My in laws need to be nerfed!

http://www.lusternia.com/players.php?lookup=fain

Heh. Too bad all the other divine have the standard divine honours though.

Fain, of the Red Masque
Race Undead immortal
Gender Male
Citizenship Magnagora
Level 127
Age -128
Birthday Roarkian 11th 363
XP Rank Not Ranked
Combat Rank none
Explorer Rank Not Ranked
Warcry Estarra says, "Fain is amazing!"!

Heh, I've been looking on Lord Fain's profile, and one of his warcry is that from Kingdom Hearts 2

Actually I was wondering, only level 127?

I forget where I heard this, but it was funny. It's not Lusternian, but we all use computers (most of us) to get here, sooo...

"Watch out for the Lorena Bobbit virus! It turns your 8.5 GB Hard Drive into a 3.5" Floppy!"

I was playing Ragnarok Online for a bit, just to pass time when I saw this:
"Guild occupied Agit"

(meaning the guild "Serenwilde" won a guildwar event) pRO, Sakray Server

Reminds me of Utopia. Acrunia and Magnagora didn't get along particularly well.

I remember when Utopia had dragons and hydro strikes

Aia and I were up hunting astral, and just heading back down as we started to hear things. So we transverse back to Nil, and get jumped by half a dozen cobras that had apparently been left by someone's messy trap.

Which lead to the following IM:
Tiran Diaz says:
Snakes on a plane!
Aia says:
...
Tiran Diaz says:
Yeah, bad pun, but I couldn't resist.

You heard it while watching Eureka last night on Sci-fi. Or you heard it from someone who did.

I was coming down the stairs in my college and I saw a girl with two guys and they were talking. I passed by and I heard this

Girl: And I said, "A place with no Chuck Norrises?!?!"
Guys: *laughs*
Me:

Who uses a puny 8.5 GB harddrive anymore? Most of my games take up over a gig, and most 26 episode anime series use about four.

Well, they just came out with an 8GB Ipod Nano... but hell, the biggest Ipod tops out at 80 GB nowadays :-P

I Eureka!!!

(Moondust): Please welcome Ortia who joins as a novice freshman!
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Ortia, "....."
2980h, 4186m, 3784e, 10p, 12795en, 19830w elrx-

Ortia tells you, "Hello."

You tell Seeker of the Moon, Ortia, "Hello."

Ortia tells you, "How are you?"

(The Kalas Legacy): Zalana says, "Orti...that's gonna get you whupped."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "HONOURS ORTIA."

(The Kalas Legacy): Zalana says, "She's not only my sister, she's my friend."

You tell Seeker of the Moon, Ortia, "I was fine."
(The Kalas Legacy): Zalana says, "And?"

Ortia tells you, "I don't understand."
You tell Seeker of the Moon, Ortia, "I'm sorry, but if you are *Reiha's misspelled real name* you know
what I will say."


(Moondust): Ortia says, "Thank you."
2980h, 4186m, 3784e, 10p, 12795en, 19830w elrx-

Ortia tells you, "*Reiha's correct real name*?"

Azora tells you, "Hmm, sister of yours?"

You tell Azora Talnara, Silvermoon Vixen, "I doubt it."

Ortia tells you, "Damn I let it slip."

Azora tells you, "Hehe."

You tell Seeker of the Moon, Ortia, "YOU FELL FOR IT!"

Ortia tells you, "SHUT UP."

....
Later
.....

Ortia tells you, "I like nachos and buritos and my papa touches me down there
*cry*."

Told you!

Navaryn stop trolling and get in realms.

Not trolling, LURKING!

There's a difference

If this person EVER returns to the realms I will PERSONALLY cut them into tiny pieces and feed them to the Rocs.