Lirathea Carthan says, "Stop hugging the bloody tree."
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Lirathea Carthan says, "You were warned."
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You tell Warrant Officer Lokinov Xandul, Ur'Drillmaster, "And my wife goes off
on him, ahahaha."
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Lirathea Carthan says, "I was stopping, but you died."
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The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
5119h, 2642m, 4171e, 10p ex-say yeah, unfortunate side effect of having the shite beaten out of someone

You say, "Yeah, unfortunate side effect of having the shite beaten out of
someone."

(Serenwilde): Mirk says, "Er, happy birthday Shorlen."
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Eep!"
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "It's not my birthday!"
(Serenwilde): Mirk says, "Oops."
(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "*snicker*."
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "-giggles-."
(Serenwilde): Mirk says, "Sorry, missed an l."
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "Happy unbirthday Shorlen!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Um..."
(Serenwilde): Mirk says, "Must pay more attention..."
(Serenwilde): Sel says, "I Very Merry Unbirthday.. to you!"
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "I am NOT a Nihilist novice -mumble-."
(Serenwilde): Xanth says, "Yea, his birthday is the 14th of Dvarsh."
(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "I'm rolling on the ground laughing."
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "You're not?"
(Serenwilde): Diamondais (from the Aetherways) says, "Welcome to 42 old friend
*chuckle*."
(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Nice touch Sel."

Insanity is so fun.

A platinum pixie ring tells you, "A beryl vial murdered the Elder Gods."
Wow.. that's one tough vial.

A cavalier of the Light tells you, "Have you seen my grandfather."
I might be your grandfather; in my youth I had certain illegitamate children.


Daevos tells you, "You idiot! You should destroy the hair of a Holy Supernal."
Why yes, yes I should.

A diamond vial tells you, "A cruel wooden shortsword loves the cries of the
unforgiven."
Hmm, okay?

Commodities Warehouse.
Set in the heart of the shadowy Old Quarter, this ancient building would appear
to have been built in the wrong place altogether, some distance from the other
amenities on Atropos Way. Perched uncomfortably behind their counters, a handful of City functionaries dutifully record the fluctuating prices of the varying commodities that enter and leave the store. Behind them, literally hundreds of boxes and packages are swallowed up by the enormous scale of the interior of this veritable goldmine. A painting of a jeweler's workbench is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Kalas Ixion, Fervor's Nihility is here, shrouded. He wields a blackened platinum rapier in each hand.You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading northeast (open door).

I'm here.. breaking news that I needed to know!

I wonder if anyone besides me has thought of randomly telling people these messages yet.

What Raezon starts when he returns to the city aether

(Magnagora): Raezon says, "See, so apparently Shaylen and Niyu were doing
something."

(Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nono."

Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not like that,
M'Lord."
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(Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Atleast not with
him......"
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(Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Erm."
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(Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lord Raezon you
bring out the evil part of me."
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Magnagora): Shaylen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm not a complete
idiot you know, some parts ARE missing."


poor shaylen

This all started because she told me I would die because im a krokani, and that my whole race should die
You say to Surtami, an asalran warrior-woman, "Your a whore"
AFK
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman says, "Call me a whore will you."
bunch of hitting
I come back to me with low health going WTF am I getting attacked?
I realised it was her after a couple of seconds and was like

You wildly swing a master blacksmith's hammer at Surtami, an aslaran
warrior-woman. You pound her in the gut, but it barely fazes her.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
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You wildly swing a master blacksmith's hammer at Surtami, an aslaran
warrior-woman. You pound her in the gut, but it barely fazes her.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
The blow continues into Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman's body, causing a
sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her
features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman.

Lex says to you, "She took offense to that whore comment, it seems."
You say, "Yeah."





You say, "Shes still a whore."

Message #904 Sent by: Aesyra
12/14 09:30 "Yeah sure, marry me ."

Sister, oh em gee!? No, I will not do such a thing!

Good ol' Kalas family fun to prevent boredom.

Preface- Gems are off.

