Secrets behind the Serenwilde lift:

Sir Bandeon Culhain, Celestial Knight says, "Anyway, off we go! Fer Paladins! Fer Celest! Fer somethin' ta do!"

I thought that was cute.

She's -wild-!

Penelope tells you, "Well, if you ever need a snuggle or someone to pinch your
cheeks come find me. I'm full of them usually."

You tell Princess Penelope Whytetower, Lady of Shadows, "Heh...I'll get back to
that offer."

Penelope tells you, "Your FACE cheeks goof."

You tell Princess Penelope Whytetower, Lady of Shadows, "Never thought
-anything- else. *hum*."

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "I need a hero."

Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Avenger says, "Oh?"

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "I'm holding out for the hero till the end of the
night."

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "He's gotta be strong."

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "And he's gotta be fast."

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "And he's gotta be larger than life."

You give Nyla the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena says, "If you know what i mean."

Nyla sniggers evilly.

(Magnagora): Urgan says, "Urgan make stampede--me got lotsa cows!"

(Magnagora): Finn says, "Tully is gonna go mad with all the animal droppings."

Your sense of smell is assaulted by the stench of horse manure.

This is abit crual but we you soll
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "I told him pretty blunt he better be serious this
time."


Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 15th of Tzarin, 133 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Be sure to title him the Echo Member."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Will do."
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Heh."
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Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart bows to Sorma - the lesson in Knighthood is
over.
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Soll tells you, "Nope."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "He said he wont leave.."
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Is there no objections to it?"
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(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Good luck, heh."
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(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Taking bets now."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Heh."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Thats evil."
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Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart bows to Sorma and commences the lesson in
Knighthood.
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(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Two years?"
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(Serenwilde): Kiarlea says, "*chuckle* I like You more and more everytime I hear
You, my Lord."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "4 years here."
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Oh I will put a bet on him leaving in 6 - 8
months!"
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(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "I'll run save and go for three."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "My soul is up for bet on that."
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Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart bows to Sorma - the lesson in Knighthood is
over.
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "And if he does leave he is not welcome again."
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(Serenwilde): Sylleria says, "I bet elcyrion already has the odds calculated
already."
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(Serenwilde): Sylleria says, "That was most redundant of me."

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Welcome Soll."
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(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "Again?"

Good old Ialie.

You will now be known as Getting kind of pudgy, Terenas, by order of The Eunuch, Gregori Mes'ard.

Munsia will now be known as About to be shaved bald, Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin.

You will now be known as The Eunuch, Gregori Mes'ard, by order of About to be shaved bald, Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin.

Munsia tells you, "Welp. we are planning to rape and burn down your villages starting with delport cause they are the sexy love makers. Then we will move on to acknor but they will just get some bondage. Then to ankgrag! there we will play something called 'vore' it's a kink I do not advise you looking up."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Perhaps you can restrain yourself from
visiting the Glomdoring, and attain other means of escape for yourself."
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Kahazul nods his head emphatically.
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Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Now...leave My sight. I don't wish to see
you here again."
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Viscount Kahazul Can'tah, the Blasphemer says, "Aye, M'lady."
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A shadowlord widowrider says, "Follow the rules, Kahazul, and you'll stay
alive."

I just think the widowrider adding his two cents in was funny... Sort of like the little dog hiding behind the big dog. "Yeah, cat! And don't come back!"

(Pebbles): Please welcome Munsrim who joins as a novice freshman!
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(Pebbles): Mirk says, "Welcome, Munsrim, to the Hartstone Guild."

Ok which one of you idiots did it

Yiila tells you, "Sorry to bother you..madam 19th rank mam..but.. what does your name mean?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "My title?"

Yiila tells you, "Oh, yes ..sorry."


You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "It means The Southern Wind, I think."

Yiila tells you, "In that tounge?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "Divine."

Yiila tells you, "OMG!"

Yiila tells you, "You can speak GOD!"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "No no."

Yiila tells you, "Take me under your wing, oh silent mistress! I want to be a follower of you."

You blink.

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "Wha?"

Yiila tells you, "You speak the God Tounge...I wish to learn more about these gods that inhabit the land."

Yiila tells you, "I was told you could help me, and clearly, if you speak God...what I heard was trueeee!"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "Then you may wish to speak to Lord Elcyrion when He is around."

