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by Viravain

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Kahazul2005-10-17 03:36:24
(Newbie): Barcy says, "And how do i register (( lol im used to playing world of
warcraft this is my first mud bare with me here lmao))"
Shorlen2005-10-17 04:49:13

The Portal of Fate flashes as Aids steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
(Moondust): Please welcome Aids who joins as a novice freshman!


No, sorry, I just... refuse.
Richter2005-10-17 04:50:31
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Oct 16 2005, 08:49 PM)
The Portal of Fate flashes as Aids steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
(Moondust): Please welcome Aids who joins as a novice freshman!
No, sorry, I just... refuse.
206913


You so ninjaed me by about five seconds, so I'll post this anyway:

(Newbie): Aids says, "Hi!"
3382h, 2770m, 2980e, 10p ex-
The Portal of Fate flashes as Aids steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
3382h, 2770m, 2980e, 10p ex-
(Newbie): Karaa says, "Hello."
3382h, 2770m, 2980e, 10p ex-
(Newbie): Aids says, "I'm aids!!!"

*a minute later*

(Newbie): Viravain says, "Aids has learned the sad, sad fact that he has been
defeated. Don't cry for him."
Kiarlea2005-10-17 09:55:30
(*****): Diamante says, "Tehre will be aeon in 7 minutes."

(*****): Suzari says, "Do we need to cure it?"

(*****): Diamante says, "No."

(*****): Suzari says, "Ok."

(*****): Diamante says, "Soul aeon."

(*****): Diamante says, "It will last a minute or so."

(*****): Shorlen says, "The teatime of the Fates."
Kiarlea2005-10-17 10:10:54
You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You say, "Help help I'm being maniplulated telepathically!"
Kaileigh2005-10-17 14:29:08
You teleport along the aether strands to Kurama.
At the stern of the Flying Fish.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A wooden keg stands upright on the
ground here. The slighly rumpled Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish stands
here, his posture one of abject fear. Grand Crusader, Sir Kurama, Marshal of
the Dawn is here. He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in his
left hand and a jagged-bladed broadsword in his right.
You see a single exit leading north.
Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish exclaims, "Loushy wOrthless baasttards!"
3460h, 5399m, 4828e, 7p, 13320en, 22440w esSilrx-
Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish throws a large keg at you.
*** I AM NO LONGER MOUNTED ON a golden dragon turtle!!! ***
3202h, 5399m, 4828e, 8p, 13320en, 22440w esSilrp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3202h, 5399m, 4828e, 8p, 13320en, 22440w esSilrxp-
(@@ I AM STANDING AGAIN!! @@)
3202h, 5399m, 4828e, 8p, 13320en, 22440w esSilrx-
Grand Crusader, Sir Kurama, Marshal of the Dawn says, "Eh?"
3202h, 5399m, 4828e, 8p, 13320en, 22432w esSilrx-
You bleed 7 health.
3195h, 5399m, 4828e, 8p, 13320en, 22438w esSilrx-
Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish flails about stupidly as if lacking any
control of his body.

wacko.gif Ima Kill Ukanthru
Kaileigh2005-10-17 14:36:09
Vanthan searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of force.
Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish says, "Datss righ *hic* e, get ocff me
shiv."
Thaemorn2005-10-17 15:22:56
(Serenwilde): You say, "I just discovered that drinking poisons in the Glade
wastes them for real. Don't do it!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "On the plus side, I discovered I can drink 100 sips of
charybdon in one go and be fine again within 10 seconds!"

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "For some reason, this makes Me fear for the
security of the Hartstone."
Ekard2005-10-17 16:03:32
Credits currently available for purchase:
3 credits at 6999 gold per credit.
1720 credits at 7000 gold per credit.
1 credits at 26000 gold per credit.
Total credits for sale: 1724 shown (1724 total) (Average sale price: 6040)
Use CREDITS BUY AT to purchase.


Its scary not funny!!