Round I
======
You exclaim, "BOO!"
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You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
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A T-shaped intersection. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The stars twinkle in the clear
night sky. Abruptly, the road nearly disintegrates at what was once an
intersection. Grass, weeds and hardy gorse push up through a pile of what appear to be blue ceramic tiles in the centre, and the buzzing drone of insects hovers in the stationary air, an unspoken threat that creates a tense, edgy atmosphere.A merian bravo stands here, looking at you with suspicion evident in his eyes. Amerian maiden stands here, surveying the area and watching for any wayward children. Kalas Aesyra is here, shrouded. She wields a glowing powerstone in herleft hand and a coral staff in her right. Wilde Warden, Letho Vryce, Sword of Albion is here, shrouded. He wields a blackened steel katana in his left hand.You see exits leading north, south, and west.
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'Boo!' Aesyra screams happily at Letho.
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Letho flaps his arms madly.
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A merian maiden wanders off to the north, in search of an errant child.
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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Letho raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
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Your trained eyes scan the surrounding area.
You make out the figure of Aesyra.
You make out the figure of Letho.
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Aesyra coughs softly.
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Aesyra snickers softly to herself.
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Aesyra flashes Letho a joyous smile.
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You say, "Ok we need another victim."
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You wave goodbye.

Round II
=======
You say, "Ready."

Muddy passage.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Crafted of fluid mud which
flows up from the ground into its muscular contours, an enormous gorgog stands here with fists clenched.
You see exits leading southeast and west.

Before a mud pit.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. An enormous gorgog is here,
sleeping soundly. There are 2 enormous gorgogs here. Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit
Maiden is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. She wields a golden sickle in
her left hand.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

You exclaim, "BOO!"

Aesyra nods her head emphatically.

You exclaim, "BOO!"
Kalas Aesyra exclaims, "BOO!"

Before a mud pit.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Hot, humid steam fills the
caves here, fogging vision somewhat and making it difficult to discern the
particulars of the passage through its warm, almost intoxicating haze. The mud
lining the cave's walls here is a prelude to the large mud pit to the south,
which is circular in shape and quite wide, though its depth cannot be discerned
due to the opacity of the mud within. A bubble occasionally rises up from the
pit's depths to reach the surface and pop, spraying mud everywhere. An enormous gorgog is here, sleeping soundly. There are 2 enormous gorgogs here. Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. She wields agolden sickle in her left hand. Kalas Aesyra is here, shrouded. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and a coral staff in her right.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

Kalas Aesyra exclaims, "BOO!"

You cackle hellishly.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

"Eep!", Sivriel screams in fright.

Aesyra snickers softly to herself.

Sivriel hops about madly.

Before the Portal of Fate.
A spacious cave has been carved into the hard granite of Avechna's Peak. The
walls are smooth and cool, adorned from floor to ceiling with tightly spaced
sigils and symbols. These hieroglyphs glow of their own accord, twisting and
squirming, casting undulating fronds of gold and purple light flickering over
the walls and ceiling. A strange sense of expectancy radiates throughout the
chamber, as though the air is pregnant with momentous events and possibilities.
Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you.
You see a single exit leading out.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around the Portal of Fate flares, absorbing all damage.

You tell Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Maker of Mountains, "OOC someone should make him use periods.."

Ixchilgal tells you, "OOC: First, I'll settle for using his brain."

Ixchilgal tells you, "OOC: .....for a soccer ball."

I swear one day Diamante I will no longer be your meatshield..

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "I feel like a faeling."

(The Midnight Legion): Shiro (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nymerya is uggly."

LOL smooth Mr Shiro.

You thrust your hand out to Bebe, a white tae'dae cub and beg shamelessly.
Bebe, a white tae'dae cub sighs dramatically and searches her pockets, looking
for something to give you.
She gives a small pile of sovereigns to you.

(Celest): Arix says, "Fear my random nudity!"

(Celest): Shyshaeia says, "Oh please."

(Celest): You say, "It's not random if you announce it."

(Celest): Leonias says, "Fear naked Arix. Check."

A small star set far off in the eastern sky nearly kissing the horizon glows
softly.

Another small star glows brightly in response, its radiance in the western sky
glowing softly as it too nearly meets the horizon.

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "It's okay, no one worry about the stars, they're
just your imagination."

You shout, "I sure hope this doesn't mimic the hamster debacle."


All memories of any hamsters and the havoc they caused fade from your mind. You
do not remember anything about the hamsters anymore.

Ays Avyrl Lyreth, Invid Vryce, Druid of the Hart shouts, "What's this about
hamsters? Did anyone write it down?"

