Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shayle2005-11-24 05:04:56
(Newbie): Runila says, "Should i buy a pony?"
(Newbie): Runila says, "I bought a pony but i cant mount it or see it."
(Newbie): Nelaan says, "Try DROP PONY, Runila."
(Newbie): Kahazul says, "You need the correct skill in riding to mount it, Runila."
(Newbie): Runila says, "Thanks!!! where did i drop it from?"
(Newbie): Nelaan says, "Your inventory."
(Newbie): Runila says, "Do i have to put him back before i log off?"
(Newbie): Nelaan says, "No, just make sure he gets well fed."
(Newbie): Runila says, "Why did i buy a pony?"


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Sobran2005-11-24 10:34:27
Sivriel tells you, "Your coldheartened happiness is somewhat disturbing. But
enjoy the life around you."

You tell Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden, "Ah, don't be disturbed. Embrace it.
Fid comfort in it."

You tell Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden, "I do and have done so for years. And
I'm completely normal. *eyetwitch*."

biggrin.gif I am normal. I swear.
Sobran2005-11-24 10:52:42

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "You remind me of
the man!"

(House of Shadows): You say, "...don't you even recite that song."

(House of Shadows): You say, "I will beat you."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "The power of
voodoo."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Who do?"

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "You do."

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Do what?"

Shadows grow longer in anticipation for the return of their dark mistress as
Father Sun's chase brings him closer to the world's edge.

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "You remind me of
the man!"

(House of Shadows): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Dance, magic dance,
magic dance, magic dance, magic dance."

wacko.gif
Shamarah2005-11-24 12:23:40
A monstrous lobstrosity bends over and picks up an unspecified thing.

huh.gif
Diamante2005-11-24 13:45:17

PUBLIC NEWS #590
Date: 11/24/2005 at 13:37
From: Taint Monster Ixchilgal, Maker of Mountains
To : The Kamikaze Champion, Munsia, Rabid Furrikin
Subj: Feelings

I have elected to compose, and present the following, as a declaration
of my true feelings for Munsia.


Munsia, oh Munsia, I want to tell you how I feel,
And I swear by all there is, these thoughts are true and real.

You used to be a cow, but you're no longer a bovine,
Even when you're killing me, your presence is so fine.

You're really small and cuddly now, like a miniature Tae'Dae,
Your fuzziness has affected me, I can't help but feel this way.


In the kitchen together we'll cook ourselves a bun,
When it pops out of your oven, we'll call it Ixchimun.

You really should consider marrying me instead of Leef,
I never, not once, ever even considered eating beef.

I know I'm green of skin, and feeling slightly clammy,
But don't let that dissuade you, tell me that you'll have me.

Munsia, oh Munsia, please don't turn me down,
You always make me smile, even when you make me frown.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Juliary, in the year 133 CE.





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Kiarlea2005-11-24 14:31:21
That had me in tears of laughter! (Of course, I'd just finished LotR 3 again, so I may have been a bit teary from that too)...
Suzari2005-11-24 17:17:45
(Serenwilde): Somone says, "What is the answer to life?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42."

so, I pop back in later:

You have new messages!

Message #87 Sent by: (system)
11/23 20:46 "Your rolepoints have been altered -3 points for a reference to
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on CT."

Meh for rolepoints, it's funny they picked that up.
I only know it from asking google!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+l...+and+everything
Unknown2005-11-24 18:59:48
(Nihilists): Eol says, "Happy Thanksgiving, guys!"

(Nihilists): You say, "Happy what?"

(Nihilists): Eol says, "Oh shush. Excuse it for today."

Eol tells you, ":P."

Sorry, I didn't know that we weren't supposed to stay in-role during holidays. glare.gif
Unknown2005-11-25 01:42:15
Pie Fun...

QUOTE
Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "Esterra sent you?"

A gnome chef says, "Can you make hungry this pie? I doubt it..."

You see Nogard say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.

You tell Apprentice Nogard, "Don't say that to the gnome, rp it."

A gnome chef says, "Perhaps. That. I deal with pies. That's all."


You say, "To chef What type of pies do ye bake."

You say to a gnome chef, "What flavors."


You flash a gnome chef a joyous smile.

A gnome chef exclaims, "Ahhh, all sorts of delicious flavours!"

You say to a gnome chef, "What's ye best pie, den?"

A gnome chef says, "MY preferred pie is this one right here."

A gnome chef nods his head sagely.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Okay, how much do ye want for it."

Someone powerful gives a horrified gasp.

You have emoted: Tully counts his gold.


A gnome chef exclaims, "MY PIES ARE NOT FOR SALE!"

A gnome chef glares angrily at you.

Nogard yelps in pain as a gnome chef bashes him.

