Auseklis' beard speaks!

You tell Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars, "Report"
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars tells you, "The Pool of Stars is at
."

You tell Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, "How fares the Mother?"
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart tells you, "You are not a member of the
Commune!"

You tell Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith, "Report"
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith tells you, "No."



What's Glomdoring's?

You tell Brennan Stormcrow, "Goodness sake, man! Tell me how the MASTER
RAVENWOOD IS!"
Brennan Stormcrow tells you, "No."

(Magnagora): Aiakon says, "Hail Mhaldor."

(Market): Urazial says, "Trans tailoring sewing for Glomdoring and Magnagora. Greatrobes, proofing and more!"
(Market): Josun says, "Get some nice books to go with your new robes! Transcendant bookbinder for hire, Glomdoring and Magnagora only."
(Market): Richter says, "Get a place to read your books, 140k for a private room."
(Market): You say, "Get foods and drinks to consume with those books while lounging in your robes! Send tells."

Kymir tells you, "Your E penis: ----> Mine: --->."
2388h, 2248m, 3474e, 10p elrxkdb- < 01:42:35.880 >
Kymir tells you, ":(."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says to Lyco, "Gods you're such a
bastard---look what you're doing to this poor cloak!"

Lyco gives a feathery pink cloak the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Tears fill a feathery pink cloak's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Shayle strokes a feathery pink cloak tenderly.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Lyco just wear it."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "It will make it happy."

Carrie arrives from the west.

Lyco shakes his head.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "I dont want to."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Anything but the cloak."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Stop being difficult."

Carrie picks up a feathery pink cloak.

Shayle blinks.

You say, "You know, deep down, you like the attention that this special cloak
gi...oi!"

Carrie slips into a feathery pink cloak.

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

Shayle's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

A feathery pink cloak flaps its arms madly.

A feathery pink cloak screams, "LEMME GO LEMME GO UNCLEAN! I ONLY LOVE LYCO!"

Carrie leaves to the southeast.

...

A feathery pink cloak exclaims, "Wear me!!"

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin exclaims, "No!"

A feathery pink cloak exclaims, "I'll make you wear me!"

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Please dont."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says, "Then just be
agreeable."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "No."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Show the cloak some love."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "I dont want to wear that
thing."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says, "And the cloak
can show you some love."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Anything but the pink cloak."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says, "Think of it
like a tradeoff."

A feathery pink cloak wiggles his hips suggestively towards Lyco.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Tradeoff for what."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "It's a very pretty shade
of pink."

"Ewwwwwwww!" says Lyco to a feathery pink cloak.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "I dont like the cloak."

Carrie arrives from the southeast.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Lyco you are the most
stubborn man I've ever met."

Shayle picks up a feathery pink cloak.

Shayle gives a feathery pink cloak to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's
Assassin.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "I am not wearing the cloak."

A feathery pink cloak nuzzles Lyco tenderly.

Shayle looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Lyco gives a feathery pink cloak the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Shayle's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says to you, "So
cute."

You grin and nod.

"Awwwww!" you say.

Lyco cocks his head as though hearing a far off sound.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Please dont."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Ive learned my lesson!"

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Anything but the cloak."

A feathery pink cloak says, "Then...if you can never love me..."

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "No cloak, I will never love
you."

A feathery pink cloak says, "I shall SCATTER MYSELF TO OBLIVION! May your
children be as smelly as wakabi, and thrice as itchy, Lyco!"

You watch in amazement as a feathery pink cloak crumbles before your eyes.

Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Night's Assassin says, "Now to get far away... very,
very far."

I think that's even worth replacing the hamster quote sig.

A feathery pink cloak screams, "LEMME GO LEMME GO UNCLEAN! I ONLY LOVE LYCO!"

Narsrim tells you, "Just a little secret between you and me: Ellindel was really a man."

A simple oaken pipe tells you, "Do you want a dwarf sentry."



Insanity is funny.

On the topic of Etanru and Josun having babies...

(Mor'dydhis Oari Wyrden): Cairam says, "He's a Mugwump, dear. He lays eggs, and then Josun ...Um... Well, fertilizes the eggs with his own... stuff."

(Geomancers): Miriamele says, "There's something oddly ironic about buying gold
commodities."
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

(Geomancers): Miriamele says, "With gold."
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Would you rather buy it with sexual favours?"
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

(Geomancers): Miriamele says, "... Grrrrrrr."
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Because we've got some here..."
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Megalith of Doom.
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "We mean...err...ignore that."
3106h, 3289m, 2370e, 10p esSix-

I happened to notice this when I glanced at BIRTHDAYS.

