A chubby gnome in a red suit demands of you, "What are you saying?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
5434h, 3020m, 3917e, 10p ex-influence gnome with begging

You thrust your hand out to a chubby gnome in a red suit and beg shamelessly.
A chubby gnome in a red suit sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking for something to give you.
He gives a divinely wrapped present to you.
A chubby gnome in a red suit waves goodbye and vanishes in a puff of smoke.

(Market): Rahvin says, "Selling a present with a golden paintbrush in it."
p present

(Market): Rahvin says, "Untouched!"

This box is wrapped in bright gold and silver leaf paper with a bright red ribbon
upon it. Attached to the ribbon is a small tag that says, 'If there be an artifact
inside, be sure to message Estarra with the item #, so that She can make sure they
reset to you.'
It has 4 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
It is closed and you can not see inside of it.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You tell Rahvin d'Erlette, "I have to have that!"

You open a divinely wrapped present.

This box is wrapped in bright gold and silver leaf paper with a bright red ribbon
upon it. Attached to the ribbon is a small tag that says, 'If there be an artifact
inside, be sure to message Estarra with the item #, so that She can make sure they
reset to you.'
It has 4 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
A divinely wrapped present is holding:
"paintbrush81251" a golden paintbrush

And my quote: (Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Crap crap crap."
WTF is Ialie saying that?

Because it looks like she critiqued one of Celest's books over nothing, because they managed to change something without retracting it.

(Celestines): Diamondais (from the Aetherways) says, "Hello Brenon."
(Celestines): Galvadore says, "Howdy Mr. Brenon."
(Celestines): Brenon says, "Heh, Mr. Brenon. I like it."
(Celestines): Galvadore says, "Is is sort of spiffy, no?"
(Celestines): Brenon says, "Yea, definitely. Mr. is a good title."
Rath arrives following Page Leonias, of the Armies of Light.
Leonias arrives from the southwest.
Page Leonias, of the Armies of Light says, "Hmm."
Page Leonias, of the Armies of Light says, "Interesting club."
Leonias drops Soulpunisher the spiked club.
Leonias suddenly scoops up Soulpunisher the spiked club.
(Celestines): Galvadore says, "Yes. And you can make up what it stands for
whenever you feel like. Mister, master, maister, monsieur... manta ray... uh...
mega rooster."

gt Mega rooster?

(Celestines): You say, "Mega rooster?"
(Celestines): Brenon says, "Ha! That's one of the most random things I've heard
since in the last decade!"
(Celestines): Diamondais (from the Aetherways) says, "Why not? They greet the
new dawn."

prefix Rauros Mega Rooster

Rauros will now be known as Mega Rooster Rauros Gilmire, Vexed Zealot.
You will now be known as Mega Rooster Rauros Gilmire, Vexed Zealot, by order of
Mega Rooster Rauros Gilmire, Vexed Zealot.


(Celestines): Galvadore says, "Yes, like a large cock, to rule over all hens.
Befitting of your innuberable rank."

Holding the delicate figurine in your hands, you carefully study Knight-aspirant
Raikogen, of the Armies of Light. Then, you gently sculpt the porcelain-like surface until a figurine of Crow is revealed.

I knew he was Crow incarnate!

Ishimoru Natsurei, Gwynevere's Knight says, "Well, in the basin you die from NOT smoking."

I found this amusing. Heh.

how many months on your lvl 12, shinza?
Level 13 now
Trashed Adee in retribution for her dodgy moves
how many months on it?
It has 96 months of usefulness left.
It appears to be of level 13.
holy
Yeah.
Super Saijin Shinza
Dont mess with Shinza she'll you up figurine style

EDIT: ~Shiri~

(Glomdoring): You say, "Still no enchanters or artisans."
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(Glomdoring): You say, "I hate life."

(Glomdoring): Mokosi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What a pleasant perspective."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Things could be worse, Richter."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Oh - is that a meteor, heading for Deepnight?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Aye, I'm being melodramatic."

(Glomdoring): Alita (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Besides you are Richter how could you hate life?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Why, I think it is."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Yeargh."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Yer makin' that up."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Am I?"

(Glomdoring): Quo (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is that a dare, I hear?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "What do you think, Brother? Seeing as that was an obvious challenge."

(Glomdoring): Shikari says, "Hmm?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Richter seems to think I am lying about a meteor heading for his manse."

(Glomdoring): You say, "This can't end well."

You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A malevolent demon
prowls here. Marina is staring into space. She wields an athame dagger in her left
hand. Lyth is here, shrouded. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand.
Ur'Trooper, Ichiro is here. He wields a shining star-emblazoned broadsword in each
hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the
aetherplex system.
You see exits leading north (open door) and out.

