Liconius licks an iron military broadsword.

Ur'Trooper Liconius, the Taint's messenger dies.


For some reason I thought that was hilarious.

Okay so we're all standing at Megalith, Ashar sleeping, when this happened...

Ashar suddenly looks afraid and urine pools down his leg.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, ".."

Ashar suddenly looks afraid and urine pools down his leg.
Ashar opens his eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on his face.

You peer at Ashar unscrupulously.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "Yes, all behold the Might
Mystagogue."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "The one who pisses himself in a
dream.."

Ashar stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Torak subjects Ashar to a severe mocking.

First Sergeant Lorelei i'Xiia, the Insidious says, "...let's pretend that didn't happen."

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "Old age is kicking in rather fast, Mystagogue."

Wrathful Prophet Ashar d'Valeros, ays Lyreth ey Marythen says, "I already have."

You say, "I'm so writing this into the city records."

Torak nods his head emphatically.

Accursed Torak, The Fist of Luciphage says, "This should be thoroughly
documented."

You nod your head in agreement.

He got busted for abusing secretary privs in the Ur'Guard to advance and hold back some random novice for reasons like He's ugly, etc. I'm really close to snapping and rearranging his face. He calls his swords Mr. Slicey and Mr. Slashy and acts as if they are the

What was that dream?


Did Marcalo just get eaten?

Tiny munching sounds drift up from the earth as a small shrubbery is sucked into the ground.

(Magnagora): Raezon says, "I'm so winning the essence gathering competition."
(Magnagora): Nymerya says, "Psh."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(Magnagora): Raezon says, "Someone find Me a big funnel."

I'm so not entering that.

Nothing against Fain, but if he's got another Divine funneling him essence he doesn't need my help.

Pandora showed up to my original Achaean wedding half an hour late and OOCly drunk. She told me in tells to explain why she was kind of... ditzy.

<3 panda

I guess they were shouting instead of yelling:

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Lost? Confused? Bedazzled by my good looks and can't see the landscape before you? HELP MAPS may be the answer to your problem! Be it on the Astral plane on the Sphere of Cancer or the Prime Plane in the comfort of Lolliprin Dell, we have the right map for you!"

Spindle, the Bedazzler

Spindle is a man of many talents.

6:15:16 PM: Kaervas: we are Kaervas
6:15:28 PM: Veonira: LOL
6:15:34 PM: Kaervas: obviously it's the new rage, now i'll have to join in
6:15:36 PM: Veonira: I just laughed out loud and my friend was like
6:15:38 PM: Veonira: "What?!"
6:15:44 PM: Kaervas: we'll have to join in even
6:15:47 PM: Veonira: Kaervas
6:15:48 PM: Ruhil: I can actually use 'We' when speaking and writing and get away with it...
6:15:51 PM: Veonira: I would honestly kill you.
6:15:51 PM: Ruhil ownz.
6:16:03 PM: Veonira: Ignoring your skill in combat is much greater than mine.
6:16:38 PM: Kaervas: you will never defeat us
6:16:48 PM: Veonira: I'll just castrate you, then.
6:16:59 PM: Veonira: 0:o)
6:17:12 PM: Kaervas: you cannot castrate the horde of kaervas

Psh...Skein used to be the only one that said that and now Spindle and Bobbins are stealing her lines!!

Kara She only posted it five minutes ago, but dammit, the skill ain't there!
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No wonder nobody was talking.

And 14 minutes later....

Kara She'd get one from me.
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Wrong side of the split.
Choose the server more wisely next time!

You all suck. Use Azash!

So mean!

I'm gonna cry. I can almost never connect to castle, and they've all disappeared again.

(Market): Deiros says, "CFS!"
(Market): Diamante says, "Cool Freaking Shoes?"
(Market): Balizar says, "I want some shoes! Artisan for hire!"
(Market): Munsia says, "Commune for sale?"
2076h, 2463m, 2364e, 10p ex-market Cakes for Sale?
(Market): You say, "Cakes for Sale?"
(Market): Diamante says, "Couches Fall Sideways?"
(Market): Raikogen says, "Yes! I knew it! Crickets flounder south!"
(Market): Neerth says, "Cretins fear Silence?"
(Market): Diamondais says, "Couches for sale, Artisan made. Or, you know we
could just check Credits For Sale."
(Market): Diamante says, "Crazy Fain Sniffles?"
(Market): Munsia says, "Selling people on the slave market."
(Market): Diamante says, "Must be it."
(Market): Munsia says, "Contact me for details!"
(Market): Deiros says, "Credits for sale."

Cleared it of the rest, We had just finished a practice that included most of us except Xavius getting killed.

I wish I would have saved the tells I got from that. I was officially welcomed to Serenwilde.