Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Soll2005-12-05 22:13:16
Nor for me. sad.gif

QUOTE
Ashteru tells you, "You are highly neurotic."
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Churning sounds echo loudly past you, becoming louder in the distance.
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Ashteru tells you, "Bwhahah."
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Ashteru tells you, "((and I STILL bash bulls."
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Druid Soll, of the Hart
  Strength    : 13  Dexterity : 14  Constitution : 10
  Intelligence : 15  Size      :  9  Charisma    : 11
You are essentially naked, and utterly satiated.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in control.
You are neurotic.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like royalty.
You are an enemy of: Ladantine, Southgard (6 mo. reprieve), Nil, Hajamin,
Shallach.
You currently possess 0 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have played for a total of 79 days, 4 hours and 28 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 3 hours and 19 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts,
"Blah blah blah."
You are a founder of the Peulus family.
Your current mindset is pedantic.
Your motto: 'Seu.'
You will timeout after 30 minutes of inactivity.
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:14.234/ reply just neurotic here

You tell Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici, "Just neurotic here."
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:17.187/ reply wait til you're sociopathic

You tell Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici, "Wait til you're sociopathic."
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Ashteru has been slain by the might of a hulking three-horned bull.
You see the death occur at a curved and crooked alley.
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:35.515/ relpy hah

Please explain.
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:39.125/ tell ashteru *snicker*

You tell Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici, "*snicker*."
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:44.062/ tell ashteru real smooth

You tell Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici, "Real smooth."
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Ashteru tells you, "Offh."
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(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Anyone on eth?"
3020h, 4220m, 3260e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w ex---/22:04:57.687/ reply reeeal smooth

You tell Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici, "Reeeal smooth."
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The sun reaches the zenith of the firmament, pausing in his quest to allow the
land to bask in his shining golden rays.
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A small screech owl soars into the sky and flies around in a few circles.
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Ashteru tells you, "Go die. *murmur* And NOW, the damn spheres connect."
Stangmar2005-12-06 01:10:57
so, i checked out a book at our guild's bookshelf, but, it says i don't have it, so the book has disappeared. Ixchilgal and I are trying to get it to work:

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, ":censor:. We've got a bookshelf for five
minutes, and already Stangmar's broken it."
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gt i'm sorry!
(Geomancers): You say, "I'm sorry!"
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(Geomancers): Ukanthru says, "Haha."
Shorlen2005-12-06 01:45:46
From HELP POSES:

For example, if Narsrim were do to HOLDHANDS MURPHY all in the room would see,
"Narsrim and Murphy are here, holding hands." Murphy would not appear otherwise
in the room. Poses CAN target denizens as well, but they will still appear in
the room as they normally would.

wub.gif Viravain
Valarien2005-12-06 06:53:57
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 59.
You have reached the illustrious level of Illustrious.

Maybe it's been brought up before, but I think it's funny...

>.>
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Ekard2005-12-06 11:04:30
I love brave novices like this one!

After Daevos started to defile i told on ct that he is there and only Rhianon showed up. Later:

Aqua Initiate Rhianon says, "Shouldn't we wait here for that guy?"

You say, "He wont come back he did what he come for."

You smile impishly and say, "And that guy is Emperor of Magnagora."

"Eek!" Rhianon shouts in fright.

You pat Rhianon in a friendly manner.

Aqua Initiate Rhianon says, "And I was shooting hailstorms at him."

You nod your head emphatically.

Shiri2005-12-06 14:46:03
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Hmmm I wonder if bird seed attracts Rocs."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Unlikely."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "But really all you need to do is have me go try to
harvest there. They'll swoop right in to stop me."
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(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Come harvest!"
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(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "They usually show up in the early morning and late
afternoon. Sometimes only one, sometimes both."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "There are three, actually, I believe."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Four, I thought."
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(Serenwilde): Derian says, "I think three."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "It's my birthday, so I think I'm right."
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Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 3rd of Juliary, 134 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "And ... now it's not."

She jinxed me earlier too. Now she knows what it feels like. dry.gif
Tsuki2005-12-06 15:26:32
(Moondancers): You say, "Would you like to have your Seeking Rite anytime soon,
Shayla?"

(Moondancers): You say, "Your father's here, and he could attend if you wanted
him to."


Nejii tells you, "Who's her father, for the sake of my mental gossip archive?"



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Ashteru2005-12-06 15:27:46
Maliciously Malignant, Malicia, the Malevolent (Female Elfen Lady).
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Gwylifar2005-12-06 15:28:54
QUOTE(Jack @ Nov 12 2005, 08:40 PM)
Kahazul tells you, "(Gwylifar thinks he so freaking cool because he wrote a 40-page guide
on birthing in Imperian)"
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Kahazul tells you, "(Well censor.gif  him. I'm going to tell people how you can eat every
creature in the game, raw)"
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I never played Imperian.

Though I did have a character once that wrote a book about midwifery (it was actually 30 pages). Said character also wrote a book about hunting that talked about eating creatures raw. I can't decide what's funnier: lashing out about the fact that one of my characters wrote a book about midwifery somewhere else, getting the salient points about that all wrong, or choosing a "shocking" means that is entirely not shocking at all. biggrin.gif
Shiri2005-12-06 15:30:52
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Ok going to die on the spirit plane.. see you all
soon."
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(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "I think you can manage it."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "The death? Yes, he can manage the death quite
easily."
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Tsuki tells you, "Now c'mon ... you know you want to quote THAT little bit wink.gif"
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You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance, "Pff, no."
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Tsuki tells you, "That's actually amusing biggrin.gif."
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You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance, "That wasn't your
best."
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You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance, "*tickle* But I will
quote it with what you said afterwards, just so you look weird. *hum*."
Gregori2005-12-06 16:07:50
QUOTE(Shiri @ Dec 6 2005, 08:46 AM)
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Hmmm I wonder if bird seed attracts Rocs."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Unlikely."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "But really all you need to do is have me go try to
harvest there. They'll swoop right in to stop me."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Come harvest!"
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "They usually show up in the early morning and late
afternoon. Sometimes only one, sometimes both."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "There are three, actually, I believe."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): You say, "Four, I thought."
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(Serenwilde): Derian says, "I think three."
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(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "It's my birthday, so I think I'm right."
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 3rd of Juliary, 134 years after the Coming of Estarra.
3186h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "And ... now it's not."

