Oh, and while Anarias pilots expertly, he didn't realize there was a covert agent of the aetherbeasts aboard!

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Now where can one find a virgin, especially these
days?"

(Magnagora): Rosalinn says, "Hmph."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Rosa isnt?"

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "It's for a quest, don't worry."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Rosa is in a quest?"

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Stop misunderstanding."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "What quest are you up to now?"

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Presidio."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Ohh."

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Don't ponder it too hard. If you ARE a virgin, I
have a role for you in the Presidio..."

(Magnagora): Rosalinn says, "Probably sacrificial, so I'll pass."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Oh wow.."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Hehe."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Is she right Karnagan?"

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Yes, she is."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Well we like our Rosalinns alive..."

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "I figured anyone without the wit to think of that
would make an excellent sacrifice."

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "I need a quick ride up to Nil. I know where I can
find a virgin... well, hopefully."

Faethyr asked Soll a question for RP purposes, and when he didn't reply for 5 minutes...

You tell Soll, "Erm... I do not mean to hurry you, but have I been forgotten?
(())"

Soll tells you, "Yes.. Yes you have. ((>_>))"

You tell Soll, "(lol)"

Meh, kinda funny.

Addendum:

Rosalinn tells you, "Follow me, I'll take you to Nil."
4988h, 3209m, 2456e, 0p ex<>-
Rosalinn steps out of the Megalith of Doom, trailing sparkling motes of light.
4988h, 3209m, 2456e, 0p ex<>-
Rosalinn tells you, "But if you say anything innuendo-ish, I'll MAKE your life
Nil!"
4988h, 3209m, 2456e, 0p ex<>-follow rosal

You begin to follow Rosalinn.
4988h, 3209m, 2456e, 0p e<>-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4988h, 3209m, 2456e, 0p ex<>-tell rosal Fair is fair.

You tell Student of Earthen Truth, Rosalinn, "Fair is fair."

Stop corrupting my apprentice. Or I'll chasm your arse.

I thought corruption was our whole DEAL?

Not this kind of corruption...

The soul of Amavan exclaims, "Gragh!!"


(Serenwilde): You say, "I need to stop taking him here."


You cough softly.


The soul of Amavan says, "You...stupid...sabretooths!"


The soul of Amavan says, "Why is it I die to you more than Celestians?!?"


The soul of Amavan says, "GRAGH."

Gragh!

(Newbie): Sovietsasha says, "How are you, my comrades! I come here today to bring you excellent news from my homeland!"

You should grab the rest of it.

(Newbie): Doman says, "Greetings, I'm sorry if this is forward, but please read HELP NAMECHANGE, and HELP MADNESS."

(Newbie): Sovietsasha says, "What do you mean madness? I come forth to bring enligthenment."

(Newbie): Sovietlenin says, "Come, my brothers and I will show you the correct path to enlightenment!"

(Newbie): Sovietlenin says, "Come to me, my comrades! Together we will rule this basin with equality."

(Newbie): Doman says, "Again, I'm sorry, but I don't think you read HELP NAMECHANGE carefully."

(Newbie): Kote says, "Just kick hte commies off the site. There simply to radiacl and stupid to listen. They want to
make there point, tht's all."

Wow...


Simply wow.

Which commune did he join? Serenwilde or Glomdoring?

Blah refer those people to Guides...or simply ask over Newbie if a Guide is around to help and often one will appear, as if by magic .

In Soviet Russia, YOU tell guides to namechange!

Fail.

I love impersonating ... so much fun! Just wish you could impersonate emotes and talk to yourself (since I messed up at the end when I had to run). To be better, I should've been impersonating and not impersonating more, so Tsuki could've been talking instead of emoting while the hag was talking ... but ah well. This was a bit from earlier, after someone kept walking past a bunch of times.

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Outer circle.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Hovering
eerily here is a frost hag, emanating a pale silver glow. Moonlighting
Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator is here. She wields a shield
bordered in moonstones in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain is here, shrouded. She wields a tree-emblazoned
heater shield in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and northwest.

You give a frost hag a compassionate hug.
A frost hag glances askance.

You begin to impersonate a frost hag.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "They're so cold!"

Sivriel gives a frost hag the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
A frost hag gives Sivriel the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Do you like
lobsters?"

You say, "You'd be cold too if people kept walking past you!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

You wrap a comforting arm around a frost hag.
A frost hag gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

"Awwwww!" Tatine says.

Sivriel says, "Pssshhhh..."

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "People ... walk."

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Would you like a
fresh lobster out of the oven?"

You say, "Hmm ... chilled lobster?"
You impersonate a frost hag.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "It's what you do with feet."

You exclaim, "Oven?! Ovens are hot!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Chilled lobster!"

