I think I know why the Seren ships keep dying now...

Oh the innuendo...

(Market): Shaeden says, "Does Verithrax make Pro-light clothing?"

(Market): Verithrax says, "I make pro-anything clothing. I can even embroider
pro-light messages on your underwear."

(Market): You say, "Are you the kind of girl who turns heads as you walk by?
Want to stop that annoyance? Buy clothes to conceal the body!"

Richter tells you, "Aahaha."

(Market): Airees says, "Lonely Aslaran looking for company."

You tell Commander Richter Carthan, "Seriously, the advertisements alone should
be enough to give me the title of Master Trader."

(Market): Tully says, "Hang at the aetherplex, lots of sailors looking for fun
after a long cruse."

(Market): Shiroi says, "Yes, they are..."hungry"."
2631h, 3765m, 3531e, 10p ex-

You tell Commander Richter Carthan, "Oh, and I can come up with similarly
humorous phrases for other tradesmen too. For a price."

Richter tells you, "Not a chance."

Richter tells you, "I'd never have someone else do mine."

You tell Commander Richter Carthan, "But the Basin never saw anyone with my
talent for advertisement."

(Market): Richter says, "Want to silence Verithrax's advertisements? Buy master
weapons at great prices!"
2631h, 3765m, 3531e, 10p ex-

(Market): You say, "Deep wounds won't shut me up, Munsia already tried it with
Crotamine. Gold will, though. AD 62!"

Interesting mesages...

Message #768 Sent By: Ixchilgal
"If it makes you feel any better, I just attacked Asmoth, who ran from me...into Gravediggers, where he died twice."

Message #696 Sent By: Isune
"So, what do you think about... pink?"

Message #505 Sent By: Kaileigh
"Keldoran tells you, "You must be pretty rich." dude.. so much like annabelle i am scared.."



We have these?
Message #490 Sent By: (system)
"A large wool tartan picnic blanket has decayed to dust in your absence."

You say, "What tradeskill are you?"

Lomdomian ponders the situation.

With a flourish, Lomdomian draws a heavy blacksmith's hammer from a dark leather
frogge.


You nod your head emphatically.


Lomdomian hums innocently at a heavy blacksmith's hammer.


With a flourish, Lomdomian slips a heavy blacksmith's hammer into a dark leather
frogge.


Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Lomdomian.

Weapon Specialist Lomdomian, Pirate in Training says, "Gardener."

An impish grin creeps over Lomdomian's face as his eyes light up with mischief.

Ah yes, the aethership quotes I meant to post earlier but forgot because I was too tired but didn't sleep anyway.




(Ship): Munsia says, "All passangers will please exit to the left please no
pushing, shoving, or smart arse remarks on your way out. Thank you for riding
forest airlines. Come again."

-----------------------

(Ship): Elcyrion says, "Shorlen, the Empath and the Patron have decided the
captain has drunk to much alcoholic beverages."

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(Ship): Zenji says, "Foxturret ready."

(Ship): Lowe says, "Cute passenger, ready."

(Ship): Laysus says, "Blamblamblam boom!"

(Ship): You say, "Empathic grid, ready."

(Ship): Shorlen says, "Okay, all stations are a go."

(Ship): Shorlen says, "Destination?"

(Ship): Laysus says, "I.e., gunner ready."

You yell, "Anyone not in the grid who needs to be joined?"

(Ship): Elryn says, "Psh, where is the discipline on this ship?"

(Ship): Zenji says, "And yes, both nejii and munsia left hair in this turret."

-----------------------

-sw

An illuminated pool amidst primordial ruins.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Partially sunk into the floor, a battle turret up hums ominously here. Almost
invisible, a pooka is curled up on the ground here. Locked into a battle turret,
In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus is here. He wields a shield bordered in
moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and in (open door).

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

You raise your hand in greeting to Laysus and say "Hi!"

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Eternae says, "Blamblamblam!"

You giggle happily.

In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Eternae says, "Kabooom!"

You say, "I'm trying to get lost."

You nod your head sagely.

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

In the Dark of Mother Moon, Laysus L'Eternae says, "It's easy enough in this
place."

