I found that amusing for some reason.

This begs the question of just why there is an object called "teh UBER b1scuit of d00000m" somewhere on the server...

*walks away quickly and hides behind a rock*
fear teh UBER b1scuit of d00000m ( that I had absolutely nothing to do with)

(Pupils): Athana says, "How are you doing Tenjin?"

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "I'm feeling happy."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Excuse any spelling mistakes, for I am drinking vodka."

Pupils): Aiakon says, "I see."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Yes."

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "I don't see where spelling comes into it."

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "Because I'm listening to your disembodied aetheric voice."

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "On this channel."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "...because that's more plausible."

Pupils): Aiakon says, "Besides which, you do not endear yourself to me by voluntarily taking liquid into your body."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Are you calling my mother a prostitute?"

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Are you disrespecting me?!"

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "Pupil. Retire from this channel and compose yourself."

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "I have no inclination to listen to your stupidity."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Yes your highness."

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "I believe I made my point."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "Magical biscuits?"

(Pupils): Ildar says, "Tenjin, please read HELP MADNESS, and calm yourself."

(Pupils): Tenjin says, "I don't see how HELP MADNESS is related to biscuits?"

I just LOVE novices..

Pah, he's been growing worse. He was held back, and i eventually told him to silence or be silenced, and he just kind of said "wow, you ARE moody, i'll just leave you alone now."

(Market): Shinza says, "Seeking a tailor to make me some tatty rags."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Asmoth says, "Some what?"
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Aiakon says, "HELP MARKET makes this quite clear. Don't chat here."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Asmoth says, "HELP HALLMONITOR good sir."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Shinza says, "Let me rephrase: Looking for a tailor to make me some
clothes, and then make them look fit for a beggar."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Amaru says, "No, good sir, I insist. Help metamonitors."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

(Market): Hajamin says, "I say the next person that violates those rules doesn't
want to be able to speak on market."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

And the market spam and pupils spam was going along with normal channel spam and city spam... all at the same time.

Small wonder I was getting ratty. Hajamin then made it worse by auto-forcing me to read HELP HALLMONITORS.

Murphy drops a figurine of Murphy into a fighting ring.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Go mini-murph."

.
.
.

A figurine of Aesyra bashes a figurine of Murphy over the head, nearly knocking
out an eye.
A figurine of Murphy falls over, defeated by a figurine of Aesyra.
A figurine of Aesyra's eyes glow for a second.
A figurine of Murphy's eyes dim for a second.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Oi."


ADDENDUM:

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath plays with the dolls of murphy
and ezyth, showing murphy actually winning a battle.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Next time, refrain from touching My
piece."



Viravain flutters Her eyelashes at Hajamin.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "You know You liked it."


Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "No, I disagree."


Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Ew, god flirtin'"

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "All of Our pieces are large."



Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Except for Raezon's."



Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Raezon's is small."



Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Tiny, even."

think I'll hit Shiri too
not now though
Hey
Everyone is hitting me, you guys are so unfair! >:(
Hit freaking Kharvik or Acrune
Serenwilde deserved to be zerged
You're not in my kingdom.
deserves
Pff, you'd do it if I was called Magnagora too
And you know it
Shiri: don't worry, we're just taking IC OOC, nothing wrong with that
xD
basically, we, magnagora, are getting our asses handed to us IC
so we're going to take it out on Serenwilde, on utopia
hah
nah
I just want to hit Shiri
once
._.
So mean.
Kharvik tried and failed, so I have to avenge him

Utopia? What, like the Swirve game? I used to play that! I was a pretty good T/M.

You guys have kingdoms set up in Utopia? I havn't played that game in forever.

Heh I started that again cause of Kharvik.

I totally started a Utopia fad among you peoples

Psssh. I started playing Utopia before I ever found IRE. I started around the 3rd Age, I think.

Perfect timing, why can't I ever get a super critical before it starts shielding.

A Manifestation of the Dreaming mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming surrounds you with a sparkling whirlwind that
scours your skin.
You whip a finely crafted rapier through the air in front of a Manifestation of
the Dreaming, to no effect.
You wildly jab a baleful rapier of darkened steel at a Manifestation of the
Dreaming. You plunge your rapier into him, driving it deep.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The point of the blade thrusts through a Manifestation of the Dreaming's body and emerges from his back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his
face. He finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.

(Market): You say, "Looking for powerstones."

Gwynevere tells you, "How much are you willing to pay?"

You tell Gwynevere Natsurei, "I dunno."

(Market): Terenas says, "Selling powerstones, 2500 per."

You tell Gwynevere Natsurei, "I just wanted to try out this miniature thing."

Your current clan will now be the 'The Merchant's Guild' clan.

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "I hate you."

Gwynevere tells you, "I have one hehe."

Gwynevere tells you, "Just cut it hehe."

(The Merchant's Guild): Terenas (from the Astral Plane) says, "For being a Richter?"

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "Hrm, true."

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "You know, you're only supposed to do that to other
people."

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "I suppose I need to add that to clanhelp
richtersrules."

Composed by: Richter
Composed on: 2005/09/30 07:08 GMT

1. Never give anything away for free.
2. Always make people think they're getting something free.
3. 9 always looks better than 10.
4. Your reputation is your fortune, unless you already have one, then
you have no need to care what others think.
5. Morals tend to be situational, but money never changes.
6. Take care how you display your earnings.
7. Never manipulate someone once when you can manipulate them three
times.
8. Living the good life means outliving your competition.
9. Time is money, unless you're lazy, then you're likely to stay broke.

(The Merchant's Guild): Terenas (from the Astral Plane) says, "Fine fine, 2k per for
you."

Gwynevere tells you, "I'll offer 1500."

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "Don't make me kick your ass. Miniature style."

(The Merchant's Guild): Terenas (from the Astral Plane) says, "Wouldn't you need powerstones for that?"

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "I thought I said I hated you."

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "But consider it said again."

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You are blind and can see nothing but darkness.
4025h, 2518m, 4563e, 10p, 21715en, 24325w elrxkbp-
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
5104h, 2518m, 4563e, 10p, 21715en, 24325w elrxkbp-
You remove 1 myrtle, bringing the total in the Rift to 1945.
You are far too selfish to throw anything away like that.
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
DEF- INSOMNIA
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You are far too selfish to throw anything away like that.
A gargantuan red scorpion rears up and slams into you, knocking you to the ground.
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
You remove 1 kafe, bringing the total in the Rift to 1986.
You eat a kafe bean.
You are:
blind.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
wearied in body.
sprawled on the ground.
afflicted with clumsiness.
unnaturally stupid.
--/FOCUS MIND/--
an insomniac.