You shout, "I seem to have a journal entry about it... Oh, interesting. I wonder
why I forgot it. I hope Raezon doesn't try anything like it again."

Elder of Baalphegar, Malvary, Voice of the Prophet shouts, "I'm going to assume
that any further loss of memory is due to stupidity, and not another one of Lord
Raezon's acts..."

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "I think
Raezon is upset that I let His personal hamster collection get loose again."
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Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "Just don't let as many out as He did that one
time, I think we'd all be upset."

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Hajamin, I told You about blaming the so-called
collection on Me to circumvent Estarra getting upset about that last batch."

You shout, "So... are we going to see you two duke it out across the Basin or
not?"

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Sure, right about the same time you realize that
Us "duking" it out would involve the entire land being blasted into small pieces
too tiny for you to maintain any hope of standing on."

From my point of view...

There was some discussion by this one girl, about how much Raezon loved his followers:

(Order): Raezon says, "So why are you in the Order if you don't like Me?"
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(Order): Person 1 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Now, now, did I say that?"
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot I think you're a strapping young buck

(Order): You say, "I think you're a strapping young buck."
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(Order): Person 1 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I like You quite well,
Father. I simply don't know how to be nice, I'm afraid."
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(Order): Raezon says, "If you're not sure of how much I care, the correlation
has to be made."
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(Order): Person 1 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, I've never spoken to
You before, Father, and I've heard some Divine don't care much what Their
followers have to say. Perhaps when we've spoken more in future, I'll know how
much You care about Your shrines and the efforts Your mortals go to for You."
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(Order): Raezon says, "I care... let Me figure out a way to express this."
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(Order): Person 2 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh this should be good."
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot blue lightning perhaps?

(Order): You say, "Blue lightning perhaps?"
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-portal exit glomdoring

You portal to the Portals of Glomdoring.
Serrin follows you ether.
The Portals of Glomdoring.
You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the
aetherplex system.
You see a single exit leading out.
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A small star set far off in the eastern sky nearly kissing the horizon glows
softly.
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(Order): Raezon says, "From there."
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Another small star glows brightly in response, its radiance in the western sky
glowing softly as it too nearly meets the horizon.
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(Order): Raezon says, "To there."
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(Order): Person 2 says, "Awwww."
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot aww

(Order): You say, "Aww."
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(Order): Person 1 says, "Aww, that's quite lovely."
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot that's just freaking cool

(Order): You say, "That's just freaking cool."
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(Order): Person 2 says, "We care for you too, Father."
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The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "It's okay, no one worry about the stars, they're
just your imagination."


Not too long after, Raezon said he was going to do a light show, but then Someone started a hamsterhunt:


(Order): Person 1 says, "*laugh* I would have guessed that was Viravain, actually.
She seems to be rather obsessive over them at times."
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot that was my first guess as well

(Order): You say, "That was my first guess as well."
4460h, 3776m, 4171e, 10p ex-ot haj is a nut

(Order): You say, "Haj is a nut."
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(Order): Raezon says, "Hmm."
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(Order): Raezon says, "You're right, My left one."

(Serenwilde): Taliana says, "Where the devil are you."
You hear a rustling and turn to see Brihed emerging from the undergrowth.
(Serenwilde): You say, "Commune."
(Serenwilde): You say, "One."
Outer circle.
Silvery moonlight sparkles in the air. Superimposed over this location, an
ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The stars twinkle in the clear night
sky. The roadway continues in its circular path, heading northeast and
southwest. This area of the commune appears to be largely residential, houses
and huts adjoining the path in a wide variety of styles. The tree-tops sway in
the wind, some stretching another forty feet or more above the buildings,
others on a level with the path. To the east, a thin wooden slat looms over the
drop below to allow access onto the topmost branches of a large oak. An elfen
forester stands here, tending to the surrounding trees. Pausing to rest, a
mugwump pilgrim looks off into the distance. A faeling flits about happily
here. Sorcerer of Moonlit Verdure, Xiphoid Caelicus is here, shrouded. He
wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little
Hellion is here. She wields a glowing powerstone in her right hand. Brihed, of
Vernal Moonlight is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southwest, and northwest (open door).
You say, "I'm right here, Tali."
You say, "Get thirdeye."
Taliana rolls on the floor, laughing.
Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion says, "Too lazy."