Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Unknown2006-02-03 03:05:18
Damn, what a vicious beasts!
Tsuki2006-02-03 03:52:20
Accalia tells you, "Oo youre engaged."

You tell Accalia Caelicus, "I am? When did that happen? *grins*."

Accalia tells you, "You family tree says 0 months."

You tell Accalia Caelicus, "*sparkle* my HONORS says 179 months."

Accalia tells you, "I had the record!"

Accalia tells you, "Was 20 years."

Accalia tells you, "*laugh* trying to beat it?"

You tell Accalia Caelicus, "Oo, good idea."
Shiri2006-02-03 04:06:35
(Bellator Societas): Airees says, "I hate idiots."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Like me."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Erm, i mean i hate them too."

Ha, sure. tongue.gif

(And Shamarah thinks glow-in-the-dark ninjas would rock, and that 1000 infernal rages are much more important than 998 infernal rages. Clearly not someone you can trust the opinion of on -any- such important matter, like the fact that badgers > lightbulbs in 1 on 1 combat.)
Tsuki2006-02-03 04:24:18
I like noting auto-reply messages, too:

Nejii would like you to know that: I'll get back to you. Probably. I'm a busy
fox with a bad memory.

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Simimi2006-02-03 04:31:49
No.. Light Bulb>Badger/Whale
Fear teh Bulbage!
Shiri2006-02-03 08:57:06
Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says to a hideous archdemon, "We should like to
have a word or three with that treacherous Fritz, wouldn't we, my precious?"
He's having an affair =(
sounds fun
Fritz is cheating on him?

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

EDIT: And yeah, I kinda like that returnmessage. happy.gif
Diamante2006-02-03 09:50:06
Some novices kinda getting on my nerves, so we were secretly somewhat afflicting them, halfway through got pretty funny.


Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "If you're still covered in ectoplasm,
perhaps we should call upon the spirits to help us find a cure for this
dastardly malady."
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You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
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You say, "I guess that could work, should we try?"
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Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "Can any of you cast cleanse? My first thought was a
good shower."
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Nokraenom nods his head at you, showing his acceptance.
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You call upon the spirits of your ancestors to curse your enemies who walk upon
this ground.
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You declare your intent to bear arms against Miyumi.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Miyumi leaves to the up.
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You declare your intent to bear arms against Jace.
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Oh wise spirits, we beseech you for a
cure!"
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You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "Bwhahaha."
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The following members of the clan of Bellator Societas are online:
Apprentice Asarnil
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Miyumi wanders in, beckoned by the will of the a hideous archdemon.
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You see Aqua Applicant Miyumi yell, "I am not staying in the room with any
spirits!"
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Sticky strands of webbing spray out from Nokraenom to cover Miyumi.
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Stay still!"
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(Bellator Societas): You say, "God this is some classic stuff."
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Let the Spirits cure you!"
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Anisu points braided slave collar with onyx at Miyumi, and sparks fly out of it.
Warm water showers down upon Miyumi, who scrubs under her armpits trying to
wash away the horrible ectoplasm.
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Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "And inflict me with hypocandria again."
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A large, smoking mound. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. This
side of the mountain has been pushed out, leaving a mound. Strangely enough, the
mound is almost perfectly hemispherical. Tendrils of smoke rise up from the
mound and the ground around it is hot. A glowing cube slowly spins in the air
here. A black cauldron sits here in a pool of shadows. A tame wakabi lounges
here, preening its feathers without a care in the world. A huge archdemon looms
here, surrounded by black mist. Ezyth, the giant bumblebee is here. Ghostly
spirits float over the ground, faces gleaming with war paint. Ialie, ays Lyreth
ey Xalya is here. She wields a shimmering rainbow shield in her right hand.
Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette is here. He wields a large darksteel round shield
in his left hand and a long dagger in his right. Ecclesiar Jace Natsurei is
here. Razielian Neophyte Anisu, Disciple of Spirit is here. She wields a gold
and iron buckler shield in her left hand and a lightweight golden battle hammer
in her right. Aqua Applicant Miyumi is here.
You see exits leading up and down.
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You are:
an insomniac.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You are immune from senso.
You are filled with the greed of Acquisitio.
Your blood is clotting by virtue of the Ray of the Kingdom.
Your mana is regenerating by virtue of the Ray of Perfection.
Your health is regenerating by virtue of the Ray of the Merciful Hand.
You can walk upon water.
You are seeing death.
Your muscles are flexed for increased strength.
Your body has been blessed by the stag.
You have empowered your blue chakra.
The pull of the earth roots you more firmly to the ground.
Your body is weathering the storm of life a little better.
Your vision is heightened to see in the dark.
You are using your superior constitution to prevent nausea.
You have insomnia, and cannot easily go to sleep.
Your insides are warmed by a fire potion.
You have ingested the kafe bean and are feeling extremely energetic.
You are tempered against fire damage.
Your mind is sensing the death of others.
You are viewing the world through the third eye.
You are walking on a small cushion of air.
You are sensing distruptions in the aether.
You are protected by 22 defences.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You are wielding a baleful rapier of darkened steel in your left hand and an
unadorned darksteel rapier in your right hand.
You are holding:
a soot-blackened tinderbox, 7 coral vials, 15 opal vials, 37 pearl vials, 106
jade vials, 4 ruby vials, 3 diamond vials, 3 crown of black opals, 2 garnet
vials, 23 bloodstone vials, a parafilament purse, 5 monolith sigils, 8 onyx
vials, 2 amethyst vials, 4 sapphire vials, 2 keys, 3 moonstone vials, 5 beryl
vials, 2 emerald vials, smoky blue lace panties, 2 rune-covered pipes, a floral
pipe, a Scroll of Disruption, 10 yellowtints in 2 groups, a Scroll of Healing, a
turquoise vial, 14 redtints in 2 groups, a Scroll of Protection, a group of 5
goldtints, 2 shimmering shortsword etched with leaves, 2 finely crafted rapiers,
a scaled jacket, a wooden keg, a medicine bag, a magically-preserved letter, 2
elegant white letters, 3 iridescent spores, a horehound blossom, a gem of
cloaking, Adeonoctius, the Midnight Edge, Sol Lumen, the Dawn Blade, a Medal of
Prodigious Prowess, a length of rope.
You are wearing:
2 lightning etched scabbards, a seven stone onyx bracelet, a sinuous silver
armband, a necklace with a large onyx scorpion, a pocketbelt, 2 intricate ring
of pearls, 7 wolfen broochs, the Horned Helm of the Moonhart, a suit of elfen
fullplate.
You have 38 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 284 items and are carrying no gold.
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You begin briskly walking in a wide circle, lifting your knees high, creating a
path in the shape of a ring. As you effortlessly trot along the ringed path, the
grace of White Hart within you separates from your inner being in the form of a
ghostly stag, who joins you upon the sacred ringwalk.
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Razielian Neophyte Anisu Aristata, Disciple of Spirit says, "Hypocandria?"
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Nokraenom tells you, "Hahah, that yell is awesome."
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "Muah."
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"Damn it!" Jace swears in frustration.
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You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "This is golden."
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Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "Yes, now I'm a certified hypocanriac again."
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Ecclesiar Jace Natsurei says, "Stupid spirits."
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Razielian Neophyte Anisu Aristata, Disciple of Spirit says, "Hypchondria?"
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You give Jace the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
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Nokraenom gives Jace a horrified gasp.
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You say, "They aren't stupid!"
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Don't anger the spirits!"
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Ecclesiar Jace Natsurei says to you, "Thanks a lot..."
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Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "Also reclkess, and impaiant, and clumsy."
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You say, "They are wise!"
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Eyod arrives from the up.
A soft glow emanates from the up, and a moment later a tiny sprite emerges,
spiraling through the air in a graceful dance.
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Ecclesiar Jace Natsurei says, "They aflict me for no reason."
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Razielian Neophyte Anisu Aristata, Disciple of Spirit says, "They fake
afflictions."
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Ialie closes her eyes, curls up into a ball and falls asleep.
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Ialie opens her eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on her face.
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Razielian Neophyte Anisu Aristata, Disciple of Spirit says, "Cure hypochondria."
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You say, "Or they will possess nokraenom and make him spout evil flies of
contaigion."
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Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder at Nokraenom.
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Jace bows his head and a shimmering light passes through him.
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Nokraenom gives a horrified gasp.
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You say, "Think it might be happening!"
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "I... can't... control....!"
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Nokraenom spews forth a filthy cloud of bloated green flies.
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Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "I am no longer covered in ecto plasm... so if I
may, I'd like to leave these spirits."
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Nokraenom collapses in a heap on the floor, unable to bear the pain any longer.
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The hazy image of a white stag runs in front of Jace, bumping him back and
preventing him from leaving.
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Jace leaves to the down.
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Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
Miyumi has writhed free of three.
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Miyumi leaves to the down.
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Miyumi wanders in, beckoned by the will of the a hideous archdemon.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
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You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "Cant breathe."
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Miyumi begins to jerk and shake violently, foaming at the mouth.
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Anisu gives a shadow cauldron the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Ialie gives a pained sigh.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
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Ialie Starfall, ays Lyreth ey Xalya says, "Must you guys play.."
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"Ha!" Anisu exclaims with gusto.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Miyumi begins to jerk and shake violently, foaming at the mouth.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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"Grrrrrr," Miyumi says.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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The following members of the clan of Bellator Societas are online:
Apprentice Asarnil
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Ialie stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Ialie crosses her arms over her torso, touching the opposite shoulders and
bowing her head in reverence to the White Hart for a moment. A soft flowing
sound reaches your ears, as you watch a spirit totem shimmer into existence.
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Miyumi begins to jerk and shake violently, foaming at the mouth.
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Let me beseech the power of Mother Moon to
cure him!"
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
5525h, 4385m, 4385e, 10p exk<>-

Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
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The healing presence of Ialie's spirit totem washes over you.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
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Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
5525h, 4385m, 4385e, 10p exk<>-

Ugly sores break open up on Miyumi's skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucous.
5525h, 4385m, 4385e, 10p exk<>-

Several flies from the black cloud of filth fly into the mouth of Miyumi, making
her gag and choke.
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The healing presence of Ialie's spirit totem washes over you.
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Nokraenom shuffles some cards with the image of the Moon out of his deck.
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As Nokraenom flings a tarot card at Miyumi, it turns an ominous, sickly red
before striking her in the head.
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Eyod places a forefinger between Miyumi's eyes, and a shimmering light passes
through her.
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Miyumi begins to jerk and shake violently, foaming at the mouth.
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Razielian Neophyte Anisu Aristata, Disciple of Spirit says to Nokraenom, "Have
you suffered any head damage of late?"
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Ialie sits down.
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Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "Heal him, Mother Moon!"
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Miyumi suddenly starts scratching at an itch like mad.
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Ialie suddenly starts scratching at an itch like mad.
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Nokraenom shuffles some cards with the image of the Moon out of his deck.
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As Nokraenom flings a tarot card at Miyumi, it turns an ominous, sickly red
before striking her in the head.
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Nymerya2006-02-03 10:11:54
Nokraenom's turned almost... playful lately. It's horrifying... sad.gif
Nokraenom2006-02-03 10:14:19
I think I would make a damn sexy Moondancer. SmileyHerb.gif
Nymerya2006-02-03 10:27:06
QUOTE(Nokraenom @ Feb 3 2006, 08:14 PM)
I think I would make a damn sexy Moondancer.  SmileyHerb.gif
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nihilist.gif <--Nok

peace.gif <--Not Nok
Shamarah2006-02-03 12:09:52
How is afflicting random novices who can't cure what you're doing to them funny? closedeyes.gif
Xavius2006-02-03 23:42:48
Narsrim tells you, "You will also note Faethorn is a lovely natural forest and
all the Fae are safe and comfy in Ethereal Serenwilde."

