Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Unknown2005-10-20 18:27:43
(Newbie): Xalah says, "I have a cat in my inventory."

(Newbie): Xalah says, "What can i do with it."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Cuddle it."


I love in depth answers.
Munsia2005-10-20 19:16:02
Narsrim walks up to you and smacks you across the face.


"Meh," you say nonchalantly.


Narsrim explains that the pain you feel now is only a product of the mind, and
is easily controlled.


Producing a long needle, Narsrim passes it easily through his skin, without the
slightest wince. As he pulls it out, there is not even a drop of blood or
scratch to be seen.

Narsrim explains that, with preparation of both mind and body, it is possible
to reduce the damaging effects of poisons.


Narsrim slaps you across the face again and smiles when you merely harden your
jaw.
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I think he enjoys it too much
Munsia2005-10-20 19:24:09
lesson: Never Mock Munsia
(Serenwilde): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "CT OMG, DID YOU JSUT SEE
THAT? I PWNT ALGER, OMG."
Munsia2005-10-20 19:33:08
(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "No apoligies needed for making fun of Munsia."


(Serenwilde): Dakine says, "Bwahaha."


(Serenwilde): You say, "Hush you."


(Serenwilde): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "Heh."


(Serenwilde): You say, "I have a cudgel and I'm not afraid to use it."


(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): You say, "And a fetish..."

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "I have a commune full of guards and I am not
afraid to use them *grin*."


(Serenwilde): You say, "Psh I have the best guard here that will back me."


(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Munsia, please leave your fetishes to the private
life."


(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "I think we might not be interested, especially
those who are fresh out of portal."
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Psh my fetish hurts maggies."


(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "My fetish is the best one!"


(Serenwilde): You say, "Mine is better!"


(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Must you say that on public?"


(Serenwilde): You say, "It's newer."

(Serenwilde): You say, "What's wrong with saying fetish."


(Serenwilde): Gryphor says, "Mines bestes!"


(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "It isn't our fault druids have strange fetishes."

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Yes, it is."


(Serenwilde): You say, "Ya."


(Serenwilde): You say, "Psh."


(Serenwilde): Invid says, "Hey, speak for yourself."


(Serenwilde): You say, "I blame it on that druid from another land.."


(Serenwilde): You say, "The one with the tigers."


(Serenwilde): Gryphor says, "Aerenna just wished she had one as good as ours."
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(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "Is there a point to this conversation?"


(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "No, Xiphoid."


(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "A little fun?"


(Serenwilde): You say, "That my fetish is stronger then Gregori's fetish..
thats the point."
Malicia2005-10-20 19:35:10
Did you get my permission to quote?!

Anyhow, this is what really happened...


QUOTE
(House Aurendil): You say, "He seems power-hungry in the guild. Always pointing
out every little thing he does."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Annoys me."

(Order): You say, "What's your essence count."

(House Aurendil): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You must annoy
yourself too then."

(House Aurendil): You say, "I don't."

(House Aurendil): You say, "You do that."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Ct OMG, I JUST GOT 10 SHRINES, FEAR ME."

(House Aurendil): You say, "CT OMG, I'M MUNSIA, I AM POWERFUL."

(House Aurendil): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am."

(House Aurendil): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":P."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-CT CT OMG, DID YOU JSUT SEE THAT? I PWNT ALGER, OMG

(Serenwilde): You say, "CT OMG, DID YOU JSUT SEE THAT? I PWNT ALGER, OMG."

(Serenwilde): You say, "..."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Oi, mis."

(Serenwilde): Dakine (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "HAHAHAHAHA."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-
(Serenwilde): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nice Maliboo."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-
Dakine tells you, "That was the best mis i've ever seen."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-
(House Aurendil): Leef (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*snicker*."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-CT gah..

(Serenwilde): You say, "Gah.."
3796h, 3178m, 3340e, 10p, 19020en, 16740w ex-ct i was making fun of Munsia over a clan. I apologize

(Serenwilde): You say, "I was making fun of Munsia over a clan. I apologize."

(Serenwilde): Aerenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That will leave a
permament mental scar."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Someone shoot me."



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Unknown2005-10-20 21:02:27
Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little Hellion sticks out her tongue and says,
"I'm not a goober, that's just a booger with the g and b switched an I'm not
greeeeen."


I found it amusing hopefully you will too.
Shamarah2005-10-20 21:11:03
Vesar, Water Magi says, "Yes, we tell ourselves that we are a College, but I
see little of that in our everyday actions, which are all our novices and even
outsiders see of us."

Lady Kaileigh D'Azure says, "Oh my god it's an intervention."

Lady Kaileigh D'Azure says, "I didn't do it I swear."

Kaileigh buries her head in Acrune's shoulder and begins to weep
uncontrollably.






Achacius Naldine says, "Can anyone here remove deafness, please?"

Achacius coughs softly.

"Heh heh heh" Vesar chuckles.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You remove 1 faeleaf, bringing the total in the Rift to 76.

You give a stalk of faeleaf to Achacius Naldine.

Achacius Naldine says, "I -thoght- it was quiet in here...."




Deep in the foul waters of the Sea of Despair.
A fearsome tiger shark swims nearby, his maw full of jagged teeth.
Fog obscures your vision.

Underwater fog?
Shamarah2005-10-20 21:23:50
Vesar, Water Magi says, "Lately, however, I've been finding those individual
novices who show that interest in the marital arts and taking them under my
wing, a bit. And I know Geb does this as well."

Achacius nudges Vesar suggestively.

Vesar ponders the situation.

You say, "I think you mean 'martial'?"

Vesar rolls his eyes.

Vesar, Water Magi says, "Yes."

