(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Greetings to all of you."

(Serenwilde): Shaedar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hail, Lord Charune."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Ct hey fat centaur."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Oops."

You say, "Ct hello cookie monster."

Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.

You look around furtively, bring your hand to your mouth and release a small 'teehee'.

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Tell charune my wife called you a cookie monster."

Ixion quickly ducks down.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

(Order): Charune says, "I heard that."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "OH SH*T."

(Order): You say, "Eep."

(Order): Ixion says, "Ixion isn't here right now, leave a message and he'll suicide since you heard that."

(Order): Ixion says, "*hides for eternity*."

(Order): Charune says, "Heh. Well she has a point anyways."

(Order): You say, "Well you do eat lots of cookies."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "He hears like me."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Darn Divine!"

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Darn spying divine!"

(Order): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "Soon the order will be filled with Titans!"

(Order): Ixion says, "Too bad there can only be two cool titan spots."

(Order): Ixion says, "And they're filled already."

(Order): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "I make my own Titan spot. The rainbow titan."

(Order): Yini (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hee."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Think he heard me?"

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Well he should know it was a joke anyway."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Charune Charune... oh how we adore ye.
Charune Charune please don't fall out of ze treee. The quadruped walked, the
quadruped talked, and then he hit me with a big fat bonk."

(Order): Charune says, "Ahem!"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Using my horn, blowing it twice, making sure
I'm naughty or nice. Charune-clause is coming to tow... zap me?"

You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Ixion's chest, causing him to stretch
his mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Ixion's body,
he relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon him.

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Oi."

(Order): Charune says, "Take that!"

(Order): Ixion says, "Yes Lord."

(Order): Ixion says, "Gladly."

(Order): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "I'm confused."

(Order): Ixion says, "Go hunt Ialie."

(Order): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "I am hunting."

(Order): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "More virgins to slather over our Horny lord's shrines."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Here's the bonus round. If Charune falls out
of a tree and no one is around to hear it, does he still "eep"?"

Ixion quickly ducks down.

(Order): Charune says, "Maybe."

Kalas Ixion, Moonlit Ranger says, "Ok.. I think that's enough fun.. thanks for the chuckles Lord Charune."

Ixion gives a hunter's horn of Charune a compassionate hug.

That's great!

I want to see the deathsight when Charune falls out of a tree and lands on some poor newb.

Sylphas has been crushed to death under the massive bulk of Charune, the Horned One.
You see the death occur at The Moonhart Mother Tree.

(Market): Kalodan says, "Looks like Sylphas could have used one of my amazing fall protectors. Ad 1224!"

The voice of Charune, the Horned One bellows on the winds, "Oops."

EDIT: That's right, it's Kalodan that has that death trigger set up.

You tell Elryn Greythane, "But I want trans commander more!"

Elryn tells you, "They are going to be invaluable."

Elryn tells you, "Pishposh, trans commander."

Elryn tells you, "Empath ftw!"

Elryn tells you, "It's way more... sensual."

You tell Elryn Greythane, "Ha, I'll fly circles around you while you stroke your
beast!"

Elryn tells you, "Ew."

*shrug* Gods have levels as well. I think, in a recent interview with Matt (link can be found from his blog), he said he was level 551 or something like that, which I assume is max.

0-127, 7 bit
0-255, 8 bit
0-511, 9 bit
0-1023, 10 bit

I doubt 551 is max level, unless they picked it totally at random. 127 makes sense, although I'm surprised he's not 255.

That would be a wasted bit since no player is going to get above level 100, and the actual level of an invincible god doesn't really matter that much Gods, think about the stats on a level 127 human though x_X

Heh that was great.



YEEEEEEEE! That was awsome! People next to me in my English class are giving me funny looks. WHEEE!

Eat them. It'll make the next set think twice before giving you funny looks.

Also, I could have sworn your egg said 'Dick me'. I was very confused.

(Hartstone): Anarias says, "Someone else besides Dylara take this one? Angelika, good on you."
(Hartstone): Anarias says, "We'll end up killing Dylara with novices if we're not careful."


How I love you Anarias for noticing!

edit:
(Hartstone): Amavan says, "Please do. If we kill Dylara, some poor novice might be forced to suffer through me teaching them."

For the lazy: Link.

Because I was wrong, and for the very lazy:

wait... EARTH ETERNAL?!?!

Estarra is 501 and yet Fain is only 127? Pssssh!

I'd think levels 101-125 would be reserved for Vernals... or something.

I think I heard in a documentary that in chinese 99 meant eternity and 100 meant perfection, and 101 would mean more than perfect

Was talking to Isluna while hunting Merians:

You tell Isluna, "*pounce*."

*fight spam*

Isluna tells you, "Hellp."

You tell Isluna, "What?"

Isluna tells you, "UmmmmmI ment hello."

You tell Isluna, "Where are you?"

You tell Isluna, "Doh!"

Isluna tells you, "Yeah..."

*fight spam*

then I go to Gognigin to trade corpses:

You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian mariner to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian swineherd to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian fishmonger to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna doh!
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna doh!
You tell Isluna, "Doh!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna doh!
You tell Isluna, "Doh!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna doh!
You tell Isluna, "Doh!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna doh!
You tell Isluna, "Doh!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
You tell Isluna, "Doh!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna DOH
You tell Isluna, "DOH."
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
tell isluna mis
You tell Isluna, "Mis."
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "Hah! Gorgog smash sea-dwellers, less they
give up now! You tell big fish-man!"
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You give the corpse of Aloldyne Blontine to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws a bag of gold at you.
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You hold no "merian".
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You hold no "merian".
2748h, 4260m, 3180e, 10p ex-
give merian to gorgog
You hold no "merian".

Isluna tells you, "Sure...."

You tell Isluna, "Really, I swear, it's amis."

I don't have the actual transaction of what happened, maybe someone in Celest does, but Lyreth was at the pool of Stars once and I asked him if hew knew Pyromancy and he said no, but I can light you on fire.

So he did. He one-shot Ignited me.

Yeah, Lyreth's ignite is brutal. Jigan and I got Him to try it on us one time. It shaved 1500 off me, with Lvl 2 Fire weakness, and fire-proofed cloak, coat, and robes.

Fire proofings don't stack.