Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Munsia2006-01-08 15:01:42
(Order): You say, "One day I'll herd all of the furrikin to Celest and we shall
call it the New furrikin empire. Celest will be forced to bow to our needs while
we destroy everyone else in the basin."


(Order): Diamante says, "Bow to your needs huh?"


(Order): Shamarah says, "..."


(Order): Shamarah says, "Yeaaaaah."


(Order): Diamante says, "Hm."


(Order): Diamante says, "Then the great nation of razor-people will come from
the north."


(Order): Diamante says, "And shave you all."


(Order): You say, "And we'll still be stronger then you."


(Order): Diamante says, "Quite a scary day, when everyone suffocates under all
the fur, and you are left hairless and alone."


(Order): Shamarah says, "And then Illith will pop out of the sea."


(Order): Shamarah says, "And he'll be like RRAAAAWWWWWWWGHHHH and everyone will
be like AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH and all the little furrikin will be lunch."


(Order): You say, "Awww the sea had a baby?"


(Order): Diamante says, "I can tell you've put much thought into this."


(Order): Diamante says, "Bored lately?"


(Order): Diamante says, "Heh."
Richter2006-01-08 19:38:38
Marla, Child of Light says to you, "Do you know where I might buy a mount?"
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-say most of the villages have stables to purchase mounts at. They range from donkeys, at 1000 gold per, to more expensive mounts, around 100000 gold

You say, "Most of the villages have stables to purchase mounts at. They range from
donkeys, at 1000 gold per, to more expensive mounts, around 100000 gold."
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
Marla's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
Marla, Child of Light says, "Ok, thanks."
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-say if your skill at riding is low, I'd stick with easier animals

You say, "If your skill at riding is low, I'd stick with easier animals."
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-vault morphling
tell morphling emote glare richter

You easily vault onto the back of Nocturne, the morphling.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p e-
You tell Nocturne, the morphling, "Emote glare richter"
Nocturne, the morphling glares angrily at you.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p e-
You must regain balance first.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
Marla, Child of Light says, "I should start saving up now."
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-get gold from backpack66286

You get 76355 gold sovereigns from a fesix backpack.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-give 1000 gold to marla

Marla waves goodbye.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
You give 1000 gold sovereigns to Marla.

4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-say go nuts

You say, "Go nuts."
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
"Wow!" Marla exclaims!
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-put gold in backpack66286

You put 75355 gold sovereigns in a fesix backpack.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
Marla, Child of Light says, "Thanks!"
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-nod

You nod your head emphatically.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-
Marla gives you a compassionate hug.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-chuckle

You chuckle long and heartily.
4700h, 2940m, 4220e, 10p ex-



Though it's kind of breaking character a bit, I love doing stuff like that. Little things make the younger players happy. tongue.gif I thought it was cute.
Joli2006-01-08 22:46:57
(Magnagora): Taluro says, "Hail, Magnagora. How goes it?"

(Magnagora): Daevos says, "Greetings, Taluro."

(Magnagora): Ravlok says, "Greetings Taluro, good to see you again."

(Magnagora): Menzoberra says, "Hail."

(Magnagora): Taluro says, "I would say the same, Ravlok, but that would make it
seem as if I don't see you more than you think I do."

(Magnagora): You say, "That's creepy.."


Unknown2006-01-08 23:31:21
made me smile

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at an amazonian Avatar of
Avechna.
You connect!
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
Verithrax2006-01-09 02:46:50
<@Laysus> "Amaru, king furry."
<+Verithrax> Laysus, you might offend the furries.
<~Mell> They can't get much more offended than Munsia becoming one of them
Rakor2006-01-09 04:31:56
You hear through a bloodhound's ears: Lyth says, "I had to type has anal sex
with brod."

giggle.gif
Cairam2006-01-09 04:38:48
From Lisaera's Signature:

QUOTE
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.


I would just like to say that I followed this rule once. About my boss, or sub-boss, I should say. Or rather, ex-sub-boss.

She had to help me out to my car one night, because the sidewalk was so slippery.

"I can't believe you had to have a pregnant woman help you out to the car."

"You're pregnant?"

"Yes... Eight months..."