"Heh heh heh" Geb chuckles.

Vesar rubs his eyes tiredly.

Achacius Naldine whispers, "Martial, martial. Not marital, I hope."

Munsia2005-10-21 00:24:25
(Serenwilde): Doman (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Calling raan...you
are needed at mother for a inducting a person fresh from the Portal."
4555h, 4555m, 4828e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde): Elinwood (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mother target?"
4555h, 4555m, 4828e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde): Doman (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yo."
4555h, 4555m, 4828e, 10p exkdb-

A little girl skips in from the southwest.
4555h, 4555m, 4828e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yo, sup?"
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sigh. Serenwilde is turning into sandusky on the east side
Richter2005-10-21 00:27:42
#88 (system): 10/20 21:47 "You have sold 351 credit(s) at 4290 per credit, for a total of 1505790 gold, and it has been placed in your inventory."
#89 (system): 10/20 21:47 "You have sold 24 credit(s) at 4290 per credit, for a total of 102960 gold, and it has been placed in your inventory."

#90 Yuniko: 10/20 22:56 "Since when have I claimed to be significant?
-sparkle-."

First two are funny to me, that someone has -that- much gold. I thought it was going to take a few days.

The third is funny because that was in reply to something I said on the forums. The whole IC/OOC thing bothers me, but hey, I suppose messages are more or less OOC.
Malicia2005-10-21 00:51:11
rolleyes.gif I..fail to see the humour. But onwards!


(Serenguard): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hail Fain, what
devious plots have we today?"

(Serenguard): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Err mis."

(Serenguard): Lisaera says, "You're going to want to explain that rather
quickly."
Richter2005-10-21 05:58:58
You open the reinforced door to the west.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-w

The door to the east slams shut.
A dimly lit alcove.
An elegant iron-framed bed rests here, looking quite inviting. Lying flat on
the ground is a key-shaped sigil. Drill Sergeant Vika lies here upon an elegant
iron-framed bed. She wields a broadsword with flame etchings in each hand.
Trooper Njal lies here upon an elegant iron-framed bed. He wields an elegant
darksteel katana in his left hand.
You see exits leading east (closed door) and west.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-eyeshift

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-
Njal blinks.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-open door e

You open the reinforced door to the east.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-e

Vika stops you from moving that way.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-e

Vika stops you from moving that way.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-e

The door to the west slams shut.
Landing above the tavern.
Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see exits leading south (closed door), west (closed door), and down.
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-
3224h, 2722m, 3020e, 10p ex-yell people actually come here?

You yell, "People actually come here?"
Tsuki2005-10-21 10:23:43
Dedicant Anarane, of the Hart asks, "What guild are you in?"

Anarane tilts her head curiously.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Look at HELP MOONDANCERS."

Comprehension flashes across Anarane's face.

Dedicant Anarane, of the Hart says, "Cool."

You flash Anarane a joyous smile.

Dedicant Anarane, of the Hart says, "Im talking to a guildmaster."

Anarane giggles happily.

You say, "Indeed you are."

You grin mischievously at Anarane.



I wub.gif younglings
Tsuki2005-10-21 12:32:00
(Serenwilde): Niara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I recommend keeping
one charge of your enchantments in your jewelry, then you can easily recharge
them at the various energy cubes."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Which would work if
I had had enchantments in the first place."

(Serenwilde): Niara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Details."




laugh.gif I love saying "Details" like that.

spoton.gif Niara!
Ashteru2005-10-21 12:41:42
one of my alts speaking to another persons alt regarding a persons alt.

Alt No.1 tells you, "I was thinking we killed her, stuffed her and left her in a
room with a magic voice that went 'wtf do you want, piss off I'm busy' and no one
would know the difference."

ninja.gif

I simply LOVE talking to person Alt No.1, he's adorable!
Tsuki2005-10-21 16:01:26
(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Only one more communefavour to go
on the list and it'll be cleared!"

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Want to take care of that,
Terenas?"

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Terenas says, "Whine."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Terenas says, "Wine."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Terenas says, "Hmm, cheese."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "I doubt cheese is good for cats."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Terenas says, "Done."

2005/10/21 15:57:14 - Terenas communefavoured Jazlyn for: because tsuki made
me. and oh, defending faethorn.

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Excellent."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "And you realize you're making me
look good for making you work?"

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Terenas says, "Psh, more like a
slavedriver."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Ha!"


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Tsuki2005-10-21 16:55:15
I like quoting Terenas. halo.gif

I probably didn't need to erase where it was from, but it was an odd aetherwave to say such things... *peer Terenas*


(): Terenas says, "Ha, in your face, Tsuki!"

(): You say, "My non-furry face?"

(): Terenas says, "Yes!"

(): You say, "... am I the only one here who's confused?"

(): Terenas says, "Serenguards are at the top of topguilds, whoo."

(): Klia says, "I'm missing somet'ing."

(): You say, "Well done for the Serenguard, then."

(): Terenas says, "Damn, gloating isn't fun when the person says good
job."

(): You say, "Yes, I know."

(): Terenas says, "I'll go gloat to the Nihilists!"

You tell Terenas, ";)"

Terenas tells you, "*hop*."
Malicia2005-10-21 17:02:41
QUOTE
Terenas says, "Gimme creddies!"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I have none."

Opening his mouth wide, Terenas gapes in wonder.

Terenas says, "I need to find a sugar mommy then."

Terenas sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.
Xenthos2005-10-21 22:45:50
You set about, digging furiously.
You unearth the Master Ravenwood Tree!


Found treasure!
Laysus2005-10-21 23:53:26

(The Moonhart Circle): Malicia says, "That Lyco kid is hot."