The body of High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance appears in a flash and
his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to
fill with emotion.

Shorlen coughs softly.

Shorlen throws back his head and howls like a wolf.

Weeky Peedea, the Furrikin Savant gives Shorlen the once-over, eyeing him
suspiciously.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance smiles impishly and says to Weeky
Peedea, the Furrikin Savant, "Just clearing my throat."

I log on.. say hi.. 5 minutes later i get this


Shorlen tells you, "Tezanu is looking for lesbians."

Youre mean Soll, mean I say!

It's a reference to the fish-slapping (Or fish-shlapping) dance, a short Monty Python sketch in which, surprisingly, two people slap each other with fishes. Although I think they used... A HERRING!

during a ffa. Man this is why i like this guy so much. maybe i should go mag...hmmmm

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Pulp for the win?"

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "I think so."
Hefting both weapons above his head, Murphy begins swinging them in circles and
bellows out, "Harden up Princess, here come the pain!!"
With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with a brutal war hammer. You are
pulped in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut.
With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with a brutal war hammer. Your skull
is pulped with a numbing blow. You briefly realize the spray of gore and brains
that is filling your field of vision belongs to you before you die.
The blow continues into your body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing
sound. A burst of unbearable pain jolts through you before it vanishes suddenly,
and you realise you have fallen into the cold embrace of death.
You have been slain by Murphy.

Murphy

(Braves): Philios says, "What guild is this?"

(Braves): You say, "The Serenguard."

*******************************************************
Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kiarlea 6 Secretary On On
Philios NOV On On
Crassadon NOV On On
Airees 3 On On
Rislyn 1 On On
*******************************************************************************
Total Guildmembers: 5

(Serenguard): You say, "Wow... that's... a new one."

(Braves): Philios says, "Thanks."

I've had a gr2 (or so) person in my guild proclaim that they wanted to join the Aquamancers. Not quite sure if it was a typo or what...

spiritbond squirrel

A squirrel skitters through the treetops somewhere above.
You are already bonded with that totem spirit.


they're watching.

As GA of the aquamancers, I admit once havign said "Goodbye Geomancers" over the guild channel.
What was I thinking about...?

Post 1000

Edit: *peer Shiri* Mess up my happy numbers will you?

Used to be: Reply 1000.

He gives you many gold sovereigns.
Your soul cries out in ecstacy as you rise to the 81st level. (Lost the real message. )
You have achieved the 5th Circle of the Fates.

With influencing.


Shiri's cheating and putting posts back!

And two. Nice try though.

EDIT: You fail as well, Soll.

EDIT: Wait, it's those stupid moderated posts screwing things up!

I'm still right though. >_>

I... um... *brain fizzle*

Sez 1000 to me. Good enough

Must be invisible posts only moderators can see. It works for the rest of us down here, so that's good enough!


Eeek! A post came back?

Torili, Instructor of Light tells you, "My darling! A large fink loves a group
of 2423361 sparkleberries."


Ok who is hoarding so many sparkles?

Geeeeez.

What happens after making new aliases for hexlocking people without remembering that 'lock' is a verb used for an entirely different action, then going to stock your shop:

take key***** from 55998
unlock door in
open door in
in
close door out
doublewhammy door with anorexia asthma
doublewhammy door with paralyse impatience
doublewhammy door with stupidity sensitivity out
put key***** in 55998
You take a key from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
put key in 55998

You unlock the in door.

You open the reinforced door to the in.

Stockroom of Silk and Moonlight.
(stockroom spam)
You see a single exit leading out (open door).

You close the reinforced door to the out.

There is none of your anorexia hexes here. You must draw one first.
draw hex anorexia

There is none of your paralyse hexes here. You must draw one first.
draw hex paralyse

There is none of your stupidity hexes here. You must draw one first.
draw hex stupidity

You put a key into a soft, crystal blue leather pack.

You hold no "key".

You trace glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.

you sure showed that door.