 22:55:35 - Fluffysheep stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.
2006/08/29 23:03:20 - Fluffysheep is now known as Fuzzyduck.
2006/08/29 23:04:03 - Fuzzyduck is now known as Happyllama.
2006/08/29 23:08:06 - Happyllama is now known as Thurifer.
Ildaudid2006-08-30 17:40:19
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 30 2006, 01:59 AM) 325729

You're stuck with the "booby prize" instead. tongue.gif


blink.gif What the hell is the booby prize??? That better not be me. closedeyes.gif
Unknown2006-08-30 18:03:52
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Aug 30 2006, 12:40 PM) 325861

blink.gif What the hell is the booby prize??? That better not be me. closedeyes.gif

You are quite flat for a booby price... Maybe if you were like Scarlett Johansen, now Those are some god darn gazoongas
Ixion2006-08-30 18:39:27
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Aug 30 2006, 01:40 PM) 325861

blink.gif What the hell is the booby prize??? That better not be me. closedeyes.gif


Being that she was referring to her father, it should have been obvious I was making a joke about myself, as her pop-in-law. *order Ildaudid passive**order Ildaudid eat pennyroyal* Darn paranoid kids!
Ildaudid2006-08-30 19:08:30
Dee Dee DEE ... is what Carlos Mencia would call me I guess biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-08-30 22:21:13
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Aug 30 2006, 02:48 AM) 325746

5-10 seconds, that goes with vitae up with Krellan and Zenji hitting me

EDIT: Also, found the spore near Lord Lacostian's temple where I plan to go and harvest some Kafe beans I planted 2 RL days ago, so I assumed the spores came from Marina's Mushroom Circle used only for the order of Lord Lacostian. Note to self: SNIFF BEFORE SNORTING!

Did I actually get a hit off? ohmy.gif The gaurds were swarming in to fast to be sure.
Ildaudid2006-08-30 23:29:58
(Bellator Societas): Tuek (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hey guys, look."
4906h, 4906m, 3980e, 10p elrxk<>-
Amaru has been squished under the mighty foot of Hexe Tuek Myeras, Heir of Ellindel.
You see the death occur at the Stairs of the Last Nine.


laugh.gif

Sorry that was too funny.....