Narsrim tells you, "You aren't Xenthos, imposter!"

You tell Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel, "That's so getting
quoted."
Athana2006-02-04 01:11:28

Tully has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Elryn has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Daganev has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Invid has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Miyumi has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Gaetele has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Lowe has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Narsrim has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Orti has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Raikogen has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Araenielle has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Nymerya has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Simimi has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Diamondais has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Ialie has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Lanko has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Sarin has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Acrune has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Umbrawn has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Yendos has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Tekora has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Shamarah has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Zenji has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Vix2006-02-04 01:19:45
(The Moonhart Circle): Lisaera says, "Now you know the terrible secret of Us immortals, We're all really gnomes from elsewhere in creation!"
Unknown2006-02-04 01:21:17
I'll post a log soon...

We can call it "Captains Log...LOL"...
Unknown2006-02-04 01:23:28
Starfall Haven glides to the east.

High Crusader Lanko, Knight of the Dawn says, "Hope we don't run into any creatures."

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel says, "Murphy is getting aethersick. Everyone watch
out!"

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Gaetele says, "Ialie's pioneering a new generation!"

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Let me out of here or i'll go crazy."

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Gorgogs!"

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

"Eep!", Shamarah screams in fright.

"Erk!" Zenji says with a grimace.

Marquis Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator says, "Gorgogs."

Gaetele says, "Eek!"

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Murphy vomits the contents of his stomach onto Narsrim.

"Erk!" you say with a grimace.

Lowe congratulates Ialie with some wild clapping.

Malicia peers about herself unscrupulously.

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

Spreading his arms wide, Zenji spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.

Gaetele says, "Gorgogs!"

Murphy vomits the contents of his stomach onto Narsrim.

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Ah."

Murphy vomits the contents of his stomach onto Narsrim.

Malicia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "We gonna die!"

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "BATTLE STATIONS!"

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Lana has been torn to shreds by a gila lizard.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "BATTLE STATIONS!"

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "BATTLE STATIONS!"

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "Whats up."

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Malicia shouts "Oi!" at the top of her voice.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Oh dear lord."

"What the...?" says Diamondais, looking puzzled.

Starfall Haven glides to the south.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the north on the aetherways.

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "Damn.."

Starfall Haven glides to the south.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the north on the aetherways.

Gaetele says, "Run awayyyyy!"

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie says, "By the Void we don't have a battle turret do we."

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "Run fast."

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Murphy vomits the contents of his stomach onto Narsrim.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind says, "Oh no..."

Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel says, "Shoot them!"

Throwing back his head, Lowe screams agonizingly.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Spreading her arms wide, Sarin spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.

Ays Fehris Lyreth, Invid Kifko, Druid of the Hart exclaims, "Get us out of here, Captain!"

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Knight-Aspirant Malicia, of the Armies of Light says, "Hey!"

Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel says, "Doesn't this have any weapons?"

Spreading his arms wide, Tully spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "Oh my god.. star wars theme song...."

Knight-Aspirant Malicia, of the Armies of Light says, "We're going to die!"

Umbrawn snickers softly to himself.

Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel says, "Rainbow cannons arm!"

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Gaetele says, "Eek."

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "Captain!!"

Umbrawn rolls on the floor in front of Narsrim, laughing.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind says, "We've lost 600 hull strength."

Ensign Fritz Moonpie says, "Bloody gorgogs."

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Serenguard Lowe Eagle Scout says, "Darth Gorgogs!"

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind exclaims, "1400 strength left!"

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "Ai!"

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Damnit Ialie, I'm a Janitor, not a Healer."

Marquis Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator says, "Well, this is going well."

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

You exclaim, "She cannae ta'e much more of this, Cap'n!!"

Aqua Applicant Miyumi says, "How do we battle 'em?"

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "I have gunners."

Umbrawn rolls on the floor, laughing.

"Erk!" Malicia says with a grimace.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

"Heh heh heh" Sarin chuckles.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Gunnery."

