Wyrm Squishy, Disciple of the Way is here.

Squishy has been slain by the might of a red-striped salamander.
Squishy is DEAD!
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My system's echo makes it so much cooler.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Ruthless Widowmaker says, "Airees has balls."

Hells yea

I decided to read CHELP CURING and found


Fractured Skull - APPLY ARNICA TO HEAD
CURE ME BREAKS
Like stupidity, this will cause many of your attempts at action to be
replaced with a variety of annoying actions, such as falling asleep
(insomnia needed), imitating Munsia, and dropping packs.

Signed in less than two minutes, and I'm spotted:


(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Oooh, I see an Auntie."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "Oooooo."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Your eyes are too good!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "Aunty TSU!!! I Meesed you!!!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "I missed you too, dears "

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Been getting up to much trouble?"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Does gettin' engaged count??"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "Of course I am! I want you to be proud of
me after all!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Sure, Adri!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "By the way, congratulations to both of you in
that respect!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "Jamra's engaged too I believe, and thank
you!!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Thank you."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Now taking bets ... who thinks Tsuki's nieces
will be married before she will?"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Shorlen says, "I do!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "*thwap Unca Shorry*."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "*grins*."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Gregori (from the Astral Plane) says, "Who thinks Gregori
will be married for the 3rd time before Tsuki is?"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Put me down for 1000 sovereigns."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "I do!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Shorlen says, "I do!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "I do!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "And Shorlen, you're biased ... can't bet "

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "I do."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "Cause you're a horndog........ I
mean...... I love you grampa."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Ah, I love my family."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Tali, you're a darling."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Taliana says, "*beam*."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Did you guys get all of the Supernals?"

(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "We really went up there to hand them flowers and snuggle them, but they attacked us and hurt our feelings.......damn bastards took our lunch money too."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Remember."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Its an ool."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Notice
theres no P."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Lets keep it
that way."

(Newbie): Lavitz says, "How do you take off clothes?"

(Newbie): Soll says, "Remove ."

(Newbie): Mib says, "Liberal application of wine and mead!"

(Newbie): Xenthos says, "Mib, that will likely make it even more difficult, not
less. If you're unable to when not intoxicated, I don't want to imagine the
fumbling after."

(Newbie): Mib says, "Oh remove your *own* clothes, ok!"

(House of Shadows): You say, "I want a nice husband."

(Market): Erageon says, "Don't we all?"




That creeped me out.

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains says, "Your King can't
move, and I'm just going to pull my Pawn up to the end of the board to become a
new Queen."

You tilt your head curiously.

You say, "You can do that?"

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains says, "When you get a Pawn
to the opposite end of the board, they upgrade into a Queen. Or at least, they
do in most chess games."

Comprehension flashes across your face.

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains says, "It makes pawns one
of the most valuable pieces, ironically."

You say, "But what if the pawn is a boy?"

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains says, "Snip snip."

You blink.

You blink.

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains says, "Well, maybe he just
becomes a drag Queen, instead."


A wry smile spreads across Ixchilgal's face.

(Market): Exeryte says, "Buying pilgrims for 110 gold! Send tells!"

(Market): Exeryte says, "Not slavery."

(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "Love can be a wonderful thing.

(Bellator Societas): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "I have little pride
left."

Aww.

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You have slain Diamante.
Defeated, Diamante is cast out of the Arena.
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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!

Daevos tells you, "Die."

You tell Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight, "What?"

Daevos tells you, "Miss."

You tell Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight, "Rofl."

Daevos tells you, "Meant for diamante."

You tell Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight, "Hehe."

Daevos tells you, "With that motto."

honors Diamante

His motto: '(Bellator):Daevos says,"Love can be a wonderful thing.'

Diamante rolls on the floor, laughing.

Diamante says, "Daevos tells you, "Die.""

Penumbra Valarien, Servant of Wisdom says, "Well, that was enough fun for one
day, I think."

Valarien's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep
sleep.


Awww.

You join the coven in the resurgem ceremony, calling on Spirit Moon to return
one of her lost souls to the land of the living. Shaeden's corpse appears in the
center of the circle, in a pool of silvery light. The corpse submerges into the
light, then rises again whole.
A mugwump pilgrim trudges in from the ether.
A taurian trudges in from the ether.


Those pilgrims wanted to get to the Peak so badly, they followed their dead guide

Erageon tells you, "You're smart! What cures the wobblyness after being drunk?"

Bashing Astral with Ashteru...

