The corpse of Aloldyne Blontine says, "I think I'll stay here for a while, Vix.
You go on without me."
The corpse of Aloldyne Blontine's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a
smile.

Damn those zombies, damn them and their polite manners!

Squire Malicia La'Saet, of the Armies of Light says, "I'm Malicia the Mermaid!"

(Market): Abrael says, "Seeking Perfection. Anyone?"

(The Shadow Court): Etanru says, "Let's name it Glomdo-Ring."

You smile and say to *********, "Mind introducing yourself and telling me why
you've selected the Blacktalon?"

Fledgling *********, Shadow of Crow says, "I am ********* i have selected the blacktalon becuese i like magic."

So adorable.

why did you say that part but ******** the rest?

EDIT: name *'d to protect the novice

l aesyra

She is demigod and is slightly smaller than average


I just found this funny for some reason

Ahem. Fixed that. Wouldn't mind if you fixed your post too to protect the poor guy.

(Market): ****** says, "Looking for an empty health vial."

Heartless Calzyr Ion'r says, "I can spank myself, thank you very much."

Credit for that goes to someone yesterday.. Josun or Narses. Maybe Calzyr.

In reference to naming our arena.. which we're sooo close to getting.

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Pearl library, eyeball!"

(Serenwilde): Narsrim (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Can we get a muzzle for
Vix?"

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Chervil."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Chervil means yes."

Aftermath of the Wild nodes event...



Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth whines, "My husband left me for another Work."

"Heh heh heh" Torak chuckles.

Kharvik laughs at some dirt.

Jacquin laughs at empty air.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "Wait..."

Torak moos frantically at a small bug.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "Wait a minute."

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "To jaq well, you told me to destroy my spouse.."

Ravlok whimpers gleefully at your shoulder.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "Ack."

You say, "You're just insane."

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says to Jacquin, "Well, you told me to
destroy my spouse.."

The corners of Torak's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Torak wrestles with his arm, attempting to keep it under control.

You pet Jacquin ingratiatingly.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says to Torak, "He was workin for the goats.. I
know it! I found the letter."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Torak peers about himself unscrupulously.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "Murder is the only answer."

Ciri peers about herself unscrupulously.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "That's what the birds said when they ate
my eye."

Jacquin blinks.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "Wait."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Ciri smirks.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "I wonder where my pet duck ended
up..astral is far too dangerous for him."

Jacquin's eyelids slowly close as she starts to nod off.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says to Daevos, "Slap me."

Survivalist Kalas Zalana says to Torak, "It's chasing me still."

Zalana mutters discontentedly.

Jacquin tugs urgently on Daevos's sleeve.

Torak dribbles softly upon his arm.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "Bah!"

Ravlok swoons maniacally towards some dirt.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth exclaims to Daevos, "Slap me!"

Torak smiles and nods, trying his best to look interested.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth exclaims, "Someone slap me!"

Zalana tilts her head curiously at Jacquin.

Zalana slaps Jacquin on the cheek.

You slap Jacquin on the cheek.

Zalana gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Jacquin blinks.

Ciri blinks.

Jacquin sits down.

Survivalist Kalas Zalana says, "Better?"

Jacquin scratches viciously her arm pit.

Jacquin nods her head emphatically.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "A..little."

Zalana reaches deep into her nose and pulls out a juicy morsel.

Zalana blinks.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "..."

Dysolis coughs softly.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "Ok.. not so much."

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says to Zalana, "And you mocked me for
it."

Ciri blinks.

Ciri gives a pained sigh.

Ciri's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Survivalist Kalas Zalana says, "I'm going to be sick."

Zalana hobbles around like an old man.

Ur'Commandant Jacquin Aramanth says, "I.. I'm never going up there for that long again... ok, I will but I'm NOT going to like it."

Zalana gags and sputters.

Jacquin mutters to herself, before slipping and accidentally kicking herself in the shins.

This is just too much fun.

Tangled thicket.
Urazial is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his
left hand and a golden sickle in his right.Elryn is here, rubbing his chin
thoughtfully. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in
his right.

(Serenwilde): You say, "Urazial in the Seren!"

order willowisp84727 summon urazial
order willowisp84727 summon urazial
order willowisp84727 summon urazial
order willowisp84727 summon urazial
order willowisp84727 summon urazial

Elryn leaves to the east.
Elryn arrives from the east.
Elryn leaves to the west.
Elryn arrives from the west.

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Where?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "He must have run."

Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "I only see Tarmo."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Muddy dell."
(Serenwilde): You say, "He was at the tangled thicket with me."
(Serenwilde): Sylleria says, "I think Shorlen's seeing things."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Just sitting there."
(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "That's insanity."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Yes! Why would he just sit there?"
(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "No, you saw him because you are still insane."
(Serenwilde): Sylleria says, "Perhaps he wanted to have a little chat."
(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "You "see" people."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I see people all the time."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I'm seeing Elryn right now."
You greet Elryn with a sincere smile.

Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "Psh."
Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "You're not seeing me."

You say, "I'm not?"

Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "I'm on Nil."
Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "I can't be with you."

You say, "Even if I flutter my eyelashes?"
You flutter your eyelashes at Elryn.

Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "The demons would like that, I
think."
Elryn nods his head at himself.

You ponder the situation.

Elryn drools like a simpering idiot.

Shinza tells you, "Roh is obsessed with the Soulless Gods."

You say, "Are they cute?"

You tell Sojourner Shinza Tharedia, Panthera Solitaire, "Ack!"
You tell Sojourner Shinza Tharedia, Panthera Solitaire, "Tell Roh that his
obsessions will be the death of him!"

Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming says, "Well, they're hot."

Me and Krellan had a thing for each other in insanity

Yukari wanders in, beckoned by the will of the a walnut.

Sometimes, I love NPCs.

You flash a happy faeling a joyous smile.
A happy faeling says, "What'cha doin'? You're silly."

Yes Faeling..yes I am.

You portal to the Portals of Celest.
The Portals of Celest.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. There are 5
cavalier of the Lights here. Vexed Vix, The High Wiccan Vixen is here. She
wields a winged celestial shield of heraldic bearing in her left hand and an
athame dagger in her right.You see a sign here instructing you to use the
PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
You see a single exit leading out.


I love insanity.


EDIT: Happened again.

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Flimsy antechamber.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Vexed Vix, The High Wiccan Vixen is here. She wields a winged celestial shield
of heraldic bearing in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
You see exits leading east (open door), south, and west (open door).