Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Kiarlea2006-01-20 03:56:57
someone needs to ask Munsia about her obsession with Daevos
Daevos have big peenus, Narsrim have smull peenus. Seren all have smull peenus. Mags have BIG peenus.
Rauros2006-01-20 04:03:08
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Verithrax2006-01-20 04:06:36
Officer Rauros Gilmire, Hand of Balance shouts, "WEPAAAAW!!!"
Joli2006-01-20 04:14:33
QUOTE(Kiarlea @ Jan 19 2006, 10:56 PM)
someone needs to ask Munsia about her obsession with Daevos
Daevos have big peenus, Narsrim have smull peenus.  Seren all have smull peenus.  Mags have BIG peenus.
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Whee, laughing inaudibly. That's great.

uh...Someone explain this?

Message #9 Sent by: (unknown)
05/22 01:27 "Surprise!"

Message #10 Sent by: (unknown)
05/22 22:39 "Yes Mistress, I had a change of heart about Serenwilde. I always
liked the darkness. I still have a taste for bunnies though ^.^."

... huh.gif

First couple of messages are from unknown people. I remember getting them, but that's odd..



Message #39 Sent by: (system)
05/28 04:46 "You have been ousted as guild undersecretary."

Message #40 Sent by: Kalidasha
05/28 04:47 "If you wish to be an undersecretary again, we need to have a
serious talk. You're not in trouble, let me assure you, but I'm not happy."

Oh the joys of fearing Kali. tongue.gif I wish I remembered what that talk was about.
Oh.. now I remember. I had to go AFK because my mom was screaming at me for something stupid. I timed out, so no shrubbing me! (Was only like.. 10 minutes anyway)
Joli2006-01-20 04:42:51

I really don't understand this one.. but it made me laugh:

Message #175 Sent by: Richter
07/02 04:06 "Batman beings time, woo."



....

Message #203 Sent by: (unknown)
07/11 21:38 "You're holding a painting of Me, darling."

crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif depressed.gif

That's so not cool.. sad.gif

I'm sad now.
Verithrax2006-01-20 05:11:43
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 20 2006, 01:14 AM)
Message #40        Sent by: Kalidasha
05/28 04:47 "If you wish to be an undersecretary again, we need to have a
serious talk. You're not in trouble, let me assure you, but I'm not happy."
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Man, I remember that.

Kalidasha says, "This is not the kind of censor.gif I will tolerate in my guild."

He did seriously say that during The Talk. tongue.gif
Acrune2006-01-20 05:45:16
Kalidasha didn't do it right. I've found it fun to be as vague as possible in 'we need to talk' messages. Lets people worry about what they might of done, then they're really happy when they get made into a secretary or something. tongue.gif
Shiri2006-01-20 05:47:01
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 20 2006, 05:45 AM)
Kalidasha didn't do it right. I've found it fun to be as vague as possible in 'we need to talk' messages. Lets people worry about what they might of done, then they're really happy when they get made into a secretary or something. tongue.gif
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biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Moggy, Ibby, Sylphas and I did that to Ialie when we were promoting her to Librarian. That was funny as hell.
Acrune2006-01-20 05:49:16
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jan 20 2006, 01:47 AM)
biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Moggy, Ibby, Sylphas and I did that to Ialie when we were promoting her to Librarian. That was funny as hell.
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One of the guys I was promoting to secretary messaged me a confession. doh.gif
Xenthos2006-01-20 15:14:42
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 20 2006, 01:49 AM)
One of the guys I was promoting to secretary messaged me a confession.  doh.gif
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... biggrin.gif

The people I give "we need to talk" messages are always concerned until we speak, but I never got confessions. unsure.gif
Richter2006-01-20 18:01:53
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 19 2006, 08:42 PM)
I really don't understand this one.. but it made me laugh:

