To your WEST you see:
Portico to the Soulless Library.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Waving in the astral winds, a sparkleberry bush drinks up the power laden
atmosphere here. Radiating an aura of immense wealth, a massive pile of golden sovereigns is heaped upon the ground.You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest (open door).


You point your staff at a robed obesefessor and it swells, rapidly discharging a
torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body, engulfing flesh and
spirit with deadly venoms.
A robed obesefessor turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood
gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain a robed obesefessor.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a robed obesefessor.

Insanity is so cruel...

Amendment to earlier post...

7 ) Diamante: "Did you know elryn is a guy."
8 ) Diamante: "I thought he was a girl :/."
9 ) Diamante: "About as long as I thought you were a girl :/."
10) Diamante: "Well, for you, until half way through your sensechalness."
11) Diamante: "Just realized elryn a motnh RL ago."
12) Diamante: "Its the names damn you."

I'm STILL getting this, a year later!?

EDIT:

17) Diamante: "At least I didnt hit on either of you :/."
18) Diamante: "No it didnt ."
19) Diamante: "So feminine though ."
20) Diamante: "Its the "e" sound, tsuki..."

Some choice snippets:

The Pixie Queen slithers around your brain.

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal tells you, "I could go for my grandmother."

A bone fetish tells you, "Fool! Have you seen my father."

A monk disciple in grey robes tells you, "I could go for your brother."

A shadowy garshade tells you, "I love the entire world."

Some gold sovereigns tells you, "I want to marry your my left elbow."

An emerald vial tells you, "Fool! I love a pearl vial."

A coral vial tells you, "Fool! I hate your brother."

A chunk of platinum ore tells you, "Have you seen my grandfather."

A flame-shaped sigil tells you, "Oh, Smelly! I hate a blank rune stone."

A glowing powerstone tells you, "My love! Would you marry my grandfather."

I love the Pixie Queen one. Someone mentioned on IRC that a Mhun Warrior said something to 'em. Hm, i wonder how much Achaea is still left here..

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "It is the opinion of the Library of Serenwilde that
the title of this book on history indicates that the book is written from the
eyes of the Ebonguard. When it is nothing more but what has already been
written. If this were a legal means of recording history and publishing what
has already been written one could easily choose another book for example. "The
Art of Sword Making" written and passed down by the Ebonguard guild. Perhaps it
would be different if they listed this as a translation and gave credit to an
original Author, but because there is no credit given this book is simply
plagiarism at its finest."
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "It is the opinion of the Library of Serenwilde that
the title of this book on history indicates that the book is written from the
eyes of the Ebonguard. When it is nothing more but what has already been
written. If this were a legal means of recording history and publishing what
has already been written one could easily choose another book for example. "The
Art of Sword Making" written and passed down by the Ebonguard guild. Perhaps it
would be different if they listed this as a translation and gave credit to an
original Author, but because there is no credit given this book is simply
plagiarism at its finest."
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "ERKK."
(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "..."
(Serenwilde): Abram says, "Eh..."
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Sorry..."
(Serenwilde): Abram says, "Ow, my ears."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Panteom, my wild guess is that the pick is meant for
mining."

*twiddle*

(Newbie): Leanna says, "What can I do with skein?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Amaru is such a little girl sometimes, heh."

Lady Tenqual, Maker of Bread (Old fishing dock)

(Glomdoring): Naruik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am a nut."

(Glomdoring): Naruik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh gods I'm tired."

(Glomdoring): Naruik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have a nut."

(Coven): Nejii says, "I'll link, yell you, you come up, and we meet at the
poo."
3998h, 5804m, 4772e, 10p, 27920w ex-

(Coven): Nejii says, "...pool...pool."

Wheee, never happened before.


The Inner Sea.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Crafted
of fluid mud which flows up from the ground into its muscular contours, an
enormous gorgog stands here with fists clenched.
You see exits leading north, southeast, southwest, and down.
7027h, 2508m, 4563e, 10p, 22955en, 24325w elrxk-
You wildly jab an imperial twilight-steel broadsword at an enormous gorgog. You
stab him with a light puncture.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
7027h, 2508m, 4563e, 10p, 22938en, 24325w erxk-
You wildly jab a broadsword with flame etchings at an enormous gorgog. You
plunge your broadsword into him, driving it deep.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The point of the blade thrusts through an enormous gorgog's body and emerges
from his back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face.
He finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain an enormous gorgog.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an enormous gorgog.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Man, cool
off, ic conversations shouldnt have an effect on your ooc life ."
3888h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Mis."
3888h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Damn astral
plane."
3888h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p, 14830en, 18340w exk-
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Brings in
all kinds of insanity."

Quick thinking, huh?

(Coven): Terenas (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I hate insanityyyy, la
la la."
(Coven): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Terenas has turned into
Kalodan!"
(Coven): Terenas (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Ah crap."
(Coven): Terenas (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Quick, someone kill
me!"
(Coven): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Be right there."
(Coven): You say, "Sure."
(Coven): You say, "Dia, take me tooo *hum*."
(Coven): Terenas (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I hate you people."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Something about the constant bitching at me that just makes the heart go soft "

(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "*bitches at Diamante*."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "*is stupid*."

Terenas leans over and twists the nipples of Munsia.
4200h, 2625m, 2850e, 10p elrxk-
Terenas's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
4200h, 2625m, 2850e, 10p elrxk-
Munsia leans over and twists the nipples of Letho.

I knew this day would come

(The Midnight Legion): Sayan says, "A monolith sigil prevents you from
teleporting."

(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Could be buried or in trees."

(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Or you're standing on one, Satan."

(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Sayan, rather."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Joli is like jello."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Eh?"

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Its cute, probably tastes good, but you
know that theres no way something that jiggles like that could be good for
you."

Even angels reject me.

You say to a divine deva, "Marry me!"

You take a divine deva by the hand, draw her into you, and whisper, "I love you,
a divine deva."
A divine deva gracefully nods at you.

A divine deva exclaims, "But Terenas, I cannot!"

You rub your eyes tiredly.

You say, "Okay, I'm really going insane now."

A divine deva slaps you on the cheek.

"Hmph!" A divine deva snorts.

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

Spreading her shimmering wings, a divine deva flies off to the north.

Kahazul tells you, "(I should make a female aquamancer and masquerade as a depressed
16-year-old goth chick)"
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
Kharvik arrives from the north.
The room darkens as a hideous archdemon appears.
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
Kharvik leaves to the east.
A hideous archdemon departs, trailing black mist.
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
You tell Viscount Kahazul Can'tah, Paragon of Sin, "(Yeah, that'd work.)"
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
You tell Viscount Kahazul Can'tah, Paragon of Sin, "(Creepy bastard.)"
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
Kahazul tells you, "(tell amaru ooc - omg i'm so sad. i think i mite be bi)"
2933h, 3583m, 3474e, 0p elrxk-
Kahazul tells you, "(Amaru tells you, "YEEESSSSS!")"

Kymir tells you, "(omg, wait, fantastic idea formulating)"

Kymir tells you, "(A dual sex aid and time-keeping device)"

You tell Penitent Kymir Can'tah, the Reinitiated, "(It's called a vibrating
cellphone, dick)"