Viscount Aiakon d'Murani says to you, "Having heard so much about you, I
thought I'd come and make your acquainance."

You say, "Eh, what have you heard?"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Viscount Aiakon d'Murani says, "Many things."

"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

Viscount Kahazul Can'tah, Paragon of Sin says, "He's heard that you are now
without a husband."


Damn you, Guido.

Penumbra Valarien, Servant of Wisdom says, "Hee, "Tying up the Dark Seneschal is NOT an acceptable method of marriage", I can hear it already."

So, I lent my athame to a novice who wanted to try it out...

Shokeren tells you, "Man it sure is fun to put the pointy end into the squishy
things that scream and bleed."

...And then that newbie proceeds to get stoned.

(Serenwilde): Shokeren says, "Some people were born messed up like this...
WEEEEEEE!"
(Serenwilde): Shokeren says, "Too much weed isnt good for anyone. WEE!"
(Newbie): Shokeren says, "Can you develop addictions to drugs?"
(Newbie): Shokeren says, "I hate to be the guy stuck on cactus weed... just
imagine... SLASH BIG SMILEY FACE WITH SMALLER SMILEY FACE..."
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Ahem... yes, you seem to have quite the vivid
depiction of the downsides of the life of a cactus weed addict. Perhaps you
could consider writing those poignant memoirs into a book to be published as a
best-renting account in the Great Libraries!"

Kalas Ixion, Fervor's Nihility orders his queen at a8 to move to a6.
The sexy light Queen shows some leg and the distracted dark knight falls off his horse, breaking his neck.

I just found this amusing even though Ixion is stomping me really good.

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Celest is starting to camp."

And then I had a horrible urge to go to Nars and shout "THIS ISN'T FRIGGING COUNTER-STRIKE!" at him.

The hazards of being a forgetful tailor....



9928 a turquoise vial a potion of fire 9 111
54212 a turquoise vial a potion of fire 7 56
79995 an onyx vial a potion of fire 10 59
111140 a ruby vial a potion of fire 2 59
129903 a jade vial a potion of fire 10 102
72512 a jade vial a potion of frost 10 90
125747 a pearl vial a potion of frost 10 99
6710 a coral vial elixir vitae 9 117
36923 a coral vial elixir vitae 10 116
50399 a sapphire vial elixir vitae 10 85
112601 a jade vial elixir vitae 10 102
117822 an amethyst vial elixir vitae 10 71
33907 a ruby vial quicksilver 3 18
98177 a jade vial quicksilver 2 59

Random event much? I'm starting to get paranoid ...



A shimmering white portal opens before you, swirling madly.

Icelus saunters out of a shimmering white portal, which closes up behind him.

His footfalls making naught a sound, a white panther gracefully saunters off to
the north.

Windswept grasses.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Adding
beauty to this valley is a lush wild rose bush. Flowers on a yarrow bush form
lacy sprays of pastel colours here. A low bushy colewort plant grows here on the
valley floor. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy.
You see exits leading north and southeast.

You blink.

-glance n

Widening valley.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Adding
beauty to this valley is a lush wild rose bush. Flowers on a yarrow bush form
lacy sprays of pastel colours here. A low bushy colewort plant grows here on the
valley floor. A white panther is here, wreathed in translucent divine fire.
You see exits leading south and west.

Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "Sometimes I wish I were gay. I
think I'd have better luck."

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh iallieeeeee."

(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "I suddenly take that back.."

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Typical Magnagoran title: Ur'Ur'Guard Bob,
Childkiller, Blooddrinker, Ate His Own Dog."

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Mistell!"

(Market): Murphy says, "I don't so sexual favours, if you want narsrim head then ask him directly. I can only sell his hacked off limbs."

I thought it was funnier out of context.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Typical Malicia conversation: Hi, my
name is... oh damn, I just dropped my sword between my shirt and it has torn it
open! Oh my."

Typical Laysus response:
You say to Laysus, "How much for bromides refills?"
Laysus says to you, "Too much."
Laysus then flows out of the room.

Nothing plus two is still nothing =D
...
No it isn't.
...

Perfect timing!

You place your hands on the Pool of Stars and find the link to the astral plane. Pulsating energy flares throughout your field of vision, and you find yourself tumbling through the aether pathways.
A cavalier of the Light says, "Be on your best behaviour, Gregori."
Amongst the fish-scaled trees.
You see exits leading northeast and south.

You have recovered equilibrium.
3780h, 5085m, 4824e, 6p, 17746en, 24307w exkdb- (0h, 0m, 0e)
A monstrous lobstrosity mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.

Closing her eyes, Aesyra holds out her outstretched hand. A column of blue light
forms in her grip and solidifies into a coral staff.

Reminds me of Anime

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Liste to this Kalodan... I so just listen to this
song too: Ialie tells you, "My Hump, my hump my hump my hump hump hump, My
lovely Lady lumps, in the back and in the front.""

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Omfg! Mistell."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Ahahahaha.."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "I HATE YOU!"

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "I am sure that makes a lot of sense, somehow."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "He mistelled.. a mistell.."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Ignore him, please and thank you."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "As well, Ialie does not have 'humps'."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "I am to be ignored?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "In neither the back nor the front."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I was speaking of Narsrim, but we can ignore You
too, if You have such a desire."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Such love, so early in the morning."

To be fair, Ialie mistelled me to which I mistelled Kalodan on Panda clan:

15) Ialie: "My Hump, my hump my hump my hump hump hump, My lovely Lady lum..."
16) Ialie: "MISS!"

I don't know how to quote this properly, however right now there are two subjects on the forum that are right above eachother.

the top line is ... I miss....

The bottom line is ... Christmas.



Hope that works.