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by Viravain

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Unknown2006-09-11 02:48:34
Well now, since I find this funny I'm gonna post this, those who where around hearing this, you'll know who I really am. wink.gif

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Mysia i gotta use the bathroom, then go
smoke a ciggarette, so it'll be a minute."

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Errr...."

You yell, "What is this bathroom and cigarette you're talking about? ..."

Munsia tells you, "Celest has bathrooms you censor.gif ."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Lol."

Munsia tells you, "Celest is the basin's toilet.."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Didn't know that."

Munsia tells you, "It's a circle, it's white, and has water in it."

roflmao.gif
Diamondais2006-09-11 03:16:24
Steverwin has been beaten to a pulp by a jet-black manta.
Acrune2006-09-11 03:25:08
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Arix2006-09-11 04:14:17
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Steverwin has been beaten to a pulp by a jet-black manta.


That's just disrespectful to Steve Irwin. That novice should drown himself in the Pool of Stars
Gelo2006-09-11 09:18:15
More like an alt.. mad.gif
Unknown2006-09-11 10:03:35
Steverwin was NOT me, before you all flock over to me and ask. sleep.gif
Gelo2006-09-11 10:33:47
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Unknown2006-09-11 14:30:35
QUOTE(Phred @ Sep 9 2006, 02:16 PM) 329569

Drunken Frosthags Gone Wild Stuff


See! I SAID they had a drinking problem, but no one believed me! doh.gif
Unknown2006-09-11 14:58:50
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Sep 11 2006, 04:48 AM) 330024

Well now, since I find this funny I'm gonna post this, those who where around hearing this, you'll know who I really am. wink.gif

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Mysia i gotta use the bathroom, then go
smoke a ciggarette, so it'll be a minute."

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Errr...."

You yell, "What is this bathroom and cigarette you're talking about? ..."

Munsia tells you, "Celest has bathrooms you censor.gif ."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Lol."

Munsia tells you, "Celest is the basin's toilet.."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Didn't know that."

Munsia tells you, "It's a circle, it's white, and has water in it."

roflmao.gif


Too true. Wait, I agree with Munsia? What is this world's coming to?
Unknown2006-09-11 17:56:55
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Sep 10 2006, 07:48 PM) 330024

Well now, since I find this funny I'm gonna post this, those who where around hearing this, you'll know who I really am. wink.gif

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Mysia i gotta use the bathroom, then go
smoke a ciggarette, so it'll be a minute."

Grunt Bauto, Ur'Guard Initiate yells, "Errr...."

You yell, "What is this bathroom and cigarette you're talking about? ..."

Munsia tells you, "Celest has bathrooms you censor.gif ."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Lol."

Munsia tells you, "Celest is the basin's toilet.."

You tell True Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, "Didn't know that."

Munsia tells you, "It's a circle, it's white, and has water in it."

roflmao.gif


Its really annoying when people jump at an obvious mistell just for the sake of pretending to be superior. All you do is further break immersion. And its even worse when you're flat out wrong.

lusternia has bathrooms and pipes. There's no reason not to think that they don't have some form of cigar and/or cigarette. Stop being an ass and thinking its funny, cause its not.
Shamarah2006-09-11 19:11:37
QUOTE(Fallen @ Sep 11 2006, 01:56 PM) 330213

Its really annoying when people jump at an obvious mistell just for the sake of pretending to be superior. All you do is further break immersion. And its even worse when you're flat out wrong.


QFT.
Sylphas2006-09-11 19:41:15
We so need Rolling in Herbs. Screw pipes, it's not the same.
Arix2006-09-11 22:03:42
Incabulos strokes a bone fetish tenderly.

O.o
Kaileigh2006-09-11 23:01:29
QUOTE(diamondais @ Sep 10 2006, 10:16 PM) 330034

Steverwin has been beaten to a pulp by a jet-black manta.



I was waiting for that.. it's reallynot funny. Not to mention misspelled.
Diamondais2006-09-11 23:16:15
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 11 2006, 07:01 PM) 330283

I was waiting for that.. it's reallynot funny. Not to mention misspelled.

When it happened it incited a giggle, but it was wrong for said person to do such a thing. However, it is not the first time something hateful, spiteful and hurtful has been posted.
Unknown2006-09-11 23:21:54
"Hey, did you hear that they're no longer selling Steve Irwin sunscreen?"



"Yeah, it doesn't protect against rays!"

Genos2006-09-11 23:48:50
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Sep 11 2006, 07:21 PM) 330288

"Hey, did you hear that they're no longer selling Steve Irwin sunscreen?"



"Yeah, it doesn't protect against rays!"


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As much as I love Steve Irwin that's hilarious.
Sylphas2006-09-11 23:51:53
You're all evil people who are going to rot in hell. dry.gif






I giggled, see you there. losewings.gif
Rauros2006-09-12 00:11:56
If you can't laugh at your own mortality, what can you laugh at?
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Heartless bastards!
Everiine2006-09-12 00:26:09
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You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "And where are you going with those farmers?"

Risa tells you, "On a picnic. I'll bring them back over on the morrow."

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "Shame, I don't recall them wishing
to go on a picnic."

Risa tells you, "I don't suppose you ever asked."

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "On the contrary, we actually
communicate with those who swear their allegiance to us."

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "Oh well, 3 of the farmers have
returned safely home to their mothers. Though they didn't seem to enjoy their picnic very much. I'd highly suggest not trying to take them out again, as I'm sure the Centaur there would protest."

Risa tells you, "Yes, such a terrible event."

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "Indeed."

Risa tells you, "I seem to have lost them when we were wandering in the fields of Acknor.."

Risa tells you, "Will you unenemy me now?"

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "I was unaware the Ur'Guard had such a sense of humour."

Risa tells you, "This is not a joke. If you do not unenemy me, then do not hold me responsible for any Seren I will slay."

You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "You would threaten me, little
thing? You earned your enemy status rightfully and fully. You should count
yourself lucky you have not already been slain. Take your life and walk away."


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Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate (Female Viscanti).
She is 19 years old, having been born on the 24th of Vestian, 137 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 838th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Riverwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your commune.
She is a member of the clan called 'The Barracks.'
Her motto: 'Mercy is never necessary.'
She is considered to be approximately 30% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.


Now even I, a terrible fighter, can beat a little Ur'Grunt 30% of my might. Novices with exaggerated imaginations and big mouths are funny biggrin.gif.