You follow Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici ether to the Fulcrux of Viravain.
As there is not room to fly here, you find yourself on the ground.
Shadows coalesce for a brief moment before fading away once more, leaving
Ashteru in their wake.
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With a flourish of his arm, Ashteru bows deeply.
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look
The Fulcrux of Viravain.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Thick flower bushes encircle
the garden, boasting midnight roses as their adornment. Sparkling amidst the
gnarled, twisting bushes are strands of silken threads, progressing into
extravagant cobwebs woven betwixt thorn-studded vines. An innumerable amount of
spiders have made their homes within the webs, guarding the gossamer nests with
threats of a venomous bite. Barely discernible beyond the hypnotic swirls of
smoke are walls of glassy obsidian, made visible by flickering candlelight that
struggles to escape the clutches of the overcasting shadows. An ominous aura
surrounds a marble shrine entangled by black roses, thousands of spiders nesting
within the thorn studded vines. Emitting a dark glow, the Shadow Arcanum floats
suspended in midair. Like a shadow upon the ground, a midnight black rose has
been left here. Shadowed Chandestri, Seeker of the Murder is here. She wields a
golden sickle in her left hand. Emar K'Raven is here. He wields a mystic cudgel
in his right hand. Gwynevere is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left
hand and a golden piercing needle in her right. Viravain, Mistress of the Webs
hovers here, enshrouded within an ambience of unnatural darkness. Darkwing
Ashteru d'Illici is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields a mystic
cudgel in his left hand and a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in his
right. Penumbra Valarien, Servant of Wisdom is here. He wields an athame dagger
in his left hand.
There are no obvious exits.
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Josun inclines his head politely to Ashteru.
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blink
You blink.
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Narses inclines his head politely to Ashteru.
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You suddenly scoop up a midnight black rose.
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Josun peers at you unscrupulously.
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Viravain peers at you unscrupulously.
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Shadowy tendrils manifest from within the shadows and entwine themselves around
you in unbreakable bonds. Eerie laughter echoes inside your mind as you become
completely engulfed by darkness as you are dragged away, screaming in abject
terror. You suddenly appear elsewhere high above the landscape, leaving you to
plummet to the earth below.
Ackleberry Highway. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Filling the firmament is a
lattice of heavy grey clouds. This ancient road curves from north to south on
the eastern side of the basin of civilization. The ground of the road is
compacted tight under the weight of centuries of travellers, merchants, heroes
and villains trekking back and forth. Two channels have been engraved within the
road from the weight of wagon wheels carrying their heavy cargoes.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.

He is a fiendish undead brood viscanti and almost like a wall, his ominous
figure stands tall, looming high above average for his race. Swathing him like a
cloak, shadows cling to his body, hiding his features from casual observation.
Occasionally, a flicker of light will reveal faint hints of his face,
highlighting the lines of his jaw. High upon his brow glows a runic symbol that
pulses with a foreboding crimson hue, its meaning unknown. Piercing through the
shadows are mismatched eyes that glow with an unnatural luminescence, one the
colour of fresh-spilled blood, the other the glowing yellow of molten gold.
Flowing over his shoulders is long silver hair, strands of it intertwined with
blue tendrils. It falls forward around his face and draws attention to his
strong visage. Parting his hair are the pointed, battle-notched tips of his
ears. Gracing his temples are twisted, blackened horns, a ring of crafted silver
encircling each, the tips sharpened into vicious points. He is wearing a massive
suit of full plate armour, a golden dragon ring, a silver ring of meditation, a
silver ring set with an oval ruby, a wolfen brooch, a wolfen brooch, a
friendship ring of pure jade, a friendship ring of pure jade, a colossus
scabbard, a beryl sunshine bracelet, an exquisitely crafted bone covered
platinum ring, a leather bound side scabbard, a seawolf brooch, a colossus
scabbard, an emerald clover-shaped brooch, a starry dragon brooch, a leather
bound side scabbard, a silver crown with a dark patina, a cameo brooch, a
seawolf brooch, an icy glacier-shaped brooch, a silver stud through his tongue,
a platinum necklace of sapphire teardrops, a polished silver and leather frogge,
and a feathery pink cloak. He walks with the truefavour of Fain.



Read his desc... and imagine it. The cloak is just kewl!

Made of thick pink silk, this cloak is covered with hundreds of fluffy, adorable pink feathers, sure to catch the eye. Falling to the wearer's calves but denied of a hood, there is no way to avoid being seen in this atrocity of nature. The silk has been extensively embroidered with red thread, images of happy bunnies, twittering birds, and beautiful roses following the hems on all sides. In the center on the back where it is devoid of feathers, is embroidered the image of a large silk unicorn, eyes large and glossy. Holding the cloak closed is a chain of ruby hearts, held on both sides with large, gold stars.

