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Ixion2005-12-20 17:44:35
(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And Ixion.. I
wanna adopt a kid."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Who sis?"

(The Kalas Legacy): Athana says, "She's looking."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dunno that's
the problem *sigh*."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Heh."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone from Celest or Seren.. I am the only not tainted here!"

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Ask on market- buying kids."

(The Kalas Legacy): Cairam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm not
tainted!"

Athana gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

(Market): Aesyra says, "Buying kids for Ixion."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Happy?"

(Market): Airees says, "Really?"

(Market): You say, "No."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Damn that
sounded wrong."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "I hate you so much."

Athana gives you a lecherous smooch.

You lick your lips.

Munsia tells you, "Oh be my daddeh."

Munsia tells you, "*cling* daddy daddy can I go to the paarrrrkkk."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Munsia tells you, "Oh be my daddeh.""

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "*suicide*."

(The Kalas Legacy): Athana says, "*faint*."

(The Kalas Legacy): Cairam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ick, no...
She'd just hit on me all the time. And I don't mean with her cudgel."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Haha."

(The Kalas Legacy): Athana says, "Eww."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "So yeah, no serens sis."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why not?!"

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Unless it's Lisaera."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "She can be my niece."
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(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You sent the
following message to Lisaera: Greetings! My brother has generously allowed me to adopt someone from Serenwilde into the family and I wanted to ask if You would be interested. Please let me know."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ta da."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "I feel my fingers getting leafy alreday."

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Already."

(The Kalas Legacy): Aesyra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehehe."
Athana2005-12-20 19:53:41
Kharvik raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-weave reflection at khar
You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Kharvik.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-
A reflection of Kharvik blinks out of existence.
Kharvik raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a Manifestation of the
Dreaming, dissolving his flesh.
Kharvik has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a Manifestation of the Dreaming, who expires,
pitifully.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming has been slain by Kharvik.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Kharvik suddenly scoops up the corpse of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-follow khar
You begin to follow Kharvik.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-omg
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-
Kharvik says, "Oops."
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-say loser
You say, "Loser."
Shayle2005-12-20 22:41:57
QUOTE(Athana @ Dec 20 2005, 02:53 PM)
Kharvik raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-weave reflection at khar
You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Kharvik.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-
A reflection of Kharvik blinks out of existence.
Kharvik raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a Manifestation of the
Dreaming, dissolving his flesh.
Kharvik has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a Manifestation of the Dreaming, who expires,
pitifully.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming has been slain by Kharvik.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Kharvik suddenly scoops up the corpse of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-follow khar
You begin to follow Kharvik.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-
4934h, 5785m, 4934e, 10p exk-omg
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-
Kharvik says, "Oops."
4934h, 5835m, 4934e, 10p exk-say loser
You say, "Loser."
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That's so awesome.
Manifestation---> burst.gif <---Kharvik

laugh.gif
Ashteru2005-12-20 23:17:21
Hunting with a friend:

Khieraani follows you in.
A lavishly furnished tent.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A female
aslaran stands proudly here.
You see a single exit leading out.
3860h, 3945m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:16:07.640/
The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a female aslaran.
The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into her flesh.
3860h, 3870m, 3540e, 10p xk---/00:16:08.687/
A female aslaran tilts her head back and roars, a horrifying, deep-throated
noise that conjures up blood-curdling images of primal violence.
Khieraani has been slain by a female aslaran.



Aslarans have a room attack?
Arix2005-12-20 23:48:16
(The Crimson Triangle)Jazlyn says, "who wants to give me some?"
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra (from the Aetherways)says, "Cuz Jaz is being bad."
(The Crimson Triangle)Jazlyn says, "Am not!"
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra (from the Aetherways)says, "Am too."
(The Crimson Triangle)Jazlyn says, "Yes, you are."
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra(from the AAetherways) says, "Agreed, you are."
(The Crimson Triangle)You say, "Give you some what? Booty?"
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra (from the Aetherways)says, "..."
(The Crimson Triangle)Jazlyn says, "I don't take booty."
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra (from the Aetherways)says, "She gives it."
(The Crimson Triangle)Alnra (from the Aetherways)says, "*duck*
(The Crimson Triangle)Jazlyn says, "...I swear my mom did not just say that."
Ashteru2005-12-20 23:57:49
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of
Trustworthy.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:28.984/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:29.656/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:31.281/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of
Lusternian.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:31.609/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:32.046/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:33.000/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:33.750/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of Novice.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:34.187/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:34.515/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:34.968/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian fishmonger to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:35.375/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of Innocuous.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:35.828/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:36.234/
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:36.750/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:37.140/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:37.843/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:38.250/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:38.640/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian maiden to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of Harmless.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:39.062/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian child to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian bravo to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:39.484/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian swineherd to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
You gasp with the realization that Khieraani has reached the level of
Apprehensive.

Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk-
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.
4026h, 4755m, 3540e, 10p exk---/00:54:39.875/
Khieraani gives the corpse of a merian beachcomber to Gognigin, a small gorgog.
Gognigin, a small gorgog exclaims, "More! More sea-dwellers!"
Gognigin, a small gorgog throws Khieraani a bag of gold.


My little protege and me, hunting. wub.gif
Vix2005-12-20 23:59:20
That, my friend, is something called powerlevelling. nono.gif
Ashteru2005-12-21 00:03:16
Whut? O.o Never even heard of that...
Unknown2005-12-21 00:17:32
is it banned or something?
Laysus2005-12-21 00:22:02
Letting someone low level follow you around while you kill things so they can level up quick like = power levelling = frowned upon at least by most players. Not sure of official stances.
Citera2005-12-21 00:39:46
More like getting past the very boring first levels. Better to run around killing things with a higher level than going around alone, getting bored, and deciding not to play Lusternia tongue.gif
Torak2005-12-21 00:55:09
Nothing wrong with helping someone.
Unknown2005-12-21 02:42:54
I miss the days before XP for PK was nerfed. I gained something like 10 levels from a single kill on occasions, when I took down someone higher than me. Now that was power levelling.

Ashteru2005-12-21 02:51:26
QUOTE(Bear of Very Little Brain @ Dec 21 2005, 02:42 AM)
I miss the days before XP for PK was nerfed. I gained something like 10 levels from a single kill on occasions, when I took down someone higher than me. Now that was power levelling.
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Which brings me to the question....Who ARE you?
Unknown2005-12-21 06:23:44
(Whytetower House): Ichiro says, "I'll pay someone to juggle some balls."
2346h, 3534m, 3732e, 10p ex-clt ....
(Whytetower House): You say, "...."
2346h, 3534m, 3732e, 10p ex-clt Sooo wrong
(Whytetower House): You say, "Sooo wrong."
2346h, 3534m, 3732e, 10p ex-
(Whytetower House): Penelope says, "I'll juggle your balls."
2346h, 3534m, 3732e, 10p ex-clt SOoo quoting that
(Whytetower House): You say, "SOoo quoting that."
2346h, 3534m, 3732e, 10p ex-
(Whytetower House): Penelope says, "Wait..."

Imagine my surprise when I entered the realm and heard that.
Gregori2005-12-21 06:44:26
Bit old, but I just found it.

<>: Elcyrion says, "Now now, that is not very nice. Use the non violent approach: bury him in sand in the desert without food or water."

<>: You say, "*laugh*."

<>: Nessa says, "That's non violent..."

<>: Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "Aye it is a means of helping him reach enlightenment."

<>: Elcyrion says, "I am sure he will be severely enlightened just around noon."

<>: You say, "Can we do this as a Guild Project?"

<>: Nessa says, "That seems more cruel....scary this non-violent methods.."

<>: You say, "We can call it a bonding ritual."

<>: Elcyrion says, "It would be great to build team spirit indeed."

<>: Elcyrion says, "We can send him out with a message to the ancestor spirits."

<>: Elcyrion says, "Something crucial, something extremely important and worthy of his excellence."

-> and right here is where I almost spit my drink out, laughing so hard <-
<>: Elcyrion says, "Something like "hi"."

<>: You say, "I am starting to think this whole passive aggressive manner might not be so bad."
Shiri2005-12-21 07:35:29
THEacrune: for some reason when I clicked the button to add you to AIM buddies, it put you in the bots

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Ixion2005-12-21 17:15:20
You say, ""DakkyWakky" Dakine Vryce,."

You roll your eyes.

Athana stares blankly into space.

Kalas Athana, Sorceress of Stone says, "I think hearing that just made me dumber."
Soll2005-12-21 17:19:15
laugh.gif I was just commenting on that, too.