Lyth smirks.

Ichiro gives you a respectful salute.

You scream, "DOOM!"

"Erk!" Ichiro says to you with a grimace.

Lyth Drakonis says, "DOOM?"

Ichiro quickly ducks down.

Throwing back his head, Lyth screams agonizingly.

Lyth runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

Lyth runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

Lyth flaps his arms madly.

Lyth flaps his arms madly.

Tears fill Lyth's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

You say, "Viravain is talking about a meteor on its way to Deepnight."

You flap your arms madly.

(Glomdoring): Shikari says, "Hmm. I would side with him, Sister. A meteor does seem somewhat melodramatic for you. Perhaps severing half his manse from reality, but a meteor?"

Ichiro blinks.

"Heh heh heh" Ichiro chuckles.

Marina blinks.

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries says, "A what?"

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro exclaims, "I'll help you save Deepnight!"

Streaking across the sky in a massive display of power, a meteor passes your sight, with the vision of a slowly crumbling ball of rock engulfed with flames.

Marina blinks.

Marina gives a horrified gasp.

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "I think a meteor is perfect."

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says to you, "All you gotta do is develop a lance."

You shout, "Noooo."

Ichiro gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

(Glomdoring): Shikari says, "Hmm. I suppose I have been wrong in the past."

Squire Abrael, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Yesssssssss."

Opening his mouth wide, Lyth gapes in wonder.

Lyth Drakonis says, "Wtf."

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says, "That can repel them."

Ichiro nods his head emphatically.

Gero arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Gero leaves to the out.

Picking up speed as it passes the atmosphere, the sky blazes with fire as the meteor seems to approach a certain location.

Squire Abrael, of the Armies of Light shouts, "May it hopefully hit Astrasia?"

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart echoes, "To Glomdoring with you!"

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro asks you, "Need help saving it?"

You see Rahvin d'Erlette shout, "I say we name it after where it hits."

Sojourner Shinza Tharedia, Panthera Solitaire looks skeptical and says, "What if it's coming right for us?"

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "That would be....unwise, given that My Sister is the one propelling it."

Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says to Shinza, "Then run."

Ichiro looks about himself suspiciously.

Suicidal Druidess Yuniko Saitama, of the Hart echoes, "Oh.."

Adee rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says to Shinza, "I got a waterfall in my manse..."

Ichiro waggles his eyebrows comically.

Mor'dydhis Quo shouts, "We name it Meteor Deepnight, then?"

Yukari Saitama shouts, "Quick, turn it around and aim for Yuniko!"

"Haha!" laughs Adee.

"Heh heh heh" Ichiro chuckles.

Adee flaps her arms madly.

Adee flaps her arms madly.

You shout, "Look, it's headed for Starhaven instead!"

Shinza sucks thoughtfully on her teeth.

Crylia snickers softly to herself.

Ishimoru Natsurei, Gwynevere's Knight shouts, "Richter's head is a nice, fat target."

You see Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight shout, "If it's heading for Starhaven I got dibs on any jewelers or jewels that fall out!"
Sojourner Shinza Tharedia, Panthera Solitaire exclaims, "Head for the high ground!"

Shinza flaps her arms madly.

Shinza flaps her arms madly.

Shinza flaps her arms madly.

Shinza runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Shinza leaves to the out.

Tears fill Lyth's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Having fully entered the Basin from its original location, the tiny rock that remains of the once great meteor sails across the sky and dings Richter in his pointy little head.

(Glomdoring): You say, "I have this image of Lady Viravain madly riding a large meteor."

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Marina rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Stainless Inox Daydreamer of the Serenwilde shouts, "Nice."

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Crylia rolls on the floor, laughing.

"Eep!", Adee screams in fright.

You see Ur'Trooper, Ichiro shout, "It hit!"

"Ha!" Lyth exclaims with gusto.

Yukari Saitama shouts, "Hahahaha."

Mor'dydhis Quo shouts, "Heeeheehee."

You see Ur'Trooper, Ichiro shout, "Ka-ching!"

Adee rolls on the floor, laughing.

Adee rolls on the floor, laughing.

You shout, "Ow, crap."

Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Lydin shouts, "Good shot!"

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Order): Crylia says, "Bahahahaaa."

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

You see Serenguard Gero shout, "Ten points for who ever hit him."

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Shinza snickers softly to herself.

Ichiro's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Adee lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing warmth.

Apprentice Crylia Rothryn says, "That was awesome."

"Heh heh heh" Adee chuckles.

Gero leaves to the out.

Yukari Saitama shouts, "Do it again!"

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Shinza gives you the once over.

You see Lyth Drakonis shout, "Encore!"

