There are no end to cow jokes...The poor things.

Isluna follows you in.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A hunting trophy bearing 's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. There are 2
white marble gravestones here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. There are 2 white marble gravestones here. The fossilized remains of Mazeb are here. Eurial is here, sinuously waving his arms at Volpe. Raysicia is here. She wields a blackened steel katana in her left hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here. You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
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Volpe gives a horrified gasp.
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Apprentice of Earth, Volpe says, "Oh! Oh! CAN I?!?!"
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Volpe bounces up and down.
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"Eh?" Isluna says curiously.
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Raysicia says, "Well he wants to be warm."
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blink
You blink.
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Isluna says, "I think I don't want to know."
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say Did we come back at a bad time?
You say, "Did we come back at a bad time?"

I don't get it...

(Serenwilde): Azora says, "Uh oh, the frost hags have been drinking again."

(Serenwilde): Yini says, "What?"

(Serenwilde): Lydin says, "A bunch of frost hags... that's the worst idea I've
heard in a year."

(Serenwilde): Azora says, "Every time I see a frost hag, there's an empty shot
glass laying around next to them."

(Serenwilde): Azora says, "I know what's going on."

(Serenwilde): Hiriako says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Zatara says, "What is?"

(Serenwilde): Azora says, "They're going on wild party binges!"

(Serenwilde): Azora says, "I'm just hurt that I wasn't invited. I can get down
with the drinking."

A hartstone novice when asked how they knew about tarot "I know a lot about Celestine skills due to memories of a distant past life."

evidently they don't know that you don't mention it. Not to mention the fact that, hrm, well, there is a war with Celest. Mentioning that past might not be a good idea.

I hope you gave that one a good yelling.

Priest of the Moon, Derian, Hand of the Crone says, "Heh, escaped Malicia and Shamarah, only to run into two virgins. Escaped them, only to run into seven more."

Derian mutters discontentedly.

Priest of the Moon, Derian, Hand of the Crone says, "If only..."

Im guessing hes talking about Laysus other description of Virgins.

This was too cute:




(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Large group."

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Damn, no aquamancers."

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Someone enemy Yolei."

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "PROTECT CELESTIA."

-time passes with no response-

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Sir Nico?"

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Garick?"

---more time----

(Celest): Turgeis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Garick, get up to
Celestia and Meld the place."

-more time-

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Gone."

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "All Lords are dead."

(Celest): Turgeis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Where is sir Nico?"

reason #3 I was fed up with Celest

I think I know who your Alt is Ildaudid...

...and celestian fighters get paid.

Wait, what!?

Poor Turgueis... Come to Serenwilde. We'll take care of you

Um, considering who was leading halfway through....I don't think he'd want to

Yeah I was there and I didn't get it .....

Not most of them, only leaders, and I personally turned down my wages.

Um, Turgeis, I wasn't even online! Stop making me look bad when I wasn't around in the first place.