Quotes 2

by Viravain

Back to The Funnies.

Unknown2006-10-04 13:02:45
It's just a message, the reflection skill is hard coded to stop attacks from denizens, the rockfall is coded to attack you as a denizen would, so the reflection stops it as it would any other thing, and what you see is the generic 'reflection saved you' message.
Soll2006-10-04 14:58:25
The Portal of Fate flashes as Neji steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Ista2006-10-04 16:00:33
QUOTE(Soll @ Oct 4 2006, 08:58 AM) 338563

The Portal of Fate flashes as Neji steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.


Naruto has a lot to pay for. *shakefist*
Unknown2006-10-04 16:05:50
QUOTE(Soll @ Oct 4 2006, 10:58 AM) 338563

The Portal of Fate flashes as Neji steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

Neji's been overdone so many times, I kinda wish one of them would stick around long enough to make the name unuseable for the rest of them.
Ashteru2006-10-04 22:00:14
(Nihilists): Dvyrus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "If you all would would please, send me a message of those in the guild whom you know helped raise the Lords to their glory. Such work should not go unnoticed."

You sent the following message to Dvyrus: I heard Ashteru did a lot. He singlehandedly fought of an invading force with his teeth, and gather a million essence. Plus, he's great looking.

Dvyrus has just left you message #1482.
Message #1482 Sent by: Dvyrus
10/04 21:56 "I heard he did all that before breakfast, no less."

You sent the following message to Dvyrus: Pssh, he did it ASLEEP. Damn badass sleepwalker, he is

(Nihilists): Dvyrus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Congratulations Ashteru - he did singlehandedly fight off all of Celestia with nothing but the tooth he ripped from his own jaw. All of this done in his sleep, no less."

Dvyrus has just left you message #1483.
Message #1483 Sent by: Dvyrus
10/04 21:57 "*eyeshift*."

(Nihilists): Nathan says, "Wow congrats."


Yeah, I am so damn good. *smooth*
Kaalak2006-10-04 22:41:05
laugh.gif
Unknown2006-10-04 23:43:11
She is a crystalline lucidian. She is wearing a sea-blue shirt, elegant ivory
leather boots, and a pair of delicate white lace panties.

Urth ****, Instrument of the Fates says, "You dont mind teaching me, Hraddon?"

You tell Khan Ashteru, Voice behind the Mask, "Why is she only wearing shirt,
boots and panties? >.>."


You tell Khan Ashteru, Voice behind the Mask, "You sure she ain't no nympho
novvie?"

Ashteru tells you, "Are you criticising her taste of clothes? TO HELL WITH YOU,
CONSERVATIVE BASTARD!"


laugh.gif
Shiri2006-10-05 01:41:18
A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
This gold is a request for being unenemied to the Moondancers.

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.
10000 gold sovereigns.


...way to go. doh.gif
Diamondais2006-10-05 01:46:13
Guess that person'll have trouble there.


Reiha's reply message:

Reiha would like you to know that: If I am not responding to tells, my soul may be away, I am writing something at the moment, I have been made deaf, or quite possibly I am dead. To ensure my hasty return, please send a letter addressed to Reiha enclosed with lots of credits and gold. No more booze. Thank you, and have a good day.

I just got a giggle from that.
Charune2006-10-05 02:01:50
QUOTE(Shiri @ Oct 4 2006, 07:41 PM) 338785

A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
This gold is a request for being unenemied to the Moondancers.

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.
10000 gold sovereigns.
...way to go. doh.gif



Oh sorry did I forget to sign it.. hmm seems I am not enemied anyways and made a mistake. Please send me the gold back asap quickexit.gif
Unknown2006-10-05 02:04:50
QUOTE(Charune @ Oct 5 2006, 02:01 AM) 338793

Oh sorry did I forget to sign it.. hmm seems I am not enemied anyways and made a mistake. Please send me the gold back asap quickexit.gif

Don't send the gold back! He's going to buy cookies with it and not let ole Gorky have any!
Acrune2006-10-05 02:10:08
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 4 2006, 10:04 PM) 338794

Don't send the gold back! He's going to buy cookies with it and not let ole Gorky have any!


He's heard the story "If you give a Gorky a cookie". You'd just eat em all tongue.gif
Unknown2006-10-05 02:13:12
QUOTE(Acrune @ Oct 5 2006, 02:10 AM) 338795

He's heard the story "If you give a Gorky a cookie". You'd just eat em all tongue.gif

That's it, no Gorky love for Acrune.
yendos2006-10-05 02:17:47
QUOTE(Charune @ Oct 4 2006, 08:01 PM) 338793

Oh sorry did I forget to sign it.. hmm seems I am not enemied anyways and made a mistake. Please send me the gold back asap quickexit.gif


Be sure to give it back Nejii. Lord Charune weeviled long and hard for that money.
Shiri2006-10-05 02:20:12
Update: found the culprit.

N.B - assuming what your fine to a guild is based on what your fine to the commune WOULD have been under different circumstances, and then sending it to the wrong person, is not entirely likely to help you get unenemied! sleep.gif
Acrune2006-10-05 02:24:25
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 4 2006, 10:13 PM) 338796

That's it, no Gorky love for Acrune.


You know its true halo.gif

Nice avatar tongue.gif
Tekora2006-10-05 03:38:50
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Oct 4 2006, 07:43 PM) 338754

Ashteru tells you, "Are you criticising her taste of clothes? TO HELL WITH YOU,
CONSERVATIVE BASTARD!"



This almost makes me want to join Mag, just so I can hang out with Ashteru. Maybe some of his coolness will rub off on me.
Unknown2006-10-05 04:53:47
Let's all welcome back Thoros' return from his trip from Italy

Thoros has been burned to death by a mystical Avatar of Avechna.
You see the death occur at the Pool of Stars.


tongue.gif
Reiha2006-10-05 05:16:45
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Oct 4 2006, 07:53 PM) 338853

Let's all welcome back Thoros' return from his trip from Italy

Thoros has been burned to death by a mystical Avatar of Avechna.
You see the death occur at the Pool of Stars.


tongue.gif

whistling.gif Wonder where that Avatar came from! ninja.gif
Unknown2006-10-05 06:18:21
QUOTE(Ixion @ Oct 4 2006, 03:50 AM) 338521

=========================
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Can you imaging just
attacking someone outright RL to maintain yer IC image??? that would be like insane yet funny."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Hey murphy, -murphy picks up
a stick and smashes yer knee-, hey ixion, -ixion stabs you in the leg with a pencil and says WRITHE
BITCH-."

New move called... PinEye? laugh.gif Ild is a funny man


You Bellator Societas guys never cease to crack me up.

The Evil One
Veonira

Resident Griefing Bastard
Shamarah

laugh.gif igetit.gif