She jinxed me earlier too. Now she knows what it feels like. dry.gif
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You missed the precursor part...

(Serenwilde): You say, "Tsuuuki."
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Yes, father?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "I need one more shark and it is eluding me.. could you come float around in the Sea and look edible for a little bit?"
...
...
...
(Serenwilde): You say, "I take it from the silence the High Priestess is researching a sutiable curse involving fleas, undergarments and myself..."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Suitable, rather."
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Researching?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Eep."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Well the idea had merit! I mean Iraen makes good shark bait!"
Torak2005-12-06 20:26:00
(Newbie): Leonias says, ""I pity the fool that didn't win the newbie quiz"." ----- MR T plays lust?
Soll2005-12-06 20:30:25
QUOTE
You are:
hearing whispers of madness.
afraid of the world.
infected with a parasite of the dreaming.
afraid of clothing.
afflicted by fear.
confused.
sprawled on the ground.
hallucinating.
impatient.
unnaturally stupid.
extremely generous.
paranoid.
agoraphobic.
claustrophobic.
a certified hypochondriac.
hypersomnic.


unsure.gif Nerf Astral!


(Joke!)
Bau2005-12-06 20:36:36
Druid Soll the Insane says, "Hhhallpp."
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll flips the bird.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll's face becomes slacks and he stares off into the distance.
Soll simpers casually at his arm pit.
Soll's face becomes slacks and he stares off into the distance.
Soll's face becomes slacks and he stares off into the distance.
Tears welling in his eyes, Soll looks around desperately for someone to cling to.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
You say, "Haven't got the faintest idea how to."
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Klia Praklin says, "Ow to?"
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll's face becomes slacks and he stares off into the distance.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll's face becomes slacks and he stares off into the distance.
Soll whines pitifully.
You see Druid Soll the Insane yell, "I like cheese!"
Soll folds his arms across his chest, searching the area for danger.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll scratches frantically his lip.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Klia's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll begins to pant in terror.
Soll trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
Klia Praklin says, "I wouldn't spend so muc' time on astral if I were you."
Ashteru2005-12-06 23:04:26
Bwahahah, Xavius is brilliant. Talking about our nests and their tasks.

(Blacktalon): Cairam (from the Aetherways) says, "We're the ones who win
villages and lug commodities around to help Glomdoring grow."
(Blacktalon): You say, "Psh, commodities is our job!"
(Blacktalon): Xavius says, "Nah, commodities is technically theirs. So is
influencing. We just happen to be *better* at it."
Ashteru2005-12-06 23:14:50
(Blacktalon): Kamahl says, "About what level do you need to be to be able to
handle zombies?"
(Blacktalon): Cairam (from the Aetherways) says, "I would say around level
sixty. It's the puppetmasters that are hard.."
(Blacktalon): You say, "I don't know, you should be on the ground for fighting
them. But circlewise, I'd say around the 30th."
(Blacktalon): Kamahl says, "Wow nevermind then."
(Blacktalon): Cairam (from the Aetherways) says, "The zombies summon
puppetmasters, and between the zombie and the puppetmaster... It's pretty
rough."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "....that sounded so wrong."
Cairam tells you, "You have such a dirty mind."
Cairam tells you, "Damn you for the mental image I just got."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "It's in my nature.
*sniffle*."
Cairam tells you, "And you better not quote me..."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "*think* *think* *is sooo
compelled*."
Cairam tells you, "-peer-."
Cairam tells you, "Ye'd better nay...t."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "*so hard...to
resist.....*."
Cairam tells you, "Thinking of rotting zombie porno and puppemasters, now... And
being sandwiched in between the two... I'm not sure which one I'd want to be
facing..."
Cairam tells you, "Probably the puppetmaster."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "....so quoteable too....."
Cairam tells you, "Damn, I'm right... That -would- be pretty rough."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "...........so quoted."
Cairam tells you, "Alright, but quote it in context, at least."
You tell Mor't'z'lia Oari K'ian Doim Cairam Xandul, "Always do. tongue.gif."
Unknown2005-12-07 04:49:25
Nymerya tells you, "You're now stuck in the kissing booth I'm organising for
this festival."

You tell Marquessa Nymerya d'Erlette, "Kissing booth. Ah... hum."

You tell Marquessa Nymerya d'Erlette, "I may not be the most severely mutated
Viscanti around, but I'm no loverboy."

Nymerya tells you, "*shrug* not like it matters."

Nymerya tells you, "It's just an amusement."

Nymerya tells you, "I've stuck Syara in there too. Need one more of each sex."

You tell Marquessa Nymerya d'Erlette, "Ah, very well, but I demand a portion of
the proceeds to pay for the therapy if Sir Daevos has too much ale and gets in
the wrong line."
Murphy2005-12-07 05:22:41
(The Dark Carnival): Daevos says, "*spank*."
Verithrax2005-12-07 05:37:36
(Serenwilde): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I know Gero's ugly and all that, but he deserves something!"
Murphy2005-12-07 05:47:42

(Market): You say, "You can get me stuffed and sit me on your mantlepiece."

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Galvadore tells you, "A stuffed murphy sounds hot, but I'm not that sort of fellow."