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says, "Having fully entered the Basin from its original location, the tiny rock that remains of the once great meteor sails across the sky and dings Richter in his pointy little head."

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says, "Priceless."

Ichiro rolls on the floor, laughing.

Lyth Drakonis says, "Yes."

Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says, "So posting it on news..."

Lyth Drakonis says, "Agreed."

You see Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries shout, "How about we not entice the Gods to actions that might obliterate the basin, hmm?"

Lyth Drakonis says to Marina, "Blah."

Lyth Drakonis says to Marina, "Safety."

Lyth sticks out his tongue and wetly goes, "Pffhhttt!!"

(Glomdoring): You say, "That was interesting."

Bouncing off the head of its first target, the tiny rock subsequently smacks Yukari
in the forehead, before crumbling to dust.

Lyth rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"Haha!" laughs Adee.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

"Heh heh heh" Crylia chuckles.

"It's the big one!" Marina gasps, clutching her breast dramatically and staggering backwards.

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "A meteor obliterating the Basin, Marina? Do not be silly, that would be My giant glowing axe."

"Heh heh heh" Crylia chuckles.

You see Ur'Trooper, Ichiro shout, "Ooh, can I use it on my brother someday?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "You should not be so pessimistic, Richter."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "You might get a reason to be."

You see Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries shout, "In either sense, let's not obliterate the basin this month, hmm? I think everyone would do well with some relaxation and some meditation."

You shout, "I'm going to not comment on weapon sizes this time. Last time I said I
had a decent weapon, Lord Hajamin traded me, and it resulted in my death. Twice."

(Market): Abrael says, "Seeking another person with a lousy levelled figurine
like me, 2."
(Market): Hajamin says, "I have a level 3."
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(Market): Adee says, "I'll fight it Lord Hajamin!"
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market Hajamins action figure has laser eyes
(Market): You say, "Hajamins action figure has laser eyes."
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(Market): Abrael says, "What the heck is laser."
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market and 12 differnt phases
(Market): You say, "And 12 differnt phases."
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Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.
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Ichiro swings his arm up and high fives you enthusiastically.
3857h, 2656m, 2884e, 10p elrx-
market in 7 differnt languges
(Market): You say, "In 7 differnt languges."
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(Market): Svalis says, "This does not apply to Lord Hajamin Help market!"
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'im waiting to get blown up
You say, "Im waiting to get blown up."
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Ur'Trooper, Ichiro says, "Ask if it is a pull-string."
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Ichiro doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.
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(Market): Shikari says, "Alright, time to lose Market privileges."
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Your market channel privileges have been revoked.
sooo worth it

Oh yeah, so cool, you got your market privs revoked.

Talking about lasers and ninjas only makes your character look like an idiot. Please, stop now.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Rauros is getting gang banged."

You say, "I choose you Shinza!"
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You see Rahvin d'Erlette shout, "The mega mini of Shinza has approached the bounds of
level 14, now besting the likes of sparkleberry consuming pegasuses! Join the
Coalition!"
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Stainless Inox Daydreamer of the Serenwilde says, "Both versions are evil."
7688h, 1918m, 3500e, 10p ex-emote takes two figurines and mashes them together

You have emoted: Richter takes two figurines and mashes them together.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Svalis Regamos shouts, "Yay!"
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Mayani leaves, following Squire Abrael, of the Armies of Light.
Abrael turns translucent and then vanishes, leaving behind a cloud of sparkling motes
of light.
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Sojourner Shinza Tharedia, Panthera Solitaire says to you, "Choose me?"
7688h, 1946m, 3500e, 10p ex-say rar, fight, fight

You say, "Rar, fight, fight."
7688h, 1946m, 3500e, 10p ex-say minishinza

You say, "Minishinza."
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Squire Abrael, of the Armies of Light shouts, "I'll join!"
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Rahvin chuckles long and heartily.
7688h, 1947m, 3500e, 10p ex-say I choose you crow!

You say, "I choose you crow!"
7688h, 1922m, 3500e, 10p ex-showoff figurine

You display a figurine of Crow for all in the room to see.
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Shinza smirks.
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Rahvin d'Erlette says, "Go me!"
7688h, 1966m, 3500e, 10p ex-emote takes two figurines and mashes them together

You have emoted: Richter takes two figurines and mashes them together.
7688h, 1942m, 3500e, 10p e-
Rahvin proudly shows off a figurine of Rahvin:
He is a fiendish master viscanti and carries an confident air. His demeanor and
stance point him as an arrogant noble type with ambitious resolve. His facial
characteristics are strong and soft, smooth slate grey skin shaped to elfen features.
A small soft nose with small curving lips and brilliant blue eyes, capped with a
hairstyle of short spiked greyish-blue hairs. His form is lean and toned from
discipline, though lanky in appearance. His most notable attribute is his dual wings.
The first pair is small and composed of leather batlike skin. They lie rested wrapped
around his waist and high thigh, hooked at the tips to hook against each other. The
second pair extends from his shoulders and high back, black silken feathers that rest
folded against his arms. He is wearing elegant ivory leather boots, a linked jade
bracelet, shadowy runic robes, a heavy cloak of red and gold, a moonstone and garnet
ring, and an iron shackle bracelet.

