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by Viravain

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Rauros2006-09-02 04:25:49
I know, seriously! They do.
Unknown2006-09-02 05:20:16
And that is what Carlos likes to call... "De de deeee!"
Diamondais2006-09-02 05:22:18
Zannis has failed to cure the poison of .

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Everiine2006-09-02 05:38:10
I regret that I don't have the entire conversation, but Rox, a Seren Brave, wanted to change his name to "Fuzzy Llama" He argued earlier that there was no rule against it:

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(Braves): Rox says, "Its no forbiddon but you might as well make it, i mean you
kant even de called fuzzy lama but you will let forld go it is soooooo un
fair."

(Braves): You say, "No, it isn't."

(Braves): Rox says, "Why."

(Braves): Rox says, "Could you let me slipp through the craks."

(Braves): Harpuia says, "There are no cracks to slip through."

You tell Rox, Seren Brave, "OOC: Fuzzy Llama is a "silly or offensive name of
any kind, even dictionary word", under the Poor names category. You cant have
it."

(Braves): Rox says, "But it says so!!!!!!!"

(Braves): You say, "Fuzzy Llama would be classified as a silly name under the
Poor Names category. You can't make your name Fuzzy Llama."

(Braves): Hiriako says, "Rox, the answer is 'no'. It states it is a poor name,
and it would be a poor name. One of the newbie helpers, such as Skein or
Spindle would ask you to change it if they saw it."

(Braves): Rox says, "So what wrong with a silly name it gives charictar to your
charictar."

(Braves): Lisanna says, "Do you mean character?"

(Serenguard): Harpuia says, "Someone strip me of my rank before I expell him."

(Braves): Hiriako says, "It makes you seem like a fool, actually. If you wish
to have character, develop it through personality."

(Serenguard): Hiriako says, "No, I believe he's earned it, actually."

(Serenguard): You say, "I'm all ready to hold him back."

(Serenguard): You say, "Don't kick him out though."

(Serenguard): Lisanna says, "Have you at told him to stop?"

(Serenguard): You say, "Many times."

(Serenguard): You say, "Publicly and privately."

(Serenguard): Lisanna says, "Just checking."

(Braves): Rox says, "Oh my this is a funny conversation, arguing over the name
fuzzy lama??"

(Braves): You say, "We haven't found it funny."

(Braves): Harpuia says, "It's good you acknowledge that this is a ridiculous
debate, so now will you stop?"
Saran2006-09-02 05:44:18
Snap him...

Ugh, it's worse than novices who go through in-appropriate names before getting an acceptable one
Everiine2006-09-02 05:48:18
What gets me is I swear I saw a Fuzzy Llama come through the Portal once...
Diamondais2006-09-02 05:52:14
QUOTE(Everiine @ Sep 2 2006, 01:48 AM) 326995

What gets me is I swear I saw a Fuzzy Llama come through the Portal once...

Fuzzyllama was a Hartstone.
Everiine2006-09-02 05:53:08
Aha! I knew I wasn't crazy!
Terenas2006-09-02 07:14:09
QUOTE(Everiine @ Sep 2 2006, 05:38 AM) 326992

I regret that I don't have the entire conversation, but Rox, a Seren Brave, wanted to change his name to "Fuzzy Llama" He argued earlier that there was no rule against it:

Why didn't you just boot him? He was obviously just trying to bring attention to himself.
Unknown2006-09-02 08:27:58
QUOTE(Everiine @ Sep 2 2006, 01:38 AM) 326992

I regret that I don't have the entire conversation, but Rox, a Seren Brave, wanted to change his name to "Fuzzy Llama" He argued earlier that there was no rule against it:

ah... the view that in the serenwilde if you didn't specifically tell me not to, I can do it even when it's stupid, idiotic, dangerous to others, against everything we believe in, and so on. People like that tend to bend and bend the rules until they get caught in a tangle of lies and finally booted out. dunno.gif such is life...
Ialie2006-09-02 12:25:41
QUOTE(diamondais @ Sep 2 2006, 01:52 AM) 326996

Fuzzyllama was a Hartstone.



Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear.
Unknown2006-09-02 13:04:59
QUOTE(Everiine @ Sep 2 2006, 07:38 AM) 326992

I regret that I don't have the entire conversation, but Rox, a Seren Brave, wanted to change his name to "Fuzzy Llama" He argued earlier that there was no rule against it:


If Aerenna was still alive, that newbie would wish he was dead after I'd be done with him.

After all, he comitted a double murder - on grammar and common sense.
Everiine2006-09-02 14:09:20
He was lucky he stopped when he did. I was going to hold him back not one but 5 hours, and after that, Harpuia's trigger finger would have gotten him and booted him out. I know Newbies don't understand all the rules, which is why I'm usually pretty easy on them. But when someone sits there and argues with you point blank to allow them to have something that is CLEARLY written as not allowed, it irks me.
Nementh2006-09-02 14:28:05
Back when I did some guiding in Imperian, this was a common conversation for me: (Based on feel conversation, but I only have the very end of it exact.)

