Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Vix2006-01-24 22:31:10
QUOTE(Vix @ Jan 22 2006, 09:39 PM)
And this isn't goddamn pick on Nejii day!
That's Tuesday!

*marks calendar*
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Guess what day it is! biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-01-24 23:13:51
Nightwalker brothers and their antics (though technically iblis isn't nightwalker, we still consider him such):

Not hilarious or anything, but good amusing RP to me.

Drayde Nightwalker says, "I do hate chasing people, though."
Iblis, Dog of War says, "Chasing is hunting, and hunting is everything."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
Drayde Nightwalker says, "Running in plate just seems overly tiring."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-l
Iblis, Dog of War says, "And, if I may suggest, if you weren't so damned tall,
you would not need so much armour, and running would be considerably easier."



You say to Iblis, "Going to immolate?"
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-nod

You nod your head emphatically.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-say Give it here

You say, "Give it here."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
You gag a bit as you inhale your own stink.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
Iblis, Dog of War says, "Why?"
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-say But if we immolate, we're repaying it with water's essence

You say, "But if we immolate, we're repaying it with water's essence."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-say Because I'm going to immolate him

You say, "Because I'm going to immolate him."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
You gag a bit as Iblis's stink wafts over you.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
Iblis, Dog of War says, "As long as we get to go to Water at all."
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
Iblis gives the corpse of Drayde to you.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-nod

You nod your head emphatically.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-teleport nexus

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Master Ravenwood Tree.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p xk-
Iblis, Dog of War says, "I shall be satisfied."


You say to Iblis, "Have to keep decorum before the ladies, hm?"
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-chuckle

You chuckle long and heartily.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
With a wistful look on his face, Anu touches the Master Ravenwood Tree.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
The shadow of Iblis suddenly grows longer.
The curled corpse of a spider falls to the ground from the branches of the
Master Ravenwood Tree.
4570h, 2470m, 3060e, 10p exk-
Iblis, Dog of War says, "Breasts aside, Drayde is no lady."
Murphy2006-01-25 15:31:02
<>: Ixion says, "I don't spawn, I shoot my demon seed, thanks very much."
Ialie2006-01-25 16:03:28
QUOTE(Soll @ Jan 24 2006, 04:52 PM)
Severed arteries ftw.
doh.gif

Before that started, I didn't even have a clue why she was glaring. Thus, I hit her a warning. doh.gif

It seems I acquisito'd a weevil of hers. laugh.gif
... Did I over-react? unsure.gif
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I always tell them not to hunt iweevils in rooms people are standing in. It is extremely rude anyway. Imagine you were having a conversation and all the sudden someone just leaped in front of you and pulled out a sword and killed a roach at your feet.

Not to mention the spam and interuption in conversation it causes.
Xavius2006-01-25 19:23:43
QUOTE(Ialie @ Jan 25 2006, 11:03 AM)
I always tell them not to hunt iweevils in rooms people are standing in. It is extremely rude anyway. Imagine you were having a conversation and all the sudden someone just leaped in front of you and pulled out a sword and killed a roach at your feet.

Not to mention the spam and interuption in conversation it causes.
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Not a roach. A squirrel or a raccoon. Something that actually makes a mess and requires some semblance of effort to kill.
Ixion2006-01-26 00:23:05
Ialie tells you, "*Massages your inner mind*."

I had a rather digressed thought when I heard that.

Ialie's precious.
Ialie2006-01-26 01:05:41
Sherri says, "Well that sucked."

Sherri says, "I got booted and enemied tog lom."

Sherri says, "I got booted and enemied to glom, rather."


Sherri says, "I crapped on Shayle...literally..."


You say, "YoU WHAT?"


Sherri says, "I crapped on Shayle."


Sherri says, "I had to go.."


You say, "What do you mean you crapped on her?"



Sherri says, "I mean i pooped on her face."





Sherri says, "I had to go, and she was the closest thing to a toilet..."


Apprentice Hexe Mazeb, Spirit of Moon says, "....."


Sherri says, "Its not like it as gross, I ate well beforehand, I swear she loved
it..."

You say to Sherri, "Why did you do that?"


Sherri says, "Because i had to?"



Sherri says, "When you gotta go you gotta go."



Apprentice Hexe Mazeb, Spirit of Moon says, "But on someones face?"



Sherri says, "And I wasnt gonna defile nature, so i defiled shayle."

Sherri says, "I didnt think she'd take it so harshly."



Sherri says, "But hey, not eveyone likes butt cream on their face."


Gwynevere Natsurei says, "Shayle, being the current Queen of the Night will not
take that lightly."


Apprentice Hexe Mazeb, Spirit of Moon says, "Did you think she would like it."


Sherri says, "I thought she might."



