Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shorlen2006-01-12 09:21:54
Mistress Selima y'Bolgari says, "Well?"

Mistress Selima y'Bolgari says, "Who is here to court me?"

Veradin Diamante says, "Im taken, heh."

Looking at Mistress Selima y'Bolgari, Elryn laughs joyously.
"Bah!" Mistress Selima y'Bolgari retorts disgustedly to Elryn.

Veradin Diamante shoves Nejii forward.

Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Likewise."

Spiral Stargazer, Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Mm, same."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Diamante!!"

Diamante gives Nejii the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Take one for the team!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Don't even think about it!"

Diamante urges Nejii onwards.

Diamante coughs softly.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Shhh!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Hah."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Get us some answers!"

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Vauraugli comes into view.

Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Called in Vauraugli,
if anyone should court you, it should be a Viscanti, you deserve no less."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, ":/."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "The daevos Dating service."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Uh, whatever works."
Murphy2006-01-12 12:49:51
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 12 2006, 07:21 PM)
Mistress Selima y'Bolgari says, "Well?"

Mistress Selima y'Bolgari says, "Who is here to court me?"

Veradin Diamante says, "Im taken, heh."

Looking at Mistress Selima y'Bolgari, Elryn laughs joyously.
"Bah!" Mistress Selima y'Bolgari retorts disgustedly to Elryn.

Veradin Diamante shoves Nejii forward.

Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Likewise."

Spiral Stargazer, Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Mm, same."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Diamante!!"

Diamante gives Nejii the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Take one for the team!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Don't even think about it!"

Diamante urges Nejii onwards.

Diamante coughs softly.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Shhh!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Hah."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "Get us some answers!"

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Vauraugli comes into view.

Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Called in Vauraugli,
if anyone should court you, it should be a Viscanti, you deserve no less."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, ":/."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Diamante says, "The daevos Dating service."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Uh, whatever works."
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Mirk2006-01-13 02:38:31
(Market): Chandestri says, "Selling Bulk herbs, Herb vial/keg refill kits,
Glomdoring and friends."
(Market): You say, "I bid 2k on glomdoring and friends..."
(Market): Bandeon says, "Ye be o'er payin', then."
(Market): You say, "True..."
Xenthos tells you, "Feel free to come on over and try to collect."

just a little fun...
Maelee2006-01-13 04:58:13
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(The Shadow Court): Shikari says, "If you need more space, I believe the Order
shop can spare some."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "And honestly, we're pretty full.. thanks to all my
studs."

(The Shadow Court): Shikari says, "I assume you are talking about jewellery,
Maelee."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "Heh, yes Father, sorry."

I just thought that was funny. Gotta love Lord Shikari's sense of humor!
Tsuki2006-01-13 16:31:23
(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh dear."

(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hm?"

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I was influencing with
nothing but a torc on my shoulders, no wonder they were giving me looks."

(Serenwilde): Gelo (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Skyclad..."

(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nothing wrong with
skyclad. Fine wiccan tradition."

(Serenwilde): Isluna says, "Nothing but a torc..oh my..."

(Serenwilde): Saran says, "Woah."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "I use to agree with that, then I became a tailor. Buy
clothes."
Shamarah2006-01-14 00:56:38
It always amuses me when, after countless debates on the morality of genetics and how genetic monsters will take over the world, the result is always something like a glow-in-the-dark pig or a mouse with three ears
hahaha
I am waiting on a fuzzy slinky that grows it's own fur, and molts in winter
that would be somethin
I'd be allergic :(
"OH GAWD! My Slinkie is MOLTING AGAIN!!!! >____ ...o_o
hmm
so you can like, not shave your slinky and get this uber ZZ-Top slinky
or like style your slinky
put it in the dryer and have a slinky with a full body afro
would be sad when your slinky died :(
...
yea
or ran away
and all the stray slinkies would live in dark allies
what kind of sound would it make when you stepped on it?
doesn't matter, it'd kill you before you heard it
hahaha
rawr!
a slinkie assasination...
The end of the spring would have a deadly venomous neurotoxin
hmm
in like... an Ed Boon kind of way...
a slinktality?
meh that sounds lame
lets just call it a mauling
that'd suck to have in your obituary
hahahah
'Died in a tragic slinky accident'
Veonira2006-01-14 04:21:36
(Magnagora): Empress Kebira n'Rotri says, "You will give me all power and
essence I demand! Then I shall destroy Celest! And then the communes! And the
Lords of Nill will make me Empress of Creation! SUCH IS HTE PACT!"

laugh.gif
Penelope2006-01-14 04:43:43
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "Yeah. I'm coming out of the closet. I'm actually a eunich man named Bubba Hu'sobladddin."