Nogard makes a fist and punches towards a gnome chef, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard leaves to the west.

Apprentice Nogard says, "To chef may i taste that pie?"

Apprentice Nogard says, "To chef may i taste that pie?"

A gnome chef says, "Perhaps."

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "May i taste that pie?"

A gnome chef exclaims, "Ask me again, maybe it will have a different effect!"

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "May i taste that pie?"

A gnome chef says, "No."

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "May i taste that pie?"

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard leaves to the west.

You say to a gnome chef, "Oh most noble gnome of culinary delights and
specialities, I beseech ye to let me sample ye wonderful pie."


You bow respectfully to a gnome chef.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "I will be forever indebted to you."

A gnome chef exclaims, "I stand corrected. Flattery may get you everywhere, but
it will not get you a pie!"


This chubby little gnome has a wide round face with cheeks that glow like red
apples. He wears a high chef's hat and a starched white apron.
A gnome chef does not look particularly dangerous.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "What will get me a taste of ye pie?"

You have emoted: Tully wipes off the gnomes hat.


A gnome chef says, "Certainly not dirty comments like that. Perhaps some
begging?"

You have emoted: Tully dusts off the gnomes apron.


Nogard thrusts his hand out to a gnome chef and begs shamelessly.


Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "I beg of ye for a bit of ye pie?"

You thrust your hand out to a gnome chef and beg shamelessly.
A gnome chef ignores you, his mind distracted by more important matters.

You furrow your brow and exclaim "Doh!"

High Sacriot Ceren says, "Caught on at last, I see."

Nogard yelps in pain as a gnome chef bashes him.


"Eh?" you say curiously.

Nogard takes a drink from a ruby vial.

High Sacriot Ceren says, "I'm not sure if you knew the whole time though."

Ceren winks knowingly.

You give 4000 some gold sovereigns to a gnome chef.


You say, "Ye can have dat as a gift."


You say, "So ye can buy more ingredients."



Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "I will kill ye fink enemies if you let
me taste your pie."


Explaining your abject poverty, you humbly request for a little help from a
gnome chef.
A gnome chef ignores you, his mind distracted by more important matters.


Ceren shakes his head.

High Sacriot Ceren says, "You can't do it now."


"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

You nod your head emphatically.


With a slight wave of your hand, you say in a dismissive tone, "Whatever..."

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard arrives from the east.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "I would be most thankful of you if i
could taste that pie?"

A gnome chef trots off to the east, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

You see Nogard say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.

You give a spinach and mushroom quiche to a gnome chef.

Apprentice Nogard says, "To chef please good gnome i beg of you for a taste of
your pie?"

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "Please good gnome i beg of you for a
taste of your pie?"

You say to a gnome chef, "Dere, that quiche is probably better than ye pie."


You chuckle long and heartily.


A gnome chef says, "So you insult my pie now, eh?"

You eat a spinach and mushroom quiche with gusto.
Rich and savory, the textures of the crumbly pastry and smooth egg provide an
interesting but delicious contrast.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle at a gnome chef.

A gnome chef says, "Do none of you know how to beg? To panhandle? To ask for
stuff that you OBVIOUSLY don't deserv?"


You say to a gnome chef, "Bet ye baked four and twenty blackbirds or somethin'
in it, probably not to me tast, boyo."

A gnome chef trots off to the northeast, trailing the scent of baked pastries.


You pat a gnome chef in a friendly manner.

Nogard arrives from the west.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "I'm sure your pie is the best in
existance, might i have a slice?"

High Sacriot Ceren says, "Your too distracted to be begged from."

Ceren winks conspiratorially at a gnome chef.

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard leaves to the west.

A gnome chef looks about himself suspiciously.

A gnome chef says, "It doesn't look like I'm very distracted, does it?"


A gnome chef trots off to the southwest, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

High Sacriot Ceren says to you, "Try again."

You thrust your hand out to a gnome chef and beg shamelessly.
A gnome chef ignores you, his mind distracted by more important matters.

Ceren shakes his head.

You have recovered equilibrium.

Explaining your abject poverty, you humbly request for a little help from a
gnome chef.
A gnome chef ignores you, his mind distracted by more important matters.

High Sacriot Ceren says, "Nope, still distracted."

You have recovered equilibrium.

High Sacriot Ceren says, "Divert if you can."

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard arrives from the northeast.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "C;mon i've got people to kill and
others to hunt, just give me your stupid freakin pie, i'm begging you okay?!"

A gnome chef trots off to the east, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "C;mon i've got people to kill and
others to hunt, just give me your stupid freakin pie, i'm begging you okay?!"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You slap your thighs and guffaw like an old man.

A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

Nogard arrives from the east.


