Squire Leonias, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Abrael, professional eunuch.
20,000 gold."
The throaty growl of Someone powerful resonates around you, "Leonias, about to
join the ranks of the professional eunuchs if he keeps making inane shouts."

* Shikari*

So, Niara just helped me pack sparkleberries into my centuar colt figurine to help him defeat Kalo's White Hart figurine. I love it when NPC reactions are just perfect:

You laughingly say to Niara, "Thank you for helping me defeat the White Hart."
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "The White Hart is our guardian and can
never truly die."

You giggle happily at Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart.
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart frowns at you.

...That's a horrible visual...

Why does Shikari like to say things that make me think about him removing certain body parts in graphic detail?

Yes, I'm one of those people that usually visualizes everything they read.

The Tabernacle of Methrenton.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A symbol of Methrenton hangs on the wall. There are 19251 supplicants worshipping here, surrounded by a protective glow. A statue of Methrenton stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. A magnificent white unicorn stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver glow. Crackling with blue lightning, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. Hart's Sword, Malicia La'Saet, Ethereal Tempest is here, shrouded. Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet is here, shrouded. He wields a celestial aegis shield in his left hand. You see a single exit leading southwest.

weave illusion A statue of Methrenton says, "Get a room already, you too!"
You weave your illusion.

Done by ****'s Aquamancer alt, thanks to a suggestion I did on the IRC channel.

(Can Malicia post Amaru's reaction? Pretty please?)

As an addendum to the previous post, to explain why ****'s name has been replaced with asterisks:

<*****> OI
<*****> Take my name off your damn post!
Mwahahahahah, it's there already.
* Verithrax cackles evilly.
<*****> NOOOOOO!!!!
<*****> Take it off!
<*****> Quickly, before too many people see it
Transfer me credits?
<*****> Credit Report
<*****> -------------------------------------------------------------------
<*****> You have 0 Credits reserved for sale.
<*****> You have 0 Credit(s) left.
<*****> You have 0 NeoCredit(s) left.
<*****> You have 0 Artifact Credit(s) left.
<*****> You have converted 0 Credits to lessons today.
<*****> You have 0 Lessons left.
<*****> Just do it!
Poor *****.
<*****> You owe me just for doing it
<*****> *brandish*
But... but... but...
<*****> DOOOOO EEEEET!
Amaru won't be able to get you IC.
He doesn't know who your alt is.
<*****> Since when does Amaru care about IC/OOC?
Oh wait, you're right.
I'll take your name off.
<*****> People are joining the thread!
<*****> QUEEEKLEEEE!
Sorry, I'm on dialup.
<*****> zomg
Just for one week though.
There, I've **** out your name.
<*****> Yay!

Heh, sure!


Amaru searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of
force.

You say, "Take meeeee."

'Oh?' Amaru exclaims quizzically at you.

An impish grin creeps over Amaru's face as his eyes light up with mischief.

You laughingly say, "Where are you going?"

Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet says, "Was going to ***** in the Sea."

A statue of Methrenton says, "Get a room already, you too!"

Amaru mutters and traces complex glowing symbols before him. The symbols fade away and Amaru nods knowingly.

Amaru peers about himself unscrupulously.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Amaru utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You mean, "Get a room already, you two!"?

My qoute:

Exposing my deadly fear of spiders...

