Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Adee2006-01-04 23:06:17
Heh...

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath shouts, "Like I said douchebag, if you want to duel then I accept. Otherwise silence yourself or you'll visit the fates again."

The deep, multi-toned voice of Elcyrion booms through the firmament, "I think that is more than enough."

The deep, multi-toned voice of Elcyrion booms through the firmament, "We do not need to hear about such bags, Murphy."
Unknown2006-01-05 00:49:47
I hop in to see how terrible Glomdoring is doing lately and am instantly hit with this.

(Glomdoring): Thaurik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nothing matters but
Glomdoring!"

(Market): Miriamele says, "Gifted jeweler for hire! Send tells if interested!
Whee!"

(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Arlint (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hail thaurik."

(Glomdoring): Morshoth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Valarien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Shishi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Cairam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gloring be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Ciaran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Aph (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"
Murphy2006-01-05 01:47:38
You doff the Bone Helm of the Urlach cordially.
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shayle nods her head emphatically.
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari nods His head at you.
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Dudes an ass."
5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Elaria says, "Sure Torak, but he tries to get people to work against the government too. He's the most disobedient person ever."
5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says, "All is interesting."
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "Oh god."
5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari, the Predator says, "Erm..."
5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari ceases to wield a group of 24233610 sparkleberries in His left hand.
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "You were here what - 2 weeks:?"
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'all is very well

You say, "All is very well."
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Ooo."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari, the Predator says, "You saw nothing."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Can I have some!"
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Elaria says, "Oh, what do you mean?"
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari shakes His head.
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'yeh

You say, "Yeh."
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "Look at all the support."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "He has."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'i'm almost out of sparkles

You say, "I'm almost out of sparkles."
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-sigh

You give a pained sigh.
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Sepherina has bled to death.
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I had to go get all insane to get some last month."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Damn it all."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shayle sniffles softly.
5532h, 1896m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'24233610 would be a nice addition

You say, "24233610 would be a nice addition."
5532h, 1896m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Torak."
5532h, 1896m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Elaria says, "Yea, he's got a poisonous way with words."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari, the Predator says, "Unfortunately, I need My stock of 24 million sparkleberries for other purposes..."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Tell munsia to spar me."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shayle gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
5532h, 1850m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-chuckle

You chuckle long and heartily.
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Whore has me ignored."
5532h, 1871m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "Just tell her you will hay her field if she don't."
5532h, 1871m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari, the Predator says, "Now, what did you want to talk about?"
5532h, 1871m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari tilts His head and listens intently.
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shayle points accusingly at you.
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Him."
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'so long as they're medicinal purposes only

You say, "So long as they're medicinal purposes only."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "So I cant send her a tell."
5532h, 1874m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'and not for recreation

You say, "And not for recreation."
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-chuckle

You chuckle long and heartily.
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari taps His nose knowingly.
5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-

5532h, 1878m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "What do You want from him so I can start helping him?"
5532h, 1899m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari gives a cold beer to you.
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-p beer

This is a glass. It's meant to hold beer. It's cold. Yay.
It weighs about 6 pounds.
Beer sloshes about in it.

Shikari, the Predator says to you, "Go easy on the beer, Murphy, or I shall have to set you regular runs."
5532h, 1900m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Lyco tells you, "One room only."
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari pokes you in the belly.
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-oof

You've baffled me!
5532h, 1897m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shayle smirks.
5532h, 1897m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-ugh

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says to you, "Yeah fatty."
5532h, 1876m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
"Ugh!", you say in disgust.
5532h, 1876m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-'hey, my armour holds me in place

You say, "Hey, my armour holds me in place."
5532h, 1875m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.
5532h, 1921m, 3842e, 10p elrxk<>-
Diamondais2006-01-05 01:54:09
QUOTE
Shikari ceases to wield a group of 24233610 sparkleberries in His left hand.
wacko.gif
Why is that number possible in herbs?
Unknown2006-01-05 04:20:54
QUOTE
You bow respectfully to Monteton.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Monteton, Seren Brave says, "Thank you."
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-lose monteton

You move about quickly and lose Monteton, Seren Brave.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elr-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Druken arrives from the out.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Druken leaves to the out.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Alita arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Alita licks Monteton.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Alita beckons Monteton to her.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Monteton.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-
Monteton snuggles up close to Alita, looking happy and content.
4824h, 2404m, 3420e, 0p elrx-ql

The Portals of Serenwilde.
There are 10 centaur hunters here. Seeker of the Moon, Alita is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a glowing powerstone in her right. Monteton, Seren Brave is here. He wields a platinum shortsword in each hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
You see a single exit leading out.


Awww, gotta love the cute young couples. They're so cute. wub.gif

QUOTE
Monteton gropes Alita lewdly.