Yiila tells you, "You can talk to gods?"

Yiila tells you, "But I do not speak God."

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "They can speak common."

Yiila tells you, "Off... ofcourse...how do I speak to them?"

Yiila tells you, "Do they have an altar or chrch?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "They have fulcruxs."

Yiila tells you, "Church, pardon me."

Yiila tells you, "Hmm.. do you know where one is?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "They are at the top of avechna's peak."

Yiila tells you, "Hmm...and I just go into one and...start to pray?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "If you want to."

Yiila tells you, "I'm scared.."

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "Why?"

Yiila tells you, "What if he finds me insolent?"

Yiila tells you, "Or I am disturbing his...or her... Godly Meditation?"

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "He won't find you insolent unless you act silly."

You tell Aqua Applicant Yiila, "They will generally just tell you that They are busy if they are doing something."

Yiila tells you, "Hmm.. I see..ok well.. here I go!"

Then a few minutes later

(Spouts): Yiila says, "Road...so...long....should have..packed...cookies..."

(Spouts): You say, "Hee."

One of you is going to GET IT!

Magnagoran Princess, Kharvik, Unbelievably Small Titan booms, "You wait."

You shout, "For some reason mortals always seem to choose such interesting
titles.."

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries shouts, "Aye. This one is rather
frightening though."

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart echoes, "Still waiting.."

Kharvik booms, "All should ignore me."

Suicidal Druidess Yukari Saitama, of the Hart shouts, "Yes princess."

Suhnaye Whytetower shouts, "Gods help you Kharvik, your never going to live
that one down."

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart echoes, "A Princess always lives
everything up, never down. Looks her..or him...look weak."

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart echoes, "Makes her even."

You will now be known as Manliest of the Manly, Kalas Aesyra, by order of
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

You will now be known as Manliest of the Manly, Kalas Aesyra, Golden Prince, by
order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "What a pity that
Demigods also fall into bad titling habits, hmm?"









Someone else quote the rest

You yell, "Chicken."

After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest
in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.

Magnagoran Princess, Kharvik, Unbelievably Small Titan booms, "You wait."

You yell, "Yes...princess."

Kharvik arrives from the north.

Suicidal Druidess Yukari Saitama, of the Hart says, "Did he shout that?"

Yukari rolls on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Kharvik blinks.

(The Saitama House): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I thought
you shouted that."

Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Kalas Aesyra touches your
mind, "For some reason mortals always seem to choose such interesting titles.."


Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries shouts, "Aye. This one is rather
frightening though."

You shout, "Still waiting.."

Kharvik booms, "All should ignore me."

You see Suicidal Druidess Yukari Saitama, of the Hart shout, "Yes princess."

Commander of the Nightwatch, Laxinova Aristata-Tregon, Banner Bearer shouts,
"But you're a princess."

Suhnaye Whytetower shouts, "Gods help you Kharvik, your never going to live that
one down."

You shout, "A Princess always lives everything up, never down. Looks her..or
him...look weak."

You shout, "Makes her even."

Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Manliest of the Manly,
Kalas Aesyra, Golden Prince touches your mind, "I think You for my new title
then, Lady Viravain!"

You see Suicidal Druidess Yukari Saitama, of the Hart shout, "It suits you
rather well, I'd say."

Apprentice Sotek shouts, "Stop it, my mind is burning."

You see Suicidal Druidess Yukari Saitama, of the Hart shout, "About as well as
princess fits Kharvik."

The unearthly voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs whispers upon the ether,
"Obviously, a princess needs her Prince...shall we force you to kiss, then? I
promise you won't turn into toads."

Ays Avyrl Lyreth, Invid Vryce, of the Hart shouts, "Shall it be frogs, then?"

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries shouts, "Oh sweet Nintoba. Remind me to
-not- get an invitation to -that- wedding."

(Celest): Nelaan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Are the brownies in the
Ethereal plane edible?"

Nope

do not know, I went out of my way not to learn to speak it.... it is offensive to me eyes, but my friend who speaks it all the time always sends me tells like "I just killed a "mobname" I am so ####" whichever it is.

Oh and...
(Celest): Kaileigh says, "Man juice."
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(Celest): Isabella says, "Ewww."
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