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Unknown2006-09-17 04:56:15
QUOTE(Acrune @ Sep 16 2006, 09:54 PM) 332183

At least its well-written. tongue.gif


I was thinking the same thing.. so even if she was just a MUDsexer, you'd get some damn good cyberass out of it laugh.gif
Unknown2006-09-17 05:06:18
QUOTE(Tekora @ Sep 17 2006, 12:49 AM) 332182

Pretty, Aqua Spout (Female Trill).

She is a feathered trill and and is tall and willowy, with soft curves and an
ample bosom. The unblemished iridescence of her flawless porcelain skin is as
the marble of an eternally youthful statue shining in the dawn. Cascades of
raven tresses fall down her back to mid-calf, streaks of amethyst and argent
running luminescently throughout. Her large, innocent jade toned eyes gleam in
the twilight with specks of purest gold, rimmed with long dark lashes. The depth
and clarity of her perfect orbs seems to draw you in, making the casual observer
desire nothing more than to dive straight in and languish for eternity. Her soft
lips are perhaps a touch too full, the color of elderberries glowing in the
morning light, inviting and sensous over square white teeth. Her delicate pink
tongue forms wise, inspiring words with the barest hint of an exotic accent.
Around her graceful neck is a fine mithril chain bearing a diamond amulent
carved with the ancient symbols of her family, the true meaning of which already
forgotten by all others but her. Her strong, muscled shoulders and arms are
lightly flecked with tawny freckles, attesting to time spent working outside in
the garden. Her luscious body is clothed in the most fashionable styles, in
flowing silks and sumptuous satins, delicate lace and soft velvet. She is
completely naked.

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I just had my own ...erm.. encounter with her....


Pretty, Aqua Spout says, "Whats that?"
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A cavalier of the Light says, "Stay strong in the Light, Merkada."
- hum
You hum a happy tune.
- pounce mer
You pounce on Merkada, sending both of you rolling head over heels.
-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
-
Pretty, Aqua Spout says, "I'm pretty."
-
The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
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Merkada's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.
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Archmage Daxera McCloud, of the Anemone says to Pretty, "Badness. Please read
through GHELP BEHAVIOUR if you'd like to cooperate."
-
The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
- hum
You hum a happy tune.
-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Archmage Daxera McCloud, of the Anemone says, "Yup."
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Garick shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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"Heh heh heh" Pretty chuckles.
- whoa pretty
Your eyes widen in disbelief at Pretty as you softly exclaim, "Whoa."
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Pretty laughs out loud.
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The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
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Aqua Militant Garick, Harbinger of Waves says, "Stop now."
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Daxera nods her head at Tekora.
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Pretty's eyes sparkle with amusement.
- get sandwich from pack
You take an overstuffed ham sandwich from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
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Alodia steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.
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Alodia leaves to the northwest.
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The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
- give sandwich to mer
You give an overstuffed ham sandwich to Dreamseer Merkada Falathrim.
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Apostle Jigan, Knight of the Dove says to Daxera, "I move that this is beyond
that which is normal."
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"Awwwww!" Merkada says.
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Merkada gives you a peck on the cheek.
- snuggle mer
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You snuggle up close to Merkada, smiling happily.
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Shishi arrives from the up.
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The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
-
- get pie from pack
You take peach cobbler pie from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
- eat pie
You consume peach cobbler pie leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Biting into this delicious cobbler, the fragrantly tasty spices of this pie
blend with the sweet fruity peaches to leave a distinct and clear impression
lingering on your taste buds.
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Dreamseer Merkada Falathrim asks you, "How'd you know?"
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Pretty, Aqua Spout says, "I'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm
pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm
pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty."
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Pretty stamps and starts to spout vehemently.
- smile
Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
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The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
- say to merk I started getting hungry too
You say to Merkada, "I started getting hungry too."
- giggle
You giggle happily.
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Pretty says, "I'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty."
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The Pool of Stars suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Acrune steps
through.
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Pretty says, "I'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty."
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Pretty says, "I'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty."
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Pretty says, "I'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty
i'm pretty i'm pretty."
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Boan arrives from the north.
- blink
You blink.
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Boan leaves to the northwest.
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The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.
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Pretty blinks.
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Pretty blinks.
- follow mer
You begin to follow Merkada.
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Pretty blinks.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Pretty blinks.
- ack
You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'
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Jigan gives a pained sigh.
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Pretty blinks.
- urge mer
You urge Merkada onwards.
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Zacc heaves an almighty groan.
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Pretty is ripped from your location by an unseen force.-
Alodia leaves to the up.
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The Pool of Stars glitters with sudden power.
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Tekora shouts out a happy "Yay!"
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The Pool of Stars glitters with sudden power.
- whoa
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you softly exclaim, "Whoa."
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Apostle Jigan, Knight of the Dove says, "Thank you!"



made me laugh so hard when she was gone laugh.gif
Acrune2006-09-17 05:24:25
Told you all Bobbins is awesome, but you don't listen to me.
Reiha2006-09-17 06:03:21
Before anyone starts pointing fingers... I am not Pretty.
Acrune2006-09-17 06:17:50
I'm pretty, but I'm not her as proven by the log happy.gif
Reiha2006-09-17 07:33:18
I thought Arix's reaction was cute, made me laugh out loud a bit laugh.gif
QUOTE
(Geomancers): You say, "How is twirl staff? An improvement?"

