<>: Wuylinfe says, "Not enough vegetarian dishes in the city."

<>: Vesar says, "That's because we need meat."

<>: Wuylinfe says, "You don't -need- it."

<>: You say, "Are you vegetarian, Wuy?"

<>: Wuylinfe says, "Yes."

<>: You say, "Only thing I don't eat is rabbit."

<>: Vesar says, "I do. If I don't have a blood intake, I'd
probably start eating citizens."

You tell Vesar, Water Magi, "-rofl-."

<>: You say, "You mean I can't eat them anyway?"

<>: Wuylinfe says, "Eat Keldoran then."

Maybe it's just the fact I know how quiet Vesar is.. I just find that hilarious.
Plus I actually visualized him eating Keldoran.

Munsia tells you, "You forget that seren has all the time in the world to
waste."

You say, "An ode to Serenwilde."

Today's Lesson:

DO NOT PLAY PRANKS ON THE ORDERHEAD.

You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Yeah, so I guess I'll be switching
over to Elcyrion. Usually early Divine don't have any requirements to get into
their orders, and I don't feel like doing all this stuff for Lacostian. They're
the same person anyway."

You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Misaether! Ignore!"

(Me attempting to regain ground, Ialie tearing into me, ect.)

You have been discharged from The Mysterial Assemblage for the following
reason: ''.

You have been invited to join the clan of The Circle of the White Hart. Type
AGREE if you wish to join.

You are now a member of the clan of The Circle of the White Hart.

Ialie tells you, "ERK!"

Your current clan will now be the 'The Circle of the White Hart' clan.

(The Circle of the White Hart): You say, "Roar!"

You have been discharged from The Circle of the White Hart for the following
reason: ''.

Triden wildly jabs an imperial twilight-steel broadsword at Schmikey. Triden
feebly sticks the blade into his left leg.
The point of the blade thrusts through Schmikey's body and emerges from his
back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He
finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
Schmikey has been slain by Triden.
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Schmicker leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Triden.
Schmicker connects.

(Newbie): Avtain says, "Anyone wanna fight me im bored."

(Newbie): Hajamin says, "I will."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Evil man."

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "Am not...
don't you see the halo?"

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Did the newbie actually take You up on a
spar??"

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "No, heh."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Yes, the halo is being held up by the
horns."

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "Don't make
Me hurt you."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "You really want to today, don't You?"


later:

(Newbie): Avtain says, "Come on ya chickens."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Yeah.. You need to spar him."

(Newbie): Shikari says, "Please be aware that the newbie channel is for questions that new players have. It is not for picking fights."


A few seconds later..

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Avtain has been slain by the might of Shikari, the Predator.

We can only wonder what the newbie had to do to peeve him off that bad.

Avtain, Seren Brave asks, "Were is a divine??"

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The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
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You say, "Everywhere?"
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An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
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Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Where ever We want to be."
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Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
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With a flourish of his arm, Triden bows deeply.
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Triden rolls on the floor, laughing.
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say well that was creepy

You say, "Well that was creepy."
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(cont)

Someone powerful says, "I could take you to Kethuru if you would like."

Now I know why he was killed, I guess.

(Braves): You say, "Erm, Avtain... what did you do?"

(Braves): Avtain says, "Nothing he just killed me!!"

(Braves): Ravlok says, "I dont believe that.."

(Braves): You say, "I very highly doubt that."

Keldoran tells you, "*hug*."

You tell Priest Keldoran Lenu, "*eye* what is it now?"

Keldoran tells you, "...."

Keldoran tells you, "Nothing."

You tell Priest Keldoran Lenu, "Last time we spoke, you swore at me and touched
my Lady again when asked not to."

Keldoran tells you, "I just wanted a hug."

Keldoran tells you, "Not your lady."

You tell Priest Keldoran Lenu, "Pardon?"

Keldoran tells you, "Non-tainted everybody's lady."

Keldoran tells you, "*sagenod*."

You tell Priest Keldoran Lenu, "She's my Lady, and many other people's Lady,
but as a member of Her Order, I reserve the right to call Her my Lady if I wish
to."

Keldoran tells you, "Heh."

Keldoran tells you, "....."

Keldoran tells you, "I'll just leave you alone now, you get REALLY angry every
time I talk to you."

Keldoran tells you, "So bye."
*lag*

That person has chosen to ignore you.

You shout, "I was not angry at you, Keldoran, stop being so high strung."


Picture me in fits of laughter


Edit: issue removed... it's still funny.