Not even I would wear that thing...

You cuff Raan upside his head.
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eyeshift
You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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Raan peers at you unscrupulously.
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The eyes of Sulaeri glow with a green light.
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A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
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Taliana grabs protectively at Raan.
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'Wasnt me!
You say, "Wasnt me!"
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Taliana gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
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(Newbie): Bobbins says, "The commodities and herbs can be stored in the rift,
and won't drop when they are."
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Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion tries to growl but all that comes
out is a tinny little SQUEAK!
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Raan says to Taliana, "He cuffd me."
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point selwin
You point accusingly at Selwin.
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'it was selwin
You say, "It was selwin."
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(Braves): Aslan says, "Can someone take me to someone that can teach me my
skills??"
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The eyes of Sulaeri glow with a green light.
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A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
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Selwin Mes'ard, Totem Hunter says, "Nah.."
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Sulaeri grabs protectively at Selwin.
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Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion says, "Selwinikins wouldn't do
that."
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Selwin beams broadly at Sulaeri.
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Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion says, "He's a good brother."
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'Selwinikins?
You say, "Selwinikins?"
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Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion sticks her tongue out defiantly.
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The eyes of Sulaeri glow with a green light.
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A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
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The corners of Selwin's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing.
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Taliana's lower lip begins to tremble as her eyes fill with heavy tears.
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The body of Acolyte of the Moon, Iole appears in a flash and her soul descends
to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
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Sulaeri's eyes sparkle with amusement at Selwin.
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Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion says, "But I like his nickname."
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Laughing merrily, a pixie flutters in from the north.
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Aslan arrives from the northeast.
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The eyes of Sulaeri glow with a green light.
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A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
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Selwin's eyes twinkle enchantingly.
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The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
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Iole grows still and her lips begin to move silently.
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raan we need to title him that
You tell Raan, "We need to title him that."
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"Oooooooooh!" Raan says, eyes wide with wonder.
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A pixie flutters off to the south, barely suppressing a giggle.
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Raan grins mischievously at you.
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sw
There is no exit in that direction.
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Iole is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe
until she returns to Lusternia.
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The eyes of Sulaeri glow with a green light.
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A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
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The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Torath steps
through.
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With a wistful look on her face, Sulaeri touches the Moonhart Mother Tree.
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With a wistful look on his face, Selwin touches the Moonhart Mother Tree.
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Aslan, Seren Brave asks, "Can some one take me to a person that can teack me my
skills?"
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Selwin flashes Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart a joyous smile.
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart frowns at Selwin.
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Aslan, Seren Brave says, "Teach*."
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Raan gets some gold sovereigns from a leather backpack.
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Selwin Mes'ard, Totem Hunter says, "Miakoda can teach you."
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Taliana points accusingly at you.
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Selwin peers about himself unscrupulously.
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Throwing his hands in the air, Raan tosses his head back and laughs
sadistically.
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raan Selwinikins the Selwin
You tell Raan, "Selwinikins the Selwin."
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Selwin glares angrily at Raan.
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Taliana points accusingly at Selwin.
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Taliana points accusingly at Raan.

look
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The variety of trees that crowd around the Moonhart Mother Tree goes beyond
count, elms and alders, beech and cherry, hawthorn and hazel, evergreen and oak,
all dwarfed by the magnificence and majesty of the mother tree herself. The
grasses and shrubs that grow in the surrounding forest become scarce as they
approach the tree, replaced by tiny wildflowers of amethyst-purple and
marble-white. The veil to the ethereal plane is particularly thin, and the
laughter of pixies and other creatures of the fae tinkle down from the treetops
and tickle the ears of those below. The atmosphere itself, although benign and
welcoming, also vibrates with a palpable power, sending shivers up the skin.
Singing a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands
here. Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. A mature birch tree stands proudly here. There are 2
fierce timberwolfs here. There are 3 small screech owls here. A white and brown
speckled pony grazes nearby. There are 5 centaur hunters here. There are 4
striped badgers here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. A bay brown mule wanders here, nosing at the ground.
A red fox stands here, cautiously listening to the surroundings. A folded tent
lies here, ready to be erected. Raan is here. Aslan, Seren Brave is here.
Sulaeri, Winged Moonlight is here. Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion
is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Druid Torath,
of the Wilde is here, shrouded. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a
golden sickle in his right. Selwinikins Selwin Mes'ard, Totem Hunter is here,
shrouded.

Pet names suck