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At least he wasn't doing this:

Newbie: So and so says, "Look! I'm mooning you! (_;_) Ha ha!"

This is the third time today that I've gotten her with something like this .

weave illusion Shouts rise up from the village of Rockholm as its villagers declare themselves free and no longer under the sphere of influence of the Alliance of Serenwilde.

You weave your illusion.
Your artistic eye immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an
illusion.

Malicia's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Yuniko sways back and forth.

"Cool!" Yuniko exclaims.

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart says, "I needed that."

Athalas thwaps you on the head.

Malicia clenches her fist and chortles "Ooer!"

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

A centaur hunter says, "Good hunting, warrior."
A centaur hunter says, "Good hunting, warrior."

The Portals of Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. There
are 10 centaur hunters here. Athalas Aurendil-Zandell is here. He wields an icy
steel hammer in each hand. Suicidal Druidess Yuniko, of the Hart is here,
shrouded. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her
right.
You see a single exit leading out.

You say, "Rofl."

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart says, "Your artistic eye
immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an illusion."

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Malicia La'Saet (Atop an oak)

A centaur hunter says, "Hail, student of Eurytus."

The Portals of Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. There
are 10 centaur hunters here. Athalas Aurendil-Zandell is here. He wields an icy
steel hammer in each hand. Sentinel Steffan Aurendil is here, shrouded. He
wields an imperial twilight-steel broadsword in his left hand and an exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in his right. Suicidal Druidess Yuniko, of the Hart
is here, shrouded. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic
cudgel in her right. Malicia La'Saet is here, shrouded. She wields a sable
assault fencing rapier in each hand.
You see a single exit leading out.

Malicia La'Saet says, "YOU BITCH."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart says, "(Serenwilde): Malicia says,
"Oi, get there.""

Athalas strokes Malicia tenderly.

Tears fill Malicia's eyes and begin to slowly run down her face.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Malicia flops down onto the ground.

Malicia La'Saet says, "I think.."

Malicia razes your speed defence with a sable assault fencing rapier.

Malicia whips a sable assault fencing rapier through the air in front of you, to
no effect.

With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing rapier.
You are pricked in the gut and bleed slightly.

With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing rapier.
Malicia strikes into your gut, which opens up and pours blood in a pool at your
feet.

Malicia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Malicia La'Saet says, "I hate you SO much."

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Oi, get there."

(Serenwilde): Yuniko says, "Illusion."

Pretty sure that was the gist of it.

Edit- new funny

Lyco was asking if anyone has beaten Geb lately so Daevos said-

(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "He thinks assault is overpowered though."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Assault hurts non-warriors bad."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Doesnt bother me."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Woot."
(Bellator Societas): You say, ":/."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "Assult me dae?"
(Bellator Societas): Kharvik (from the Astral Plane) says, "Well that's a
given."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Sometimes I want to hurt Lyco, more than usual."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Bring it terenas."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Thats the whole point."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "I want some kitty action."
(Bellator Societas): Kharvik (from the Astral Plane) says, "Bah wrong clan
again."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "1500 , nothing insane."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Forging."
Torak has been slain by the might of Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of
Midnight.
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "LOL."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Rofl."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "My version is kinda odd and only a few people that
were here know why I am still in hartstone. People who try to translate will
get themselves kicked between the legs."
With a slow, jerking dance, Gero points at Letho and lowers his arms, and
Letho's movements slow to a crawl.
(Hartstone): Kalodan says, "I can translate it."
(Hartstone): Kalodan says, "However, only into Taurian."
(Hartstone): Munsia says, "Thats it."
(Hartstone): Munsia says, "You are never having kids."
(Hartstone): Kalodan says, "Which, strangely, comes out as a single phrase -
"Moo"."
(Hartstone): Kalodan says, "For some reason, however, it seems to fit you quite
well, puppy."
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(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "If any of you hear a faeling cry out in pain.. it's
just kalodan and I advise you ignore it."

Message #681 Sent By: Laysus

"Shorlen's been seducing the elfen ladies!"
Recieved On: November 26th, 14:58 Last Read On: November 27th, 05:08

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Message #680 Sent By: Sivriel

"(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "I have reached the 72nd circle of experience by seducing an elfen lady. I believe the lesson here is quite clear.""
Recieved On: November 26th, 14:57 Last Read On: November 27th, 05:08

(Newbie): Dak says, "Why can't I bring mother Mucka down...!?! *pants
furiously*."

(Newbie): You say, "Because.. it would be unhealthy to try?"

Niara tells you, "I so felt the urge to say..because you are a stupid little
mortal."

You tell Niara Serelle, "Hehe."

Yay for hidden heretics?