(Whytetower House): Marina says, "And I live in the mountains and chase after cars when they go by."
Joli2006-01-14 05:01:04
Necropolis ritual chamber.
A painting of a painting of a Scepter of Mystic Might is proudly exhibited on a
nearby wall. The gargantuan form of Empress Kebira n'Rotri looms above,
towering above the rooftops. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.
3534h, 3732m, 2391e, 10p, 15658en, 16618w esSilrx-

Ashar arrives from the north.
3534h, 3732m, 2391e, 10p, 15658en, 16618w esSilrx-

Slithering in from the north, a taint wyrm pollutes the air.
3534h, 3732m, 2391e, 10p, 15668en, 16624w esSilrx-

(Magnagora): Nokraenom says, "She is to the south of the Megalith."
3534h, 3732m, 2391e, 10p, 15668en, 16624w esSilrx-
ih

You tell Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight, "She's to the
south love."
You have been slain by Empress Kebira n'Rotri.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 3732m, 2391e, 10p, 15668en, 16624w esSilrx-



Holy crap. ohmy.gif

and why'd I get that tell to Daevos..?
Umbrawn2006-01-14 05:08:48
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "Yeah. I'm coming out of the closet. I'm actually a eunich man named Bubba Hu'sobladddin."
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "And I live in the mountains and chase after cars when they go by."
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "And if anyone posts that, I'll hunt them down and push them into moving traffic."
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "With a bomb attached to their genitalia."
(Whytetower House): You say, "Umm Marina.. 'tis too late.. you've already been quotebucketed."
(Whytetower House): Marina says, "....Where does Umbrawn live?"
Unknown2006-01-14 10:55:01
QUOTE
11.1.12 SHIKARI, THE PREDATOR

The Scribe of Elders had the unfortunate timing to attempt approaching
this Elder God mid-battle, and in the process seems to have gotten blood
and bits of gore all over his parchment and fine ruffled garments! Unable
to continue in such a state, the Scribe has been forced to abandon his
pursuits of knowledge regarding Shikari until he can obtain a fresh
change of clothing and some new parchment.


Reminds me of Viravains after Kethuru possessed her. But hey, at least he does have one now! laugh.gif tongue.gif
Nymerya2006-01-14 15:24:32
Asking him how his relationship with my daughter was going...

(House d'Erlette): Navaryn says, "Umm, pretty good?"

(House d'Erlette): You say, "And your daughter?"

(House d'Erlette): Navaryn says, "...what daughter?"

(House d'Erlette): You say, "Oh dear."

(House d'Erlette): You say, "Laura."

(House d'Erlette): Navaryn says, "Oh."

*dies laughing*
Tsuki2006-01-14 17:36:29
(Serenwilde): Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "Help! Help! I'm being
repressed at 'the Moonhart Mother Tree!'"


(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Nars."

(Serenwilde): Nessa says, ".."

(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Dont worry about it..."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Ok, why'd I hit her."

(Serenwilde): Sylleria (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Uh?"

(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Was an accident."

(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Nars did it though."

(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Sylleria (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Thats a *very* good
question narsrim..."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "I have no idea."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "It just happened."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "It wasn't anything I did."

(Serenwilde): Astrasia (from the Aetherways) says, "Your as bad as Dia with
lucky."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Aetherways) says, "Bah."

(Serenwilde): Mirk says, "Pooka?"

(Serenwilde): Nessa says, "You meant to hit Munsia, didn't you?"

(Serenwilde): Munsia says, "Lucky?"

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Let me see."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Aetherways) says, "I -mean- to hit luckie."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Aetherways) says, "*hum*."
Tsuki2006-01-14 17:54:34
Eyod! I also liked this conversation:


(Silver Seekers): Lisaera says, "Eyod is implying you are wrinkly, Tsuki."

Your current clan will now be the 'Silver Seekers' clan.

(Silver Seekers): You say, "Wrinkly? Wrinkly?!"

(Silver Seekers): You say, "If anyone's wrinkly, it's Laysus. All this fiddling
with potions."

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "Yes lets blame Laysus."

(Silver Seekers): Laysus says, "*grumble* and you say that after I give you that
keg back. Damnit."

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "And anything I said was under the influence of
weed cookies."

(Silver Seekers): You say, "I wonder if pookas like weed cookies. Maybe I could
ask one to steal all yours."


(Silver Seekers): Sivriel says, "How's my sister wrinkly eyod?"

(Silver Seekers): Sivriel says, "I think I need more chickens to throw."

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "After nine or ten he'd probably stop wanting to
work."

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "Well it's simple, the more intelligent and wise
one is the more wrinkles they collect. Like trees and their rings."

(Silver Seekers): You say, "So, Eyod ... you're saying that our Lady Lisaera is
-very- wrinkly, then?"

(Silver Seekers): Lisaera says, "That would explain why your face is so smooth
and unlined, Eyod."

