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Ashteru2005-12-19 07:57:44
Darkwing Ashteru d'Illici (Male Shadowcaster Faeling).

3817h, 6551m, 4512e, 10p exk---



Coolest Faeling alive. kiss.gif
Joli2005-12-19 08:15:34
QUOTE(Athana @ Dec 19 2005, 02:51 AM)
Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "HELP ICANTURNYOUINTOAPRETTYPINKBUNNY.""
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Unknown2005-12-19 18:00:10
Eromhlak (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Okay, now I'm
officially confused with Yuniko, Yukari and Yurika!!"

Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I just call them
all Yuniko."

Eromhlak (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I guess Hey Yu!
should work!"
Joli2005-12-20 00:54:40
ad 139
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Poster: Gero
Price: -

Brief:
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED

Description:
Forger for hire

Post Date:
2005/12/18 09:16

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Diamondais2005-12-20 01:23:18
Nice engagement; (Couldnt get themin order because I had a ton of other congrats spam, and well, someone asking me how long Id been single before this)

Diamante tells you, "Sure he didnt mean me right? -inno-."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Diamante youre cruel!"
Diamante, the Dawn Breaker's voice reverberates, "At least he didnt propose to me."
You shout, "Shush, because of that I name you -my- meatshield."
Gregori Mes'ard's voice reverberates, "You would have said yes and you know it,
Diamante!"


Vix2005-12-20 03:26:39
(Newbie): Toxemia says, "I am an evil person......VERY EVIL........what guild
should i join?"
(Newbie): Giglub says, "Celest."
Vix2005-12-20 03:56:51
(Serenwilde): You say, "I wish I had a man to give me money."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Me too."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I thought you were more into women, Gregori?"
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "I am! but money is money."
(Serenwilde): Kante says, "Gregori's a bisexual."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "I will accept a man giving me money."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Gregori is not."
(Serenwilde): Kante says, "Gregori isn't?"
(Serenwilde): Braheyder says, "So you want a sugar daddy?"
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "No, I just want money."
(Serenwilde): Edana says, "Well, this is nice to walk into *giggles*."
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Man give me money, woman give me money, squirrel give me money.. I am happy with whomever gives me money."
Malicia2005-12-20 05:00:09
QUOTE
Sir Rafael Lenu, Ardent says, "Gero."

Sir Rafael Lenu, Ardent says, "Why have you given up the Light?"

Rafael tells you, "Watch me recruit him right now."

Serenguard Gero says, "Because im a ninja."

Rafael tells you, "Oh nevermind ,he's a loser."

Rafael tells you, "His response right there, I don't want him back."



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Athana2005-12-20 05:04:13
Hee, that's pretty funny ohyeah.gif
Marcalo2005-12-20 05:32:15
thats some quality family entertainment right there.
Terenas2005-12-20 06:26:17
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Rafael's back?
Richter2005-12-20 06:43:39
Lirathea gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
7328h, 1584m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea swings a sinuous jade rapier at you, but her swing hits your powerful aura
STUPID-TOSSER-HIT-YOUR-AURA
and rebounds back into herself. Lirathea strikes her own left arm, barely cutting
through the skin.
7328h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea swings a sinuous jade rapier at you, but her swing hits your powerful aura
STUPID-TOSSER-HIT-YOUR-AURA
and rebounds back into herself. Lirathea strikes her own right arm, barely cutting
through the skin.
7328h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Elwynn has been slain by the might of an enormous gorgog.
7328h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea sniffles softly.
7328h, 1562m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea takes a drink from a jade vial.
7328h, 1630m, 4200e, 10p ex-say go you

You say, "Go you."
7328h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Penelope gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
7328h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea razes your aura of rebounding with a sinuous jade rapier.
smoke 71393
7328h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
7328h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea swings a sinuous jade rapier at you. The cut to your right leg leaves only a
nick on your thigh.
7204h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea swings a sinuous jade rapier at you. The cut to your right leg leaves only a
nick on your thigh.
7106h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Serrin chuckles long and heartily.
7106h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Satori rolls on the floor, laughing.
7106h, 1581m, 4200e, 10p ex- Target: lirathea

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
smoke 71393
YOUR-AURA-UP
7106h, 1630m, 4200e, 10p ex-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
7106h, 1630m, 4200e, 10p ex-
You bleed 17 health.
7089h, 1608m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Lirathea Carthan says, "Bite me."
7089h, 1608m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Penelope shakes her head.
7089h, 1608m, 4200e, 10p ex-smoke 71393

You take a long drag off your pipe.
7089h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-discern lirathea

You bleed 3 health.
7086h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-
You stare deep into Lirathea's soul and discern that:
Lirathea's health stands at 2555/2579.
Lirathea's mana stands at 2420/2420.
Lirathea's ego stands at 2380/2420.
Lirathea's power stands at 10/10.
7086h, 1336m, 4200e, 10p ex-pulp lirathea head