Knight-Aspirant Malicia, of the Armies of Light says, "Ialie, you're a bad driver!"

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind exclaims, "1000 left!"

Spirit Warden Daganev, Warrior of Nature says, "We have anyone able to use guns?"

Nymerya cuffs you upside your head.

Umbrawn snickers softly to himself.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Get me a turret."

Starfall Haven glides to the east.

Marquis Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator says, "Can I attack them from in here?"

"Heh heh heh" Acrune chuckles.

Kaervas closes his eyes and light begins to leak out from behind his closed lids.

Gaetele says, "Murphy, just go out and scare 'em to death."

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the west on the aetherways.

Starfall Haven glides to the west.

Simimi bows her head in prayer and a radiant halo settles upon her brow.

A swarm of gorgogs enters from the east on the aetherways.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind says, "800!"

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Miyumi mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before her.

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "650!"

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Gaetele says, "Eek!"

Ensign Fritz Moonpie runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "I can forget everything I know and possibly try to
learn it all very fast."

Ensign Fritz Moonpie runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind says, "500!"

Ays Fehris Lyreth, Invid Kifko, Druid of the Hart exclaims, "We're all going to die!"

Yendos mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie exclaims, "BATTLE STATIONS!"

Invid runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

Cerulean Abecederian, Umbrawn Teneforah says, "Oh god we're all gonna die."

Tears fill Gaetele's eyes and begin to slowly run down her face.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Malicia runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Asarnil leaves, following Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury.
Murphy leaves, following Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury.
The air freshens as a taint wyrm slithers off to the ether.

Nymerya eats a kafe bean.

Nymerya takes a drink from a pearl vial.

Tears fill Orti's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.

Raikogen flaps his arms madly.

Aqua Adept Tekora Freewind says, "200."

Nymerya takes a drink from a jade vial.

Ensign Fritz Moonpie says, "Oh bloody void, no battle station."

Umbrawn peers about himself unscrupulously.

Acrune mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before him.

"Eep!", Shamarah screams in fright.

Starfall Haven shudders and shakes as a swarm of gorgogs rips apart her hull.
Starfall Haven suddenly collapses on herself!
Tully has been slain by misadventure.
A ghostly form rises from Tully's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears
around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Starfall Haven implodes and you die.
You have been slain by misadventure.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a
bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
Daganev has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Invid has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Miyumi has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Gaetele has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Lowe has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Narsrim has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Orti has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Raikogen has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Araenielle has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Nymerya has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Simimi has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Diamondais has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Ialie has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Lanko has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Sarin has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Acrune has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Umbrawn has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Yendos has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Tekora has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Shamarah has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Zenji has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
3023h, 4588m, 5370e, 0p, 12645en, 19755w ex<>-<45:718>
The soul of Gaetele says, "I'm going down with the ship, or something!"

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif
Shiri2006-02-04 01:25:46
QUOTE(Vix @ Feb 3 2006, 10:33 PM)
You should see Shiri's. ninja.gif
253404



I deleted it!

EDIT: censor.gif, I think I did anyway.

EDIT: You sent the following message to Shiri: Test
Shiri would like you to know that: My old returnmessage sucked. Fixed now. Hah,
nice try Vix.

Ahaha. I did. Whew.
Simimi2006-02-04 02:12:41
Elryn tells you, "Actually, I'll sell it cheap, because I am obsessed... heh.
20,000 gold even?"

