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by Viravain

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Unknown2005-12-03 22:46:17
You place some iridescent spores on the back of your hand and snort them up
your nose.

Tickling that area just behind your eyes, you suddenly let out a sneeze of
tremendous force that causes the world to momentarily spin with bright colours.

Under a huge cherry tree.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
stone-chip paths that make up much of this arboretum continue here, winding
through gorgeous beds of azalias and tulips. At the centre of the paths, a huge
cherry tree dominates the area. Its branches appear to be in constant blossom,
white flowers dancing across every branch. Surprisingly, the tree also seems to
be producing fruit, as hundreds of red globes dangle beneath its leaves. Birds
flock around the tree, singing excitedly and darting in to gather a quick meal.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A tame wakabi lounges here,
preening its feathers without a care in the world. Tiran is here, sprawled on
the floor. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Nature Tender Erika, of
the Vernal Moonlight is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a nature
talisman in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and east.

You blink.

(Market): Dysolis says, "Buying a shovel."

You blink.

(Market): Dysolis says, "Buying a shovel."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Under a huge cherry tree.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
stone-chip paths that make up much of this arboretum continue here, winding
through gorgeous beds of azalias and tulips. At the centre of the paths, a huge
cherry tree dominates the area. Its branches appear to be in constant blossom,
white flowers dancing across every branch. Surprisingly, the tree also seems to
be producing fruit, as hundreds of red globes dangle beneath its leaves. Birds
flock around the tree, singing excitedly and darting in to gather a quick meal.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A tame wakabi lounges here,
preening its feathers without a care in the world. Tiran is here, sprawled on
the floor. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Nature Tender Erika, of
the Vernal Moonlight is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a nature
talisman in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and east.

Entering Ellindel Arboretum.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Beyond a
metal archway stretches an expanse of white and grey stone chippings. The
individual pieces are barely half an inch across, but each bears the marks of a
chisel which must have carefully carved it into its current shape. The path
splits to east and west, making way for a huge sheet of glass that forms the
southern wall of a tall building.
You see exits leading east, south, and west.

Under a huge cherry tree.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
stone-chip paths that make up much of this arboretum continue here, winding
through gorgeous beds of azalias and tulips. At the centre of the paths, a huge
cherry tree dominates the area. Its branches appear to be in constant blossom,
white flowers dancing across every branch. Surprisingly, the tree also seems to
be producing fruit, as hundreds of red globes dangle beneath its leaves. Birds
flock around the tree, singing excitedly and darting in to gather a quick meal.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A tame wakabi lounges here,
preening its feathers without a care in the world. Tiran is here, sprawled on
the floor. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Nature Tender Erika, of
the Vernal Moonlight is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a nature
talisman in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and east.

Nature Tender Erika, of the Vernal Moonlight says, "You don't have to worry
about it .. I'm lesbian after all."

You take some iridescent spores from a mushroom circle.

You take some iridescent spores from a mushroom circle.

You take some iridescent spores from a mushroom circle.

You blink.

You say, "Oh dear..."

Tiran utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Sorry about..."

You cough softly.

Erika shrugs helplessly.

You chuckle long and heartily.

You pat Erika in a friendly manner.

Nature Tender Erika, of the Vernal Moonlight says, "No apology needed."

You say to Erika, "Have you met Munsia yet?"

Tiran says to you, "No worries. We're just talking."

You wink conspiratorially at Erika.

You wave and say "Goodbye!"



Now that's one thing I didn't want to walk in on.
Kaileigh2005-12-03 23:13:00
Sir Cooper, Disciple of the Aegis laughingly says, "Let see ya hunt with a
battleaxe."

You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a monstrous lobstrosity. You cut him with a
light wound.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
Simimi2005-12-03 23:18:30
You say, "I was told you believe in peace for the Basin, does this mean you hold
no ones views tantamount to your own?"
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Airees arrives following High Templar Deangelo, Knight of the Aegis.
A rift of sparkling energy suddenly opens up before you as Deangelo steps
through.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Airees nods his head emphatically.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Deangelo nods his head emphatically.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Marina flashes Deangelo a joyous smile.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Deangelo inclines his head politely to those around him.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Airees leaves, following High Templar Deangelo, Knight of the Aegis.
Deangelo leaves to the south.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries says, "Aye."
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-
say ah forgive my insolence, young masters, I did not notice your presence
You say, "Ah forgive my insolence, young masters, I did not notice your
presence."
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries says, "Though explain tantamount."
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w ex-
wai
You have emoted: Simimi raises her hands up to her chin in a prayer like
fashion, smiles softly, and inclines her head gently to you.
2162h, 272m, 1820e, 7p, 9710en, 9140w e-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

~!@#$%^&*(-=+I CANT+=-)*&^%$#@!~
*sob*
Gero2005-12-04 02:57:44

The Kamikaze Champion, Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin shouts, "Taint is taint
dear Ialie."
5662h, 1248m, 2816e, 10p elrxk-

Earl Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator echoes, "And traitors are traitors."
5667h, 1247m, 2816e, 10p elrxk-