Me (3:47:10 PM): ZOMG
Me (3:47:11 PM): big spider
Me (3:47:14 PM): EWWW
Me (3:47:17 PM): >_<
********(3:47:17 PM): Aww.
Me(3:47:23 PM): it's RIGHT THERE
Me (3:47:24 PM): -points-
*******(3:47:40 PM): Hehe... must put it outside...
Me(3:47:47 PM): I'm not touching it!
*******(3:48:02 PM): That's what I'd do!
Me (3:48:07 PM): it's HUGE
Me (3:48:18 PM): it's like viravain is in my house
******(3:48:28 PM): Viravain's not a spider!
Me (3:48:32 PM): she might as well be!
******(3:48:43 PM): Nooo! No spider viravain.
*******(3:48:46 PM): She just orders them around.
Me (3:48:48 PM): I'm gonna smoosh it!
*****(3:48:53 PM): Aaaaaagh!
Me (3:48:57 PM): It's her minions coming to get me!
******(3:49:01 PM): /me saves the spider and deposits it outdoors
Me (3:49:12 PM): It's gonna bite me -CRY-
*****(3:49:27 PM): I like spiders... they keep insects from bothering me. So I usually just put them outside.
Me (3:49:35 PM): it's the size of my fist
*****(3:49:43 PM): Wow.
*****(3:49:46 PM): That's too big.
Me (3:49:47 PM): oh my god
Me (3:49:53 PM): o_o
Me (3:50:04 PM): I think it's dead
*****(3:50:16 PM): Already?
Me(3:50:23 PM): it's not moving
Me(3:50:36 PM): I'm gonna smoosh it
*****(3:50:44 PM): awww.
Me (3:51:13 PM): ZOMG
Me (3:52:03 PM): I think it's a black widow
Me(3:52:08 PM): and you told me TO TOUCH IT
*****(3:52:20 PM): No, I said I would have taken it outside.
Me(3:52:44 PM): It's a deadly spider! And you're going to PLAY WITH IT
Me(3:52:53 PM): come kill it for me I'm scared
*****(3:52:54 PM): But yeah, if it's a black widow, probably not a good idea
*****(3:52:59 PM): We don't have many of those around here.
******(3:53:02 PM): Like... none.
Me (3:53:08 PM): OMG
******(3:53:09 PM): All our spiders are harmless little things.
Me(3:53:10 PM): it's coming for me
*****(3:53:20 PM): Okay, so pick up a book and smash it.
*****(3:53:25 PM): ... then clean the book.
Me (3:53:56 PM): it's under the couch
*****(3:54:12 PM): hrm.
*****(3:54:28 PM): So we've established that it isn't dead yet, it's huge, and it might be a black widow.
****(3:54:29 PM): Right?
Me(3:54:30 PM): -CRY-
Me (3:54:34 PM): come kill it
*****(3:55:02 PM): I could emote killing it, but that wouldn't help you very much... and by the time I got there it'd be gone or dead
Me(3:55:32 PM): ok, it's dead
Me (3:55:41 PM): it got stuck to my shoe while it was still alive..
*****(3:55:46 PM): Ick.
Me(3:55:49 PM): and I just had to keep stomping
Me (3:55:53 PM): and it kept moving
Me(3:56:15 PM): ewww I feel the spider spirit all over me
Me (3:56:21 PM): it's coming back to haunt me
*****(3:56:44 PM): Hrmph. Stay back, ye spirit!
Me (3:57:02 PM): it's dead body is right next to my foot
Me (3:57:05 PM): it's gonna eat meeee
***** (3:57:15 PM): No, no it won't.
Me (3:57:45 PM): -whines-
Me (3:57:47 PM): kill ittttt
****** (3:57:48 PM): You can get a plastic baggy and a pile of paper towels and get rid of it, though... but don't touch it.
*****(3:57:53 PM): It's already killed.
***** (3:57:55 PM): /me grins.
Me (3:58:01 PM): but it's still there
Me (3:58:44 PM): I feel all icky now
***** (3:58:47 PM): Yeah. But now, it can't hurt you any more. Except look icky. *goes hunting for a roll of paper towels*

WTF?

trout
Adee: Please watch your language. This is your second warning.

Mini-fanatic Adee Drakonis, of Summer Moonlight shouts, "Lady Estarra, Lord Hajamin
is throwing your visage around in the ring. Letting us mortals beat her up! Come show
him who's boss!"

A glowing high-heeled shoe sails across the heavens and slams into Lord Hajamin's
pointy little head.

(The Midnight Legion): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Debate shiri."

(The Midnight Legion): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Err Nejii."

Speaking with Narses about my credit card and the crazy amount of money I've spent on credits:

Me: I am gollum... and... the card is the ring... and it must be taken to Mordor and cast into the mountain from whence it came.

Mell being a chat nazi

Heh, i've gotten 4 nicks banned from that channel, including my own.
You can't say , U, or Trout

I'm going to make dreaded social faux pas and quote myself:

Gavin: Well I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch says:

I feel like a prawn sandwhich. And by that I mean I want to eat one, not that I've suddenly sprouted an exoskeleton and taken up residence between two slices of bread.

What's wrong with saying trout?

After a crapload of spam:

Sir Rafael Lenu screams, "WILL ALL PAGANS, HERETICS, AND OTHER
NON-DENOMINATIONAL HEATHENS PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST!"

Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Avenger's voice reverberates, "TIIIIIIIMBER."

Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight booms, "SHHHHUUUUT UUUUUUP."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Rofl."

(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "Good call."

(Bellator Societas): Kymir says, "Daevos: +10 pwn points."

(Bellator Societas): Terenas says, "Daevos made a funny."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "So undaevosish."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Yeah, totally."

(Bellator Societas): Rakor says, "Ahahahaha."

I sincerely hope this was bugged?

Doing so now. I think Ialie said she bugged it. I'll ask her about it for details.

It's *****'s fault.