Taldek tells you, "My own, and to pledge my existance to the glorification and
influence of the Taint. I have read and understand the laws set forth be the
Iron council, and I swear to abide and serve Magnagora to the best of my
abilities. In addition, I vow to be loyal and to defend Magnagora, keeping it
safe against those that would oppose it, taking up arms to defend the walls if
need be, and to never work in opposition against it. In strength or in spirit, I
will protect it, the enemies of the Empire are my enemies, it's allied are my
allies. I solemnly swear before the Gods and Demon Lords, that Magnagora is now,
and forever will be my duty and my home."


Taldek, Accepted of the Light (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Dioni, 115 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Serenguard Gero shouts, "Begins to thrust, he splashes water of your breats to
help lubricate them."

You tell Eviseratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly, "LMFAO."
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Blossoming Lily, Allia T. Riverflame, Twilight's Muse shouts, "This isn't a
porno!!"
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tell nym LMFAO
You tell Eviseratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly, "LMFAO."
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tell nym LMFAO
You tell Eviseratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly, "LMFAO."
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tell nym LMFAO
You tell Eviseratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly, "LMFAO."
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tell nym LMFAO
You tell Eviseratrix Nymerya d'Erlette, the Crimson Butterfly, "LMFAO."

Nymerya tells you, "*dies laughing*."
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Nymerya tells you, "*dies laughing*."
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Nymerya tells you, "*dies laughing*."
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Nymerya tells you, "*dies laughing*."
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Nymerya tells you, "*dies laughing*."
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I was inspired, and meh, I found the reactions funny.

Qaletaqa stares implacably at you.

Simimi stares implacably at you.

Brenon stares implacably at you.

Atherius stares implacably at you.


What did I do?

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Eradriarch Brenon Silverdawn, Light's Wisdom says, "Thank you for attending
everyone, and witnessing this bond between myself and Yurika. We pray for
blessings on you all, and love each of you dearly."
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Kwee, the Fulgent smiles and says, "How about left nostril."

Kwee looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You offer to pierce Kwee in the left nostril and await his acquiesence.

Grasping the piercing needle firmly, you quickly jab it through Kwee's left
nostril.

"Eep!", Kwee screams in fright.

You have emoted: Athana dabs your nostril with a cotton ball.

Kwee sniffles softly.

Kwee, the Fulgent says, "Still bleeding a bit."

An impish grin creeps over Kwee's face as his eyes light up with mischief.

You remove 1 chervil, bringing the total in the Rift to 1386.

You give a sprig of chervil to Kwee, the Fulgent.

A wry smile spreads across your face.

Kwee, the Fulgent puts a sprig of chervil in his left nostril.

Kwee, the Fulgent says, "Ah, helps the clotting alot."

Kwee nods his head emphatically.

(Magnagora): Nokraenom says, "Has Nil really frozen over, or do I spy a Joli among our citizens?"

(Magnagora): You say, "Heh."

(Magnagora): Nymerya says, "A little of both?"

(Magnagora): You say, "Yes, it is quite chilly."

(Magnagora): Nokraenom says, "I see I will have to order some less ratty robes before venturing to Nil, then."

Kahazul tells you, "(I like my women like I like my leather)"
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Kahazul tells you, "(Tanned and beaten)"

Kymir tells you, "(Dude, I just realized)"

Kymir tells you, "(Joli's divorced. It's totally your chance.)"

Kymir tells you, "(Go marry Sylphas!)"

So Shorlen's starting a campaign to get us unenemied to villages and get him some XP.

(Moondancers): You say, "Think you could get me unenemied to Glomdoring?"

Shorlen tells you, "((ooc: INFLUENCE ETANRU WITH ANMNESTY FOR VIX Etanru kicks
you in the nuts as he politely explains just how wyrd the Glomdoring is."

Geb shivers violently.
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Diamante says, "Why the hell."
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You begin to follow Geb.
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Geb shivers violently.
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Geb shivers violently.
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Geb shivers violently.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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Geb shivers violently.
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Geb shivers violently.
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Geb shivers violently.

I know that's when you follow him...but it was just cute since he just did an icefloe.

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Your Guilds must be taking very great care of you indeed for it to be so silent. Is there nobody who has a question or three, or needs a little bit of help right now?"

(Newbie): You say, "Would you like some rum spindle?"

(Newbie): Spindle says, "No, thank you, Kaileigh. The last time I got into the rum, Mister Bobbins had to dunk my head in a bucket of water several times, and I don't believe it's an experience I should repeat."

Narsrim reaches out and opens up a rift of sparkling energy as though parting an
invisible curtain. He steps into the fountain of pulsating energy and
disappears.
You follow Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Avenger ether to Moon Falls.
A rift of sparkling energy suddenly opens up before you as Narsrim steps
through.
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Narsrim searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of
force.
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You follow Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Avenger ether to the Moonhart Mother Tree.
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Made me giggle. If you know the spot he transversed from it's rather funny