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by Viravain

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Richter2006-02-04 09:44:47
QUOTE(Shryke @ Feb 3 2006, 10:30 PM)
Commander Richter Carthan yells, "If anyone gets a teleport, move."
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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(Glomdoring): Exeryte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, it certainly
wasn't for underage drinking."
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The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius d'Iasani Treeripper yells, "Not you,
Xenthos."
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Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror says, "Got sigils?"
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Arix picks up a shot glass.
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(Glomdoring): Penelope (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Enough."
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Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist yells, "I'm trying to speak
with him, Xavius."
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "No, you can leave him in there."
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The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius d'Iasani Treeripper yells, "I'm kinda sorta
locked in."
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "Leave him in my office. Pity I didn't drop a
monolith, or he'd never come out."
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Arix doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.
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Deas rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "You think to attack me in my own home? I shape
this city to my will! Ahahahaha!"
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"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

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World's End Tavern and Inn.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A fighting ring
rises up from the ground. A painting of a translucent crystal sapling is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. There are 3 spicy mushroom marjoram fishcakes here.
There are 2 shot glasses here. Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror is here.
Balizar, the Midnight Annihilator is here, shrouded. He wields an onyx dragon
wand in his left hand and a jade dragon wand in his right. Chef Arix Windrider,
Epicure Trademaster is here. He wields a golden sun sling in his right hand. He
is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
You see exits leading east and up.
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You say, "Dunno Bali."
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "Every inch is an extension of my being, I can
feel you all crawling around like rabid animals!"
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Chef Arix Windrider, Epicure Trademaster says, "I hope someone is writing this
down somewhere."
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Deas Whytetower, Shrouded Terror says, "Me too."
5173h, 1389m, 2377e, 10p ex-arix I will

You tell Chef Arix Windrider, Epicure Trademaster, "I will."
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Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist yells, "So please stop
feeling us crawl around and give me a moment of your time."
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Arix tells you, "Quote it on forums?"
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "No, no, no, they're trying to kill us, they
are! NEVER!"
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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Commander Richter Carthan yells, "WE WILL NEVER SUBMIT."
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That actually turned out to be fun. I was in Deepnight with some people and two enemies, and I got threats of being enemied and unlinked from Celest because Kurt came out of our meeting in Deepnight to kill someone in the main aetherplex and went back in. Yeah, real Celest issue there. Then I got a commune disfavor, then I had Xavius trying to kill me. The thing is, you'd better be quick or else you're never going to find me in my manse. I can create an exit, enter, and desroy it in half a second, and I'd be across the city before you knew it. So, I was doing that, and headed back to my office, without a monolith. I let Xavius teleport in, and then I shaped myself an exit out. Thus he was left in a locked room, where the only exit was a reinforced steel door.

Now, that was only phase one of city defence, the other step takes traps and dropped monolith sigils. If I'd dropped a flamed monolith and then left, he'd still be there now. smile.gif Don't screw with Richter in his manse, he'll at least confuse you, and at most, he'll trap you. Forever!

Oh, and the "We" bit was Draest Carthan, the spirit that possesses Richter. Long story if you don't know it already.
Unknown2006-02-04 10:09:39
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Heartless Atra Whytetower shouts, "Does anyone know how to complete the quest to seal off the gorgogs?"
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Atra has fallen to the magical prowess of an enormous gorgog.
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Atra has been beaten to a pulp by an enormous gorgog.



tongue.gif I don't think the gorgogs wanted to be sealed off
Nymerya2006-02-04 10:35:13
...after the discovery of Candyland...


Nokraenom, the Aetherpirate says, "..."

Nokraenom collapses into your arms.

Nokraenom, the Aetherpirate says, "We've lost our minds."

You stroke Nokraenom's head in consolation.

Nokraenom, the Aetherpirate says, "We really have."


My favourite?


Nokraenom greets Doughboy with a sincere smile.
Doughboy exclaims, "Oh just go ask the Muffin Man! The Muffin Man!"

<3
Shamarah2006-02-04 13:42:38
You see the Muffin Man yell, "Death to the Candy Tyrants!"

The gargantuan form of the Doughboy Monstrosity rises up from caramel hills. With a roar he begins slowly walking towards the Spun Sugar Castle.

Along his path, he begins grabbing peep soldiers by the handful and stuffing them in his mouth.

The screams of the living candy resound through the air as the Doughboy Monstrosity rampages.