"...Oh..." Oh, censor.gif

The next day I came in to work and found out I was being fired... I didn't know my boss was pregnant... I just thought she was frickin' fat.

Well, she had big bones. happy.gif
Kaileigh2006-01-09 14:02:10
After a hearty chasing around by half of celest and soon parts of serenwilde I ws killed and my wyrm was killed. the earth-eth gate was distorted and laxninova felt like gloating.

Laxinova tells you, "We're sitting here hitting your immune mount, it still
hurts it, just wont kill it."

You reach out to the planar gate and find the link to the ethereal plane.
Pulsating energy flares throughout your field of vision, and you find yourself
tumbling through the aether pathways.
Snow brushed and silver misted woods.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. Breaking through
the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here. Reaching up as high
as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. There are 2
frost hags here. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading east, southeast, west, and northwest.

You put your fingers in your mouth and let out a high-pitched whistle, then hope
for the best.
Xian-zi, the Kirin trots in with head high.

You climb up on Xian-zi, the Kirin.

You yell, "Yoink."


Sometimes.. I amuse myself.
Kharvik2006-01-10 00:12:01
CODE
You say, "You have bonus int and 25% damage reduction."
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:08.812>
You say, "Go use it man!"
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:12.640>
Myrmidon Rakor says, "Oh do I really."
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:17.156>
Myrmidon Rakor says, "I need perfection."
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:23.312>
Myrmidon Rakor says, "Oh wait I'm perfect already."
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:29.781>
Rakor rolls on the floor, laughing.
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:31.156>
Rakor rolls on the floor, laughing.
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:31.406>
Rakor rolls on the floor, laughing.
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:31.718>
Rakor rolls on the floor, laughing.
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:32.046>
Rakor mutters discontentedly.
7744h, 8690m, 6100e, 10p exk- <22:01:33.218>
Rakor leaves to the west.


Thought it was funny.
Richter2006-01-10 04:52:14
Galvadore tells you, "You forge?"

You tell Super Savvy Galvadore, the Starsailor, "Oh yes, illegal documents, letters,
identification papers."

Serrin tells you, "Has it gone well?"

You tell Super Savvy Galvadore, the Starsailor, "I also moonlight as a stand up comic
and a blacksmith."

Galvadore tells you, "Ya, well, I draw nudie pictures in my journal. I need someone
to melt my shield real fast, I just want the comms."
Joli2006-01-10 06:02:56
You ponder Shikari's profile, wondering if it would make a suitable subject for
a portrait.

Syntax: ASSEMBLE CANVAS
You can construct a blank canvas upon which to paint your masterpieces.
Ingredients: wood 1 cloth 1

You remove 1 wood, bringing the total in the Rift to 19.

You remove 1 cloth, bringing the total in the Rift to 20.

Cutting the wood into sturdy boards, you assemble a frame. You then stretch the
cloth over the frame until you have a perfect canvas, suitable for painting a
work of art.

Gwynevere gives a horrified gasp.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Shikari, the Predator ponder's Joli's head, wondering if it contains suitable
protein for Iriki.

Gwynevere shakes her head at you.

You blink.

Gwynevere gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Icky."

Gwynevere tugs urgently on Shikari's sleeve.

Gwynevere Natsurei says, "Lord Shikari! May Iriki come out to plaaay."

Gwynevere hums a happy tune.

Gwynevere laughs melodically at Ialie.

You say to Gwynevere, "Not with me.."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Not at the moment."

"Awwwww!" Gwynevere says.

Gwynevere sniffles softly.

Syntax: PREPARE PALETTE
By mixing tinctures of various types, you can create a palette of paints, which
can be used for paintings or tarot cards.
Ingredients: (tinctures) red 1 blue 1 yellow 1 green 1 purple 1 gold 1

You have no redtint stored in the Rift.

Gwynevere leans on you seeking consolation.

Shikari, the Predator says, "He has a pathological hatred of drawing equipment,
and would likely rip Joli to pieces for trying to draw Me without permission."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Pah.. I don't have tints.."

Penitent Brod, the Heretic Aslari says, "Who is iriki."

You blink.

Gwynevere's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.

Brod looks up curiously.

You say to Shikari, "I was going to ask first."

Shikari, the Predator says to you, "The answer is 'No'."

