Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Good old gag reflex."

You grin and nod.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker looks skeptical and says to Anisu, "Bet you dont have those."

(Market): You say, "Seeking an Artisan with a nice rack."
Sivriel gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Sivriel tickles you mercilessly!

(Serenwilde): Derian (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh nice."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Laxinova tells you, "Such the sleaze."

(Order): Lisaera says, "You're terrible, Gregori."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Congrats. Is that arena underwater?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "No."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "*cuff Dia*."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Silly, that'd be insane."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "That's what Amaru told me!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "That it'd be a..bubble, underwater."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Are you even listening to the words you're
saying?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "A /bubble/."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Well, is it a bubble?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "And what do bubbles have in them?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "AIR!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Ie."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Die*."

NOt sure what this was about, but pretty amusing for random novices.



Didnt stop there either...

Doh! After trying to complete it for days, I finally get it done and I forget to turn off yesod.

You tell Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw, "I'm bored."

Kahazul tells you, "Hrrm."

You tell Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw, "Entertain."

Kahazul tells you, "One day long ago, D'varsha was walking along."

Kahazul tells you, "Suddenly, he came upon a wee little Soulless named
Vxaraxaraxxerx. Vxaraxaraxxerx wasn't too big or too strong, and spent His days
devouring the lesser of Dynara's creations... mosquitos, blades of grass, bits
of floating pollen. If He was feeling particularly mighty he would devour a
shrimp."

You tell Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw, "Oi, he was a mighty one
indeed."

Kahazul tells you, "None of the other Soulless ever bothered Vxaraxaraxxerx.
They were too busy doing big-soulless things like consuming planes, rending
through legions of Elder Gods, et all."

Kahazul tells you, "D'varsha took pity on Vxaraxaraxxerx, and broke off a
little crystal from His staff. He bestowed this crystal to Vxaraxaraxxerx."

Kahazul tells you, "Vxaraxaraxxerx gulped it down and went on His way, his
snakelike black form now glowing with a radiant blue light."

Kahazul tells you, "Years later, Kethuru was preparing to personally lead an
offensive against the armies of the Vernal Gods."

Kahazul tells you, "All of his most mighty allies were gathered; Illith,
Crazen, Great Muud, and many more."

Kahazul tells you, "However, they had encountered a problem. A lesser Vernal
Goddess named Valette, the Mistress of Smoke, had recently been raised from the
Obsidian Gate, a Mugwumpi nexus of power. Valette had used her powers to
consume the entire battlefield in a smoke so thick that even the Soulless could
not dispell it easily."

Kahazul tells you, "As Kethuru and his allies attempted to conjure up a plot to
traverse the smoke, Vxaraxaraxxerx floated by, chasing a delicious butterfly."

Kahazul tells you, "Kethuru called Vxaraxaraxxerx to him, and upon close
examination He realized that the glow surrounding the creature was powered by
Vernal magic."

Kahazul tells you, ""Vxaraxaraxxerx," Kethuru boomed, "Only your magic can
pierce this veil. Tonight, you shall lead my armies." Vxaraxaraxxerx was
infused with power that magnified his glow and he was positioned at the head of
the Soulless vanguard."

Kahazul tells you, "His magic did indeed pierce the smoke, and the Soulless
caught the Vernal forces completely by suprise. It was no battle that took
place, but a slaughter. Nearly one-hundred Vernal Gods and tens of thousands of
mortal fighters perished in the crazed melee."

Kahazul tells you, "The butchery that took place that night nearly cost
D'varsha and his council the entire war. Vxaraxaraxxerx became a hero to the
Soulless, who never ignored him again... indeed, he was the most famous of all
of them during that era."

Kahazul tells you, "Eventually he was slain and his essence scattered, but some
still swear that in the darkest places on the darkest nights, where the tiniest
of creatures dwell, one can discern that mystical blue glow..."

Kahazul tells you, "The end."

You tell Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw, "Aw, I want it for a
pet."

You give a bloody ear to a cavalier of the Light.
A cavalier of the Light exclaims, "Why are you giving this to me? Don't you know
a bloody ear is an instrument of the conspiracy!"
A cavalier of the Light throws a bloody ear on the ground.

(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Aetherways) says, "Just because I maim and
slaughter, doesn't mean I can't show a lady affection."

...

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "I noticed your fiance's a Celestine now."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Jamra says, "Holy ****."

Elryn: i don't know, it just appeared in my inventory
Shiri: Heh
Elryn: i thought, what can i do with this?
Elryn: and the answer was clear
Elryn: THROW IT AT NEJII!

A large darksteel round shield comes speeding in from the east and strikes you.

So I'm working on a ritual for the wedding ...


Tsuki: and we could just do emotes for fire and water
Shorlen: Or get a dreamweaver to do something
Shorlen: With illusions
Tsuki: hmm
Shorlen: I could set you on fire with an ignite enchantment
Tsuki: *grins*
Shorlen: And then cleanse you, so you'd be on fire and wet
Tsuki: nature rain would work there
Tsuki: if I didn't die first
Shorlen: Hee
Tsuki: and that's a bit one-sided too
Shorlen: Setting you on fire?
Tsuki: yeah
Tsuki: if I don't set you on fire too
Shorlen: You could set me on fire too
Shorlen: We'd be
Shorlen: Ack, food
Tsuki: *grins*
Tsuki: or ... you could just emote about lighting a candle, and we could avoid the flaming and burning of ourselves

(The Hexen): Narsrim says, "You know, the astrology part took longer than the
rest of the envoy report total."

Causing migraines is fun!