1 handed pre-nerf battle axe at 20k... come on, help the kid out!
Shryke2006-02-04 06:30:38
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "If anyone gets a teleport, move."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
light pipe84670
light pipe55373
light pipe54751
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Exeryte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, it certainly
wasn't for underage drinking."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius d'Iasani Treeripper yells, "Not you,
Xenthos."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror says, "Got sigils?"
5173h, 1368m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Arix picks up a shot glass.
5173h, 1346m, 2377e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Penelope (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Enough."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist yells, "I'm trying to speak
with him, Xavius."
5173h, 1368m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "No, you can leave him in there."
5173h, 1368m, 2377e, 10p ex-
The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius d'Iasani Treeripper yells, "I'm kinda sorta
locked in."
5173h, 1365m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "Leave him in my office. Pity I didn't drop a
monolith, or he'd never come out."
5173h, 1340m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Arix doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Deas rolls on the floor, laughing.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "You think to attack me in my own home? I shape
this city to my will! Ahahahaha!"
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-heh

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-gl

World's End Tavern and Inn.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A fighting ring
rises up from the ground. A painting of a translucent crystal sapling is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. There are 3 spicy mushroom marjoram fishcakes here.
There are 2 shot glasses here. Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror is here.
Balizar, the Midnight Annihilator is here, shrouded. He wields an onyx dragon
wand in his left hand and a jade dragon wand in his right. Chef Arix Windrider,
Epicure Trademaster is here. He wields a golden sun sling in his right hand. He
is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
You see exits leading east and up.
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-'dunno Bali

You say, "Dunno Bali."
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "Every inch is an extension of my being, I can
feel you all crawling around like rabid animals!"
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Chef Arix Windrider, Epicure Trademaster says, "I hope someone is writing this
down somewhere."
5173h, 1364m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror says, "Me too."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-arix I will

You tell Chef Arix Windrider, Epicure Trademaster, "I will."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist yells, "So please stop
feeling us crawl around and give me a moment of your time."
5173h, 1364m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Arix tells you, "Quote it on forums?"
5173h, 1343m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "No, no, no, they're trying to kill us, they
are! NEVER!"
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
light pipe84670
light pipe55373
light pipe54751
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
5173h, 1367m, 2377e, 10p ex-
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "WE WILL NEVER SUBMIT."
Shiri2006-02-04 08:34:22
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15005en, 18570w exk-yell wait, wait, this isn't the facility!
You yell, "Wait, wait, this isn't the facility!"
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
Veradin Diamante yells, "No.. it's not, lets get off."
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-yell ...yeah.
You yell, "...yeah."
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
Astrasia, Diama's one yells, "This is a canyon."
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-portal enter gysha
You portal to the Lunar Veradin.
A cavernous energy chamber.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
marble couch is here, white satin cushions placed upon it. A golden throne
thrusts itself up here, lending an air of majesty to the room. A painting of
Astrasia is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Sparking with arcs of power, an
energy collector spirals up from the floor here. You see a sign here
instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
You see exits leading north (open door), east (open door), south, west, and up.
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15013en, 18570w exk-s
Med bay.
Flashing with energy, the empathic grid stretches from floor-to-ceiling and
wall-to-wall.
You see a single exit leading north.
3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15013en, 18570w exk-lock
You step up to the empathic grid, locking yourself into the module and linking
your mind to the controls of the ship. After a moment, you begin to sense your
command of the module in your own brain.
(Ship): The Lunar Veradin says, "Welcome to the empathic grid, Nejii."

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15013en, 18570w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
(Ship): The Lunar Veradin says, "Welcome to the command chair, Diamante."

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
It is now the 4th of Dvarsh, 139 years after the Coming of Estarra.

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
The Lunar Veradin lauches into the aetherways.
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XXXX XX
XXX XX
XXX @ XXX
XXX XXX
XXX XXX
XXXXXX XX
As the dimensional walls between worlds thin, the aetheric currents here
continuously solidify and dissolve as competing realities assert themselves.
The aetherspace itself is cloudy and viscous, making aethership movement slow
and cumbersome.
The Lunar Veradin floats here in astral.

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
The Lunar Veradin docks at nearing a village.

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
(Ship): Diamante says, " censor.gif left astrasia."

3223h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p, 15015en, 18570w exk-
(Ship): The Lunar Veradin says, "Diamante is no longer locked into the command
chair."


roflmao.gif Look, I can see if you'd want to get rid of your wife but dumping her off in the middle of a random aetherbubble isn't the classiest way to do it...