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "I'm going to be chased from the basin now, arn't
I."

(Silver Seekers): You say, "Wait, I think he just got a wrinkle!"

Sivriel giggles happily at you.

You grin mischievously at Sivriel.

In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Eternae says to you, "Honours eyod?"

-honors eyod

Midnight Ritualist, Eyod of the Wrinkle (Male Lucidian).

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "Laysus is a bad influence."

The corners of Sivriel's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

(Silver Seekers): Laysus says, "Am not."

(Silver Seekers): Laysus says, "I just respond well to bad influences."

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "Personally I think we should strive for more
wrinkles, we should have a day celebrating them!"

(Silver Seekers): Laysus says, "And for people such as Eyod, we can paint extra
on so they don't feel inadequate?"

(Silver Seekers): You say, "So we should create a wiccan wrinkle ritual?"

(Silver Seekers): Eyod says, "We can't, because the Lady says they remove
wrinkles. It would form a never ending cycle."
Xenthos2006-01-14 20:26:28
Albion, the First of the Crones is here, bent over her cauldron. Standing here in a pulsating red mist, Glumki Thorneye, the King of the Redcaps eyes his surroundings balefully through ruby eyes. Selene the First of the Mothers sits with legs crossed and her hands folded on her rounded belly. Luna the First of the Maidens kneels on the ground and plays with a squirrel. Sniffing the air for a scent, Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness looms here. Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh floats inches above the ground here, her deep purple eyes glowing.

For some reason, I never ever thought I'd see this. unsure.gif
Unknown2006-01-15 05:05:14
(Magnagora): Chade says, "The rabbit is the one furthest along, no point in
giving animals to the other zoo creatures until the rabbit goes crazy."



(Magnagora): Chade says, "There we go."

(Magnagora): Chade says, "Crazy rabbit."

(Magnagora): Eol says, "Tricks are for kids, Chade. Don't try to tell us it
isn't crazy already."
Joli2006-01-15 07:13:43
Kahazul shuffles some cards with the image of the Lovers out of his deck.

Kahazul throws a Lovers tarot at you and as it strikes true, you fall
hopelessly in love with him.

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "You can cure the affliction,
but you cannot cure the feelings!"

You give Kahazul the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates says, "Sir? are you ok?"

Daniem takes a drink from a diamond vial.

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "I am perfectly fine. Joli is
my emotinal punching bag, so to speak."

Daniem tells you, "You love him don't you."

Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates says, "Hhmm."

Daniem shrugs helplessly.

You say, "I'm a what?"

You tell Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates, "What?"

Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates says, "Who needs emotions."

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "A wonderful, beautiful
little Viscanti."

Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates says, "Work is all that is needed."

Urth Daniem, Instrument of the Fates says, "For Magnagora."

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "Hardly."

"Oh?" Daniem exclaims quizzically.

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "If you work to much, the
quality of that work will begin to deteriorate."

Daniem smirks.

Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "Recreation is a must, to
keep your juices flowing. So to speak."

Neffer arrives from the west.

Neffer leaves to the east.

You say, "uh.. ew.."

You give Kahazul the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

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Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "Joli, Joli... how I love to
love Joli."


He can be cute sometimes. tongue.gif
Jack2006-01-15 14:58:38
QUOTE
Antitheos Kahazul Can'tah, Voice of the Maw says, "Joli, Joli... how I love to
love Joli."


That's a line from The Stand. "How I love to love Nadine." Specifically, it's what a oujia board writes when it's possessed by Randall Flagg. Flagg summarily orders Nadine to detonate a bomb which kills several people, then impregnates her (which, coincidentally, places her in a catatonic state), before becoming enraged at her, then throwing her off a building.

Kahazul ees sho romanteek! wub.gif
Joli2006-01-15 15:31:12
QUOTE(Jack @ Jan 15 2006, 09:58 AM)
That's a line from The Stand. "How I love to love Nadine." Specifically, it's what a oujia board writes when it's possessed by Randall Flagg. Flagg summarily orders Nadine to detonate a bomb which kills several people, then impregnates her (which, coincidentally, places her in a catatonic state), before becoming enraged at her, then throwing her off a building.

Kahazul ees sho romanteek!  wub.gif
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tongue.gif I really wasn't reading too much into it, seeing as how I figured he was taking the piss anyway.


Here's ma qoute.

Murphy tells you, "I'm a tiger baby, -rawr-."

wub.gif Murphy
Murphy2006-01-15 15:31:55
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 16 2006, 01:31 AM)
tongue.gif  I really wasn't reading too much into it, seeing as how I figured he was taking the piss anyway.
Here's ma qoute.

Murphy tells you, "I'm a tiger baby, -rawr-."

wub.gif Murphy
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lol, everyone loves the murph i don't know why so many deny it.