(Whytetower House): Adee (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'd rather eat
mom's twinkie honestly..."


So wrong on so many different levels.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Apparently, the shop assistant doesn't like Me
much, which means that it's time to do something unorthodox."

...that was just cute somehow.

Gawd, I love gambling on my alt. Going to see if I can wrack up 5000 lessons. 2880 so far!

ok ok, I decided to post something from my Shikari Fangirl journal. teehee. This happened a couple nights ago and I almost died laughing.

(Shadowdancers): You say, "Anyone around? Or am I the lone Shadowdancer?"
(Shadowdancers): You say, "Hmm, that makes me a sad Faeling...because now I'm talking to myself."
(Shadowdancers): Shikari says, "And still you keep going?"
(Shadowdancers): You say, "Oi."
(Shadowdancers): You say, "Greetings, Lord."
You roll on the floor, laughing.

During a party in the Celestine GH...
Zenshi will now be known as Ecclesiar Zenshi, Purvayor of Boy Love by the order of Meseiarch Simimi Matriarch of Mercy
Adee will now be known as Exxlesiar Adee pain in the bum by the order of Meseiarch Simimi, Martriarch of Mercy
Basilius will now be know as Ecclesair Basilius, Hung like a Faeling by the order of Meseiarch Simimi, Martiarch of Mercy

Yea that is not copy and paste, since I don't know how from inside TF in the tty1 terminal shell thingy in Linux...
So I typed it in from memory...Enjoy!

Message #1579 Sent by: Azalya
11/17 10:35 "Damnit.. it happened again.. (Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Azalya in Faethorn."(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Need help Zenji? Should be easy for you.""

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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Azalya 1 On On
Narice 1 On Off
Valandriel 3 On On
Zenji 6 Secretary On On
Laysus 11 Security On On
Nejii 12 Security On On
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Total Guildmembers: 6

after being tackled whored by kurama into about 4 statues in as many seconds

You are:
suffering from a sliced open forehead.

plagued by an illusory phantom.

paralysed.

confused.

suffering from epilepsy.

violently ill.

sprawled on the ground.
hallucinating.

impatient.

unnaturally stupid.

an insomniac.
paranoid.

claustrophobic.

afraid of heights.

feeling rather lethargic.

A fair trade

Excruciating pain suddenly stabs you beneath your breast bone. You scream
horrifically just as your heart bursts out of its ribcage in an explosion of
bone fragments and blood.
You have been slain by Geb.
Variables reset.
Active mode.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 77.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Paramortal.
A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
3380h, 3380m, 3654e, 0p elrx-insomnia

Geb takes a drink from a glowing emerald vial.
3380h, 3380m, 3654e, 0p elrx-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have just recovered balance on all limbs.
Swinging Urlach's Fury in an underhand arc, you strike at Sivriel. You brutally
smash her right leg so hard that she stumbles and almost falls.
The blow continues into Sivriel's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing
sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment, vanishing
suddenly as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Sivriel.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 78.
You have reached the illustrious level of Transmortal.
Sivriel drops a honeycomb.
Sivriel drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
A ghostly form rises from Sivriel's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.

(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2765h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10950en, 22302w esSilrx---/14:58:09.875/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2765h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10960en, 22314w esSilrx---/14:58:10.781/
There is no exit in that direction.
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10960en, 22314w esSilrx---/14:58:11.312/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10960en, 22314w esSilrx---/14:58:11.937/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10960en, 22314w esSilrx---/14:58:13.296/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10970en, 22326w esSilrx---/14:58:14.234/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10970en, 22326w esSilrx---/14:58:15.265/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10970en, 22326w esSilrx---/14:58:16.218/
(((Kharvik IS SCRYING MY LOCATION!!!)))
2920h, 5649m, 5102e, 10p, 10970en, 22326w esSilrx---/14:58:17.359/
Kharvik tells you, ":D."

After dying to Kaileigh and back at the Ravenwood:

You smile impishly and say to Narses, "On the bright side, I'm not hungry anymore."

A Lisaera quote, out of context:
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Everyone hates you, Mali."

And now, the context:

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Laws that punish someone for killing another do not equal friendship. There are some in the Commune I quite frankly can't stand, I am not allowed to kill them either."
(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Gregori hates me."
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Everyone hates you, Mali."
(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "I'm crushed."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I don't."
(Serenwilde): Hiriako (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't hate her. She lets me use her for practice."
(Serenwilde): Grendor says, "Eww."
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Practice, hmm? I don't think I need hear details."
(Serenwilde): Diamondais says, "Its okay Malicia, we love you, though most wont admit it."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "She cheered Iraen on for killing me! She is mean too!"
(Serenwilde): Hiriako (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm talking about with my greatsword, Lady!"
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "I'm sure you are."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I think Amaru should know about this practice..."
(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Aiiie."
(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "So what were we on about again? Wyrd?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Ah, the warm fuzzy feeling I get after collecting blackmail material."

but i have no clue what 6th form is
i think it is out of Harry Potter

Voron shouts, "IDICCIMI."

Torak tells you, "Im not racist, I have a rainbow of slaves."

You will now be known as Snugglepillow Josun Ion'r, by order of Narses Ion'r, The Dark Guide.

Viravain raises Her hands and sends a bolt of burning blue fire towards Skein.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Dark Marshall, Etanru Faeshade says, "Teehee."

Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Hmm."

Narses Ion'r, The Dark Guide says, "Thank Crow my name is not Skein."

Narses taps his nose knowingly.

Darkened Druidess Cairam, Servant of the Black Nest says, "I'm sure he jumped out of his trousers."

Cairam ponders the situation.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Of course. She was insisting that she be given a raise."

Darkened Druidess Cairam, Servant of the Black Nest says, "Out of her skirt, I mean."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Apparently, finding out days later thrice the current pay of nothing is still nothing seemed to upset her."

(Celest): Lepidola says, "Hello."

(Celest): Lepidola says, "I am new to the realms."

(Celest): Amaru says, "Welcome."

(Celest): Cooper says, "Welcome, Lepidola."

(Celest): You say, "Welcome."

honors leipolda
There is no such person, I'm afraid.

honors lepiolda
There is no such person, I'm afraid.

honrors lepidola
Pardon me?

honors lepidola
Aqua Applicant Lepidola (Female Lucidian)

(Market): Umbrawn says, "Ad 139."
(Market): Umbrawn says, "Ahem sorry.."
(Market): Umbrawn says, "Ad 139... where the Adults come to play."

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Poster: Umbrawn
Price: {varies}

Brief:
Gardens of Arcadia

Description:
So.. not getting what you want from your mate... Maybe just from
life in General? Welcome to the Gardens of Arcadia.. where the
adults come to play. Here you will find virtually whatever
you're looking for, give or take the extremities. Regardless of
why you've come.. you will leave happy, or my name isn't Mr.
Happy! Contact Gwynevere or myself for more information
regarding this ad. And remember... you can have what you want..
all you have to do is ask.

Post Date:
2005/11/19 00:15

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Ugh.

(Newbie): Talahi says, "Are chains found on gnomes or on the ground? (trying to
not Level up but open a portal)"



So wanted to make a comment there.