(Geomancers): Arix says, "Meh."

(Geomancers): You say, "I guess I can take that as a no."

Finger extended, Arix pokes you.

You raise your hand in greeting to Arix and say "Hi!"

You give Arix a compassionate hug.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "Observe the lameness."

Arix twirls his staff in front of you, which spews forth vile black oil that
covers you in a sticky morass of filth.

The Necropolis Library Atrium.
You see exits leading northeast, south, northwest, and in.

(Geomancers): Aia (from the Aetherways) says, "It's not really. I suppose if
it's used right, though, it can be."

Centre of the Necropolis.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "Now go to a different room and come back."

Nephren arrives from the north.

Nephren leaves to the west.

You say, "I just did."

You say, "It did nothing."

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "Bah, you're on a wyrm."

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "Go on foot."

You step down off of a taint wyrm.

The sticky black gunk slows you down as you squelch to the north.

The Necropolis Library Atrium.
You see exits leading northeast, south, northwest, and in.

The sticky black gunk slows you down as you squelch to the south.

Centre of the Necropolis.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

You very sadly say, "I want to break limbs again."

Tears fill your eyes and begin to slowly run down your face.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "See, it doesn't even work if they're mounted."

(Geomancers): Ildar (from the Aetherways) says, "On it's own, it's of limited
value. In a demesne, it's much more useful."

You easily vault onto the back of a taint wyrm.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "GAAAAHHH."

The vile black gunk that covers your body dissolves.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "MISPLACED ANGER."

Arix points his staff at a baby rat and it swells, rapidly discharging a
torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.
A baby rat turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood gushes
out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
A baby rat has been slain by Arix.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Apprentice Arix Carthan says, "Much better."



And then a little later, a misaether:

QUOTE
(Magnagora): Arix says, "So now when I twirl my staff, someone get's covered in sticky goo. fabulous."

Sounded so wrong to me, but I might just be a perv tongue.gif
Arix2006-09-17 07:58:05
at least you didn't post the conversation afterwards
Reiha2006-09-17 07:58:55
Thank god I didn't save it...
Arix2006-09-17 08:03:52
aww sad.gif
Genos2006-09-17 14:43:30
The twirl staff affliction goes away on its own? That is retarded.
Shiri2006-09-17 14:52:49
Aeon does too. losewings.gif

EDIT: In like 10 seconds, too.
Genos2006-09-17 14:55:30
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 17 2006, 10:52 AM) 332289

Aeon does too. losewings.gif


Yeah but Aeon is really useful.
Shamarah2006-09-17 14:57:35
You have been appointed to the position of The Resident Griefing Bastard of the
Bellator Societas.
Ixion2006-09-17 15:28:38
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 17 2006, 10:52 AM) 332289

Aeon does too. losewings.gif

EDIT: In like 10 seconds, too.


It's not 10s, it's a bit more.
Xenthos2006-09-17 15:32:23
QUOTE(Genos @ Sep 17 2006, 10:43 AM) 332286

The twirl staff affliction goes away on its own? That is retarded.

It goes away in 60s or it can be cleansed.

Your choice on whether you want to use an enchantment or be slowed down while in the Geo's demesne (note it stacks with rubble). G'luck trying to chase a Geo down in their own demesne now.
Clise2006-09-17 15:36:59
Umm from what I understand it only slows down 1 target? In a group fight, you won't be seeing that much I think biggrin.gif
Xenthos2006-09-17 15:44:39
QUOTE(Clise @ Sep 17 2006, 11:36 AM) 332301

Umm from what I understand it only slows down 1 target? In a group fight, you won't be seeing that much I think biggrin.gif

Depends on whether someone important triggers it to auto-cleanse. If so... you can keep them from attacking permanently! happy.gif

(Or even do it with illusions, which get everybody! Though that's less likely to be effective than a sap illusion.)

No, it's probably not all that great for a group fight, but skills tend not to be balanced for group fights, and in small conflicts I think that this will be a useful and handy addition to the Geomancer's arsenal. Better than a bone break which is instantly mended and salve-balance is back before the geo gets balance
Diamondais2006-09-17 16:20:58
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Or maybe Dylara can attest to it for him or something."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "I don't know, you decide."
Seeker of the Moon, Amavan says, "Yay, I've always wanted to learn healing."
Nejii ponders the situation.
You give Nejii the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Well, don't spend lessons in healing or a tradeskill as a novice."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Hmm."
Seeker of the Moon, Amavan says, "I'll throw my sickle at him."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "And why is Dylara - oi, teaming."
Spreading her arms wide, Nejii spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
*** SHIELDED ***
springs up around her.
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Don't make me get my pooka."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Scary."
Seeker of the Moon, Amavan says to Nejii, "I meant laysus silly."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Ohhh."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Yeah, I forget I'm not a him all the time now."
Seeker of the Moon, Amavan says, "She just might cudgel you though."
Nejii looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Shamarah2006-09-17 16:32:34
Triggering a move that uses balance for something as minimally effective as the ooze would be almost as stupid as triggering focus spirit. huh.gif
Xenthos2006-09-17 16:54:58
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 17 2006, 12:32 PM) 332312

Triggering a move that uses balance for something as minimally effective as the ooze would be almost as stupid as triggering focus spirit. huh.gif

Indeed! Still, you might find someone who does it anyways! happy.gif