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Avaerin, the Living Forestship glides to the south.
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Though darkness spans in all directions around the aethership, occasionally
bursts of energy flare up in the distance. There is an almost tangible and
weighty coldness to the emptiness that presses against the hull.
Avaerin, the Living Forestship floats here in aether.
Eyes glowing red, a black dragon slowly circles around the aethership.

(Ship): You say, "Dragon!"

(Ship): Shulamit says, "Dragon? oooo."

(Ship): Laysus says, "Shorlen, you know what this means?"

(Ship): You say, "Scyllus!"

(Ship): Shorlen says, "No."

(Ship): Kalodan says, "Scyllus?"

(Ship): Kalodan says, "Dragons?"

(Ship): Shorlen says, "What does this mean?"

(Ship): Laysus says, "You must arbitrarily mark this place on the map with "HERE
BE DRAGONS!""

-----------------------

Rafael tells you, "Let me try another approach."
Rafael tells you, "*cough*."
Rafael tells you, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, NANAAN BOO BOO NANANA BOO BOO."

An old Isune quote. (No, She didn't say this IG.)

The Portal of Fate flashes as Anarchy steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.

edit:
i was wandering around other people's public manses, and here's what happened;




can i get some help getting out of here, please?

ok...
Time to get back to work..
superbowl is almost over
LOL
Who's winning?
The ones who are running to the right
lol
XD
xD

(Blacktalon) Yeralih says, "Ksilrinda?"
(Blacktalon) You say, "Yes?"
(Blacktalon) Yeralih says, "You just beat yourself to a pulp?"
(Blacktalon) You say, "Yes, I was drunk, sadly, and I was flying."
(Blacktalon) Yeralih says, "Oh."

Not exactly the way it was...Had to remember it...

*WARNING* DO NOT DRINK AND FLY.

Murphy charges in from the west and slams into you.
You are carried off to the east.
marble arch before the Necropolis
Sombre Lane
the Bell-Tower
Sombre Lane
Atropos Plaza
Sombre Lane nearing the Old Quarter
Sombre Lane nearing the Old Quarter. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of Aiakon stands here,
memorializing his noble spirit. There are 2 plague lords here. There are 2
ragged beggars here. Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath is here. He
wields a brutal war hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.
Murphy slams you hard to the ground, and you are crushed under his weight.

Murphy stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Tears fill your eyes and begin to slowly run down your face.

Murphy clenches his muscles until they bulge and pop, roaring menacingly at
you. Clearly, he is going to tear you limb from limb!

You rush about in a state of utter panic.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

You say, "Stoppp."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "I'm abducting you."

Sombre Lane nearing the Old Quarter. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of Aiakon stands here,
memorializing his noble spirit. There are 2 plague lords here. There are 2
ragged beggars here. Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath is here. He
wields a brutal war hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.

Murphy grabs protectively at you.

You say, "To where?"

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Uhh."

You lick Murphy.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Here will do."

You say, "Ixy gonna beat you up."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "He can't."

You say, "He'll still be maddd."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "He'll be mad at you when
i tell him you love the murph."

You say, "Nu uh."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Ya huh."

You roar fiercely at Murphy.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "And when i tell him you
had the murph and wanted more."

You give Murphy the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

The corners of Murphy's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Murphy nods his head sagely.

You thwap Murphy on the head.

You stick out your tongue and say, "Ixy is better."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "No-one s better than the
murph."

You say, "Elcyrion is better than the Murph."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Never!"

You say, "Yes!"

You cackle hellishly.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Nevah!"

You say, "Yes!"

You say, "Bow to your superior!"

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Never!"

You say, "On your knees!"

Murphy clenches his muscles until they bulge and pop, roaring menacingly at
you. Clearly, he is going to tear you limb from limb!

You rush about in a state of utter panic.

Murphy roars fiercely.

You rush about in a state of utter panic.

Murphy points a wolfen brooch at you, and sparks fly out of it.
Sticky strands of webbing spray out to cover you.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.


"Heh heh heh" Murphy chuckles.

You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.

You have writhed free of your entanglement.