Message #175        Sent by: Richter
07/02 04:06 "Batman beings time, woo."
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I think I was going off to see Batman Begins, and I just spelled it wrong. Sheesh, that was six months ago. I get crazy if I have more than five or so messages in my inbox.
Verithrax2006-01-20 21:11:01
Arix tells you, "I fnord in your general direction."
Stangmar2006-01-20 22:02:34
Rauros, you're sig is funny, though i can't remember saying any of that.
Shorlen2006-01-21 00:51:36
QUOTE(stangmar @ Jan 20 2006, 06:02 PM)
Rauros, you're sig is funny, though i can't remember saying any of that.
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They're quotes from www.bash.org with the names of the people who actually said them swapped for Lusternians. Dunno if he meant it to be funny or offensive.
Valarien2006-01-21 01:29:25
Princess Penelope Whytetower, Auspice of Dusk says to you, "Come Valarien! To
the bat cave!"

Penelope points eastwards.

Penelope leaves to the east.
She is followed by a dwarven pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, and a loboshigaru
pilgrim.

You blink.

You shed Shadowcaster faeling form and flow as a spirit through the verdant
leaves, embracing the physical once more and arrive at opening onto a narrow
ledge.

Opening onto a narrow ledge.
A patch of reishi mushroom thrives here. Pausing to rest, a dwarven pilgrim looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, a loboshigaru pilgrim looks off into the distance. There are 3 giant bats here. Princess Penelope Whytetower, Auspice of Dusk is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and southwest.

Penelope points the tip of her athame at a giant bat's heart and makes a sudden
stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and
slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.

A giant bat flies out to the north, flapping its leathery wings.

You blink.

A giant bat swoops down to batter Penelope with its leathery wings.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You shed Shadowcaster faeling form and flow as a spirit through the verdant
leaves, embracing the physical once more and arrive at under a dark root.

Under a dark root. A patch of reishi mushroom thrives here. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. Suspended from the large black root hangs a large black cauldron. Smoke curling from her nostrils, a night mare paws impatiently at the black clouds that roil beneath her hooves.
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper is here, shrouded. She wields an
athame dagger in her left hand and a butterfly-winged shield in her right.
You see exits leading north and east.

You say, "She went... to.. the bat cave.."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "She is a sick woman."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Just do this."

Penelope arrives from the east.
She is followed by a dwarven pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, and a loboshigaru
pilgrim.

Penelope hums a happy tune.

Shayle smiles and nods at Penelope, obviously trying very hard to look
interested.

Penelope gives a horrified gasp.

Princess Penelope Whytetower, Auspice of Dusk says, "Where'd my bat go?"

Penelope grumbles angrily.


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Veonira2006-01-21 03:17:10
A little political discussion in IRC

10:14:19 PM: Stangmar: there's a nice little story called
10:14:24 PM: Laysus: I had nukes, then I found out that total annihilation is just a computer game, not real sad.gif
10:14:28 PM: Stangmar: The Little Boy Who Cried Nuclear Warhead

10:15:05 PM: Verithrax: Would you like to play a game?
10:15:05 PM: Verithrax:

<3 War Games
Arix2006-01-21 04:10:55
QUOTE
Volucer, The Razor Wing gazes deep into the soul of Seria, his heart in his eyes.

I love random Divine pet emotes
Soll2006-01-21 19:02:29
QUOTE
A Scroll of Protection tells you, "My love! I am afraid of Soll."


Conflicting much?
Diamondais2006-01-21 20:59:49
QUOTE
Aiakon tells you, "Is your warcry a comment on your cup size?"


This makes me wonder why you were so interested as to Honours me, but amusing none the less
Diamondais2006-01-22 01:05:46
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(Celest): Garent says, "I'll be accepting of the cultures of others once they change them so that they aren't so impossible to pronounce!"
(Celest): Arix (from the Aetherways) says, "That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. And I'm Arix."
(Celest): Garent says, "Oh yeah? Let's see YOU pronounce it!"
(Celest): Arix (from the Aetherways) says, "Pronounce what, Arix?"
(Celest): Arix (from the Aetherways) says, "It's Ah-rix."

The Humans are getting too uppity me thinks, glad we have Arix around. laugh.gif