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by Viravain

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Unknown2005-12-29 19:52:16
High Templar Deangelo Valentine, Counsel of Justice says, "I think all fights in
celestia and nil should be solved with figurine battles."

made me laugh
Navaryn2005-12-29 23:27:53
QUOTE
Thrishan arrives from the west.
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Thrishan raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light
turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a filthy gutter mutt,
dissolving his flesh.
Growling in displeasure, a filthy gutter mutt leaves to the northeast.
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A filthy gutter mutt rushes in from the northeast in a state of panic.
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Thrishan raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light
turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a filthy gutter mutt,
dissolving his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for a filthy gutter mutt, who expires, pitifully.
A filthy gutter mutt has been slain by Thrishan.
You gasp with the realization that Thrishan has reached the level of
Scintillating.
Thrishan suddenly scoops up the corpse of a filthy gutter mutt.
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Penitent Thrishan says, "Yes!"
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Thrishan leaves to the west.


I thought it was cute biggrin.gif
Soll2005-12-30 00:30:06
QUOTE
You tell Apprentice Niyu, "Careful!"
Aqua Applicant Alnra Regamos            (A river built for two)
Sentinel Steffan Aurendil, Blades of Alb(Ksiradhi Blue)
Apprentice Niyu                         (The Jewel Paradise)
Aqua Applicant Yendos                   (A river built for two)
Adorably Cute, Syntobis C. Regamos, Fair(A river built for two)
Diamondais, Accepted of the Light       (A river built for two)
Flacarealah                             (The Commons Room of the Paunchy P)
Gwynevere Natsurei                      (Entrance to Foyer D'Amour)
Aqua Adept Shyshaeia Deladrier          (The Commons Room of the Paunchy P)
Moondust Acolyte, Azreal Riverflame, Hea(A river built for two)
Strawberry Jammy Jamra Mes'ard, Eagle Sc(A verdant game room)
Klia Praklin                            (A verdant game room)
Roark Libertas
Druid Soll, the Sane                    (An azure chamber)
Niyu tells you, "Careful?"
You tell Apprentice Niyu, "OH MY LORD, BE CAREFUL!"
Niyu tells you, "What the hell?"
You tell Apprentice Niyu, "The river's only built for two. With all five of you
there, it might overflow."


I thought it was funny.. unsure.gif


Diamondais2005-12-30 00:53:43
haha! Now I know why Yendos was saying youre odd completely!

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You tell Druid Soll, the Sane, "A river built for two isnt a river believe it
or not."
Soll tells you, "Pff."
You tell Druid Soll, the Sane, "Blame Alnra for the name *giggle*."
Soll tells you, "*grin* Will do!"
Alnra's eyes widen at you and she lets forth a loud "Eek!"
Aqua Applicant Alnra Regamos exclaims to you, "You said you liked it!"


Theres some stuff missing, but it was mostly me repeating what was said in tells.

So cute Soll wub.gif
Unknown2005-12-30 01:59:05
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Hence, though it is not a Slipper game, what do you
expect it is?"

(Serenwilde): Adee (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Awakening our ability to
join the forests, perhaps?"

(Serenwilde): Adee (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hmm."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Yes, I am going to join the forests with a
slipper."

(Serenwilde): Adee (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You never know."

(Serenwilde): Letho says, "Really?.."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "No, not really."

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Xavius2005-12-30 04:44:21
Blacktalon): Khieraani (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh my GODS...
this just isn't my day for hunting."

You shut your eyes and concentrate on the end of life. A moment later, you feel
inextricably linked with the strings of fate.

You have recovered equilibrium.

(Blacktalon): Josun (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh?"

(Blacktalon): Khieraani (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nope. Didn't know
I was out of mending. Being pounded by a crab that mangled my legs. Heh."

Khieraani has been slain by the might of a scuttling crab.

(Blacktalon): You say, "...well then."
Unknown2005-12-30 16:00:28
The body of A small shrubbery appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill
it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

Most probably saw it, I haven't, yet. Found it pretty funny.
Soll2005-12-30 16:02:53
--- says, "What is a cummon fabour, and why do I have
a message saying I have it? anyone know?"

--- says, "Commune favour, eh."


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Unknown2005-12-30 21:02:24
I can be your mentor smile.gif
heh
* Niara shows Klia Jr. where to put the pointy stick.
* Klia blinks
* Niara drags Klia's mind out of the gutter as well.

Like mine was the only one there.
Malicia2005-12-30 22:40:23
(Athalas talking about me) sad.gif

Athalas tells you, "You say, "When she says sec, she means she'll be back in several days." Flacarealah says, "Oh..." You say, "Yeah, she's not reliable." Flacarealah says, "That is a useful thing to keep in mind, yup." Flacarealah says, "Especially since she's not in the arena... or in Celest for that matter.""

Athalas tells you, "Flacarealah says, "Well... then I guess I'm off hunting...""

You tell Athalas Aurendil, "Aww.."

Athalas tells you, "You dissappointed her! For shame, woman!"

Athalas tells you, "Athalas, guilt tripping since the 4th of Klangiary, 136 years after the Coming of Estarra."

You tell Athalas Aurendil, "Meh."
Shiri2005-12-31 04:24:05
Vix says:
My fridge keeps peeing.

...that was just cute somehow. wub.gif
Athana2005-12-31 04:36:03

An Orb of Creation tells you, "I am afraid of your sister."

Yes she is -that- scary..

<3 Niara
Shiri2005-12-31 07:17:13
narsrim is commander salamander

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Athana2005-12-31 08:55:44
You point your staff at a monstrous lobstrosity and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
A monstrous lobstrosity turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and
blood gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain a monstrous lobstrosity.
A sprig of cactus weed tumbles out of the corpse of a monstrous lobstrosity.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a monstrous lobstrosity.

