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Unknown2006-09-27 23:59:12
QUOTE(Nementh @ Sep 27 2006, 04:38 PM) 336229

One Death Star, Superlaser, and I put Chief Bast in charge of it all. (He was after all the only smart Imperial in all of the movies...)

I win


Psh. I recruit a bunch of inexperienced pilots and a hot girl with her hair in buns to counter you.

I win. Twice.
Unknown2006-09-28 00:18:14
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Mortals ---> shark.gif <---Me

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Kaalak2006-09-28 00:53:58
If I remember correctly…


Akussa, The Femme Fatal shouts, "Come one, come all…join me mortals for my FreeForAll!"
Unknown2006-09-28 03:58:44
Hey, I apologized for my bad poety! biggrin.gif
Diamondais2006-09-28 04:06:15
QUOTE
You tell High Wiccan, Kalas Orti, Adherent of the Crone, "And now theres Sap."

Syntax: FORESTCAST SAP
Power: 5 (Commune Nexus)
Casting this curse on a target who is in the trees will cause sap to coat your
victim, causing any action to be delayed from the stickiness of the sap.

NOTE: Sapping someone removes any lashed vines on them as well as preventing
thornlashes.

Orti tells you, "Gods.... what have I done?!?!?!"

You tell High Wiccan, Kalas Orti, Adherent of the Crone, "You have given me a fighting chance."

You tell High Wiccan, Kalas Orti, Adherent of the Crone, "And coincidentally, probably created a mad woman."

Orti tells you, "Dear gods."

(Serenwilde): Orti says, "I think I have unleashed a beast into this world."


(Serenwilde): Orti says, "I helped Dylara learn Sap."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Oh shush!"

You shed Human form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves, embracing the physical once more and arrive at the Moonhart Mother Tree.

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Another thing to worry about."

"Eep!", Orti screams in fright.


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High Wiccan, Kalas Orti, Adherent of the Crone says, "Don't make me use Aeon on you, woman."

Reolirin begins to follow you.

You say, "I actually have to rest, Orti's just overreacting."

Comprehension flashes across Reolirin's face.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Orti.


Orti ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."



"Woot!" Orti shouts excitedly.


Rawr! dwarf.gif
Shiri2006-09-28 04:10:18
dry.gif Duly strangling Clise, but Anarias wanted it posted...
Daganev2006-09-28 04:36:37
I love daganev conversations like this...

QUOTE

(Glomdoring): Aranya says, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Bashara says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Lisarel says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Nirrti says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Rentar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Zamarah says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Forever shall she live."

Bashara tells you, "That was one of the most well put together sentences I've
heard out of you these past five days."

Bashara tells you, "And utterly appropriate."

You tell Keeper of the Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, "*peer*."

You tell Keeper of the Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, "Thank you, I
think."

Bashara tells you, "Lately, most of what you say has been nonsensical and
eccentric."

Bashara tells you, "Almost like you've gone senile, you old codger."

You tell Keeper of the Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, "I am always as
sharp as a mace."


Bashara tells you, "I'll remember that the next time I need advice."

You tell Keeper of the Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, "It would be wise of
you to do so!"
Unknown2006-09-28 05:03:54
QUOTE(diamondais @ Sep 27 2006, 11:06 PM) 336285

Rawr! dwarf.gif

you said you wanted to rest tongue.gif
Ixion2006-09-28 15:39:53
QUOTE(diamondais @ Sep 27 2006, 11:45 AM) 336090

Kalas are just violent. laugh.gif


Are not!
Diamondais2006-09-28 15:49:08
QUOTE(Ixion @ Sep 28 2006, 11:39 AM) 336364

Are not!

Are too! Corinthian started to beat on me for something Ive never used! tongue.gif
Ashteru2006-09-28 19:03:09
After thinking of a cool title (nevermind the haters), I get this:

Verithrax tells you, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Verithrax tells you, "That is all."

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Damn Star Trek geeks.
Verithrax2006-09-28 19:09:24

Verithrax: Oh, and Ash, that schoolgirl outfit does not flatter you at all.
Ash: It's called COSPLAY, geek. And I am safe enough of my own manlieness to wear it!
Valarien2006-09-28 20:04:42
(Glomdoring): Calico says, "Theres a seren at the tree."

(Glomdoring): Calico says, "Oh wait, its just a dead rat. Never mind."



*Snicker*
Shayle2006-09-28 20:10:06
QUOTE(Valarien @ Sep 28 2006, 04:05 PM) 336418

(Glomdoring): Calico says, "Theres a seren at the tree."

(Glomdoring): Calico says, "Oh wait, its just a dead rat. Never mind."
*Snicker*


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Unknown2006-09-28 20:11:46
QUOTE(diamondais @ Sep 28 2006, 10:49 AM) 336368

Are too! Corinthian started to beat on me for something Ive never used! tongue.gif

I did not. I just Aeon'd/hexed you to sleep. It's like saying the use of a ruffie = rape ninja.gif

it's not a beat if I don't start attacking you ninja.gif

However, hexing and aeon it is used as a prelude to a beating, but I don't beat people because I might *gasp* learn how to fight ohmy.gif

PS: Corinthian does not promote the uses of ruffies or rape.. Orti however.....
Diamondais2006-09-28 20:14:09
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Sep 28 2006, 04:11 PM) 336422

I did not. I just Aeon'd/hexed you to sleep. It's like saying the use of a ruffie = rape ninja.gif

it's not a beat if I don't start attacking you ninja.gif

However, hexing and aeon it is used as a prelude to a beating, but I don't beat people because I might *gasp* learn how to fight ohmy.gif

PS: Corinthian does not promote the uses of ruffies or rape.. Orti however.....

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I think Ill live up to whats expected with me and Sap. wink.gif
Unknown2006-09-28 20:19:21
dear lords sad.gif

and Orti was a wild Dreamweaver. Putting girls to sleep in Deepnight was his number 1 hobby ohmy.gif
Reiha2006-09-28 21:21:12
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Sep 28 2006, 11:19 AM) 336428

and Orti was a wild Dreamweaver. Putting girls to sleep in Deepnight was his number 1 hobby ohmy.gif

It was mostly only one girl glare.gif
Xavius2006-09-28 23:49:53
Three members of the Shadow Court sorting through (largely bad) poetry submissions, slowly losing their sanity:

You sing, "Ninety-nine birds of a feather fly by, ninety-nine birds in the sky!
Wyrden drought, one falls out, ninety-eight birds of a feather fly by."

You sway back and forth.

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Let's submit that."

Shayle enthuses, "Sure!"

"Heh heh heh" Xenthos chuckles.
Vix2006-09-28 23:52:22
Heh, the city/commune leaders deserve a prize as well for sorting through all the cheesy poetry. tongue.gif