You wail like an old woman.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, The Predator's Wrath says, "Joli has writhed free of
a wavering archway with bluish tints."

Your eyes bug out as you boggle in amazement.

You say, "I'm the uber writher person."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Eek, It's me and
Kaervas in a free for all!"

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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saran 2620/2620 3142/3142 2620/2620 the heart of the woods
Kaervas 5060/5060 7296/7370 5800/5500 Seres River entering the
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(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Woot."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Ok, bets on how long
before i die."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "At least a day,hehe."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'm betting on the tainted
demigod over the Wiccan, maybe two minutes?"

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Five gold says one."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "One minute?"

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Can kaervas fly?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Pssh, where's your faith and support for a commune
member?"

(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "Depends on how well you know Klangratch arena and
can keep from getting boxed in."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Might be much longer if
Saran gets into the air."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Aww, a demigod...
*whimper*."

(Serenwilde): You say, "100 gold on Saran winning instead of Kaervas winning."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Count me in."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Pssh, you can't be in if you don't make a bet."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "1 gold."

(Serenwilde): You say, "On what?"
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(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "On saran."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'll take that bet, and,
200 gold on Saran lasting longer then two minutes by flying to avoid damage, but
ending up dieing in the end to a sprawling geomancer demense."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Anyone know where i
would be best to focus my parrying?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "The sum of the bet is split between those who win it. So
far we have Zenji, Shorlen, myself and Bakulao?"

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "No need to parry against a Geomancer, only against
a knight."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Wait, nevermind."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Erk, Mage."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Though it's probably not appropriate for me to keep
track if I'm betting as well ... I will unless the rest of you have an
objection."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "I do retract my bet."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Pssh."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "500 gold says Saran will win."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Much better."


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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saran 2620/2620 3142/3142 2620/2620 deep in the forest
Kaervas 5060/5060 7370/7370 5800/5500 at the foot of a staircas
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(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "So the pot is 801 gold."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Make mine 100."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Zenji's the only one betting against Saran, then?"

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "If the conditions are met
specifically for my bet, only."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Drayde has joined us."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Oooh! Someone else joined."

(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "Yes Flying and shouting insults while he builds his
demense would be classic. You could ambush him and see if you could withstand a
single attack from him. He probably does massive damage."

(Serenwilde): You say, "True, that's why I said about Saran winning instead of
Kaervas ... I'm not counting others."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I believe he can point his
staff upwards can't he?"

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "How we all join? hehe."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Join freeforall
avenger."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "^about."

Shikari declares that the free-for-all combat shall commence immediately! May
the most skilled win!

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Aww, too late."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Too late."


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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
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Drayde 3336/3336 2840/2940 2940/2940 a field of rocks
Saran 2620/2620 3142/3142 2620/2620 the heart of the woods
Kaervas 5060/5060 7370/7370 5800/5500 an intersection in forest
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(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "It's funnier like this."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Deathsight on."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Go go Saran!"

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Go beat Drayde!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "You can do it!"

Saran has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Kaervas d'Murani, the
Ascendant Fury.

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Awww."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I think we all lost."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aww, i lost."

(Serenwilde): Bakulao says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Elryn says, "Mission accomplished!"

(Ship): Avaerin, the Living Forestship says, "Nejii is no longer locked into the
empathic grid. The will of the forest is with you!"

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What mission is
that?"

(Ship): Avaerin, the Living Forestship says, "Elryn is no longer locked into the
command chair. Thank the Spirits!"

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Yay!"

With a long, slow blink, you allow your mind to drift free from the ship, and
release your lock on the command of a battle turret.

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Rescuing Diamante."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahh..."

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "Heh hello wilde."

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "Good to hear your voices again."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "It seems most aethership flying is search and
rescue these days."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "And making things go boom."

(Serenwilde): You say, "It does seem so, at times."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, I was
slightly stranded , heh, had I had my ship, wouldn't have needed rescue."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "The High prietess is handy with a cannon."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "That's....scary."

(Serenwilde): You say, "The High Priestess also likes the empathic grid."

(Serenwilde): You say, "But a certain fox locked to it first."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Tsuki is just more frustrated than she lets out."

