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by Viravain

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Sidra2006-02-13 08:16:32
Now that is a quality marriage tongue.gif
Unknown2006-02-13 08:38:04
You said it, Sidra.


Maybe Nokraenom is dominant and that's his way of indirectly punishing Nymerya for being naughty? Hmm..

Nokraenom says, "Nymerya, it's time for a cruise on the ship."

Nymerya's eyes widen and a look of dread comes upon her face.

Nymerya says, "Oh please Nokky no, not that. Pl-please."


Though Nymerya isn't at all the sort to take that kind of treatment happy.gif
Abrael2006-02-13 08:41:47
doh.gif What kind of punishments kills yourself as well?
Nymerya2006-02-13 10:19:20
QUOTE(PercivalEdmundChang @ Feb 13 2006, 07:38 PM) 257594

You said it, Sidra.
Maybe Nokraenom is dominant and that's his way of indirectly punishing Nymerya for being naughty? Hmm..

Nokraenom says, "Nymerya, it's time for a cruise on the ship."

Nymerya's eyes widen and a look of dread comes upon her face.

Nymerya says, "Oh please Nokky no, not that. Pl-please."
Though Nymerya isn't at all the sort to take that kind of treatment happy.gif



Hahahaha. Oh Nooooookky. *eyeshift*

Anyway, this is the man who crucified me to death during our wedding celebrations. He just comes right out and beats me. wink.gif
Valarien2006-02-13 11:10:53
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Feb 12 2006, 07:12 PM) 257454

OMG THERES NO PERIOD ITS FAKE LOL



-GASP- I've been discovered!

No, seriously, it's real - Ask Ialie tongue.gif

I lost the period in the retype from Nexus to Forum - I don't have an ACTUAL log

>.>
Unknown2006-02-13 12:28:56
Offtopic, but...

I took a look at the sloganizer from Valarien's signature. Put in Nejii and got:

«Nejii never sleeps.»

So true...
Ialie2006-02-13 14:51:47
QUOTE(Cuber @ Feb 13 2006, 07:28 AM) 257624

Offtopic, but...

I took a look at the sloganizer from Valarien's signature. Put in Nejii and got:

«Nejii never sleeps.»

So true...



People stole slogonizer from me!...... (after I stole it from someone on archaean forums)
Shorlen2006-02-13 14:57:56
QUOTE(Ialie @ Feb 13 2006, 09:51 AM) 257657

People stole slogonizer from me!...... (after I stole it from someone on archaean forums)


The sloganizer lies. Your slogan is really...

Ialie: Taste the Rainbow!
Murphy2006-02-13 15:02:57
That is dirty

Dirty Dirty Dirty
Shorlen2006-02-13 15:59:37
(Moondust): Teale says, "So, I sing a lovely song for Nejii.. and he tells me to
never ever do it again. HOW CRUEL!"

(Moondust): Nejii says, "You RHYMED my name with veggy!"

(Moondust): Nejii says, "What do you ex-..."

(Moondust): Nejii says, "...tsu..."

(Moondust): Teale says, "Nothing else RHYMED!"

(Moondust): Tsuki says, "Yes, Nejii?"

(Moondust): Nejii says, "...shush."

(Moondust): Tsuki says, "I don't think he liked my song either, Teale."

(Moondust): Teale says, "I thought ours were wonderful."
Tsuki2006-02-13 16:09:18
You missed part of it, Shorlen.



(Moondust): Teale says, "So, I sing a lovely song for Nejii.. and he tells me to
never ever do it again. HOW CRUEL!"

-scent

You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in
the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Shorlen coming from Weavings of Moonlace.
You make out the scent of Klia coming from Archaic Library.
You make out the scent of Nejii coming from amongst the downy birches.
You make out the scent of Munsia coming from the Moonhart Mother Tree.
You make out the scent of Teale coming from amongst the downy birches.
You make out the scent of Sabis coming from the Moonhart Mother Tree.

-nature flow nejii

You shed High elfen form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at amongst the downy birches.
Amongst the downy birches.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Sprays of chervil cover the forest
floor. Lovely coltsfoot carpets the forest floor. A sedge of galingale is firmly
planted in the forest floor. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the
awesome presence of a living totem. A mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here.
Aether Empath, Nejii Talnara, Moonsage is here, shrouded. He wields a magic tome
in his left hand and a winged celestial shield of heraldic bearing in his right.
Teale is here, leaning on Nejii. She wields a nature talisman in her left hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.

Finger extended, Teale pokes Nejii.

(Moondust): Nejii says, "You RHYMED my name with veggy!"

You peer at Nejii unscrupulously.

"Yodeleh HE hoo!" you yodel at Nejii.

(Moondust): Nejii says, "What do you ex-..."

You nod your head sagely.

(Moondancers): Shorlen says, "Nejii, I think you have another admirer!"

(Moondust): Nejii says, "...tsu..."

(Moondust): Teale says, "Nothing else RHYMED!"

Nejii peers at you unscrupulously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Teale sniggers evilly.

(Moondancers): Nejii says, "Tell me about it..."

(Moondust): You say, "Yes, Nejii?"

You flutter your eyelashes charmingly.

(Moondust): Sabis says, "Heh."

(Moondust): Nejii says, "...shush."

Nejii tickles you mercilessly!

(Moondust): You say, "I don't think he liked my song either, Teale."


-------------------


(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "You have slain a giant red weevil. Your soul cries out
in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 80.
You have reached the illustrious level of Supramortal."