"Greenlantern, you need to change your name. Please read help namoes, and pick an appriorate name. If you need help finding a name that will fit into this world, I would be more then willing to help you."

Few minutes later, no replies, then...

"No, Superman is not allowed either, please change it."

"Hahahaha u r stupid! Only change names 1." (exagerated)

"Incorrect" (Give them another name change.) "Now please change it."

"Ok, Batman is not allowed either." (Time newbie.) "When you have an allowed name, I will let you ok."
(real quote begins)
Barbells tells you,"How is this?"
(Guides): You say, "Uhh... opinion here. Barbells count as a name change offense?"
(Guides): Asaka says, "This is that Greenlatern novice, isn't it?"
(Guides): You say, "Yep."
(Guides): Asaka says, "Well for one that dense, it is a quite fitting name, but no."
You tell Barbell, "No, you need to change it again."
(Newbie): Barbell says, "I HATE YOU JULIET. YOU ARE A WHORE! YOU GAVE ME A BJ AND HERPES!"

Barbell has been slain by the might of Herpes.

(Guides): You say, "Great, now every newbie will be asking Juliet for blow jobs..."

(Guides): Asaka says, "I did not think about that first... have fun."
Gelo2006-09-02 15:31:03
QUOTE(Ialie @ Sep 2 2006, 10:25 PM) 327013

Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear.



Fuzzy wuzzy is a Warcraft: Defense of the Ancients character. *sagenod*
Verithrax2006-09-02 15:40:27
QUOTE(Nementh @ Sep 2 2006, 11:28 AM) 327046

Back when I did some guiding in Imperian, this was a common conversation for me: (Based on feel conversation, but I only have the very end of it exact.)

"Greenlantern, you need to change your name. Please read help namoes, and pick an appriorate name. If you need help finding a name that will fit into this world, I would be more then willing to help you."

Few minutes later, no replies, then...

"No, Superman is not allowed either, please change it."

"Hahahaha u r stupid! Only change names 1." (exagerated)

"Incorrect" (Give them another name change.) "Now please change it."

"Ok, Batman is not allowed either." (Time newbie.) "When you have an allowed name, I will let you ok."
(real quote begins)
Barbells tells you,"How is this?"
(Guides): You say, "Uhh... opinion here. Barbells count as a name change offense?"
(Guides): Asaka says, "This is that Greenlatern novice, isn't it?"
(Guides): You say, "Yep."
(Guides): Asaka says, "Well for one that dense, it is a quite fitting name, but no."
You tell Barbell, "No, you need to change it again."
(Newbie): Barbell says, "I HATE YOU JULIET. YOU ARE A WHORE! YOU GAVE ME A BJ AND HERPES!"

Barbell has been slain by the might of Herpes.

(Guides): You say, "Great, now every newbie will be asking Juliet for blow jobs..."

(Guides): Asaka says, "I did not think about that first... have fun."

Only an utter noob would ask someone with herpes for a blowjob.
Gelo2006-09-02 19:36:53
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Sep 3 2006, 01:40 AM) 327068

Only an utter noob would ask someone with herpes for a blowjob.


Good point!! roflmao.gif
Reiha2006-09-02 20:18:46
Ildaudid knows how to make me smile, being a big goof ball and all - this was an OCC conversation we were having biggrin.gif

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Kalas Ildaudid says, "Tell your brother to sell his blood, and shave his head and sell his hair to wig companies."

You say, "Speaking of hair."

Kalas Ildaudid says, "Its not a dumbshit solution."

Kalas Ildaudid says, "What about hair?"

You say, "I found a shiny white strand of hair on my head."

You slump down dejectedly.

Ildaudid rolls on the floor, laughing.

You peer at Ildaudid unscrupulously.

Kalas Ildaudid exclaims, "Change yer description quick yer turning into
REIHA!!"

Ildaudid reaches over and gives you a friendly noogie.
Gavriel2006-09-03 00:58:11
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A squat imp says, "Gavriel beats me four times a month, sometimes five if I'm lucky."


And not much later...

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A squat imp scurries out to the north (of his own volition).

Initiate of Alluvium, Triana d'Murani says, "Seems like your imp decided to strike out on his own."

You give a pained sigh.

Initiate of Alluvium, Triana d'Murani says, "I think we'll be hearing good things from him."

Initiate of Alluvium, Triana d'Murani says, "No doubt many epic adventures and such."


And brought back.. -drumroll- a dish of stewed pork.
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I really wish I hadn't lost the rest of that.. doh.gif
Unknown2006-09-03 01:01:03
(Pages): Please welcome Leeroy who joins as a novice freshman!

LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIINS!

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stupid novices with their stupid names