Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Murphy2006-01-15 15:38:14
now that wouldn't be cool
Tsuki2006-01-15 15:58:38
(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Seeking 1 gold."

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Because shorlen overcharges."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "I do not!"

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Shorlen, how could you!"


(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "You shouldn't tell me how much gold you have
though!"
Mirk2006-01-15 17:49:00
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jan 15 2006, 10:06 AM)
Does The Stand have any connection to his book The Eyes of the Dragon? Keep at it Guido  wink.gif
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Yes, practically all of his books are interconnected in some way, shape, or form. And they really get connected if you read the dark tower series...
And if you really decide to pay attention, you will notice how he references events (Tommyknockers references the Dead Zone, as one example) and the same settings (Castle Rock, Boulder, etc...)
edit: oh yeah, and he oftenly likes to use the same names as well
Athana2006-01-15 18:36:40
You stroke a hellish night mare tenderly.

Ethelon gives you the once over.

Bred in the darkest pits of Nil, the night mare is the size of a huge stallion
with a coat that is as black as pitch and slightly oily. Her mane and tail are a
deep russet red, somewhat the colour of dried blood. Her eyes are alive with a
molten fire, glowing preternaturally red like burning embers. Smoke curls out of
her nostrils which constantly flare with her impatient snorts. Most remarkable
of all is the fact that her hooves never touch the ground, but rather she
perpetually stands upon a bank of black clouds that roil angrily beneath her.
With each stamp from iron-shod hooves, small sparks of lightning flash within
these black clouds. She is called 'Kendle.'
A hellish night mare is quite powerful.
She weighs about 1875 pounds.
Her feedbag is nearly empty! She will starve very soon without food.
She is mountable as a legendary steed.
She is loyal to Wielder of the Stone, Ethelon a'Ishial.
You see nothing in it.

Ethelon beams broadly.

Wielder of the Stone, Ethelon a'Ishial says, "I need to buy sandwiches for him
later."

You point accusingly at a platter of sauteed beef cutlets.

Ethelon claps his hands together merrily.

You put a platter of sauteed beef cutlets in Kendle, a hellish night mare's
feedbag.

You put a platter of sauteed beef cutlets in Kendle, a hellish night mare's
feedbag.

Wielder of the Stone, Ethelon a'Ishial says, "He'll love you."

You put a platter of sauteed beef cutlets in Kendle, a hellish night mare's
feedbag.

You put a platter of sauteed beef cutlets in Kendle, a hellish night mare's
feedbag.

Ethelon looks about himself suspiciously.

You say, "But it's a girl!"

Ethelon shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

Ethelon peers at a hellish night mare unscrupulously.

Wielder of the Stone, Ethelon a'Ishial runs around Kendle checking under and
over.

Ethelon sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

You say, "Told you."

Wielder of the Stone, Ethelon a'Ishial says, "See....and here I though him not
having...you know...was an....uhh, accident."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Ethelon looks about himself suspiciously.
Diamondais2006-01-16 01:38:14
(Celest): Kearvus says, "Oops, ment to join the mighty taint of magnagora...
not the pitiful light of celest.... later lightscum!!!"
(Celest): Shamarah says, "Oookay."
(Celest): Jasato says, "....right..."
(Celest): Gandal says, "Bah."
(Celest): You say, "Mini Kaervas?"
(Celest): Lanko says, "Good ridance."
(Celest): Jasato says, "Could be."
(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Someone should have some pennyroyal today."
(Celest): Raikogen says, "Seems like it."
(Celest): Shamarah says, "Probably a Kaervas fanboy."


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Veonira2006-01-16 01:39:58
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jan 15 2006, 08:38 PM)
(Celest): Kearvus says, "Oops, ment to join the mighty taint of magnagora...
not the pitiful light of celest.... later lightscum!!!"
(Celest): Shamarah says, "Oookay."
(Celest): Jasato says, "....right..."
(Celest): Gandal says, "Bah."
(Celest): You say, "Mini Kaervas?"
(Celest): Lanko says, "Good ridance."
(Celest): Jasato says, "Could be."
(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Someone should have some pennyroyal today."
(Celest): Raikogen says, "Seems like it."
(Celest): Shamarah says, "Probably a Kaervas fanboy."
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Kearvus tells you, "Excuse me miss."
Kearvus tells you, "Could you induct me into the geomancers?"
<>: You say, "Bleh."
<>: You say, "Kearvus wants to be inducted into the guild."
<>: You say, "Why do I have a bad feeling about this."
<>: Caighan says, "Heh."
You tell Kearvus, "You may wish to consider a name change."
You tell Kearvus, "Your current name is strikingly similar to our Guild
Champion's."
Kearvus tells you, "Hrm.. that is interesting... who is the champion?"
You tell Kearvus, "Kaervas."
Kearvus tells you, "Amusing... is he around? i'd sure like to meet him."
You tell Kearvus, "No, not at the moment."
Kearvus tells you, "Shame... so can i be inducted?"
<>: You say, "Hm."
You tell Kearvus, "Unless you have a more suitable name, I'm afraid I can't
<>: You say, "Don't induct Kearvus if he asks you, unless he changes
his name."
<>: Caighan says, "I say give him a shot ya never know we might get
lucky and get one with close to the same combat ability."
<>: Caighan says, "Oh why?"
You tell Lord of Taint, Caighan Drakonis, Wandering Chef, "He's just here to
make trouble."
Caighan tells you, "Ah."
Veoniru tells you, "Now can i."
<>: You say, "Oh are you kidding me."
<>: You say, "He namechanged to Veoniru."

