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Unknown2006-09-09 07:09:44
*******************POLITICS OF THE GREAT SPIRIT OF CROW********************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: Dark Spirit, the Shadow of Crow
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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Should have know Dark Spirit was the big cheese! biggrin.gif


*****************POLITICS OF THE ELEMENTAL LORDS OF EARTH******************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: (nobody)
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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*****************POLITICS OF THE ELEMENTAL LORDS OF WATER******************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: (nobody)
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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That's what you get for putting in Politics Water and Earth. Weird.

Soll2006-09-09 09:47:07
3654h, 3888m, 3420e, 8p, 17170en, 18340w ex---\\\\10:46:43:843//politics moonspirit

**************************POLITICS OF MOON SPIRIT**************************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: Queen Maeve of the Fae
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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3654h, 3888m, 3420e, 8p, 17170en, 18340w ex---\\\\10:46:47:953//politics nightspirit

*************************POLITICS OF MOTHER NIGHT**************************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: Queen Maeve of the Fae
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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Heh. I smell some problems. tongue.gif
Tsuki2006-09-09 12:32:13
QUOTE(Soll @ Sep 9 2006, 05:47 AM) 329468

3654h, 3888m, 3420e, 8p, 17170en, 18340w ex---\\\\10:46:43:843//politics moonspirit

**************************POLITICS OF MOON SPIRIT**************************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: Queen Maeve of the Fae
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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3654h, 3888m, 3420e, 8p, 17170en, 18340w ex---\\\\10:46:47:953//politics nightspirit

*************************POLITICS OF MOTHER NIGHT**************************
Sphere of Influence:
Village Leader: Queen Maeve of the Fae
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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Heh. I smell some problems. tongue.gif

'Cept it's not all the time, even.

It should be Albion and ... Lhiannan? pleasesign.gif


A critical point of being able to use Invasion, remember, is the target has to be in the area effected by the shrine. Us poking fun at the idea of being a "threat" is because we're the ones who aren't likely to be in those areas, hence the enemy status is pretty pointless and thus amusing in its pointlessness. rolleyes.gif
Tsuki2006-09-09 19:14:07
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Someone says, "I hereby get fed up seperating amaru and
shamarah and rename them shamaru."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Hmm, I like that."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Shamarulicia?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Another person (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sounds
good."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Someone (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Shamarualiciousexpialidocious?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Someone else says, "I think it is horrible."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "All of the options?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Someone else says, "Indeed so. If only there was a
Shamaru, we could web it and not worry about two sets of afflictions at once."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Hmm, also a good point."
Shamarah2006-09-09 19:26:08
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(Why'd you remove the names, by the way? It's not like I'd hunt them down. Or care at all. huh.gif)
Ashteru2006-09-09 19:40:29
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 9 2006, 07:26 PM) 329542

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Xavius2006-09-09 20:05:05
Amaru tells you, "Are you ready to convert yet?"

Amaru tells you, "Or should I say, return."

You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Dawn, "Re-equipping myself. It's sad to
be armed like a Blackthorn."

You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Dawn, "And stop trying to steal my
champion. I like her."

Amaru tells you, "So do I though."

Amaru tells you, "Both of you should come."

Amaru tells you, "I'd give you both cuddles and cherubs."
Unknown2006-09-09 20:38:39
(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "What grumpy old man doesn't like weevils and
collects flowers?"

(Serenwilde): Lydin says, "Hah."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Nejii?"

(Serenwilde): Linwe says, "Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "Points to Taraki!"

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "It could technically be Uncle Nejii."

(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "No, Nejii's not that old."

OK, so Nejii's not that old, but sure is grumpy, doesn't like weevils and collects flowers kiss.gif
Unknown2006-09-09 20:49:11
________



A frost hag yells, "Tully is trying to get the guards drunk!"

Tully, Janitor of the Basin yells, "No!"

Tully, Janitor of the Basin yells, "Ye misunderstand me."

Adherent of the Maiden, Ista Talnara yells, "TULLY!"

Moon's Tears, Laysus L'Eternae, Dancer in the Moonlight yells, "Tully stop it,
they're frost hags, not wenches!"

A frost hag yells, "He gave me a bottle of some alcoholic beverage!"

Dedicant Kharaen, Seeker of Growth yells, "I hope that's not so. They don't
drink often, and could get tipsy very easily..."

Tully, Janitor of the Basin yells, "Ye are meant to sip it!"

Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras yells, "Now now, Tully, don't give out alcohol
if you aren't sharing it with all o fus."

Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras yells, "...of us, rather."

Adherent of the Maiden, Ista Talnara yells, "But they rarely drink, so that'll
get them drunk easy."

A frost hag yells, "There's plenty to go around! I'll share with you."

A frost hag yells, "Drinks on Tully!"

You yell, "Dear Lords. Hags shouldn't drink, Tully."

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Diamondais2006-09-09 20:52:56
So thats what the heck Kharaen's yelling about.
Unknown2006-09-09 20:57:38

A frost hag yells, "Come Sheren*hic*wilde! *hic* Share thish drink wihsadft me!"

Dedicant Kharaen, Seeker of Growth yells, "Just like I predicted..."

Dedicant Kharaen, Seeker of Growth yells, "Shame on you Tully."

Tully, Janitor of the Basin yells, "Sorry, I thought frost hags wouldn't be
affected much by good brew."