And who sad that astral drives prices up???

PS. Those 3 credits are mine tongue.gif

Ok now we NEED! Astral back!! Please??
Joli2005-10-17 18:03:06
Gah.. I almost died.. twitch.gif I just jumped about an inch in my seat. sad.gif

You step into the twirling wind and experience a short feeling of absolute freedom as you sail through the ether and exit somewhere else.
The Fulcrux of Elcyrion.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A sense of clarity permeatesthe immediate environment and the air feels fresh and pure, bathing the hallowed ground in an impression of peace and serenity. A temperate wind twirlsacross the terrace, sending up graceful eddies of sand and dust. Brightening its surroundings, a brilliant white rose lays on the ground.
You see a single exit leading through a twirling wind.

Offering spam

sleep
Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep.

You take a long drag off your pipe.

Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep.

sleep

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep.

You may eat or smoke another herb.

You crease your brow in a frown.

You give yourself the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

The Divine voice of Elcyrion, the Erudite echoes in your head, "What are you eyeing at?"
Kiarlea2005-10-17 22:30:59
161 flowers later....

Isune, the lost says, "Next thing you know, I'll be Isune, the Glorified
Compost Heap."
Vix2005-10-18 01:02:52
qw vix
Vixrim, Vix.
3445h, 5740m, 4720e, 10p, 27600w ex-
honors vixrim
Seeker of the Moon, Vixrim (Male Elfen).
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Shanthin, 112 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is a Freshmen Novice in the Moondancers.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


sad.gif I'm not special anymore.
Kiarlea2005-10-18 02:16:08
Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "We could smash up the place."

Nucoras shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You giggle happily.

Nucoras ceases to wield a bottle in his right hand.

Volucer tenses his talons and draws himself up slightly.

Nucoras begins to wield a tae'dae bearclaw flail in his left hand.

Nucoras begins to wield a tae'dae bearclaw flail in his right hand.

Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "I can write on the walls."

Yendos ceases to wield a golden sickle in his left hand.

You say, "Or we could drop some cake or something."

Yendos begins to wield a golden sickle in his left hand.

Acrune hums innocently to himself.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Isune gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Or some flowers!"

Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Although I have a hunch He might
recognize my writing."

You say, "Make the observatory into the Compost Heap instead!"

The corners of Yendos's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

A crystal observatory.
A massive dome of the clearest crystal spans over the entire width of this
magnificent observatory, providing a dazzling view of the firmament above. The
clear crystal walls have been inset with geometric designs that give off a
clear light that reveals an orderly working environment: large astrological
maps are neatly stacked in piles on tables, accompanied by charts on planar
theory, cosmology and planar interactions. Accompanying these are little
crystals of geometric shape that seem to sparkle with inner radiance. A
circular brass astrolabe stands here atop a pedestal, inscribed with a ring of
degree markings. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features.
Shimmering as it moves, a golden hummingbird busily zips about. Shining with
every movement, a platinum hummingbird hovers about. A translucent, elemental
hummingbird made of water hovers here with aquatic grace. Composed of light, a
hummingbird on wing glows brightly before you. An empyreal white falcon
patiently waits here, quietly preening. Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of
Isune is here. He wields a tae'dae bearclaw flail in each hand. Isune, the lost
is somewhere beneath an enormous pile of flowers ranging every hue. Nobleman
Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools is here, shrouded. He wields a tower shield of
twilight blue steel in his left hand and a coral staff in his right. Druid
Yendos, of the Hart is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading down.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "'I-s-u-n-e w-u-z h-r-i-e sounds
fitting for writting on the walls."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle at Nucoras.

Druid Yendos, of the Hart says, "H-r-i-e?"

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Yes."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "We all know vandalists are
illiterate."

The corners of Yendos's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Isune, the lost says, "Of course!"

The tip of Isune's finger glows, and She writes a glowing message on a nearby
wall.

You giggle happily.