A gnome chef trots off to the west, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

A divine blue pie comes speeding in from the northeast and strikes Nogard!

You look on in astonishment as a divine blue pie fades away into the ether.


Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "Teach me please then, how do i beg
youinto giving me your pie?"


(Magnagora): You say, "If anybody wants to beg to a gnome chef, ye can teleport
to me."

(Magnagora): You say, "Dis boyo has a bad attitude do."


Apprentice Nogard says to you, "Did a divine pie just hit you?"

You say, "No."

A gnome chef trots off to the east, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Apprentice Nogard says, "A divine blue pie just came and hit me a second
ago..."

Apprentice Nogard says, "A divine blue pie just came and hit me a second
ago..."


You say to Nogard, "I think ye better move on to somethin' else."

Apprentice Nogard says, "Then flew away to the ether..."

High Sacriot Ceren says, "Good luck with this."

Nogard yelps in pain as a gnome chef bashes him.

Ceren proudly shows off a divine orange pie:
Small but delicious-looking, this sort of desert is rumoured to be a favourite
of the Gods.


Nogard growls menacingly at a gnome chef.

(Magnagora): Mell says, "Greetings."

A gnome chef trots off to the northeast, trailing the scent of baked pastries.
1427h, 940m, 1082e, 10p, 6035en, 5000w ex-ne


Apprentice Nogard says to a gnome chef, "C;mon i've got people to kill and
others to hunt, just give me your stupid freakin pie, i'm begging you okay?!"
1427h, 940m, 1082e, 10p, 6035en, 5000w ex-rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
1427h, 940m, 1082e, 10p, 6035en, 5000w ex-guffaw

You slap your thighs and guffaw like an old man.
1427h, 940m, 1082e, 10p, 6035en, 5000w ex-rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
1427h, 940m, 1082e, 10p, 6035en, 5000w ex-l


A gnome chef trots off to the northeast, trailing the scent of baked pastries.

Nogard arrives from the southwest.

"Grrrrrr," Nogard says to a gnome chef.

Apprentice Nogard exclaims, "C'MON!!"

You say to Nogard, "Ye can't force de boyo to give ye a pie."

Nogard shrugs helplessly.


Apprentice Nogard says, "I'm just tryin..."

You look on in astonishment as a gnome chef fades away into the ether.

"Awwwww!" Nogard says.

Apprentice Nogard says, "What happened?"

You say, "He disappeared."

Apprentice Nogard says, "Duh."

Apprentice Nogard says, "Why?"

The delicious scent of baked pastries accompanies a gnome chef as he trots in
from the southwest.

Utterly entranced, Nogard emits a long "Ooooh."


You tell Apprentice Nogard, "OOC: Because you're not taking the hint."

A divine blue pie comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'


Emerald Road through the mountains. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Occasional drops of
rain fall to the ground from a sky grey with pregnant clouds. The road is an
expanse of rippling green crystal, a swathe of glittering emerald from which
the road derives its name. Its construction obviously was not of mundane
origin, rather its very existence is a tribute to subtle mystic arts. The
crystal is slightly bubbled, allowing travellers safe traction upon what
otherwise would be a dangerously slick surface. The road begins a gradual
ascent through Avechna's Teeth, the imposing mountain range to the west. Strong
winds gust in over the mountains, chilling the air. A gnome chef stands here,
wielding a pie. A divine pie is here, lighting up the air with a blue glow.
Apprentice Nogard is here.
You see exits leading southwest and up.

A gnome chef trots off to the southwest, trailing the scent of baked pastries.


You pick up a divine blue pie.

You say, "Ye want dis pie."

You give a divine blue pie to Apprentice Nogard.

Nogard shakes his head.

Nogard gives a divine blue pie to you.

Nogard leaves to the southwest.


Small but delicious-looking, this sort of desert is rumoured to be a favourite
of the Gods.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).


Your mana expands as you receive a blessing.
Arix2005-11-25 02:03:49
(Celest) You say, "No, Taliana, I do not condone the use of quiche as a sexual aide."
Terenas2005-11-25 06:35:36
Warriors aren't overpowered. tongue.gif