Tsuki: I'll be posting something shortly

Zenji: oh make it a good post
Zenji: oh oh
Zenji: and follow up with a worldwide emote
Zenji: thunder and lightning
Zenji: and several outguildings, dissfavours and oastrasizings, ooh shrubing too
Zenji: *peer vernal Tsuki*

Ah, if only ...

out of the blue..


(Celestines): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hello Amaru."

(Celestines): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hi, Amaru."

(Celestines): You say, "Greetings, Amaru."

(Celestines): Amaru says, "Gah, busted!"



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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Amaru * Champion On On
Aesyra 9 Security On On
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We are a small guild yes we are

i love it when noone else is on in the ebonguard, i tell really stupid jokes to myself, and it's the funniest thing ever!(well, to myself atleast, cause noone else is there)

Reminds me of last night, when I said hi, and heard no responses. So I went around talking like it was other people "oh hi Richter!" "we missed you richter!" and then I thanked them (well, me).

Found out a half an hour later I was deaf.

Regarding Keldoran being shrubbed:

(Celest): Amaru says, "And won't shed any tears over him, to be honest."
(Celest): Vesar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Because it might water him."
(Celest): Trae says, "This is from the Epicure boards."
(Celest): Trae says, "We, the Administrators of Fate, have discovered that
Keldoran falsely abused illegal methods that would surely drive you to insanity
if We were to explain them to you. He abused these in order to win the recent
election for Trademastership of this cartel, and for this reason, among others,
he has been punished by the Administration."
(Celest): Hajamin says, "Why someone was turned into a lovely bush is of no
concern to any of you."
(Celest): Amaru says, "Lovely? It looked a bit scraggly to me."
(Celest): Hajamin says, "So you are now the Administrators of Fate, Trae."

During a quiz, I asked them to elaborate on the sociopolitical effects of the Basin's pendulum economy. I give them ten seconds.

Five minutes later...


(Glomdoring): Zakarij says, "I am not quite certain on that one but it seems to
be that there exist a number of incomes. One being questing other being the
killing and the other being the trade skill that feeds off of the previous two.
Then you have credits which also prove an income. Now it also becomes obvious
that shop owners have an increased benefit as well as how different
organizations run there commodities. With all this influencing the economical
state of the basin I have still yet to see what are the main consumption of
goods are wich vary but perhaps it would be herbs and potions and herbs mostly
since potions rely on herbs. THerefore "supposedly" Glomdoring and Serenwilde
should be the organizations with most economical flow but then again the
elaboration of products has a higher profit with less effort but job
oportunities are more scarce proving it to be more or less equal to herbs or
potions. So it might all end up within a certain balance that an economy
requires to keep all of its parts currently active. And hence.. my answer to to
the economical thing."
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(Glomdoring): Zakarij says, "Ack!"
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(Glomdoring): Shayle says, "Oh."
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(Glomdoring): Etanru says, "Bloody hell."
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(Glomdoring): Shayle says, "My."
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(Glomdoring): Josun says, "... that took much longer than ten seconds."
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(Glomdoring): Etanru says, "Warn us."
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(Glomdoring): Shayle says, "Gods."
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(Glomdoring): Scach says, "Nice novel, Zakarij."
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(Glomdoring): Emmy says, "Geepers..."
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Deangelo has been slain in the Glade of Champions by Veradin, Sir Ekard Peulus,
Shakiniel's Charge.
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(Glomdoring): Lazardo says, "What the...."
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(Glomdoring): Grantaire says, "Well, if the time limit's been extended, I think
I can beat that."
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(Glomdoring): Lazardo says, "Zak, there is such a thing as scrolls."
3181h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-ct all of you speaking was much louder than anything he said. Way to go

(Glomdoring): You say, "All of you speaking was much louder than anything he
said. Way to go."
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(Glomdoring): Zakarij says, "Holly cow."
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Jasper tells you, "Good going."
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(Glomdoring): Zakarij says, "Never thought it to be that long."
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Nocturne, the morphling fades out of view for a moment, and reappears silently
a few feet away.
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(Market): Yuniko says, "Seeking an herbalist."
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(Glomdoring): Etanru says, "Okay!"
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You tell Awakened Prince, Jasper Greythane, Nocturnal Adherent, "Haha."
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(Market): Keshnor says, "Seeking a jeweler."
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Yuniko arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
Nocturne, the morphling narrows his eyes at Yuniko in an unnerving manner.
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(Glomdoring): Etanru says, "Now, the quiz is moving onto Recent History time."
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A cone of sparkling light rises up around Yuniko and whisks her away.
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(Glomdoring): Zakarij says, "Sorry for that! *blushes furiously*."

Murphy tells you, "Biggest mistake of your life sunshine."

Hehe, the curse of Epicure strikes again!