Acrune utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

A crystal observatory.
A massive dome of the clearest crystal spans over the entire width of this
magnificent observatory, providing a dazzling view of the firmament above. The
clear crystal walls have been inset with geometric designs that give off a
clear light that reveals an orderly working environment: large astrological
maps are neatly stacked in piles on tables, accompanied by charts on planar
theory, cosmology and planar interactions. Accompanying these are little
crystals of geometric shape that seem to sparkle with inner radiance. Glowing
on a nearby wall is script that reads, "I z u n e w u z h r i e = ^ . ^ =." A
circular brass astrolabe stands here atop a pedestal, inscribed with a ring of
degree markings. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features.
Shimmering as it moves, a golden hummingbird busily zips about. Shining with
every movement, a platinum hummingbird hovers about. A translucent, elemental
hummingbird made of water hovers here with aquatic grace. Composed of light, a
hummingbird on wing glows brightly before you. An empyreal white falcon
patiently waits here, quietly preening. Isune, the lost is somewhere beneath an
enormous pile of flowers ranging every hue. Druid Yendos, of the Hart is here.
He wields a golden sickle in his left hand. Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of
Whirlpools is here, shrouded. He wields a tower shield of twilight blue steel
in his left hand and a coral staff in his right. Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost
Oracle of Isune is here. He wields a tae'dae bearclaw flail in each hand.
You see a single exit leading down.

Nucoras utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Isune, the lost says, "... Terrible."

Yendos utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Terenas2005-10-18 02:50:03
On the topic of triggers-

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Well damn I gues that means my auto-mudsex
triggers are in violation."
Narsrim2005-10-18 03:19:08
The soul of Sylteil (North of the mess)

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For some unknown reason, this amused me.
Joli2005-10-18 08:12:18
Message #566 Sent by: Laquatus
10/18 05:38 "Are you still married?"


unsure.gif
Kaileigh2005-10-18 18:27:36
The most awesome roleplayer EVAR

Lord Saint Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Light says, "I'm peaced for the next 11
months."

Lord Saint Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Light says, "Should be fun."

Joli leans on Amaru seeking consolation.

Oceanic Administratrix, Joli Estelonde, Baroness of Light says, "Why?"

You say, "Being a meanie head."

Lord Saint Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Light says, "Because the admin are
retarded."
Ekard2005-10-18 20:33:38
(Pages): Hajamin says, "The guild also has a Divine Patron, be afraid of Him...
He's really mean."

(Pages): Hajamin says, "And no one tell Him I said that..."
Joli2005-10-18 20:50:18
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You say, "Whatcha doing up there, Lord Elcyrion?"

A sudden breeze pulls at you briefly as it whips across the terrace.

The Divine voice of Elcyrion, the Erudite echoes in your head, "I'm pretending
to ignore you, little cousin."

You tell Elcyrion, the Erudite, "Awww."

You beam broadly.

You say, "My head hurts."

You rub your temples in frustration.

A sudden breeze pulls at you briefly as it whips across the terrace.

The Divine voice of Elcyrion, the Erudite echoes in your head, "I am sorry,
maybe I should stop echoing."

You tell Elcyrion, the Erudite, "It is just the use of telekinesis that is
making my head hurt, not You."

You say, "I know there are several people who believe He only represents peace
and nothing else."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Ripples distort the atmosphere as wispy strands of breeze coalesce into the
translucent form of Elcyrion.

You flash Elcyrion a joyous smile.

Elcyrion, the Erudite says, "Then they need to learn to read."

You say to Elcyrion, "So the ignoring didn't work out?"

Elcyrion, the Erudite says, "No, but I shall practice."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

"Awwwww!" you say.

You say, "So mean."


Edit: You know.. sending me a PM works better then doing whatever I missed while I was at school.
Xenthos2005-10-18 22:34:42
(Wyrms): Auruk says, "Yes! I am now Harmless."

Woo! Go, go!