Ialie puts a glittering unicorn-horn needle into a lavender-embroidered, cream
leather pack.

You say, "Alright then."

A wry smile spreads across your face.

Gwynevere takes a master's paint palette from a shimmering pack of dusky rose
pink.

Gwynevere waves about a master's paint palette energetically.

Gwynevere shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Shikari reaches into the ether and pulls out a master's paint palette.

Shikari yawns at Gwynevere in a rather insulting manner.

Gwynevere gives a horrified gasp.

Gwynevere Natsurei says, "Nooo!"


tongue.gif I'll store his description with the several pages of Elcyrion qoutes then.
Ekard2006-01-10 11:59:01
Ok, i almosut get heart attack.

I went to Glomdoring for a spider for Tosha. Was pulled in trees by balck widow.

You wildly jab a broadsword with flame etchings at a giant black widow. You
stab her with a light puncture.
9778h, 2973m, 5604e, 10p, 25070en, 23668w elxk-<12:41:54.472> (0h, 0m, 0e)
You wildly jab a broadsword with flame etchings at a giant black widow. You
stab her with a light puncture.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The point of the blade thrusts through a giant black widow's body and emerges
from her back, jolting her upright as an expression of horror crosses her face.
She finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain a giant black widow.
A bloody spinneret tumbles out of the corpse of a giant black widow.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant black widow.
9778h, 2973m, 5604e, 10p, 25055en, 23668w exk-<12:41:54.753> (0h, 0m, 0e)
9778h, 2973m, 5604e, 10p, 25055en, 23668w exk-
9778h, 2973m, 5604e, 10p, 25055en, 23668w exk-
The Divine voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs echoes in your head, "Yes?"

Then i had sort talk with Viravain.

She had it triggered or what?? I was looking for a lightining striking in me in second i saw her tell to me.
Unknown2006-01-11 00:10:40
(Eliz Tirita): Tekora says, "Status report on the Hand?"

(Eliz Tirita): You say, "It's holding up, though beginning to show minor signs
of water damage. I propose a transfer to the Balach compound ASAP to prevent
further deterioration."

(Eliz Tirita): Tekora says, "Don't we need Thillieir's clearance to make any
sort of transfer?"

(Eliz Tirita): You say, "Negative. Balach Compound has been breached. Security
is questionable. We are to hold our positions until the Lucidians-."

(Eliz Tirita): Nymerya says, "Clearance for what?"

(Eliz Tirita): Wuylinfe says, "What's going on?"

(Eliz Tirita): You say, "Damn Thillieir. This is my operation now. Get the hand
to Rockhold, I know a man there who can hold it until we're ready to perform the
energy transfer. Lord Kartanoone cannot be kept waiting."

(Eliz Tirita): Nymerya says, "Kahazul, dear, shut up."
Diamondais2006-01-11 00:50:21
Tsk guido, tsk. Shouldnt give out your secret plans when Thillieir isnt around. tongue.gif

edit: Viravain is one of the most random Goddesses Ive seen, one second She seems cruel and uncaring towards Serens and Celestians especially but the next you look She acts like She likes you or something. She can be really nice, but really distant at the same time. Still one of the coolest Goddesses.
Diamondais2006-01-11 04:05:59
QUOTE
Mistress Selima y'Bolgari shouts, "Drago! I will have your heart! One way or the other!"
High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame shouts, "You can't have him, Selima!"
Navaryn2006-01-11 06:17:13
QUOTE
(Magnagora): Nigredo (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "What is a giant bumblebee doing on earth? Come to think of it what does a giant bumblebee do?"


laugh.gif
Tsuki2006-01-11 11:07:57
(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "This is a good night."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Ohh?"

(Serenwilde): Sivriel says, "How so, Lord Elcyrion?"

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "All is in alignment, it is time, do not be
disturbed by what you see. Let us see if My calculations are correct."

A strong wind picks up, billowing around you in graceful swirls.

The northern skies glow with a shimmering light, scintillating in various hues
of blue and purple.

The southern skies glow with a shimmering light, scintillating in various hues
of green and yellow.

The western skies glow with a shimmering light, scintillating in various hues of
red and orange.

The eastern skies glow with a shimmering light, scintillating in various hues of
grey and white.