Lady Kaileigh D'Azure shouts, "A traitor is a traitor."
5667h, 1297m, 2816e, 10p elrxk-

Diamante's voice reverberates, "I just feel like wasting endurance."
5667h, 1276m, 2816e, 10p elrxk
(Serenguard): Terenas says, "Go back to your cage!"
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Shamarah2005-12-04 03:10:10
You tell Lady Kaileigh D'Azure, "Favor someone!"
Kaileigh tells you, "Meanie."
You tell Lady Kaileigh D'Azure, "I love bothering you to do that."
Kaileigh tells you, "I can tell."
(Celest): Cooper says, "Thank you, Lady Kaileigh."
(Celest): Cooper says, "The Duke threaten you again, Kaileigh? hehe."
2005/12/04 03:07:07 - Kaileigh cityfavoured Cooper for: sharmarah is a bad man.

Past reasons for favoring:

2005/11/28 21:53:41 - Kaileigh cityfavoured Acrune for: shamarah said so.
2005/11/29 22:26:33 - Kaileigh cityfavoured Cooper for: something about a
battle.. i don't know shamarah made me.
2005/12/02 00:11:12 - Kaileigh cityfavoured Niyu for: shamarah has a staff at my
throat.

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Shiri2005-12-04 06:18:47
SFD
SDF
SK;JHFDA;JHDF
SDLHFA;OHR;OUHEW!!!!
*twitch*
Gero2005-12-04 06:59:51
You tell Selwin Mes'ard, Totem Hunter, "Want me to carry you?"
4370h, 2594m, 2816e, 10p elrxk-
You tell Selwin Mes'ard, Totem Hunter, ":P."
Selwin tells you, "Are you implying that I'm weak from sexual exertion?"
4370h, 2594m, 2816e, 10p elrxk-


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Gero2005-12-04 07:36:18
(Market): Richter says, "Anyone know where to find cheap wood?"

(Market ninja.gif ): Hajamin says, "Glomdoring has plenty of tree's, cut a few down."

Aiwendil2005-12-04 12:07:08
*Name changed to protect anonymity. Sorry for the crappy replacement.

(Blacktalon): You say, "Tidings, Blacktalon."
(Blacktalon): *Red (from the Aetherways) says, "Aiwendil!"
(Glomdoring): You say, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring."
(Blacktalon): You say, "Red!"
(Blacktalon): Ashteru says, "Greetings, Aiwendil."
(Blacktalon): Red (from the Aetherways) says, "Aiwendil!"
(Blacktalon): You say, "Red!"
(Glomdoring): Kell says, "Glory to the Glomdoring!"
(Glomdoring): Okin says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
(Blacktalon): Red (from the Aetherways) says, "Aiwendil!"
(Blacktalon): You say, "Red!"
(Blacktalon): Red (from the Aetherways) says, "Aiwendil!"
(Blacktalon): You say, "Red!"
(Blacktalon): Red (from the Aetherways) says, "I think I need help."
Unknown2005-12-05 00:56:30
You will now be known as Treeguard Folken Lacouronne, by order of Terenas just
spit up another furball.

<>: Terenas says, "Die."
Shiri2005-12-05 02:31:53
outdoor activities are fun
I especially like fishing

blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif The surprises keep on coming?
Shamarah2005-12-05 02:32:26
Diamante testing the effects of neurosis:

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "God I cant even move."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "I cant even look."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Reliably."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "If it was any other affliction I wouldnt mind."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "But taking 30 seconds to LOOK is crap."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Im getting afflictions now."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Anorexia."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "And I still cant move Effectively."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "And that took 11 commands to say."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Anorexia, ouch."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "What else?"
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Dude I dunno, taking me too long to diag, Im just waiting for leo to connect or something to kill me."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Uh oh."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Whats this affliction."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "What?"
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "I think Im insane."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Tim naked."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Theres ducks chasing me."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Aetherways) says, "You being serious?"
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "And theres bugs under under my skin."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Here, want me to summon you to Cancer?"
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Never!"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Wtf."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "How did I get on nil."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Dude this is lame."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Wtf."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Im on nil
again."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And I keep getting randomly burrowed."
Verithrax2005-12-05 03:40:58
Fresh from IRC:

(01:38:09) Selwin: EWWW
(01:38:12) Selwin: That's NASTY
(01:38:23) Grimlord: Rav's happy damnit
(01:38:25) Selwin: AS MUNSIA
(01:38:44) Mell: Selwin
(01:38:48) Grimlord is now known as Munsia
(01:38:52) ***Munsia kisses Selwin
(01:38:53) Selwin: ..Oops.
(01:38:55) Shiri: aah!
(01:38:58) Mell: ..no
(01:38:59) lyco: rofl
(01:38:59) ***Selwin dies.
(01:39:01) Munsia is now known as Grimlord

Tsuki2005-12-05 06:48:56
Trimmy has been slain by the might of Weee.


Weee (Male Furrikin).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 21st of Tzarin, 116 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Trimmy (Male Furrikin).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 21st of Tzarin, 118 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


silly kids tongue.gif



Edit:


Weee has been slain by the might of Trimmy.
Unknown2005-12-05 06:51:16
The guides love me.