-------------------

I want an I Love Novices thread somewhere! Was talking with one, and:


Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "Do you know Aquifn well?"

You ponder the situation.

You say, "Only slightly, I'm afraid."

You say, "Not as well as I know others."

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "I met him last month."

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "Is he just that type of person, hard to know?"

You shrug helplessly.

You say, "Much of my time is spent dealing with other things, so I rarely get to
meet others of the Coven I didn't already know before I was elected."

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "He's going to teach me to dance. He tried to
dance with me and I had no idea what he was doing. It must of looked quite
humorous to him when I stumbled back all perplexed."

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says to you, "Might i ask what your position is, i'm
rather ignorant."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

You say, "I'm the High Priestess of the Moon ... look at HELP MOONDANCERS."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "Wow, I am honored then to have had so much of
your time and patience."

You smile and say, "It's been my pleasure."

Sabis's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Seeker of the Moon, Sabis says, "And must apologize if I wasn't properly
respectful."

You smile and say, "As I said earlier, the more we can help you, the better you
can become and be able to help yourself and others."

You whisper soothing words to Sabis.

You say, "You've been fine, don't worry."

Sabis's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.


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Soll2006-02-13 18:22:48
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "Tis the way of Serenwilde
either snuggable or snubbable."
Narsrim2006-02-13 19:13:26
EDITTED for future blackmail.
Soll2006-02-13 20:16:46
QUOTE

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Sarin.
High Druidess Sarin Mes'ard, of the Hart says, "Gnehehe. I, Iruigia am the best
Pooka of Faethorn!"

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Astrasia.
Astrasia says, "Gnehehe. I'm still the best pooka of Faethorn! None shall resist
my telepathic charm!"

You say, "And thrice am I the best pooka of Faethorn! Gnehehe!"

Astrasia says, "Do i really look like a pooka?"

You peer at a pooka unscrupulously.
A pooka nods sagely.

You say, "Iruigia thinks so."

Astrasia says, "That is rather insulting."

Astrasia sadly says to a pooka, "You think i have goat legs?"

A sylph prepares to attack Viravain, but suddenly stops as if something spooked
her.

A pooka nods his head emphatically.

A sylph prepares to attack Viravain, but suddenly stops as if something spooked
her.

A sylph prepares to attack Viravain, but suddenly stops as if something spooked
her.

A sylph prepares to attack Viravain, but suddenly stops as if something spooked
her.


Stupid Sylph. sad.gif That could've been fun! sad.gif losewings.gif
Sarin2006-02-13 21:02:31
(Hartstone): Astrasia says, "You have influenced fags to attack your enemies,
which was attacking one of our novies."
Hartstone): Munsia says, "I seduced that hag over 3 months ago."
(Hartstone): Gelo says, "You have influenced fags to attack your enemies... you
know i am not sure what to say about influencing fags.
You tell Keeper's Assistant, Mr Gelo, Hartstone Hornedstar, "Munsia is seducing
fags...I thought she was into lesbians."
More or less accurate...
umm, sorry if this should insult anyone...
Unknown2006-02-14 02:15:11
QUOTE(Soll @ Feb 13 2006, 03:16 PM) 257764

Stupid Sylph. sad.gif That could've been fun! sad.gif losewings.gif



you have viravain as a personal enemy? what point does that serve?


QUOTE
You compliment Little Boo, a small tae'dae cub on his outstanding intellect and
physique.
Little Boo, a small tae'dae cub puffs up his chest and a crazy gleam enters his
eyes as he vigorously agrees with you that his intelligence and strength far
surpasses anyone else.


I thought this was funny, because he's about the smallest thing in the village with the smallest humanoids in the basin.

QUOTE(sarin @ Feb 13 2006, 04:02 PM) 257798

(Hartstone): Astrasia says, "You have influenced fags to attack your enemies,
which was attacking one of our novies."
Hartstone): Munsia says, "I seduced that hag over 3 months ago."
(Hartstone): Gelo says, "You have influenced fags to attack your enemies... you
know i am not sure what to say about influencing fags.
You tell Keeper's Assistant, Mr Gelo, Hartstone Hornedstar, "Munsia is seducing
fags...I thought she was into lesbians."
More or less accurate...
umm, sorry if this should insult anyone...



Munsia never influences or trys to seduce me, I'm hurt. sad.gif
Soll2006-02-14 02:21:51
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Feb 14 2006, 02:15 AM) 257957

you have viravain as a personal enemy? what point does that serve?


Err.. Oops. I forgot that. laugh.gif I have the Gods which Soll doesn't like enemied. May undo that now. doh.gif
Joli2006-02-14 02:34:17
I remember when I had them allied/enemied so I could do farscout and see where they were back when.. you actually could..

I think I was the reason that got changed.. I remember Lacostian doing an event and me being able to see him in the room with us. I think he wanted to stab me.

losewings.gif
Unknown2006-02-14 03:52:43
QUOTE


You steer Avaerin, the Living Forestship to the south.
Lurching through dimensional shifts.
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As the dimensional walls between worlds thin, the aetheric currents here continuously solidify and
dissolve as competing realities assert themselves. The aetherspace itself is cloudy and viscous,
making aethership movement slow and cumbersome. Glowing on a nearby wall is script that reads, "I
love you, Asmodea!"

Avaerin, the Living Forestship floats here in astral.
Serenwilde is to the south.


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Shiri2006-02-14 04:23:09
roflmao.gif GEB?