The prismatic lights expand, until the entire firmament is covered in shimmering
colours.

The lights begin to churn, running into one another to form new colours as they
swirl across the skies in a giant maelstrom.

A brilliant white light suddenly shines from the peak of Mount Seirode and the
majestic swirling maelstrom starts to shrink as the colours are called to the
centre, leaving clear black skies dotted with stars behind.

The lights churn into the central point, creating a majestic churning cloud of
colour that shimmers and clashes like the violent clouds of a thunderstorm.

The light emitted from Mount Seirode dims ever so slightly before a great burst
of light takes your vision for the shortest instant. When the light disappears,
only clear black skies dotted with stars remain and all is as before.

(Serenwilde): Karolina says, "Woah."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Pretty colors."

(Serenwilde): Karolina says, "What was that."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Reminds me of Isune painting the dawn with
Trillillier."

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "Elcyrion, can
you try and keep your experiments somewhat more...quiet?"

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Well that was certainly interesting."

The deep, multi-toned voice of Elcyrion booms through the firmament, "My
apologies, it appears My calculations were off."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Hmm, well, that was interesting."

(Serenwilde): Karolina says, "*giggle*."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Anything good come out of it?"

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "I have grown wiser and might succeed next time."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Well you can always take up pyrotechnics as a hobby."
Joli2006-01-11 12:46:44
I feel so alive! Yes, we were playing with fate. tongue.gif


The Fulcrux of Shikari.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A comforting
feeling of privacy pervades the area. A statue of a leopard stands here, caught
mid-leap, its razor-sharp fangs exposed for the kill. A pool of pure blackness
sits in the centre of a rough rock cradle. Iriki, an immaculate black leopard
stands here, his sleek body blending seamlessly into the shadows. Shikari, the
Predator stands here, His form emanating pure, primal fury. He wields a curved,
razor-sharp black longsword in each hand. Forsaken Hakuro is here, sprawled on
the floor. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Elryn is here, rubbing
his chin thoughtfully. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic
cudgel in his right. Morik Whitbaum is here. He wields a steel rapier bearing
aquatic motifs in his left hand and a loboshigaru rapier in his right.
Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath is here. He wields a brutal war
hammer in each hand. High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya, Shadow of the Flame
is here. She wields a tower shield of twilight blue steel in her left hand.
Lady of Lacerations, Laura d'Erlette is here.
You see a single exit leading .

You see the following people here:
Shikari, Hakuro, Elryn, Morik, Murphy, Nymerya, Laura, Joli

Hakuro ponders the situation.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Nymerya tells you, "Shall we, then run?"

Murphy eats a sprig of marjoram.

You tell High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame,
"You first."

With a flourish of his arm, Morik bows deeply.

Nymerya tells you, "On the count of three?"

The air around Laura blurs as she chants under her breath. She shakes her head
and blinks in confusion.

You tell High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame,
"Sure."

Nymerya tells you, "1."

Nymerya tells you, "2."

Nymerya tells you, "3."

Nymerya snuggles up close to Shikari, looking happy and content.

"Eep!", Nymerya screams in fright.

You snuggle up close to Shikari, smiling happily.

You follow High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame
ether to within the cramped confines of a darkened cave.

You follow High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame
southwest to in the centre of a cavernous geodesic prism.

You follow High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame
west to a drafty chamber of scintillating quartz.

You follow High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, Shadow of the Flame
ether to the Fulcrux of Elcyrion.

Laura snickers softly to herself.

Nymerya shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it
sears the air around you, slamming directly into Nymerya's chest, causing her
to stretch her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from
Nymerya's body, she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with
no mark upon her.

A bolt of burning blue fire slams into the ground near where you stand, a
warning from Shikari. The next one may not miss...
Diamondais2006-01-12 04:44:15
(The Crimson Triangle): Syntobis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*dreams of being the iron fisted totalitarian dict-.... umm..... the.... nice snoogly huggly cute benevolent ruler he always wanted to be*."


laugh.gif I love Syntobis
Eyod2006-01-12 07:14:27
The Portal of Fate flashes as Godzilla steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.

Shadowbound Godzilla (Male Trill).

Godzilla in a chicken suit?