Skein tells you, "Cymbeline just SAY YES right after she offers it. She forgets
again quickly so you need to be fast and not do anything in between."
2986h, 5119m, 3806e, 10p, 13830en, 20940w ex-<12:19:327>

Skein tells you, "A and that would be called a mis."
Shiri2005-12-05 09:33:45
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Oh my god! Tsuki! Stop chasing me through the
desert!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "It's okay, Tsu! Calm down! He won't die THERE!"
(Serenwilde): Tsuki (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Desert?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Or...that."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "And Nejii! He is following me too!

biggrin.gif That must've been fun for "Nejii" while I sat talking to Tiran in Serenwilde...poor Gregori. tongue.gif

EDIT: So do aetherwaves get translated into says at random? That's a cute effect. happy.gif

EDIT: Okay, apparently it's not that, but it would've been cute if it was!
Shorlen2005-12-05 09:55:15
You give elegant great robes to Aqua Initiate Talathas.

Aqua Initiate Talathas says, "...how do i put them on..."

You say, "You have to take off your clothes first..."

Talathas removes a crisp, white tunic.

You smile impishly and say to Talathas, "I recommend doing so in private."

Humming a happy tune, an elfen lady saunters in from the east.

You wink conspiratorially at an elfen lady.
An elfen lady peers at you unscrupulously.

With a skip, an elfen lady departs to the east.

Talathas slips into a crisp, white tunic.

Aqua Initiate Talathas says, "Right."



I love it when the denizens illustrate my points biggrin.gif
Tsuki2005-12-05 11:13:52
After Diamante came begging for 1K to buy a letter, then left ...

Diamante tells you, "Never mind, made 40k in my shop today XD."

You tell Diamante, "*laughs*."

You tell Diamante, "You left before I could give you 100 gold wink.gif"

You tell Diamante, "And 100 gold is only 2 pixies!"

Diamante tells you, "*has never done a pixie* -halo-."

You tell Diamante, "*gasp*."

Diamante tells you, "*is pretty sure he has no idea where the flame of glinshari
is*."

You tell Diamante, "Oi!"

Diamante tells you, "*plots to kidnap tsuki so no one ever finds this out*."

You tell Diamante, "Hmm. My daddy'll beat you up *sagenod*."

-t diamante of course, my warcry isn't very encouraging of that assumption

To whom do you wish to tell?

Your warcry is, 'You tell Gregori Mes'ard, "Stop dying! *flap*."!'
Tsuki2005-12-05 16:30:02
You grin mischievously at Hiriako.

You ask Hiriako, "Want to come see the shop?"

Your eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across your face.

You peer at Hiriako unscrupulously.

-ql

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A sedge
of galingale is firmly planted in the forest floor. A marjoram bush flourishes
here, spreading its delicate scent. Lovely coltsfoot carpets the forest floor.
Sprays of chervil cover the forest floor. A weathered tent stands here. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. A mature birch tree stands proudly here. There are 2
fierce timberwolfs here. There are 3 small screech owls here. A white and brown
speckled pony grazes nearby. There are 3 striped badgers here. Reaching up as
high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. Mushrooms
are growing here in a perfect circle. There are 5 centaur hunters here. A humble
donkey stands here, twitching its long ears. Hiriako, Serenwilde's Rock is here.
Squire Salohcin Talnara of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a platinum
shortsword in each hand. Terenas is here.
You see exits leading north and south.


You ask Terenas, "Sure he does, right?"

You order a pooka to kill Hiriako.
A pooka obeys your command.

You give a pooka a friendly cuddle.
A pooka laughs joyously.

Terenas says, "What?"

Terenas exclaims, "I deny it!"

You say, "He wants to see the shop."

With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Hiriako's
actions.

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Hiriako.
Hiriako begins to follow you.

You nod your head sagely.

-n

Hiriako leaves the coven circle, causing it to break.
Hiriako follows you north.
Terenas follows you north.
A shaded woodland.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A sedge
of galingale is firmly planted in the forest floor. Sprays of chervil cover the
forest floor. A marjoram bush flourishes here, spreading its delicate scent.
Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living
totem. A mature birch tree stands proudly here.
You see exits leading south and northwest.



-s

Hiriako follows you south.
Terenas follows you south.
Of Mists and Moonlight.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. You
see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for
sale.
You see exits leading north (open door) and in (closed door).

With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Hiriako's
actions.


The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Dastardly use of a pooka to have him follow."

You nod your head sagely.

Terenas looks skeptical and says, "Powers in the wrong hand."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You order a pooka to kill Terenas.
A pooka obeys your command.

With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Terenas's
actions.

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Terenas.
Terenas says, "Not that you'd ever misuse your powers, Tsuki."

You quickly duck down.

With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Terenas's
actions.

Terenas says, "Right!"

Terenas falls to his knees and begins to worship you.

You grin mischievously at Terenas.
Unknown2005-12-05 21:12:18

You recall that Shamarah told you:
"Did you have kids with Elcyrion or something."

You recall that Shamarah told you:
"You see the following people here: ElcyrionAesyra, Nyla, Deangelo, Shamarah."


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