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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight says, "We need like...a Mini-Clan.."
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OOC references can lead to loss of rolepoints.
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Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight says, "A Battle Ring Club."
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Rahvin d'Erlette says, "I told you that!"
7688h, 1990m, 3500e, 10p ex-twiddle

You twiddle your thumbs.
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Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight says, "The BRC!"
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Lydin shouts, "Oughtn't you stop fighting it until you have a strong one, so it
doesn't level more?"
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Rahvin d'Erlette says, "Figuremon?"
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Rahvin d'Erlette says, "No. That sounds foreign."
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Adee slaps her thighs and guffaws like an old man.
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Inox doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
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Shinza hums a happy tune.
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Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight exclaims, "Gotta catch 'em all!"
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Rahvin cuffs Adee upside her head.
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Triden looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
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Finger extended, Inox pokes Adee.
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Shinza squints suspiciously at her surroundings.
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Rahvin d'Erlette says, "No!"
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"Heh heh heh" Adee chuckles.
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Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight says, "Okay fine, only Shinza's."
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OOC references can lead to loss of rolepoints.
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Triden grins and nods.
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Inox nods her head at Adee.
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Rahvin coughs softly.
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Shinza smirks at Adee.
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"Tsk, tsk," Triden says to Adee as he waggles a finger at her.
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Rahvin's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.
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Inox doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
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It was funny until the "gotta catch 'em all"... Anyway, my bad. Wonder if everyone saw both of those.

Message #1670 Sent by: Terenas
12/26 23:58 "Hey, I heard you got a bar of magic soap from a gnome. I'm wondering if you've already messaged Estarra about it to have it set to bear your mark yet, if not I'm interested in buying it from you. Thanks."



Hey, it made -me- laugh.

(Market): Rahvin says, "Taking donations for the coalition against mega mini
shinza. Also known as CAMMS."
2594h, 3710m, 3524e, 10p ex-

(Market): Rahvin says, "Proceeds will be transferred into a Miniatures Battle
Clan when mega mini Shinza is defeated and crumbled."

This is starting to feel too much like Pokemon.

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You join the coven in the resurgem ceremony, calling on Spirit Moon to return
one of her lost souls to the land of the living. Valandriel's corpse appears in
the center of the circle, in a pool of silvery light. The corpse submerges into
the light, then rises again whole.
Tsuki yawns suddenly and mightily.
Tsuki lays a hand on the forehead of Valandriel, who glows with a sparkling
silver light. As Valandriel's wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Tsuki's
body.
High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance smiles impishly and says to
Veralidaine, "Sorry to steal you like that."
Tsuki lays a hand on the forehead of Valandriel, who glows with a sparkling
silver light. As Valandriel's wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Tsuki's
body.
Herself has been slain by Tsuki.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to Morik, "She's just really
good at healing."
Soll arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
Valandriel shivers violently.
Tsuki nods her head emphatically.
Morik chuckles long and heartily.
Sir Morik Whitbaum, Disciple of the Dove says, ""really good"."
Morik pats Tsuki in a friendly manner.
You snicker softly to yourself.
High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance says, "Quite very good, yes."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Thank you so much, Isluna, Nejii, Veralidaine, and
the overenthusiastic High Priestess Tsuki."
Valandriel thanks Soll profusely.
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "You say 'overenthusiastic' like it's a bad thing."
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "You killed yourself!"
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Be nice to the poor High Priestess."
(Serenwilde): Tsuki says, "Details."

So cute, our Tsuki.

(Market): Amaru says, "Seeking... a village revolt to erase my boredom."
(Market): Amaru says, "Thank you!"
(Celest): Amaru says, "Let's go!"
(Celest): Asmoth says, "Who?"
(Celest): Amaru says, "Acknor."
(Celest): You say, "It also doesn't look to have revolted, heh. Sure no-one's
playing illusions on you?"
(Celest): Amaru says, "Bah!"
(Celest): Amaru says, "Which bastard illusioned me?"

From Elaria on IRC.

This was pretty funny. Watch what you say around the avenger!

That's so awesome. You can never tell when a god is watching a mob.

that gave me a warm feeling inside.