Oh. Or not. glare.gif
Verithrax2006-01-05 08:22:35
Ialie just got 600 creddies out of this.
* Verithrax gapes.
<+sylverfyre> O_O
<+Eyod> did you go up a rank?
<+sylverfyre> 600?
She's a Maestro now.
I think you always go up in rank if you win.
<+Eyod> 4 points to go up a rank
You get 4 points for winning.
<+Eyod> exactly
* Verithrax gets started with his work in erotic Lucidian poetry.
<+Eyod> eww
What rhimes with 'crystal'?
*whimper*
<+Eyod> 'thats a nice cluster you've got there' 'you should see my rutilated quartz'
Unknown2006-01-05 10:18:07
(Serenwilde): Lydin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "GREAT AUSKELIS's TOENAILS."

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...."

(Serenwilde): Lydin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I just found 15000 coins in a wrecked ship."

(Serenwilde): Triden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wow."

(Serenwilde): Triden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Go you."

Glorious rays of morning light burst forth from Father Sun's crown as it peeks
over the world's edge, announcing a bright and shining new dawn.

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "You don't want to see those toenails, trust Me."
Aiwendil2006-01-05 16:31:21
This happened when Arlint was attacked by a thorn beast but couldn't escape due to hunger. There were no Divines present that we knew of.

QUOTE
(Newbie): Arlint says, "I asked for help over my city aether, and the powers of the divine took me to my nexus, how does that happen?"
(Newbie): Skein says, "It means a Divine heard you and helped you."
(Newbie): Arlint says, "That was nice of them."

(Glomdoring): Arlint says, "Thank you whoever helped me transfer me to the tree..."
(Glomdoring): You say, "Hmm, that means a Divine is hiding around somewhere..."
(Glomdoring): Arlint says, "Yeah."
(Glomdoring): Arlint says, "I guess so."

Someone powerful says, "Boo."


I was the only one in the room who heard that. unsure.gif
Verithrax2006-01-06 03:24:08
<+Verithrax> As usual, the constant argument between the people who play for the roleplay and the people who play for other reasons ensues.
<+adri> yup
<+Verithrax> We should just get two servers already.
<+Ialie> Yes one for you and one for your ego
Valarien2006-01-06 15:44:29
QUOTE(Arix @ Jan 5 2006, 01:09 PM)
Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there
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I used to doubt that statement, too.

"Always around, that's silly", I thought...

I know better, now ninja.gif
Ialie2006-01-06 17:49:03
620 LIT Public* Catarin The Dawning: Part Two
623 LIT Public* celest Bards of New Celest: Volume I
626 SCH Public* Catarin Reflections: Duty and Leadership
629 SCH Public* Hintaro An Aslaran's Memories
632 SCH Public* Leonias Way of the Paladin: Book One
635 SCH Public* Nihmriel The Soulless
640 SCH Public* Nihmriel The Three Communes: A History and Theor
658 SCH Public* Weeky Cosmogenesis
662 SCH Public* Weeky History of the Vernal Wars
666 SCH Public* Weeky Coming of Estarra
*******************************************************************************
Books Found: 154
*Published
**Prestige *Prestige (In Review)
***Prestige Winner
Diamondais2006-01-06 18:16:21
Estarra's evil now laugh.gif
Munsia2006-01-06 20:07:36
edit: nevermind i just got that 666 reference doh.gif Athiests tend to forget
Unknown2006-01-06 21:53:55
(Pupils): Tobias says, "Wasn't Stangmar the guild Champion just a few months ago? Or am I mistaken?

What is the world coming to?
Xavius2006-01-07 01:05:33
I've actually had a divine sit and spy on Shayle and me. I had no idea until I got an illusion about putting my heap of gold away. All I can say is thank goodness we don't do anything juicy. tongue.gif
Athana2006-01-07 08:53:10
Priceless Leonias shouts, "20k for a trans planar who can teach me."

You tell Priceless Leonias, "20k?"

Leonias tells you, "Oh go away you witch. I'm still peaced from your cowardly move."

Leonias tells you, "You've done enough damage."

You tell Priceless Leonias, "*sparkle*."

Leonias tells you, "Yeah you like that don't you? Sadistic dog."

Leonias tells you, "Rabid like your husband, but so much worse smelling."

laugh.gif
Kharvik2006-01-07 19:50:17
(Order): Kithan says, "Ok. Taking suggestions for my sword's name. Any
suggestions at all."

(Order): Shikari says, "Bill."
Diamondais2006-01-07 23:14:07
QUOTE
Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Spoon!"
You shout, "Yay for spoons!"
Veradin Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion shouts, "Uh.. Plate!"
Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Veradin Aesyra, Golden Avatar touches your mind, "No, fork!"
Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Uh... found a very nice spoon... that will be all..."
Navaryn2006-01-08 03:45:45
QUOTE
You tap a cluster of gems with precision, revealing twenty-one perfect moonstones.


-Holy crap!-

I never got that many gems in one shot.

jawdrop.gif

EDIT: Of course, that was with a jeweller hammer.
Joli2006-01-08 13:52:36
(Geomancers): You say, "Ew, a spider."

(Geomancers): Tzara says, "You should thank the spider. They spun the silk that
went into the greatrobes you're wearing now."

(Geomancers): Tzara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And they keep the
caves free of vermin such as smaller insects, mice, children, and other
aggravating things."

(Geomancers): You say, "So that's where all the children went."

(Geomancers): Tzara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "To feed the spiders,
I am afraid to report."


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