Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Unknown2006-01-29 18:10:11
"...what in the bloody Nil are you idiots doing to the ethic
substance of reality?"

I think he meant Etheric...unless Lacostian and Elcyrion would have messed with everybody's ethical principles...

Sorry, I couldn't resist...
Shamarah2006-01-29 21:34:13
Even Japhiel thinks saplings are overpowered!

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You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe, you whack into the trunk of a hornbeam sapling.

You say, "Stupid saplings."

You grumble angrily.

Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice nods his head at you.
Veonira2006-01-30 00:52:15
7:50:34 PM: Mell: We need females to balance the rampant testosterone of all the men running around smile.gif
7:50:50 PM: Stangmar: and the rampant testosterone of all the women running around sad.gif
Stangmar2006-01-30 03:05:41
I wanna be first sex of Halli Guardians
O_O
I mean SEC

a few seconds later:

you know you meant sex
don't deny it
Joli2006-01-30 03:15:10
These recent events leave many questions lingering. Will Elcyrion ever
be able to recreate the true effect of Xyl's master creations? Is
Hajamin still alive, alone in the Void against a being of unsurpassed
power? What is this crystal sphere that was retrieved from The Void?
What was Fain doing in the Void anyway?


Soap opera anyone? tongue.gif
Penelope2006-01-30 03:20:26
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 29 2006, 11:15 PM)
These recent events leave many questions lingering. Will Elcyrion ever
be able to recreate the true effect of Xyl's master creations? Is
Hajamin still alive, alone in the Void against a being of unsurpassed
power? What is this crystal sphere that was retrieved from The Void?
What was Fain doing in the Void anyway?
Soap opera anyone?  tongue.gif
251653



As the Basin Turns? laugh.gif
Diamondais2006-01-30 03:29:58
QUOTE
You are holding:
a key, a hefty shovel, 3 amethyst vials, a soot-blackened tinderbox, a jade
vial, a diamond vial, a two-sided pamphlet, a white kite shield, 2 bloodstone
vials, a beryl vial, 3 deck of Tarot cards, 57 blank tarot cards, a sapphire
vial, a gruesome scalp, a magically-preserved letter, 2 bottles, a cen rune, a
large compendium, the corpse of an old rat, a bowl of shrimp curry, the corpse
of a baby rat, a paint palette, the corpse of a lumbering red weevil, a
beastial guardian.



I have a new friend!

QUOTE
You stroke a beastial guardian tenderly.
A beastial guardian smiles happily.


Its one of the Beastial Guardians from the Taurian place.
Stangmar2006-01-30 03:59:38
QUOTE(Joli @ Jan 29 2006, 08:15 PM)
These recent events leave many questions lingering. Will Elcyrion ever
be able to recreate the true effect of Xyl's master creations? Is
Hajamin still alive, alone in the Void against a being of unsurpassed
power? What is this crystal sphere that was retrieved from The Void?
What was Fain doing in the Void anyway?
Soap opera anyone?  tongue.gif
251653


You forgot "Tune in next week on !"
Joli2006-01-30 04:05:49
Will Isune ever confess her love to Lacostian? Does Lisaera still love Fain? And what is that rabbit doing to Elcyrion's shrine?

quickexit.gif
Verithrax2006-01-30 04:16:40
(Market): You say, "Public nudity is offensive, and leads to unpleasant effects
in cold climates, like bits falling off. Buy robes and coats."

Gwynevere tells you, "...ew."

Xavius tells you, "If you weren't a Seren, and you weren't an enemy, I would so
buy a cloak from you just for the cool ad."
Joli2006-01-30 05:25:59
Here's the whole thing:

Squire Mitch, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Awww, had to Distort Torak. i
wanted to come play somemore."

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage shouts, "If you have a deathwish, I
invite you to try somewhere else."

Thoros La'Saet, Amaru's Boy shouts, "I think they got their censor.gif handed over
enough, thats whats up with em."

Squire Mitch, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Well Torak, just take a good look
at your Titan and remember what we did to him next time you step in our path."

Knight-Aspirant Malicia, of the Armies of Light shouts, "What Titan?"

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "Hmm, mortals.
I think that the rest of the Basin does not need to hear about what you are
doing with each other's arses."

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "So that will
be enough."
Abrael2006-01-30 08:45:25
teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Pool of Stars.
3382h, 3382m, 3583e, 10p lrxk-

/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/
3382h, 3382m, 3583e, 10p elrxk-

Your teleport fails as your target is no longer there. blink.gif

ohmy.gif sad.gif
Ixion2006-01-30 10:20:14
roflmao.gif

Abandoned by a nexus.. burn.
Eyod2006-01-30 10:23:09
it was removed for cleaning whistling.gif
Stangmar2006-01-30 14:35:38
I've had that happen, usually when i die before it goes through.
Soll2006-01-30 21:16:03
... Changed my mind.
Manjanaia2006-01-30 21:18:17
Yeah damn right you changed your mind...
Nymerya2006-01-30 23:33:18
Seditionist Nigredo d'Nigrelidofeyette'ranti'ixi'a (Male Master Viscanti).
Anisu2006-01-31 00:11:55
QUOTE

13) roguenewbie: ""you are lookn HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT TOOOOODAAYYYYYYYYY."
16) roguenewbie: ""hey i know..... i got a bed....."
17) roguenewbie: ""not.... i sleep in a tree."
20) roguenewbie: "If only i had a livingroom."


why me sad.gif
Jasper2006-01-31 01:29:15
QUOTE
Elryn is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.
2631h, 3765m, 3576e, 10p, 12055en, 17725w ex-
The firmament momentarily glows a deep crimson, heralding the presence of Fain.


-snicker- Elryn is Fain! Lisaera, I think you need to have a nice long chat with your Order members.