The Doughboy Monstrosity yells, "Death to the Caaaandy Tyrrraaants!"
Soll2006-02-04 13:45:11
jawdrop.gif So many Feb birthdays. biggrin.gif All good people, too. wink.gif


Silly Candyman. biggrin.gif
Cwin2006-02-04 14:29:01
Depends on the novice.

Makes me miss being able to bite them with paralysis*, shyness, and stupidity on a novice who thought having 3-4 skills means you can harrass anyone you meet. Beats killing them any day.

I sware, if I had a reliable way of giving venoms I'd EASILY have my Grunts in line. Swords are so...blah meh.gif

*Refering to Aetolia: where paralysis required an herb cure.
Malicia2006-02-04 14:47:57
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4 ) Shamarah: "I did the big Candyland quest."

6 ) Shamarah: "Released Doughboy on the Licorice Queen!"

9 ) Shamarah: "The Licorice Empire vs. the Pastry Revolution."

10) Shamarah: "Power to the Pastries!"


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I need to make Amaru turn our manse into a ship!
Vix2006-02-04 16:20:21
QUOTE(Malicia @ Feb 4 2006, 09:47 AM)
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I need to make Amaru turn our manse into a ship!
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First thought: Ew.
Unknown2006-02-04 16:22:06
Well, at least now, if Amaru jumps people in other manses, it's most likely gonna be a legitimate battle (ramming).
Malicia2006-02-04 16:32:20
Oh come on. Amaru is not the brute you make him out to be. smile.gif Malicia's more violent than he is. I wanted to shoot at Diamante's ship for testing purposes!
Deas2006-02-04 17:43:05
Deepnight would be useless
unles has arti
to move faster
Even then it's slow, they said
yeah
but already better
Although it does have a real strong hull
Put Viravain on it, and you have the death star
you mean a REALLY strong hull
XD
rofl
She can zap everybody who opposes Richter
Laysus2006-02-04 17:46:06
(Guides): Lisaera says, "Though I do admit to saying "arr" rather more than was strictly necessary while coding ships."

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Diamondais2006-02-04 17:49:10
QUOTE(Laysus @ Feb 4 2006, 01:46 PM)
(Guides): Lisaera says, "Though I do admit to saying "arr" rather more than was strictly necessary while coding ships."

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Lisaera can be the first Aether Pirate Goddess, you know that would be scary.
Vix2006-02-04 19:28:05
(Ship): Elcyrion says, "You don't honestly think I am coming anywhere near you while you are positioned behind a huge gun, now do you, Kalodan?"
Penelope2006-02-04 19:36:42
Any gingerbread men in Candyland? I'm SURE that's where the Gingerbread men that invaded Achaea live!!
Shorlen2006-02-04 20:26:08
(Ship): Vix says, "We're moving so fast I can barely hear... Scary."

(Ship): Tsuki says, "Aye, it's like that."

(Ship): Shulamit says, "We're moving so fast I know I can't hear. It whistles
right past my ears."

(Ship): Kalodan says, "Gods, Shorlen moves faster than sound itself!"

(Ship): Kalodan says, "I think we'll call it "The Speed of Sound"."
Shamarah2006-02-04 21:07:03
QUOTE(Penelope @ Feb 4 2006, 02:36 PM)
Any gingerbread men in Candyland? I'm SURE that's where the Gingerbread men that invaded Achaea live!!
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Yes, the gingerbread men of the Pastry Revolution, who work with the Muffin Man, Doughboy, and Ladyfinger. Power to the Pastries! I am seriously not making this up.
Penelope2006-02-04 21:17:17
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Feb 4 2006, 05:07 PM)
Yes, the gingerbread men of the Pastry Revolution, who work with the Muffin Man, Doughboy, and Ladyfinger.  Power to the Pastries!  I am seriously not making this up.
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Woohoo!! Power to the Pastries! Eleusis used to have a pet Gingerbread man that Eris gave them, but he got killed. That made me sad. *sniffle* But now I can go find more and snuggle them!
Acrune2006-02-04 22:11:03
QUOTE(Vix @ Feb 4 2006, 02:28 PM)
(Ship): Elcyrion says, "You don't honestly think I am coming anywhere near you while you are positioned behind a huge gun, now do you, Kalodan?"
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Who the hell gave Kalo a gun??? blink.gif
Unknown2006-02-04 22:24:04
Shorlen let him be gunner.

I was trying to hitch a ride, but got kicked out.