Xanders, Eagle Scout yells, "What's wrong with a bit of drink? I'd join th' hag
right away, if I didn't have to train a Brave right now."

Dedicant Kharaen, Seeker of Growth yells, "It certainly doesn't keep your senses
alert, and impairs your ability to do ANYTHING. If that hag gets killed for
being unaware during an attack, I hold you personally responsible Tully."

Dedicant Kharaen, Seeker of Growth yells, "I should probably write out an
epitaph. Hrm. What's your name, frost hag?"

Hags gone wilde glare.gif
Unknown2006-09-09 21:16:12
Instead of just yelling, more people should've come... happy.gif

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Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
top of an old oak tree splits into two large branches, allowing standing room.
A thin strip of wood leads to the west, teetering ominously above the forest.
The thin platform is a good fifty feet above the ground and with absolutely no
handholds to support it. The oak itself appears to be hollow, a wooden ladder
leading downwards into the depths of the tree. Hovering eerily here is a frost
hag, emanating a pale silver glow. There are 6 centaur hunters here.
You see exits leading west, down, and in.
A frost hag says, "I see you, dwarf."

You give a frost hag a compassionate hug.

A frost hag quietly floats in a tight circle.

You say to a frost hag, "I see ye too."

You wink conspiratorially at a frost hag.

A frost hag says, "What is it, dwarf?"

You give a bottle to a frost hag.





A few minutes later...

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A frost hag tells you, "What's in this bottle? Is it poison?"


So I go back...

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You say to a frost hag, "I dunno, I think it's left over booze."

You say, "Ye can give it back and I'll drink it first."


So Tsuki comes along...

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A frost hag says, "Avarst ma*hic*tey."

High Wiccan, Kalas Orti, Adherent of the Crone yells, "Dear Lords. Hags
shouldn't drink, Tully."

A frost hag leans on Tsuki seeking consolation

You say to Tsuki, "I guess they can't hold their liquor. I didn't know..."

Tsuki grins mischievously at you.

You say, "Thought a hag would have more constitution than a pixie."

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "Only the hags know true
cold."

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "Must be wonderful for
chilled beverages."

Tsuki taps her nose knowingly.

A frost hag crawls between the legs of one of the centaurs and giggles loudly.

"Eep!", Tsuki screams in fright.

Tsuki grabs protectively at a frost hag.
A frost hag says, "What is it, elfen?"

You say, "I got some black ice moonshine myself, so I understand that.

A frost hag says, "Niche hor*hic*sey."

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "Really don't think you
need to bother the poor centaurs, dear."

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "Unless you intend to share
your drink with them, of course."

You say to a frost hag, "Just take it slow...ye only had one sip of that..."

A frost hag waves her bottle at Tully threateningly.

Tully hides behind Tsuki.

A frost hag says, "Ish shtrong."

A frost hag hiccups loudly

A frost hag says, "I luves you Tulry *hic*."

You say to a frost hag, "Ye are a bit nicer now. I know ye like to see us a
lot. I didn't think it was ogleing."

A frost hag paws at the centaur's belly with a hand.

A frost hag tips the bottle back and downs the remaining fluid.

You say to a frost hag, "Go slow, boyo!"

Tsuki gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You say to Tsuki, "She downed the rest."

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "I noticed."

A frost hag rubs her tummy and goes 'mmmmmmmm.'

Anyr says, "Odd, I wouldn't have thought alcohol would have had much effect on
a frost hag..."

You say, "I don't think the frost hags drink that much."

A frost hag takes a deep breath and falls over backwards into the branches of
the tree, her eyes rolled back into her head.


That was more or less the end of it. Poor admin who possesed her didn't get as much of an audience as I think they wanted. unsure.gif When they say "come drink", come there! laugh.gif
Unknown2006-09-09 22:10:27
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Sep 9 2006, 08:40 PM) 329546

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There goes the neighbourhood.





Again.
Tsuki2006-09-09 23:03:31
Ah good, you posted it! I was going to if you hadn't, but I'd've had to edit it and all yet. Too many other things to do distracting me! wacko.gif
Arix2006-09-10 00:18:38
hurray for black ice moonshine!
Kharaen2006-09-10 01:06:34
QUOTE(Phred @ Sep 9 2006, 05:16 PM) 329569

Instead of just yelling, more people should've come... happy.gif
A few minutes later...
So I go back...
So Tsuki comes along...
That was more or less the end of it. Poor admin who possesed her didn't get as much of an audience as I think they wanted. unsure.gif When they say "come drink", come there! laugh.gif


I wanted to, but I was learning stuff from an elder in the guild. And I need to learn the stuff >.>
Diamondais2006-09-10 01:08:40
QUOTE(Kharaen d'Attai @ Sep 9 2006, 09:06 PM) 329629

I wanted to, but I was learning stuff from an elder in the guild. And I need to learn the stuff >.>

You make me sound so old.. sad.gif You could of gone, I even said you could! tongue.gif
Kharaen2006-09-10 01:09:57
Nah, it was stuff that I needed to know. This place is really complex!
Xavius2006-09-10 02:01:17
Dedicant Druidsftw, of the Hart (Female Faeling).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Juliary, 138 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She walks with Divine Grace.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
Diamondais2006-09-10 02:01:41
(Dedicants): Please welcome Druidsftw who joins as a novice freshman!

Druids for the win! tongue.gif

And damn you Xavius!