Veoniru (Male Viscanti).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 16th of Roarkian, 121 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

<>: Caighan says, "Heh."
You tell Veoniru, "Definitely not."
Veoniru tells you, "Please!"


The Portal of Fate flashes as Gerhald steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "(Spouts): Please welcome Gerhald who joins
as a novice freshman!"
Unknown2006-01-16 02:57:07
kiss aslaran
You kiss Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman passionately.
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman snarls viciously at you.

say be home at 9 hunny
You say, "Be home at 9 hunny."
5778h, 2050m, 3658e, 10p exk-

wave aslaran
You wave goodbye at Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman.
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman snarls viciously at you.
5778h, 2049m, 3658e, 10p exk-

You follow High Templar Deangelo Valentine, Counsel of Justice ether to the Pool
of Stars.
5778h, 2074m, 3658e, 10p exk-

Evanescent White Orchid, Elwynn, Belial Angel says, "You are -not- ugly dear."
5778h, 2074m, 3658e, 10p exk-

Deangelo rolls on the floor, laughing.
Veonira2006-01-16 04:44:31
Now I'm all for roleplay but...

Vazor farts and stinks up the room.

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Unknown2006-01-16 06:22:11
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jan 16 2006, 05:44 AM)
Now I'm all for roleplay but...

Vazor farts and stinks up the room.

dunno.gif  noway.gif
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There was a novice once who did nothing else than sit at the Portal and spam that emote.. I have a bad deja vu blink.gif
Veonira2006-01-16 06:27:56
QUOTE(shadow @ Jan 16 2006, 01:22 AM)
There was a novice once who did nothing else than sit at the Portal and spam that emote.. I have a bad deja vu blink.gif
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The main annoying thing was that he was the same kid as Kearvus, Veoniru and Gerhald xD!
Jenna2006-01-16 08:41:44
Some fun with thirdeye cutoff-

Urth *******, Instrument of the Fates (Beneath the Tower of the Dark Fat)
Daganev2006-01-16 08:46:31
If we experience Lag, we know who to blame.. soll and his flowers!
Richter2006-01-16 08:52:02
I wanted to see if the game would lag with 32 figurines battling at once, repeatedly, and it didn't even flinch. Makes me wonder exactly how many hamsters Raezon made.
Shakaya2006-01-16 09:05:32
I believe it was 200,000.
Richter2006-01-16 09:08:03
Right, I guess I'm going to need some more powerstones then.
Joli2006-01-16 09:23:14
(Market): Richter says, "Also selling thirty seven daggers, and six hundred
fifteen fishcakes."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "Wow.. must have emptied the sea."

Richter tells you, "They're actually made of rabbit."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "..then why are they fishcakes?"

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "Why not.. rabbitcakes?"

Richter tells you, "Because rabbitcakes are worse sounding."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "But that's false advertising?"

Richter tells you, "I could call them Jolicakes."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "O_O."
Penelope2006-01-16 19:07:28
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 16 2006, 05:23 AM)
(Market): Richter says, "Also selling thirty seven daggers, and six hundred
fifteen fishcakes."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "Wow.. must have emptied the sea."

Richter tells you, "They're actually made of rabbit."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "..then why are they fishcakes?"

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "Why not.. rabbitcakes?"

Richter tells you, "Because rabbitcakes are worse sounding."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "But that's false advertising?"

Richter tells you, "I could call them Jolicakes."

You tell Arbitrageur Richter Carthan, "O_O."
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Hrm, he only sold 400 of the 1000 I cooked for him?
Richter2006-01-16 19:10:19
Yeah, they're going slow. They're also taking up space, I'll have to get more manageable amounts next time. :S
Unknown2006-01-16 22:56:43
Those fishcakes are all my character eats tongue.gif
Diamondais2006-01-16 23:01:00
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Aqua Adept Alnra Regamos smiles broady at d as her eyes soften to a light-blue,leaning in to give d a tight hug.

Fear me, for I am now D. glare.gif