Acolyte Dirke Gently, Apprentice of Nil (Male Master Viscanti).
He is 50 years old, having been born on the 5th of Kiani, 85 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
His motto: 'Everything is directly or indirectly related.'
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

The name/motto is funny if you've read the appropriate book by Douglas Adams. (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency)

Peeka snuffles softly at Drulda Werdottir.
Drulda Werdottir slaps Peeka on the cheek.

Peeka gives a horrified gasp.

Peeka looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Looking a bit like a toady, Peeka makes a great deal of fuss over Drulda
Werdottir.
Drulda Werdottir laughs nervously at Peeka, sweat beading on her forehead, but
finally shakes her head in negation.
.
.
.
Looking a bit like a toady, Peeka makes a great deal of fuss over Drulda
Werdottir.
Drulda Werdottir drops down on her knees, worshipping the very ground Peeka
walks on!

Druidess Peeka, The Inventive says, "Yeah, that's more like it!"

Peeka pets Drulda Werdottir ingratiatingly.
Drulda Werdottir gropes Peeka lewdly.


Influencing rocks!

Squire Leonias, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Commander indeed. Commander of slaying novices in order to compensate for the lack of confidence derived from his penis envy. Ixion the small, the ladies say."

Rath tells you, "Really, I don't understand why you just don't join Celest. As you can tell from Politcs, we and Serenwilde are beating you and Glomdoring..it's quite pathetic. Join us. I'm sure your tired of putting up with crap in your city anyways..you know those people aren't your friends, they only take you for granted."
You tell Squire Rath, of the Armies of Light, "Thanks, it is so rare that something amuses me so much that I actually laugh."
Rath tells you, "No lie, I know someone who has good deep in thier heart, and you certanly do. Don't lie..there's a light deep in your heart, and I know one day you'll accept it and see why we Celestians keep fighting. I know from history we've had many tribulations from Magnagora..there was a reason we didn't give up, and maybe one day you'll be curious enough to find out why."

I can't imagine Daevos in Celest.

(Celest) Daevos says, "Stangmar, Aiakon, Ravlok on water."

(Celest) Celestian1 says, "Crap!"

(Celest) Celestian2 says, "Oh no!"

(Celest) Celestian3 says, "Who are they?"

(Celest) Celestian4 says, "I NEED A LIFT NOW."

(Celest) Celestian2 says, "How do u get there?"

Daevos has been slain by the might of Squire Daevos Feyranti, of the Armies of Light.
You see the death occur at the Pool of Stars.

heh these are kind of humerous but not so great...meh

Ecclesiar Trakis Deladrier, Seeker of the Light says, "My father owns this
manse."
say where can we sit and chat without interruption?
You say, "Where can we sit and chat without interruption?"

Laxinova jumps on you and playfully wrestles with you on the ground.
eep
"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Comprehension flashes across Adee's face.
say rape..rape!
You say, "Rape..rape!"
squirm
You squirm uncomfortably.

Laxinova says, "Pssshhhh..."
tickle laxinova
You tickle Laxinova mercilessly!

Lady of the Light, Laxinova Aristata-Tregon, Earless says, "Rape my ass."


(Celest): Abrameis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm, I don't, am I
abnormal?"

Adee tells you, "I can take you to my manse if you want. Just lose her or I'm
going back to Seren immediately."
say ok
You say, "Ok."

---------------AND-------------------
You have emoted: Simimi falls down to one leg smoothly as her other leg slips
infront of her and smoothly swims around behind her, as her hands are planted on
the ground, her backend kicking up into the air, as she spins softly on a hand,
before returning to a squat.
2407h, 2218m, 2020e, 10p, 10935en, 10290w e-

Adee tells you, "Just tell her that we need to talk and that I don't want her
here."
2407h, 2218m, 2020e, 10p, 10935en, 10290w ex-
say this hall is just big enough to groove in
You say, "This hall is just big enough to groove in."
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look
A short hallway in the Paunchy Pilgrim.
Nothing too extraordinary here. This short hallway extends just far enough to
support one room on either side of it. Polished pine floorboards creak slightly
with the smallest amounts of pressure. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped
sigil. Ecclesiar Trakis Deladrier, Seeker of the Light is here. He wields a
celestial aegis shield in his left hand. Adee Drakonis is here. She wields a
glittering seraphic tower shield in her right hand.
You see exits leading north (closed door) and east.
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say to trakis perfecto my little friend
You say to Trakis, "Perfecto my little friend."
"Nice!", Laxinova says to you with an enthusiastic thumbs up.


Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

Level : 66 (66%)