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*cough*."

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Better watch out,
hadn't I?"

(Serenwilde): Argilent (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "More information
than I needed for sure."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I think I'd almost have to be, Lord Elcyrion, as I don't
let much out."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "That would be to be expected, Erudite. High heavy
position of a guild positon.."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You should try
SITTING on that guild position every now and then.. you know.. rest a bit those
weary legs and let the position carry you heh."

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyway, Nejii likes
the empathic grid too, so shh. *hum*."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Remind Me not to come near you while you are
manning a turret, little cousin."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wait.. Me or Suzari
Lord Elcyrion?"

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Speaking of which, is the time stated in My post
convenient for some captains here?"

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Probably does her
some good to vent those frustrations on the nasty Aether beasts anyway."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Tsuki, dear Umbrawn."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahh *snicker* poor
tsuki."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "I'm not sure Moondancers would like to carry Tsuki
around."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just wants some
lovin."

(Serenwilde): Elryn says, "I am not really a captain, but I'm afraid I won't be
able to make it, Lord."

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Her turret says differently."

(Serenwilde): You say, "You are a Captain, Elryn. It's your ship."

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hee hee hee."

(Serenwilde): Elryn says, "Shorlen should be able to command the Avaerin
though."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Doesn't matter if you don't command it."

Lady Yurika Silvai, the Charmed One shouts, "Woot!"

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*laugh*."

Aether Empath, Nejii Talnara, Moonsage shouts, "Good job, Ialie!"

Ecclesiar Sheia, The Ecclesiar of Raziela shouts, "Great job! Go Starhaven!"

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Now the trick is to make it not be the exception,
little cousin."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I missed something ... did Starhaven make it somewhere
without imploding?"

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Indeed, High Priestess."

(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ialie is most excited about
it, I gather."

(Serenwilde): You say, "An occasion suitable for celebration, then!"

Tsuki tells you, "Bwho."
Tsuki tells you, "... shh."
Tsuki tells you, "You heard nothing."

Tired Tsu.

WHO HAS BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH MY SHIP PERSONALITIES!!



(Ship): Starfall Haven says, "OH MY GOD! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!! Welcome to the
command chair, Shorlen."


(Ship): Starfall Haven says, "Oh Gods, I hope Ialie isn't piloting.! Welcome to
the empathic grid, Ialie."




(Ship): Starfall Haven says, "Try not to implode me. Welcome to the command chair, Shorlen."

So I got a GF and naturally wonder why anyone would do something so crazy, and find this:

2006/02/06 22:20:32 - Penelope guildfavoured Valarien for: because i can!!!
well...that and thank you for all your hard work all the time, every day of
every month of every year. without you the shadowdancers would be a little bit
brighter and mother night just wouldn't like that.






For some reason it made me rummage through my saved clips and I found this one from wayyy back, when I was teeny XD

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "Sometimes, when no one is looking. I pretend I'm Kethuru, and chase down nine weevils and destroy them from existence by sucking their vernal weevil essence out. But then I sell them, and combined in gold form, they beat my greedy heart."
1626h, 2328m, 2328e, 0p exkdb-

Astraea wails like an old woman.

Veritas, riding a wiccan broom, leaves to the up.

You say, "....."

Sylteil gives Astraea the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Astraea twiddles her thumbs.

Scios rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "That needs a more perfect counter-comment than I could possibly provide."

Shayle nods her head at you, showing her acceptance.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Sometimes, silence is the best answer."

Sylteil snickers softly to herself.

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "C'mon. No one else has ever done that?"


Just more undeniable proof that the Shadowdancers are the best - EVER

(Market): Gwynevere says, "Ohh nooo! I've gotten fat from eating too much candy from Crumkindivia! What shall I ever do?!"
(Market): You say, "Waistline and buttocks growing larger from eating things in Crumkindivia? Buy Salads from me for your weight loss needs!"
(Market): Verithrax says, "Useless! You're better off just buying bigger clothing. AD 62!"
(Market): You say, "Need help filling out those larger clothing? I have plenty of sweets to plump you up."