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's not
a biscuit, that's a fluffy roll."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Buttermilk
biscuit>>>>all bread types when going with chicken."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Yeah you tell 'em Kaervas."
(Bellator Societas): Gregori (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did we just
(Bellator Societas): You say, "They won't listen to me."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mmm, food."
(Food): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha I'm watching the
food channel."
(Food): You say, "Heh."
(Food): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Food): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Who changed this.."
(Food): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nice."
(Food): You say, "Moggy?"
(Food): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Daevos did it."
(Food): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I like Long John
Silvers."
(Food): You say, "Ah."
(Food): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm yeah thats good."
(Food): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Pizza."
(Food): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I wonder if I can
change."
(Food): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Fish and chips!"
(Food): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I really like Jack in the
BOx."
(Food): Gregori (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You guys scare me
sometimes."
(Food): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Pizza rules the world."
(Food): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Jack in the box in good
man."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Fish and chips are nice I guess."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You can get
burgers at like any time."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I love
pizza."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Any time!!"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "But I prefer fries to chips, meh."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Its like 9am."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Oh I used to live in Italy."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Fish and
chips has weird souce."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I get a big
ass burger."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Stop for a
second."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "You just don't get real pizza here."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But PIZZA
rocks."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did anyone
else see that."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "See what?"
(Bellator Societas): Ravlok (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ya."
(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What?"
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "See what?"
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The channel
name got changed."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "To food, yes."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes."
(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We know
haha."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Man, Daevos
is slow :/."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Come onnnn."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone is
watching obviously."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Keep up dude."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bah."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It was
terenas..."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "What, that wasn't you?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Or Moggy..."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have to
quote that."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "2005/12/18
01:14:22 - Kaervas has changed the name for Bellator Societas to Food."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahh."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Haha."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh."
(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Daevos is so
paranoid."
(Bellator Societas): Ravlok (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Poa daevos."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bah, I
forgot you could do that."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And slow."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "God damn it
Daevos you made me laugh out loud."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "That's awesome."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bastards."




(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'm editting prompt."
(Food Two): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh ok."
(Food Two): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Food Two): Terenas says, "Hurry up slowpoke."
(Food Two): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah really."
(Food Two): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm what else is
good..."
(Food Two): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok Daevos the clan
name was changed."
(Food Two): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is it?"
(Food Two): Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Food Two): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Damn."
(Food Two): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh I think a
divine is watching us."
(Food Two): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They must have
changed the name of my clan."
(Food Two): Terenas says, "Dun dun dun."

(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nejii will
die though."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Annoying,
but revenge will be mine."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Some time,
some place, each of you will slip up."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And I'll be
there."

Lord Saint Amaru La'Saet, Prelate of Elohora says, "Target Ixion."
9995h, 2506m, 5035e, 10p exk-
You say, "Sure."

This was them trying to gank the Gaud node deaths and kill with beckon, harr harr that kid is so clever.

High Templar Deangelo Valentine, Knight of the Aegis says, "And im to sexy for
the Serenguard."

High Templar Deangelo Valentine, Knight of the Aegis says, "You guys couldnt
handle me."
5136h, 1741m, 3353e, 10p exk-

High Templar Deangelo Valentine, Knight of the Aegis says, "I glow."

Now I feel cool. And no, I didn't log back into Kahazul after hearing that; I'm a good little alt.

*puts on asbestos full plate*
*begs the gods for forgiveness*

(Magnagora): You say, "Excuse this."

You point your staff at Ozma and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body, engulfing flesh and spirit with
deadly venoms.
Ozma turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood gushes out of
his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain Ozma.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Ozma drops the corpse of a black and white seagull.
Ozma drops the corpse of a black and white seagull.
Ozma drops the corpse of a black and white seagull.
Ozma drops the corpse of a black and white seagull.
Ozma drops the corpse of a black and white seagull.
Ozma drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Ozma.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You say, "Go to the in."

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. The twisted remains of
Ozma lie here. There are 5 corpses of a black and white seagull here. There is
a small pile of golden sovereigns here. Pupil Oisin is here.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.

The air grows moist as occasional drops of rain fall from the sky.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Geb tells you, "Good for you."

Ozma arrives from the in.

You tell Geb Kamau, "That was for reincarnation!"

Geb tells you, "Bah."


I my daddy.. even if he will kill me if he ever sees me in game.

Dunno why I found that amusing.

(Market): Hajamin says, "Selling Deepnight, 1gp."


After some time, and much market spam...


(Market): Adee says, "Oh yeah. For offers on Deepnight, please read HELP BIGCREDITS."

(Market): Hajamin says, "Selling Deepnight, 1gp."

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Serious buying and selling only.""

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "HELP METAMONITORS.""

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "HELP IHAVESHRUBBYSTICK.""


Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "HELP WORSETHINGSCANHAPPENINLIFE.""

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "HELP ICANTURNYOUINTOAPRETTYPINKBUNNY.""

"Eep!", Ixion screams in fright.

You say, "Ur'Bunny Ixion."

Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.

....

Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.
5699h, 6202m, 4884e, 10p exk-
Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.
5699h, 6202m, 4884e, 10p exk-
Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "IM A MGGOT."
5699h, 6202m, 4884e, 10p exk-
(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Ixion the maggot."
5699h, 6202m, 4884e, 10p exk-
You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.
You stare deep into Ixion's soul and discern that:
Ixion's health stands at 2737/2737.
Ixion's mana stands at 575/575.
Ixion's ego stands at 1353/1353.
Ixion's power stands at 10/10.
5699h, 6102m, 4884e, 10p exk-
Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.
5699h, 6102m, 4884e, 10p exk-whine
You whine pitifully.

Then we both die...but it was fun!