Quotes 2

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Unknown2006-09-12 01:17:47
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You tell Ur'Grunt Risa, Ur'Guard Initiate, "And where are you going with those farmers?"

Risa tells you, "On a picnic. I'll bring them back over on the morrow."

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Unknown2006-09-12 03:00:04
A deep tremor shakes the earth, hinting at the stirring of an unimaginably vast,
ancient and terrible presence lurking far beneath the surface of the world,
punctuated with a thousand gibbering whispers entreating you with maddening
truths, heralding the return of Lord Morgfyre, the Legion, to mortal perception.



I think I just pissed myself. ninja.gif

Everiine2006-09-12 03:01:52
Me too.. and this was my good loincloth!
Unknown2006-09-12 03:04:00
This cracked me up.
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(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Question, where's approaching the Abyss?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "I'm guessing somewhere near 'the abyss' ?"

Krellan says, "Know where the gates of Nil are?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dylara says, "Never heard of it, but I think Zenjis
close heh."

You say, "Most likely in nil."
Tsuki2006-09-12 03:16:59
Reminds me of that bit in Nementh's signature:

(Serenwilde): Sartrina (from the Prime Material Plane)says, "Where am I? It says the Fulcrux of Auseklis."
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "I expect you're in the Fulcrux of Auseklis, then."

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Unknown2006-09-12 05:10:53
OK, I just read the quotes thread and the last page it has something terribly wrong.



If you are going to use the word Ur' in your title as an Ur'Guard be sure to have Trans Necromancy. Please, Ur'Guard, don't soften up. Risa's not even Master Rituals(Not a Brood Viscanti), how on earth she gets the right to use Ur' as a prefix? mad.gif

Teach them boys and girls a lesson or two please. And Ildaudid, read your GHELP TITLES or somesuch scroll. You are supposed to state that you are the Queen's Own Torturer!
Everiine2006-09-12 05:13:43
Um... Ur'Grunt has been the title for novices for quite some time... before that was Ur'Guard Initiate or something like that. Ur' has always been in the title as far as I can remember.
Unknown2006-09-12 05:15:42
Ur'Grunt has always been the name for the novices of Ur'Guard since I've been around...except with Marcalo I think.
Reiha2006-09-12 05:15:45
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Sep 11 2006, 08:10 PM) 330463

And Ildaudid, read your GHELP TITLES or somesuch scroll. You are supposed to state that you are the Queen's Own Torturer!

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Unknown2006-09-12 05:24:22
Didn't the Ur'guard change their prefix to 'Maggot'? Damn, I loved that.



I agree that 'Ur' is overused. It gets really ugly... "Ur'grunt Ur'Graargh, Ur'knight of the Ur''guard". Shudder. The old leadership tried to clean all the titles and things up, but I guess that fell through when Asarnil took the reigns.

Unknown2006-09-12 05:28:34
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GRUNT.. I forgot about it

But I've seen Ur'Troopers that are not UR(undead)

QUOTE(Reiha @ Sep 12 2006, 12:15 AM) 330466

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It's on the rules.. He should abide them

Ur'Marshal Kalas Ildaudid, Queen's Own Torturer FTW
Unknown2006-09-12 05:38:45
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Sep 11 2006, 10:28 PM) 330470
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It's on the rules.. He should abide them


1. You're not even an Ur'guard - your main isn't, at the very least.
2. This is something that ought to be handled IC.
3. Dude, he's the ****ing Ur'guard champion. Are you about to confront him about his violation of a minor rule?


"Excuse me, sir, I believe your title is wrong."
"What's that, scum?"
"Well, according to GHELP TITLES..."
*HAYMAKER*
Reiha2006-09-12 05:47:00
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Sep 11 2006, 08:38 PM) 330474

1. You're not even an Ur'guard - your main isn't, at the very least.
2. This is something that ought to be handled IC.
3. Dude, he's the ****ing Ur'guard champion. Are you about to confront him about his violation of a minor rule?
"Excuse me, sir, I believe your title is wrong."
"What's that, scum?"
"Well, according to GHELP TITLES..."
*HAYMAKER*

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Well, Orti used to Ur'guard till he got bored and left.
Unknown2006-09-12 06:23:43
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Sep 12 2006, 12:38 AM) 330474

1. You're not even an Ur'guard - your main isn't, at the very least.
2. This is something that ought to be handled IC.
3. Dude, he's the ****ing Ur'guard champion. Are you about to confront him about his violation of a minor rule?
"Excuse me, sir, I believe your title is wrong."
"What's that, scum?"
"Well, according to GHELP TITLES..."
*HAYMAKER*

1. I was an Ur'Guard
2. It was handled IC.. silly Ildaudid's head is just hard as stone
3. He's my big brother and I have the right to bother the **** out of him

And he can't make hay, he's a Pureblade sad.gif
Tsuki2006-09-12 06:38:46
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Reiha has bled to death.
3186h, 4522m, 4824e, 10p, 14830en, 21850w ex-

Reiha has been torn to shreds by Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement.
Reiha has been slain by misadventure.
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Reiha has been slain by misadventure.
Reiha has been slain by misadventure.
3186h, 4590m, 4824e, 10p, 14830en, 21850w ex-

Reiha has been cut down by Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement.
Reiha has been slain by misadventure.


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Soll2006-09-12 06:56:31
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Unknown2006-09-12 07:06:44
what the hell happened?!
Gelo2006-09-12 10:39:04
That is what you would call overkill. Or maybe bug. glare.gif

Can we post IC funnies here too? This just happened at work

Boss: (getting stressed by clients asking for discounts) Arrgh! I resign!
Account manager: You cant sir, Your the boss
Boss: Damn.
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Unknown2006-09-12 13:11:59
Penitent Basibus (Male Brood Viscanti).
The circumstances of His beginnings are beyond your feeble understanding.

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Oh boy, first Viscanti Vernal God then? He was just killing Exavus over and over until he was suddenly ripped from his location as Marlucia said.
Ialie2006-09-12 13:19:49

Before his ascension

Penitent Basibus (Male Master Viscanti).
He is 29 years old, having been born on the 15th of Dvarsh, 127 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 584th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
His motto: 'Fear not death, for it is only the beggining.'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL BASIBUS for a complete honours list.