Hefting both weapons above your head, you begin swinging them in circles and bellow
out incomprehensibly.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
smoke 71393
YOUR-AURA-DOWN
Focusing on her head, you strike at Lirathea with Tetra, the elemental scourge. You
pulp her for only a glancing blow to the side of her head.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Lirathea with Urlach's Fury. You pulp her in her
head, leaving an ugly bruise.
The blow continues into Lirathea's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing
sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment, vanishing suddenly
as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Lirathea.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Lirathea drops a shadowcatcher web.
7086h, 1336m, 4200e, 2p ex-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
7086h, 1336m, 4200e, 2p ex-say holy shit

You say, "Holy censor.gif ."
7086h, 1390m, 4200e, 2p ex-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
7086h, 1390m, 4200e, 2p ex-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7086h, 1390m, 4200e, 2p ex-
Princess Penelope Whytetower, Lady of Shadows says, "..."
7086h, 1367m, 4200e, 2p ex-
The soul of Lirathea swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes in a
flash of chromatic colours.
The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Lirathea steps out of it,
looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.
7086h, 1367m, 4200e, 2p ex-
Serrin blinks.
7086h, 1367m, 4200e, 2p ex-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
smoke 71393
YOUR-AURA-UP
7086h, 1367m, 4200e, 2p ex-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
7086h, 1367m, 4200e, 2p ex-
Lirathea glares angrily at you.
7086h, 1342m, 4200e, 3p ex-
(The Merchant's Guild): Terenas says, "Wife beater."
7086h, 1342m, 4200e, 3p ex-smoke 71393

You take a long drag off your pipe.
7086h, 1417m, 4200e, 3p ex-
Lirathea Carthan says, "Thanks a lot."
7086h, 1417m, 4200e, 3p ex-
Lirathea leaves to the down.
shout ...oops

You shout, "...oops."
Terenas2005-12-20 06:48:38
Richter tells you, "Screw the virgins, I'll stick with goats."
Richter2005-12-20 06:50:48
You tell Terenas, "But you know what Visaeris used to say."
7086h, 1586m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Yukari has been slain by the might of a ravenous fesix.
7086h, 1582m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, "What?"
7086h, 1582m, 4200e, 10p ex-reply screw the virgins, I'll stick with goats

You tell Terenas, "Screw the virgins, I'll stick with goats."
7086h, 1581m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, ".."
7086h, 1581m, 4200e, 10p ex-reply was in response to the early astral days, but it was so horribly funny when he realized what he said

You tell Terenas, "Was in response to the early astral days, but it was so horribly
funny when he realized what he said."
7086h, 1608m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, "Uh huh."
7086h, 1609m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, "I thought only Klia talked about goat screwing, but I guess you
like it too."

*ABOUT FIVE SECONDS LATER*

7086h, 1606m, 4200e, 10p ex-reply ...

You tell Terenas, "..."
7086h, 1630m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, "Richter tells you, "Screw the virgins, I'll stick with goats.""
7086h, 1582m, 4200e, 10p ex-reply that was like two seconds ago!

You tell Terenas, "That was like two seconds ago!"
7086h, 1582m, 4200e, 10p ex-
Terenas tells you, "Heh."
7086h, 1581m, 4200e, 10p ex-reply and now you're telling everyone! And posting! Traitor!

You tell Terenas, "And now you're telling everyone! And posting! Traitor!"
7086h, 1582m, 4200e, 10p ex-


Terenas must be taking lessons from Shiribot in super posting...
Shiri2005-12-20 08:28:14
QUOTE(Richter @ Dec 20 2005, 06:50 AM)
Terenas must be taking lessons from Shiribot in super posting...
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Me and Tsuki, yea. biggrin.gif
Ixion2005-12-20 08:43:49
QUOTE(Richter @ Dec 19 2005, 09:06 PM)
So that's why he got magotted...
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I asked to be maggoted, for fun.

A lot of Haja and my tells aren't in that post.
Soll2005-12-20 13:20:06
Richter didn't censor himself. Ummmmm.. Naughty. tongue.gif
Malicia2005-12-20 13:41:21
QUOTE(Terenas)
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Rafael's back?


I hope so. I love Rafael. biggrin.gif

p.s. He's getting runes on his nasty pre-cap high precision rapiers! Evil, I tell you.
Soll2005-12-20 13:45:24
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Europeans."
2986h, 3578m, 3260e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w exp---/13:44:41.437/
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Miss!"
2986h, 3578m, 3260e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w exp---/13:44:41.750/
(Serenwilde): Thaddeus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Africans."
2986h, 3578m, 3260e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w exp---/13:44:43.546/
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oi..."
2986h, 3578m, 3260e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w exp---/13:44:43.890/
(Serenwilde): Thaddeus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gah."
Anisu2005-12-20 15:21:30
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Shopkeep, Sekrio, Keeper of Anal Lube by Bulk (Male Aslaran).


can I just say eww