Never actually probed one of these things before...

Great, you had to make this public knowledge. Now you'll have people mugging novices for their clothing.

that's Narsrim's job

Shiida tells you, "Omg."

Shiida tells you, "I just had like...a wicked sharp pain in the side of my
head."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEE."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "Oi."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "Ouch."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "What side? Lower or forehead?"

Shiida tells you, "Right side."

Shiida tells you, "Its like: x_x omg."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "Huh."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "I normally get those in my lower right. Rarely, actually."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "They hurt like a bitch. x_x."

Shiida tells you, "Right side of my head...the temple...feels
like...stabbing..."

Shiida tells you, "Omg, Narsrim is attacking me OOC."

This was earlier today...


(Magnagora): Somebody says, "Verithrax just murdered me in the necropolis."

(Magnagora): Verithrax says, "For educational purposes."


Why do I get the feeling we're going to hear that a lot?

"For educational purposes" is a multi-purpose phrase that can be used in any circumstance!

"Verithrax stole my stuff!"
"For educational purposes."

"Verithrax molested my wife!"
"For educational purposes."

"Verithrax kidnapped my doggy!"
"For educational purposes."

"Verithrax is the antichrist!"
"For educational purposes."

See? It's perfect.

But..its a good idea! You can kill someone and they just conglut!

Why Magnagora is the superior org, #3235:

Death punishment.

"Verithrax stole my pants!"
"For educational purposes?"
"No, because he's a weirdo."

Hmm. Oddly enough, Glomdoring has had that since day 1.

I think Geb wants to phase it into Celest

...

I was already telling every novice I taught that they were valuable to the gods, and they should buy new clothes within a few days and then offer the greys.

You should see the default design pattern for Greatrobes (those are the ones for trousers and tunics, I believe). The one for Greatrobes is "These robes are really great!"

Shiida tells you, "Yeah, don't go into the Inner Sea."

You tell Serenguard Shiida Talnara-Myeras, "Why?"

Shiida tells you, "Shamarah will a cow."

He hogs the water like a true bully.

At least I didn't have to bother go killing you. You died to a manta about 30 seconds later.

I did it for Steve Irwin! D:

Druid Amavan, Heart of Buck says, "Dylara..."
Amavan becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
Shaddai 1 On On
Amavan 2 On On
Dylara 5 Security On On
Total Guildmembers: 3
You say, "...oh dear."
Shaddai snickers softly to himself.
You laughingly say to Shaddai, "He didnt take too well to me getting Security.."
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Amavan.
Druid Amavan, Heart of Buck says, "And you got Security?!?"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Amavan twitches spasmodically.