Sivriel gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Ice cream!"

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "I can make ice
cream."

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Would you like
ice cream?"

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Can you make lobster ice cream?"

You ponder the situation.

"Ummmm," Tatine says uncertainly.

"Nope", Tatine says with finality.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Chilled lobster."

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "I'll make ice
cream."

Sivriel snickers softly to herself.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Tatine leaves to the northwest.

Sivriel tickles a frost hag mercilessly!

A frost hag quietly floats in a tight circle.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Oh, she needs snowballs."

You pet a frost hag ingratiatingly.
A frost hag glances askance.

Sivriel skips merrily in circles around a frost hag.

A frost hag says, "The enemies of Serenwilde shall know fear."

You nod your head sagely.

Sivriel puts her nose over a platter of char-grilled salmon with fruit salsa and
inhales.

You exclaim, "Char .... grilled?!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

You wrap a comforting arm around a frost hag.
A frost hag glances askance.


Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Charcoal."

Sivriel nods her head sagely.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "I guess you wouldn't like that."

You say, "Bleh ... sounds firey and ashy to me."
You impersonate a frost hag.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Staring at a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream, Tatine licks her lips and goes
'mmmmmmmmm.'

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Here we are!"

Panthaal arrives from the northwest.

Panthaal leaves to the southeast.

You say, "Yay!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "I hope you like
them!"

Tatine gives a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream to you.

"Oooooooooh!" Sivriel says, eyes wide with wonder.

You clap your hands together merrily.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Raspberry!"

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Ice Cream
Party!"

Sivriel pounces on an elegant dish of raspberry ice cream, sending an elegant
dish of raspberry ice cream rolling head over heels with her.

You take a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream close to you and, closing your
eyes, inhale deeply to absorb its scent.

Sivriel puts her nose over an elegant dish of raspberry ice cream and inhales.

You grin mischievously at Tatine.

Sivriel tentatively sticks out her tongue and licks an elegant dish of raspberry
ice cream.

Sivriel brandishes an elegant dish of raspberry ice cream menacingly.

You grab protectively at a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "Freeze!"

You quickly duck down, looking at Sivriel in alarm.

"Eep!", Tatine screams in fright.

Sivriel points accusingly at an elegant dish of raspberry ice cream.

Sivriel sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Sivriel points an elegant dish of raspberry ice cream at a frost hag.

Sivriel rubs her tummy and goes 'mmmmmmmm.'

You lick a bowl of rainbow-coloured ice cream.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "I'm going to
make a range of 7 ice creams."

You cease all your impersonation.

"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

You say, "I've heard of raspberry and ... mango and rainbow."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "I have to try this icecream attack in
combat."

You giggle happily at Sivriel.

Sivriel ponders the situation.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Freeze!"

You begin to impersonate a frost hag.

"Eep!", Sivriel screams in fright.

You exclaim, "Only I know true cold!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

You nod your head sagely.

Sivriel crosses her arms on her chest, sticks out her lower lip, and pouts.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Mistress Frost
Hag, do you have a name?"

You ask, "Names? What need would I have of a name?"
You impersonate a frost hag.

You say, "Even if I did have one, you might not be able to pronounce it!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

You ponder the situation.

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says, "I wonder what the people on Frosticia know
about cold."

Sivriel L'Eternae, Silver Rain says to a frost hag, "You'd be right at home
there."

You exclaim, "Frosticia ... psh, amateurs!"
You impersonate a frost hag.

Yini blinks incredulously at a frost hag.
A frost hag glances askance.

The corners of Sivriel's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "Do you think
Count Coldmore is silly?"

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "We do!"

You raise your hand in greeting to Yini and say "Hi!"

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "He's so vain."

Yini raises her hand in greeting to you and says "Hi!"

A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes Yini in light.

Flacarealah pounces playfully on Yini.

You say, "It's obvious he just wishes he was as good as a frost hag."
You impersonate a frost hag.

You giggle happily at a frost hag.
A frost hag stares blankly at you.

You flash Flacarealah a joyous smile.

Flacarealah inclines her head politely to those around her.

Yini shuffles over to Flacarealah and shyly takes her hand in her own.

Flacarealah shuffles over to Yini and shyly takes her hand in her own.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "About names I
can't pronounce mine sometimes."

You cease all your impersonation.

You wrap a comforting arm around Tatine.

Moonlighting Astro-Wytch Tatine Shelley, Discombobulator says, "But that's after
too much whiskey testing!"

You say to Tatine, "You need to learn how to act soberer than you are."

You tap your nose knowingly.

Sivriel's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Though that doesn't always work perfectly."

You shuffle your feet uneasily.

Yini grins mischievously at you.

Too long. Bold the funny part please.