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The mouth of the enormous eyeball.
Waving in the astral winds, a sparkleberry bush drinks up the power laden
atmosphere here. A sprig of cactus weed has been dropped here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and southwest.

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Joli2005-12-31 09:33:13
Ixchilgal sits regally upon a throne of shimmering moonstone, eyes brimming with confidence, quite miserable.
Athana2005-12-31 14:11:55
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You sense the piercing eyes of Amaru looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Amaru looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Amaru looking upon you.
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The wind suddenly whips up and Amaru is released from within its currents.
White lightning crackles through the air before a magnificent unicorn as it
thunders in from the ether.
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Amaru beams broadly at you.
5906h, 6548m, 5585e, 10p exk-say hello
You say, "Hello."
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The Fulcrux of Elcyrion.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A sense of clarity permeates
the immediate environment and the air feels fresh and pure, bathing the hallowed
ground in an impression of peace and serenity. A temperate wind twirls across
the terrace, sending up graceful eddies of sand and dust. A taint wyrm is coiled
on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench. A magnificent
white unicorn stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a
gentle silver glow. Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet is riding on a magnificent
unicorn. He wields a celestial aegis shield in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading through a twirling wind.
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Amaru's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Amaru takes a long drag off his pipe.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Amaru.
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Amaru's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Amaru takes a long drag off his pipe.
5906h, 6548m, 5585e, 10p exk-say have you come here to worship Lord Elcyrion as well, Amaru?
You say, "Have you come here to worship Lord Elcyrion as well, Amaru?"
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Amaru.
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The Fulcrux of Elcyrion.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A sense of clarity permeates
the immediate environment and the air feels fresh and pure, bathing the hallowed
ground in an impression of peace and serenity. A temperate wind twirls across
the terrace, sending up graceful eddies of sand and dust. A taint wyrm is coiled
on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench. A magnificent
white unicorn stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a
gentle silver glow. Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet is riding on a magnificent
unicorn. He wields a celestial aegis shield in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading through a twirling wind.
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Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet says, "I don't like Him much."
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Lord Prelate Amaru La'Saet says, "From what I've seen."
5906h, 6548m, 5585e, 10p exk-say that is unfortunate
You say, "That is unfortunate."
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A multi-toned voice echoes through the air, "That's fine dear, I don't like you
very much either from what I've seen"
Unknown2005-12-31 16:25:48
QUOTE
Silimaur argues with sweeping authority, buttressing his broad claims with
dogmatic assumptions and justifications. With great glee, you rip apart his
arguments with brilliant logic, transforming the entire discourse into an
example of absurdity.

Silimaur unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in his argument,
bringing up esoteric minutiae to support his radical theories. The logic of this
argument is sound and you find yourself conceding to all the points raised.

Silimaur unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in his argument,
bringing up esoteric minutiae to support his radical theories. The logic of this
argument is sound and you find yourself conceding to all the points raised.

You grin mischievously at Silimaur.

Silimaur passionately presents his case, fervently arguing his points with
emotional appeals. With absolutely no readily available facts upon which to
analyze the argument, you can only frown and shake your head in frustration,
conceding this emotional outburst to Silimaur.

You say, "Igasho no debate."

Silimaur unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in his argument,
bringing up esoteric minutiae to support his radical theories. The logic of this
argument is sound and you find yourself conceding to all the points raised.

Silimaur argues with sweeping authority, buttressing his broad claims with
dogmatic assumptions and justifications. With great glee, you rip apart his
arguments with brilliant logic, transforming the entire discourse into an
example of absurdity.

You say, "Words get twisted, distract mind from killing."

Silimaur passionately presents his case, fervently arguing his points with
emotional appeals. With absolutely no readily available facts upon which to
analyze the argument, you can only frown and shake your head in frustration,
conceding this emotional outburst to Silimaur.

Silimaur argues with sweeping authority, buttressing his broad claims with
dogmatic assumptions and justifications. With great glee, you rip apart his
arguments with brilliant logic, transforming the entire discourse into an
example of absurdity.
Face burning red, Silimaur throws up his hands in exasperation and curses
loudly, obviously too discombobulated to engage in further debate.
After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest
in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.

Silimaur's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

"Nice!", Krellan says with an enthusiastic thumbs up.

Lights Justice Sir Silimaur, Igashen Fury says, "You didnt even fight back."

Silimaur ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Lights Justice Sir Silimaur, Igashen Fury says, "Wow random doesnt work."

Lights Justice Sir Silimaur, Igashen Fury says, "Me go thump whoever told me to
use it."


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Methinks big and stupid needs to debate more.
Joli2006-01-01 00:17:33
QUOTE(Athana @ Dec 31 2005, 09:11 AM)
A multi-toned voice echoes through the air, "That's fine dear, I don't like you
very much either from what I've seen"
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Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "I wonder if ye could get away with a
shrine in the sewer."

You say, "I am not putting Lord Elcyrion's shrine in the sewer.."

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "No offense to ye Elcyrion, I was just
thinking of a way to keep the shrine hidden but active."

Tully shrugs helplessly.

A multi-toned voice echoes through the air, "Yes, very sacred places, sewers"


Elcyrion.. you're not going to kill me for posting this, are you? ninja.gif
Vix2006-01-01 01:59:35
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Hush up about your shoes, Kalodan, you are not a
woman and so not entitled to being obsessed with them."
Arix2006-01-01 02:25:55
You say, "So what was that emerald light all about?"
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus says, "Me."
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus says,"I was having some fun."
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus says,"Lisaera and I were having our usual lover's spat."
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus says,"I was threatening with my shoe, She was really upset."
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus says,"Came at me with Her usual witch magic"