With a focused look, Icarus strikes at you with a darkened greataxe of precious
metal. Icarus strikes your left arm, striking a major artery which splurts blood
in all directions.
6695h, 3244m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 1912.
6695h, 3244m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
You eat a yarrow sprig.
The flow of blood recedes as your left arm's main artery mends.
6695h, 3244m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
You bleed 39 health.
6656h, 3223m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24046w elrxk-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
6656h, 3223m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24046w elrxk-
Your wound status is:
6656h, 3223m, 4278e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w lrxk-
- (critical)
7267h, 3247m, 4514e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
With a focused look, Icarus strikes at you with a jade encrusted klangaxe.
Icarus strikes your left leg, striking a major artery which splurts blood in all
directions.
6590h, 3247m, 4514e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 1894.
6590h, 3247m, 4514e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
You eat a yarrow sprig.
The flow of blood recedes as your left leg's main artery mends.
6590h, 3247m, 4514e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w elrxk-
Your wound status is:
6590h, 3247m, 4514e, 10p, 18890en, 24050w lrxk-
- (critical)
- (critical)
QUOTE
Your wound status is:
      _'''''_
      /      \\
      @ (  0) @
      \\_    _/          Deep Wounds:
        |  |            -------------
  _____/___\\_____      Head:  no wounds
  /              \\      Chest: no wounds
  |  | (  0) |  |      Gut:  no wounds
(65489)      (65489)    Larm:  critical
  |  | (  0) |  |      Rarm:  critical
  \\___|_______|___/      Lleg:  light
    R |  |  | L        Rleg:  no wounds
      |  |  |
    (  0)|(  0)
      |  |  |
    _|  |  |_
    (_____|_____)
Terenas2005-11-25 07:28:58
(Bellator Societas): Aajen says, "Heh I think I've heard less than 10 things
over the geo gt..."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Aetherways) says, "I made it 9 hours of
my novicehood without anyone logging in."

(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Yeah everyone all lets go glom."

(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Except that no one ever fights."

(Bellator Societas): Aajen says, "And half of it was me going on about how I
like big butts when I was alone."
Soll2005-11-25 07:55:42
QUOTE
Laneth, Khai, Emmy, Tiran, Borca, Xiphoid, Selwin, Jykon, Atherilu, Tenqual,
Tzara, Aabtria, Veritas, Joli, Riz, Yeralih, Talahi, Singollo, Basilius,
Vauraugli, Gaatoh, Veralidaine, Iugis, Malvary, Lan, Urath, Urazial, Malicia,
Alteth, Rekin, Jace, Munsia, Terious, Simimi, Bobbins, Darrius, Adee, Terenas,
Lyra, Valandriel, Potens, Laxinova, Lyco, Zayn, Sollus, Asmoth, Tio, Seria,
Narice, Soll.


Bahhhh. sad.gif I hope he doesn't get big, or I'll get so many mistells...
Ashteru2005-11-25 18:27:39
You focus your will upon your demesne and allow for its release.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p xk---/19:26:53.312/
You have recovered equilibrium.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:26:55.640/
Xavius enters your demesne.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:26:59.171/
The sound of wings flapping heralds a screeching murder of crows flying
overhead.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:27:01.734/
Xavius leaves your demesne.




...Whut? blink.gif Fear the power of my double demesne!
Munsia2005-11-25 23:18:03
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Nov 25 2005, 02:27 PM)
You focus your will upon your demesne and allow for its release.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p xk---/19:26:53.312/
You have recovered equilibrium.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:26:55.640/
Xavius enters your demesne.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:26:59.171/
The sound of wings flapping heralds a screeching murder of crows flying
overhead.
4882h, 3172m, 4498e, 10p exk---/19:27:01.734/
Xavius leaves your demesne.
...Whut? blink.gif Fear the power of my double demesne!
228080


Welcome to the wolrd of miswoven demesnes
Unknown2005-11-26 00:35:37
Jack's take on the Demon Lords.

Kymir tells you, "(Luciphage: I get all the leaders! Ashtorath: I get all the
fighters! Baalphegar: I get all the brainiacs! Nifilhema: I get all the women!
Gorgulu: GFLGHUDJDGJDS *tentacle rapes a schoolgirl*)"
Shiri2005-11-26 04:09:11
woah, shiri changed his avatar to a badger puppet
Soll2005-11-26 11:39:39
QUOTE
3020h, 4207m, 3260e, 10p, 13998en, 20000w ex---/11:39:01.812/ doh me

You stare at the troglodyte and shout "Doh!"
3020h, 4207m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/11:39:04.015/


biggrin.gif
Soll2005-11-26 12:15:58
QUOTE
3020h, 4153m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/12:15:18.937/ snog pixie

You give a pixie a long snog.
3020h, 4153m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/12:15:19.859/ snog mother

You give yourself a long snog.
3020h, 4153m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/12:15:22.171/


That's that, then. I am the mother of all. biggrin.gif
Shamarah2005-11-26 14:07:13
(Orators of the Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "As far as I can tell, the people of
Delport are male, female, farmer, and Percy. Interesting."

(Orators of the Serenwilde): You say, "Percy is neither?"

(Orators of the Serenwilde): Sylleria says, "Neither a man nor a woman?"

(Orators of the Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "I have not actually checked,
Shamarah, but he does not respond when called a man."