Sherri says, "Where i come from, its a jesture of kindness."



Sherri says, "I'm gonna suicide, please, never forget me, as the little elf that
took a big wet steamy, all over the queen of nights face, and thought she would
like it."
Viravain2006-01-26 01:12:36
I fail to see how that is cute or funny. That's just disgustingly rude.
Xenthos2006-01-26 01:18:48
It's also one of those emotes I would consider as "never actually happened," just like "emote brandishes his rapier before slicing your head off. You die. Haha." <--- I hate emotes / illusions like this, by the way.

Edit: And yes, this does mean you, anyone who uses an illusion to pretend that everyone at the Ravenwood has been struck down by lightning! Like, oh my, I STILL SEEM TO BE ALIVE! And there was no charring sensation as I burned to a crisp! rolleyes.gif
Shamarah2006-01-26 02:31:33
It's mildly amusing simply because it's so stupid and immature.
Unknown2006-01-26 03:15:55
And here I was eating my lunch.
Joli2006-01-26 04:14:52
Eww, that's very nasty..

I kind of wish Viravain had struck that one down..

Just ewwww..

God.. The image is in my mind.. ranting.gif
Athana2006-01-26 04:19:11
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Narsrim2006-01-26 04:20:42
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Shiri2006-01-26 04:24:13
Killlll iiiit.
Shiri2006-01-26 04:29:46
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "With all the
conversation about death and undeath written on the bulletin boards I
wouldn'say Where the hell am I?"

xD
Simimi2006-01-26 04:56:06
from IRc just now...we all knew it was gonnna happen one day

WTF?
there's a HUGEASS group of Celenwilders at the Megalith on Elemental
Celestian-initiated I reckon
i give fwording up
Stangmar: Please watch your language. This is your second warning.
no you watch your fwording language, opserv
* Stangmar was kicked by OpServ (Please watch your language. This is your final warning.)
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Smooth :|
that was so cute, someone should quote it, infact i think I will
Heh, yes, I wanted to
Just make sure to censor it mimi tongue.gif

YEA! YOU SHOWED THAT OPSERV GIRLFRIEND! *snap snap snap* xD
<3 Stang-meister
Soll2006-01-26 07:43:35
dots.gif Even the owls have attitude nowadays. biggrin.gif

QUOTE
Seeker of the Moon, Tomais asks, "Ok i keep going deaf everytime i ask this,
what are the roasted clams quahog gives you for?"

A small screech owl clears his throat in an attempt to gain your attention.

Tomais flashes a small screech owl a joyous smile.
A small screech owl ruffles its wings.

A small screech owl gives Tomais the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

A small screech owl says, "Why not ask the wise owl?"

A small screech owl blinks.

A small screech owl mutters something beneath his breath before he ruffles his
feathers.

You smile and say, "There there, dear owl."

A small screech owl says, "Young fowl these days.."

A small screech owl says, "Never staying still for anything."

You say, "Quite rude."

You whisper soothing words to a small screech owl.

Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says to a small screech owl,
"You talk alot y'know?"

A small screech owl says, "So now now. What have we here, eh?"

You say, "A silly Champion, and an old man."

You hobble around like an old man.

A small screech owl says, "And you smell like the underbelly of a rotting
carcus."

A small screech owl says, "But do I complain? Nae."

Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says, "I'll take that as a
compliment."

A small screech owl blinks at Munsia for a moment and ruffles it feathers in
irritation.

A small screech owl says, "It wouldn't hurt to ask us owls what we think. You
might learn something, y'know."

Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says, "It might hurt my ego."

A small screech owl says, "That's already been hurt."

You say, "It definitely would."

Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says, "How so."

A small screech owl says, "You were born and it broke."

You snigger evilly at a small screech owl.

Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says, "Cept my family is known
for the biggest ego in the basin."

A small screech owl ruffles his feathers irritably and cautiously eyes a leaf
nearby .

A leaf shudders for a moment before going still.

You have emoted: Soll kneels down a flicks a leaf, causing it to flutter towards
a small screech owl.

A red fox says, "Do you ever take a moment to quiet yourself, owl brother?"

A red fox says, "Or are all your kind this talkative?"

You say, "Heyy, he doesn't talk thatmuch."

A small screech owl nods his head at you, showing his acceptance.

You say, "Well, I hope most of it was insulting you."

A red fox says, "Truly? Don't you owlen have anything better to do than insult
women who smell like lizard dung?"


Goes on. blink.gif Ruude NPCs. Tut tut. laugh.gif Hilarious.
Soll2006-01-26 07:51:50
Now everything at the Moonhart's talking. blink.gif Hurty on the head, but awesome!
Shiri2006-01-26 07:59:40
That owl was talking to Ialie and I earlier, was fun. biggrin.gif